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Of course, Buhari, El Rufai, Obama, Tinubu, et. al are the real sponsors of Boko Haram.

These deluded YahooYahoo GEJ praise singers never fail! Always on point!

Sweetlemon: Then you must either be a sucessful businessman or a rich kid working in Daddy's or uncle's company

None of the above pertains to me. But I love my life dearly than what any useless government can promise me. My father even disliked me for refusing to go back to Kogi State to serve. He did all he could to make me go back, I absolutely refused. And today, I have reasons to be happy I did not waste one year of my life on that useless NYSC.

Back in the days, it was even safe to serve in North, I still refused to serve. Not to talk of now, I surely would be the most loudest voice against doing NYSC. And most definitely, it is my dream to see NYSC scrapped totally!

boyendowed: Jonathan makes me sick.Don't blame the minister.He couldn't have said that without Jonathan's support.Jonathan is more interested in pleasing a particular section of the country than doing what is right.Will he live with his conscience if these children are killed?What are the southern Governors doing?None of them have spoken out against these postings.Till these youth corpers become organized and launch a massive boycott,these postings will continue.When less than 20 people report to camp,they will think twice before posting

Jonathan and conscience are not in the same page. The f00l of a president has long since lost his conscience. He is totally clueless, useless and has no inkling what he needs to do to get this nation working. I feel ashamed to be a proper thinking Nigerian right now, knowing that my president is a RETARDEEN.

For example, the senator that recently died, here is what is going-on:

Jonathan said: Fish out the killers immediately.

Army officer said: Senator was not killed.

Eye witness account said: Senator slumped and died

Boko Haram: we are responsible.

Police account: Senator was not killed.

Who is really fooling who in this country? Do these people have any conscience. Confusion galore unlimited!

2CatWoman: What are the consequences of not completing NYSC? How does it affect someones future choices? Genuine question.

It does not affect your future. Your greatness in life is not tied to NYSC. I forgot about NYSC and till tomorrow, I will never bother myself to get that useless and hopeless certificate.

It is not by force to serve in this hell hole of a nation! What is the basis of going through primary, secondary and tertiary education with all those years of suffering, smiling, beating etc, only to be slaughtered like a christmas chicken by some blood licking suicide ready animals.

For example, I went to serve in Kogi state some years ago.

After sleeping on the church floor for one week without proper accommodation given to me as required, I left Kogi and NEVER returned to that state again. I said to myself, I do not need this SHYTE!

If I had been posted to any of the core northern states, I know myself, I will gladly sit down in my father's house. I did not give a damn what my parents said.

If you love your future, plan it yourself. Your destiny is in your hands, not in the hands of a useless blood sucking government!

Sensydin and folex101 are the same person.

Adding to the list......Mandelaguy

Demdem: foool, u said no response from u and still went ahead to spill the above rubbish. its good to know that u didnt deny the fact that u also handle the moniker "folex101". U have a right to speak ur mind though, i cant deny that fact even if its screwed towards ur paymaster. idioot.

LOL! You really have time for all these YahooYahoo boys turned into GEJ praise singers.

President Retardeen at it utmost foolishness again!

You cannot help but wonder how this man excels flawlessly at corruption but is a total failure in leadership.

Pure retardeen, I never believed in him from the very day I knew of his existence.

Nigeria is cursed.

dedeike: it's funny how stupid you could be in your desperation to nail GEJ. out of all the wonderful points canvassed on the results of Oronsanye committee, the ports committee, the aviation committee, etc. you singled out Ribadu committee for manipulation of facts in order to suit your falsehood. What I said clearly in black and white is that RIBADU COMMITTEE IS YIELDING RESULTS AND REDUCING WASTAGES. I never said their REPORT IS OUT as you twisted in order to undermine the efforts of this govt. As a layman who is only vast in doing the job of a spin doctor on Nairaland, you may not be privy to information in the oil industry. So i do not blame you for this goof. But if you we're smart a bit, you would have noticed that you reproduced evidence in support of my earlier assertions in your post. You quoted RIBADU in the leadership newspaper as saying: " MY COMMITTEE IS SERIOUSLY WORKING AND WILL SOON COMPLETE IT'S ASSINGMENT AND SUBMIT ITS REPORT. How is this different from my position. Pls stop fooling yourself on Nairaland with your feeble defences. When someone is working, appreciate it. I still await your refutals on the other claims i made about the other committees or should I take your silence to be admission of truth?

