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The rate at which some people dedicate their life time to investigate members of this forum is alarming. The other day a Arrow was able to steal into my facebook profile and steal my picture to post it here on nairaland despite the fact that I have limited access to just my friends on facebook.

Oh well their headache.

But yet, our kings/thieves live in Opulence as shown below:

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When basic amenities of life cannot be provided to it citizens and little children as shown below are subjected to everyday life of gym.

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I guess if tpia's grandmother lived in a working condition as shown below, she is more than content.

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My crew in the travel section: Akolawole, funkybaby , VOR, LondonCool, Siena you guys are epitome of a goodheart. Wishing you all a Merry Christmas.

CodeRED my brand, love ya. Nothing but goodwill and prosperity do I wish for you. Thoughts always.

J-girl, my person thanks for letting me know you this year. You sure are a delightful person. Merry Christmas to you too. See ya nextweek!

jkpretty my twin sister, I love you and I miss you. Merry Christmas sister. Hope to talk to you soon.

Omoge, you are too much. Thoughts of goodwill and good friendship I say unto you. Merry Christmas to you too.

Jenny onijogbon! Keep being real. Merry Christmas to you too.

Guys in the politics section ( Jarus, Jakumo, Debosky, Tilapia, kobojunkie (lmao!), Afam et al) You all are intelligent. Merry Christmas to you all!

Tkb417, my Governor I gentle oh. Wishing you and everyone in your family a merry Christmas also.

Tgirl4real, my name sake and partially my surname sake, you have a kind and cheerful heart. I admire it a lot in you.

London chics (nana, tope2000 et al) merry Christmas to you angels. Thanks for inviting me down this Sat, sorry I will not be able to make it down though.

My sport people ( my sweet Cristalz , Sauron, Kitaun, Hemp-error, dayokanu et al), watch as Gunners take the Premier cup this season. Seasons greetings to you all guys.

Romance section, may your madness and offtopic reduce in the coming new year. Merry Christmas to all the posters in there.

PepperSpray, DeepZone/RedHotShit/earTHMAMA, Merry Christmas to you baby. Nothing but love for you always. Glad to see that the fierceness in you has seriously dwindled now. See what Pataki can do in your life. Love ya always.

Religion section (Osisi, davidylan, Pilgrim, Olabowale, babs et al) Joy of the season shall never end in your tabernacle.

If I have forgotten you, please it is not my fault. Feel free to let me know. I am tired and feeling sleepy. I love you and I wish you a merry Christmas.

This thread should have forever remained locked. Why did you unlock it?

Some people need to get a life seriously.

Arrant nonsense!

As regards your comment that you hate the religion of islam and not muslims is an oxymoron. It is an unfortunate thing to say. I would encourage you to study islam with an independent mind and not from your muslim friends. Several intelligent people have done this and in the process some have even converted to Islam and that’s the sole reason why Islam is the fastest growing religion in the West – US, UK, Germany, Canada and even France. These conversions are not due to immigration but indigenous people  converting to Islam despite all the negativity in the media.

Why is logic failing this morning? So if I say I hate the dress you are wearing, does that imply I hate you as a person? Is that an oxymoron to you?

There is nothing to study in Islam which I have not undertaken. I have viewed the life of Mohammed as your prophet and I am totally convinced he is nothing but fraud and deceit. It is my own opinion and it remains valid. Whoever wants to hear is free to and mull over it, the onus is left on you to accept my view and change or ignore it and move on.

But to force your religion down my throat with killings here and there, I will not accept that! Q.E.D

Ajepakororo to the core.

Never used toothbrush when there is Igi Dongoyaro at the back of our house abi tent sef for excellent teeth brushing. Same Igi Dongoyaro was used as my horsewhip because I no dey hear word at all.

My bicycle those days were the series of flat and bursted tyres from my dads old Subaru car, stringing out those metal fibres from it Roll them tyres across agbo-ile and play ten-ten with the village girls.

Christmas period was the time to create our own local bangers! Place Iso (nail) into a piece of wood and insert erun Ishano (matchstick powder) into the little metal hole attached to the wood and hit it on the wall with the nail.

Swimming pool sef was a luxury when you can easily go and swim in Ogun-Oshun river. I nearly drowned there one time sef.

