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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 3:36pm On Jul 24, 2012
Pfffff.....Just when I thought Mannone was really that good.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 3:32pm On Jul 24, 2012
This Mannone dude is winning me over man! He is reading the game very well.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 3:29pm On Jul 24, 2012
Surely Szczesny has to be up his game this coming season. 'Cos this Mannone dude is a keeper!

Chamakh is a liability to Arsenal.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 3:20pm On Jul 24, 2012
Santos.....haba!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 3:12pm On Jul 24, 2012
Diaby surely has got mad skills.

Really rising up to the occasion with this match today.

But the football pitch is really pathetic!
Christianity EtcRe: Tunde Bakare Summoned Over Sermon by Pataki: 8:43pm On Jul 23, 2012
Is this the purported idiotic letter the SSS wrote to invite Pastor Bakare?

https://saharareporters.com/sites/default/files/24355/bakare_invitation1.jpg

No wonder one is being punished here to be reading some rancid arguments brought forth by dead brained GEJ arselickers.

I feel pity for Nigerians sometimes, but when I read the opinions of some ediots on this board, I think GEJ or the government is not the problem. It is the ediots that exists in abundance in Nigeria!

Ediots being ruled by mumus!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 8:23pm On Jul 21, 2012
debosky: ^^ Bro, if you notice, ignoring is the approach most other gooners have pursued. It's almost like a test to prove whether you're really a gooner or not - do you choose to ignore the vermin or not. cheesy
Aha! cheesy I just had to read the last 6-7 pages on this thread to notice the trend with this 1025 dude.

I was almost tempted to reply ''it'' because I like reading his post on the politics section.

The blood of a true gooner truly flows in my vein. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 7:46pm On Jul 21, 2012
1025: i think arsenal must force whosoever they will captain after van persie to take an oath with okija shrine or any oyibo shrine because it is becoming a culture that once u are made a captain in arsenal, the next thing will be departure.
even when his loyalists call him professor, wenger is yet to know the difference between clubs best player and the supposed leader. knowing how to play ball is miles away from knowing what it takes to be a good leader.
arsenal as a club has a long way to go. there are machines though very expensive used in checking players with the club's DNA and blood in them. it does not matter how good or old a player is in the club, commitment to death is the key.
look at man u, keane, Garry and now vidic. look at chelsea, desaily, wise and hardman terry. but when u look at arsenal, viera(sold), henry(sold), fabregas(sold) and now persie(so-). captains are club legends and they are players who keep playing for the clubs as long as they live(on and off the pitch). stop making passer by ur captain so that we can trace where ur problem is. u are not the only club that loves money. what is all these?
OK, after this gobbledygook you have typed, I will have to ignore you. You apparently have limited knowledge on how to analyze football.

Cheers dude.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 8:37am On Jul 21, 2012
Really getting tired with this RVP issue. Even though I think the club is already giving him his punishment by leaving him out of the Arsenal magazine and the latest of not taking him along on the Asia tour.

I suspect upon returns from the Asia tour, Verminator might be announced as the new Arsenal skipper.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland's Literary & Debating Day - You Are Cordially Invited! by Pataki: 6:01pm On Jul 19, 2012
Oh wow!

7 pages and still trending, yet no point 'for' or 'against' the topic has been raised.

OK, I will be back.
PoliticsRe: LIES AND INSULTS AGAINST GOODLUCK JONATHAN-WHY? by Pataki: 8:39am On Jul 17, 2012
[quote author=Bélla3]yep.. Nt wen pple dnt even want to coperate wit the head of state[/quote]LOL. U got jokes right? Cooperate with a head of stupidity who prefers to smile on camera and tell the world he is speechless about Boko Haram?
PoliticsRe: President Goodluck Jonathan Congratulates Oshiomhole by Pataki: 2:46pm On Jul 15, 2012
What a hypocritical statement coming from President Retardeen.
PoliticsRe: Let's Praise Gej by Pataki: 2:32pm On Jul 15, 2012
Praise President Retardeen for what - not rigging the elections? cheesy grin cheesy

Of course, he is too r3tard3d to effectively succeed with such. cheesy

Had he dared to, another Wild Wild West is looming on the nation.

The voices of the masses are speaking! Enough with Power Drunk People (PDP)!!!!
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Received Salary From Bayelsa Since 1999 by Pataki: 7:59am On Jul 13, 2012
dedeike: If you don't know what to say, please lick Tom Tom. Much as I hve reservations over the controversial appointment, we must not loose sight of the fact that the person in question is just a first lady-the wife of the president. She is not a govt functionary. She is not recognized by our laws. The position of first lady is unknown to the constitution. She is not being paid from FG purse.
She can decide to work anywhere she likes or even engage in petty trading. That's her business.
Pray tell, Mr. Laptop squad, who is paying for all the aides attached to the first lady? All those aides who follow her whenever she travels with Mr. President, who pays their salaries and air fares? Are they being paid from President Retardeen's salary?