OK, another example: Aviation committee report Is not in the same aviation industry where a goat and a plane are fighting over who owns the runway? The same aviation in which your President Retardeen highlighted as his success during the democracy day broadcast, but he came back on air in June to announce that he could not land a simple helicopter in Yobe state. And you want me to take you serious? Are you for real? Continue to delight yourself in uttermost silliness.

It however appears to me, you are devoid of reasoning faculties. In what way is the Ribadu committee reducing wastages, when its report is not yet out?? Or you think everyone here is a simpleton?! Gosh, this is why I hate to debate with all you Yahoo Yahoo boys that the government is now employing to be praise singers on the internet!

PDP senator killed?

Goodluck to them all.

Seems these ex-militants are reading my mind.

Some days ago I said it on this forum, a bed-ridden Yar'Adua is far better than the President Retardeen Nigeria is currently cursed with.

dedeike: @ pataki, thanks for posting the link to the number of committees set up by this administration in one year. I agree with you that most of those committees are unnecessary. I don't see any reason why the govt should set up a committee for award of scholarships to post graduate students, removing unqualified persons from school, and modalities for university lecturers from having a minim qualification of PHD. I also maintain that both the rationalization committee and the blocking of leakages committee could be fused into one. However, to say that the other committees have not yielded any dividends will be a wrong reading of facts. The truth is that the present govt is interested in transformation. It is this transformation agenda that is driving these reforms. And if you want to achieve genuine reforms, you can't engage the same hands that are currently making things not to work. You must engage people from the private sector, technocrats in various fields, retired public servants who will bring their wealth of experience to bear and independent minded statesmen. That is where the committees come in. Jonathan is a human being so he can't be everywhere at the same time. He can't also entrust such sensitive assignments in the hands of present public officials, who have interest to protect. And somehow, it's working. The committee on ports did a fantastic job by sanitizing the ports. They hve reduced the number of agencies operating in the ports from 17 to 6 . Thereby easing operations at the ports. They hve also ensured that the ports begin 24 hours operations and liaised with the Lagos state Govt to get rid of the trucks that congest the roads leading to the ports.The Oronsanye led committee did a wonderful job to streamline and rationalize agencies in Nigeria. The recommendation that we should have only 35 agencies and parastatals in Nigeria is indeed a welcome development given our history of wastages and leakages due to the duplicity of MDA's. There cannot be automatic implementation of this report as most people think on this forum. The MDA's are a product of the enactment of the National Assembly. They all have laws establishing them so the National Assembly will need to repeal such establishment laws accordingly. The pension fund task force was what blew the lid on the corruption in the police pensions. With it came the massive discovery of over 125 billion scandal. And those indicted are already in court. [b][size=14pt]The committee on oil transperancy led by RIBADU is yielding results and reducing wastages. [/size][/b]The committee on airport upgrading is working in liaison with the minister of Aviation to overhaul our airports. It's evident for all to see. In Abuja, the entire domestic wing has been closed for massive reconstruction. Same for Enugu airports. Similar works are ongoing in Benin, Kano. Etc let's learn to criticize constructively with facts.

It is bleeding to the eyes to read your verbiage without paragraphs. There is no point in refuting your lies here.

However just to humor you a little, you say that the Ribadu committee is already yielding results. Which results? Where is the report?

Here is a news report given by Ribadu about the SAME committee you have stated in your composition of lies:

http://www.leadership.ng/nga/articles/23454/2012/05/02/our_report_oil_revenuell_soon_be_ready_ribadu.html


Former Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) and the presidential candidate for the Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN), Malam Nuhu Ribadu, yesterday said the report of his committee - the Petroleum Revenue Task Force would be ready soon.

Ribadu disclosed this to LEADERSHIP, during the 50th birthday ceremony of the Chairman of LEADERSHIP, Mr. Sam Nda-Isaiah in Abuja, that his 17-man committee was working assiduously to come out with its report soon.

[size=20pt]Ribadu said: “My committee is seriously working and will soon complete its assignment and submit its report.[/size] I want Nigerians to understand that my committee is different from the one of the National Assembly, because the assignments are different, but I assure Nigerians that my committee will soon submit its report.”

So please come with better lies next time!

Jarus: Good, if well-intentioned.

But it's looking like another case of seeking fame and name. Especially when one remembers how Festus Keyamo hugged limelight in similar circumstance in 2001 during the Bola Ige/Omisore/Fryo case. He hasn't looked back since that case brought him name.

@ bold:

From the same lawyer who ensured that Rev. King is in jail for murder?

From the same lawyer who is currently arguing it out with Oyedepo's SAN lawyers over the world famous Oyedepo's witch deliverance slap?

Even if he is seeking for fame and name, which right thinking lawyer would not want to jump on such a case as that of Otedola? In a country globally known for corruption. As I earlier said, both the bribe giver (Otedola), and the bribe taker (Facrouk) are liable to prosecution.

Demdem: besides, to those who arent aware peeps are keeping a tab on all the retardeen's committees.

https://www.nairaland.com/956697/list-committees-inaugurated-gej-last

Thank you!

Here it goes:

1. Subsidy reinvestment board
2. Committee on post-election violence
3. Committee to identify leakages and waste in the Ministries, Departments and Agencies
4. Committee for airport upgrading
5. Justice Alfa Belgore committee
6. Presidential Committee on Award of Post-Graduate Scholar-ship to first class graduates
7. Presidential Committee on the Rationalisation and Restructuring of Federal Government Parastatals, Commissions and Agencies
8. Committee to negotiate with the radical Islamist sect Boko Haram
9. Committee to ratify FG contracts and procurements
10.Pensions Reform Task Force
11.Committee on transparency in the oil sector
12.committee set up to decongest the ports
13.Committee to monitor oil exports
14.committee saddled with the responsibility of expelling all unqualified students from the school
15.inter-ministerial committee to work out modalities for University lecturers to have a minimum PhD qualification
16.NDDC fact- finding committee
17.Presidential committee on road infrastructure
18.Presidential committee on restructuring and rationalisation of the Federal Civil Service

Now, all you GEJ sycophants and those shouting that President Retardeen is working, which of these committees report is currently functional in Nigeria?

Arse-wipes!

edicolove: NL. The theatre of ignorance. Do you know how many committees the US government sets up weekly to do different stuff? All governments in the world are run by committees. Its not perculiar to Nigeria or GEJ. But, of course, haters and bigots will always have erections once its about GEJ. Lol

People like Demdem are so dumb. Quoting to us from.a capbanking funded report. Pathetic!

OK, let us entertain your foolishness and assume that the US sets up committees every week, at least that makes them world leader amongst nation that they currently are. We see the effects of the committees, the nation is working, and things are improving, thousands of lives are struggling to enter the same US.

The several committees that this present government led by President Retardeen has been setting-up since its inception, which of the reports have they implemented? How has it improved nation, how has it made Nigeria an envy ordinarily amongst the ECOWAS countries?

Are you being paid to perpetually stay ignorant??

Gbawe: Bros, why the thing dey pain you? Why is the laptop issue so personal for you? Is it guilty conscience? Proof of which we see with how, atypically, all your post since you joined recently has involved sycophantic defense of GEJ and an automatic readiness to attack his perceived enemies.

Believe it or not, most of us were new members once and we certainly did not behave like you and the many who have suddenly joined NL to talk about only one thing monotonously like programmed Robots or paid hacks.

Leave that paranoid dude alone. One can clearly see how much he is trying to justify himself on this board.

Several paid agents have come over the years on this forum, and like always, they get frustrated, run out of ideas and move on. It is no rocket science that whoever is paying these YahooYahoo boys will one day leave government, and the true Nigerians who want to see a working proper Nigeria will be here giving constructive criticism to whomever is in power without regards to tribe or religion.

It is pure infantile behavior and crass wickedness for the government of the day to be paying YahooYahoo boys, in the name of trying to force Nigerians not to think constructively.

State Police is totally a bad idea. Not at this point in time. We have a long way to go towards achieving State Police. And most unfortunately, we are not yet on the path towards getting it right in this nation.

Tintinix: You will eat your words!!!! is the handwritting on the wall not clear enough? Mr President is working!!!

Working for who? Tell me, which of the several committees reports has he ever implemented in over one year since his inception? Who are we fooling in this nation

Which handwriting, pray tell? The one filled with corruption and double confusion?

Fresh Panel+Fresh Committee = Fresh Air.

After this otueke drunkard and retardeen has guzzled down his early morning ogogoro, he looks for what committee to set up to investigate a committee that has just finished conducting investigation on another committee. What do we go get?

DOUBLE CONFUSION. The more you look, the less you would definitely see.

Beaf: Paid agent!

How much did Tinubu and El Rufai pay you to talk this crap?
How much did your conscience cost?
What did your soul and the mortgaging of the future of your kids cost?

Pathetic.

LOL!