Why do you people choose to lie so tenaciously? undecided
PoliticsRe: Cassava Country - Nigeria by Pataki: 7:01pm On Jul 12, 2012
Actually before this President Retardeen started shouting his cassava bread, Nigeria has always been the highest producer of cassava globally according to FAO statistics.

So nothing new on being a cassava producing nation.
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Received Salary From Bayelsa Since 1999 by Pataki: 6:58pm On Jul 12, 2012
Only demented bastards will come here and tell us that Sahara reporters are fake! angry
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Received Salary From Bayelsa Since 1999 by Pataki: 5:32pm On Jul 12, 2012
Is this not sheer wickedness in the highest places.

Upon all the estacodes you have been receiving since 1999,

Upon all the corruption allegations levied against her right from the days of Ribadu,

Upon all the 1 billion naira yearly food allocation, Jonathan is using to feed you,

Upon all the illegal payments being paid to you as the first lady of the most populous black nation on earth,

Upon all the illegal aides you carry with you on your useless disgraceful trips across the globe,

Yet you have been collecting salary from Bayelsa since 1999!

Oluwa oh!
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Received Salary From Bayelsa Since 1999 by Pataki: 5:24pm On Jul 12, 2012
[quote author=Sisi_Kill][b]

I suspect that's what they are trying to do. . .wear us out.

When you think this is the absolute lowest, last of the rung, rock bottom-est they can go, they come up with something else.[/quote]And quite frankly they are doing a good job at it.

I have said nothing this corrupt government can do will ever shock me again. But alas, I only but f00led myself.

Maybe, the next shocking news is that: Goodluck's adopted children are on Federal Government's pension scheme for the past two years.

Anything beyond ridiculous and corruption is possible in this country now!
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Received Salary From Bayelsa Since 1999 by Pataki: 5:00pm On Jul 12, 2012
God, I have lost the energy to address this country.

Is that what Nigeria has become? embarassed

I am ashamed as a Nigerian.
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Appointed Perm. Sec By Bayelsa Governor by Pataki: 12:16pm On Jul 12, 2012
What a senseless post.

A permanent secretary reports to the commissioner who then reports to the governor!

What kind of a useless government is this for goodness sake?!
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Appointed Perm. Sec By Bayelsa Governor by Pataki: 10:18am On Jul 12, 2012
Beaf: Wrong move.
So you are still capable of knowing what is wrong and right? cheesy Fresh Air! cheesy
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Appointed Perm. Sec By Bayelsa Governor by Pataki: 10:16am On Jul 12, 2012
J12: And how is Jonathan involved in this?
What if he has no hand in this appointment, which I believe he doesn't?
Are you being deliberately stooooopeed?

What sort of a nonsensical question are you asking here? Your wife is appointed as a PS while you are the president of the nation, in the same state he comes from and you are here asking this foolish question!

Suffice it to say, if Jonathan cannot call his wife to order, call the useless governor back to his sanity, it then beholds on all Nigerians to know that we have a wimp as a President who cannot rule in the affairs of his home. A man who cannot lead his home is highly unworthy of leading a nation (full stop)
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Appointed Perm. Sec By Bayelsa Governor by Pataki: 9:09am On Jul 12, 2012
FRESH AIRzzzzzzz cheesy

This cassava bread e dey sweet me well well oh. cheesy

Madam tabon tabon is now a PS?! No wahala na. Walai, Nigeria don enter this one chance......make we enjoy the FRESH AIRzzzzzz jare!
PoliticsRe: Cassava Bread Policy: Jonathan Pushes Ahead by Pataki: 12:46am On Jul 12, 2012
Beaf: Its no joy educating fuckwits.
They will be the first to complain that Nigeria only relies on crude oil sales, yet when someone tries to change that, their true red-eyed winsh nature shows itself. embarassed
Absolutely classic! cheesy

Coming from the same disgraced fool who was proclaiming cassava biscuit was in popular demand in the UK. cheesy Only to be disgraced by oyb and shamed hopelessly.

Suddenly this dolt is hallucinating of educating ''fuckwits''! cheesy

Megida winshes.......una no try at all!
PoliticsRe: Cassava Bread Policy: Jonathan Pushes Ahead by Pataki: 12:41am On Jul 12, 2012
I can see President Retardeeeen on a mission to infect all Nigerians with his abject stupidity. cheesy

You simply wonder how this cassava bread has strengthened his clueless state of mind.