You are becoming paranoid. Most probably, the curses, agonized Nigerians have been blessing you with is beginning to have its effect on you. It is never too late to change from your cyber rambunctiousness and fetid attitude of licking Retardeen's arse at every topic that seeks to address the ineptitude and clueless idiocy of President Retardeen.

Now let me for once reply your inanity. Tinubu, I passionately despise. El Rufai talks too much. So pray tell, how can I be paid agents to these people? Have you bothered to check my antecedents on this forum? Right from my early days as: ''mrpataki'', ''pahtahkee'', ''Sir Pataki'', ''Mr. Pataki'' etc. I suppose El Rufai and Tinubu have been paying for me as a paid agent all these years on this forum as far back as 2006/2007. You dimwit!

Now tell us Mr. Reno Omokri and his 40 laptop sycophants, why should President Retardeen not be impeached?

LOL! When I read the foolishness of beaf, I laugh.

It must be hell on earth for Reno Omokri scratching his bald head for plausible argument to support President Retardeen at all times.

President Retardeen the evil villain. I know he will be impeached, and this clueless evil man will be sent out of Abuja.

Every move he makes is ALWAYS laced with errors and gross foolishness! Gosh, this retardeen of a president makes foolishness look so easy to analyze.

Impeach this goat, and let Nigeria move forward please.

Beaf: We all know you are paid by El Rufai to tell the sort of lies above and glorify boko haram.
How much is your conscience weighed against that of your unborn generations?
Why are you so evil? Why take bribes to lie like you do?

Please provide a post wherein he has glorified boko haram or any of the names you have aforementioned?!

Cheap lies, tomfoolery, has corrupted your mind. So much that, you now begin to see other well reasoning Nigerians like yourself.

Reno, it really must be a sorrowful life living up to promoting President Retardeen at all times.

Beaf: I don't know who retardeen is. Is it your uncle, grandfather, brother, wife, girlfriend or the head of your village?
You sound like an NURTW operative, brought up in the gutter with neither manners nor civility.

I know you love acting out like you are one smart dude. But it is so easy to see beyond the noise you incessantly make on this board that, you cut across as daft, extremely stooopid, crass, un-refined, utterly wicked, will-do/say-anything-for-money, kind of person.

So I would make it simple for your dead non-functioning brain. RETARDEEN is Goodluck Jonathan. The spineless, useless, and clueless leader of Nigeria.

In case you still do not know who/what I mean, I am most willing to offer my spelling services so you fully comprehend, who this world famous RETARDEEN is!

And lastly, I hope president retardeen is impeached.

LOL! I thought boko haram are part of the FG according to President Retardeen.

LOL! I thought boko haram does not go beyond Buhari and El Rufai.

Suddenly we have Libya to blame alongside.

Beaf: Some old folk are stunningly shameless!
Shouldn't age go with wisdom?

Same question I have been pondering about when it comes to President Retardeen.

Apparently, a fool at 40 is eternally condemned to being a fool. GEJ non-exclusive.

Eziachi: Most Nigerians are still with the military dictatorial mindset. This is democracy, you have every right to know every single detail of the life of those aspring to rule you with your mandate. Irrespective of how insignificant its to you, it may be important to another person as they make their informed decision as when casting their vote for that person.
It may be my personal policy/choice never to vote for a polygamous person into office and that may have affected my attitude towards Jonathan if I knew first hand that he had a bit on the side from his legitimate wife. Having no biological children is not a crime and desperation to have one irrespective is not most people's cup of tea.

Imagine Americans waking up with the news that their president has an unknown family tucked away somewhere, not Michelle and her girl as it has been known. It will take time before an average Nigerian grasp that democracy is not just casting voting and counting but attitude to life, issue of voters and politicians. When you are in public life, in reality, there are no such thing as private life.

You are absolutely right, and you make full sense. Most obvious why I would never want to enter the public life. I love my privacy at all cost.

It really must be a tough life to be a paid agent fighting and posting in all anti-GEJ threads.

@ topic,

GEJ should have long been impeached. But it is nevertheless too late to start raising the roof for standards and integrity to prevail in this country. Even a sick bed ridden Yar'Adua was far better than this retardeen we have as a president.

This is the same lawyer responsible for ensuring that Rev. King is behind bars.

This is the same lawyer pursuing justice over the slap Oyedepo gave and made further boast of.

Now he is offering his services to the nation, some of you peeps are here insulting him.

Both the bribe giver, and bribe taker are liable to prosecution in this matter.

I just don't get it though.

Is it a must to do a useless NYSC?