A world class research paper needs to be undertaken on this clueless president we have been blessed with.
PoliticsRe: Obama Claims Boko Haram Was Brought By Frustrations & Poor Government by Pataki: 7:16pm On Jul 11, 2012
dayokanu: See mumu in action

https://farm5.static.flickr.com/4112/5018900473_5a9bcb9266.jpg

GEJ: What can I do for you ma.

Hilary : Whats your name

GEJ: They call me Jona, Sometimes Azikwe, or Goofluck, Ibos call me Odechuckwu, Yorubas call me Ademumu, Hausas call me Abdul-clueless, Moslems call me RETARDeen. So you choose anyone.

Hillary: Good. What are you core competences

GEJ: Ask Madam Turai, I can cut grass, catch fish, Wash bra and pant, cook and clean even prepare Akpu. Most importantly I obey orders

Hillary: Thats impressive, Oya lemme see how you can obey. Odechukwu shine your teeth

GEJ: [img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSUIMNYkQFPJg8jflub7zMYgSKUiuVq5L0S0GfRlonPS6rcfmtJ[/img]

Hilary: (Covers nose) Thats ok. Oya close your teeth. So you sef siddon like mumu dey wait for Drones? Why you mumu like this sef. Is it genetic?

GEJ: Yes ma
https://i.imgur.com/UPBvj.gif
PoliticsRe: I’ll Fish Out Subsidy Thieves In A Week - Ribadu by Pataki: 7:13pm On Jul 11, 2012
naijababe: I have to admit, El-Rufai came to mind after I read the headline grin
Hahahahaha

Unfortunately, you got it wrong. We have a rabid ribadu who talks faster than he thinks. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Obama Claims Boko Haram Was Brought By Frustrations & Poor Government by Pataki: 6:41pm On Jul 11, 2012
Rewind.........

kingoflag: [size=20pt]"Even Obama Praised Me!" ---- Pres. Goodluck Jonathan, Sept.2011.[/size]
https://i.imgur.com/UPBvj.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/UPBvj.gif[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSXfRMSPnUwCj7RYnklJ9OYMVIOnOtAD5UtuOQ161TcEajeAKLR[/img]
PoliticsRe: Group To Declare State Of Biafra Republic On Nov 5 by Pataki: 6:38pm On Jul 11, 2012
Is Odechukwu not the President again? Or did this group of people miss the memo that our Nigerian President calls himself Odechukwu?
PoliticsRe: Obama Claims Boko Haram Was Brought By Frustrations & Poor Government by Pataki: 6:24pm On Jul 11, 2012
Rewind.....

dayokanu: Even Obama knows that we have a poor and terrible govt in retardeen Jonathan

What a shame

maybe its because of the "Born to rule" mentality in Obama,

Maybe its because Obama is jealous of the SS minority,

maybe its because Obama is a parasite after their oyel.

maybe its because Obama hates the SS
Had Buhari, Bakare, El Rufai, or that former governor of Kaduna made this statement emanating from the US, some shameless r3tard3d beings on this thread will not be directing accusations at State and Local governments. We would have been hearing the statements quoted above.

F00ls!
PoliticsRe: Obama Claims Boko Haram Was Brought By Frustrations & Poor Government by Pataki: 5:40pm On Jul 11, 2012
Beaf: What the US has said is correct.
The people were phucked up by govt, especially at state and LG levels.
While some semblance of infrastructure is provided by Southern/Middle Beltan governors and LG's; their core-Northern counterparts have only produced record breaking almajiri figures and child marriages, year in - year out.
Classical post of passing the buck!

State and LG levels controlled in majority by which party - care to answer huh? PDP! The same party which unfortunately brought to fruit our beloved President Retardeen.
PoliticsRe: Obama Claims Boko Haram Was Brought By Frustrations & Poor Government by Pataki: 5:33pm On Jul 11, 2012
Ninapha: ...and is this frustration and bad leadership afectn just d northerners, especially nothern moslems? Just asking ooo.
No it is affecting the whole nation. Food prices have increased simply because some of the food products from the north are no longer in steady supply.

There is growing kidnapping business in the East.

There is growing militancy in the South.

There is growing rate of assassination, robbery, and wanton stealing in the West. Fulani herdsmen are busy murdering everyday citizens in the South West.

So tell me are Nigerians not frustrated enough with this poor government? The mere fact that Boko Haram has not landed anywhere in the South West is why Nigeria has not yet gone upside down totally.

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