Jarus:
Ogbeni pataki, please don't let your hatred for a set of people becloud your sense of interpretation!!!!

I do not want to keep exchanging words with you on this matter as I see that your tolerance limit is getting to your wits end and before we know it, mudslinging arises which has brought about this last concluding statement from you as quoted above.

FYI, I do not hate muslims. My core friends while in my undergraduate and postgraduate were Muslims. I simply hate the religion called Islam which tries to force itself on people and nations, killed innocent lives in the north of Nigeria amongst numerous other nations of the world. My friends know we can talk in respect to any matter and relate on any level but when it comes to Islam, I let them know my standpoint on it. It does not equal to my hatred for a set of people. Please next time be informed or rather ask before making such an outlandish statement as a conclusion.

Thanks.

'New York has largest concentration of Nigerians in US'. Does that mean Nigerians are the largest natioanality in US? My primary 3 sister will definitely not think that way. Obviously, the statement means there are more Nigerians in NY than any other US city.

Muslims have the largest concentration in AWO HALL. Does that mean Muslims are the largest numerically in Ife? NO!

And nowhere in my post did I infer to Ife as a whole. I do not think you are following my logic here. How do I then pass across my message?

Many thanks for the appraisal to my intellect as I hold your intelligence in high esteem also. However on this particular note, I find it outrageous that you would state that the core Lagos indigenes are muslims which drew my reference to your write-up about the population size of muslims in Ife using AWO Hall as your focal point.

My point however is that you are prejudiced in your belief that percentage of muslims far outweighs the number of christians in whatever situation you use as your focal point. Whether it is AWO hall or core Lagos indigenes which has I guessed, caused all these bruhaha this early morning.

Jarus:
Pataki, you are no doubt one of the most intelligent Nairalanders, but this quality seems to desert you while reading my article, and inevitably while posting that malicious comment.
For reference purpose, let me reproduce the article in question:

             

Grammarians in NL, [b]please tell me, is that statement saying there are more Muslims in Awo hall than Christians? Isn't it unambiguous enough to show you that I'm comparing Muslims in Awo hall with Muslims in other halls, and not Muslims with Christians. [/b]Or do you expect me to use a primary 1 English  that 'there are more practising Muslims in Awo hall than other halls'.
Consider this statement:
'New York has largest concentration of Nigerians in US'. Does that mean Nigerians are the largest natioanality in US? My primary 3 sister will definitely not think that way. Obviously, the statement means there are more Nigerians in NY than any other US city.

Pataki, your English  teacher will not be proud of you for this interpretation gaffe.

I would be very proud to enroll you as my English teacher if you can kindly tell me why your comparison dwelt on Christians and not Muslims from other halls? I would have been more satisfied to read that the percentage of muslim population is higher in AWO hall than Faj hall or any other hall. No where in your article did you draw a parallel line with Muslims from other halls rather you inferred to Fajuyi hall where the Christian population is more. Am I the one who is missing the logic in your inputs here? Are your readers expected to do the reasoning on that or you are expected to pass the information as appropriate for your readers to make their own opinion on it?

That said, you are yet to answer my question directed at you yesterday evening.

Regards.

Jarus:
Me? Claim that there are more Muslims in Awo hall than Christians? You obviously did not have your glasses on when reading my article. I saw this post shortly after you posted it yesternight but the server failed me. And responding to it is the first thing I'll do this morning, even before attending to Auditors waiting for me. It's only unfortunate that Dayokanu has been and other people that have read it have already ingested it before this defence.

Sure it is you. Are you not Suraj Oyewale? Is this statement below not from you?

If anybody says social activities alone are what make Awo Hall tick, such a person is either ignorant or being economical with the truth. On the religious realm, Awo Hall is known to have the largest congregation of practicing Muslims that say their five daily prayers regularly and timely. Sermons in the hall’s mosque are always so powerful, touching and thought-provoking that the lives of many Muslim students in the hall and beyond, changed for good as a result of these admonitions. Although most of the Christian fellowships prefer Fajuyi Hall as their base, some of them are also based in Awo Hall.

Here is the link just in case you must have forgotten it.

http://www.thenationonlineng.com/dynamicpage.asp?id=40464

syphillis:
i feel like e-strangling that old woman that locked our thread

Life is too serious for some peeps. Learn not to let people get at you. It is their joy to see you mad over their actions. I have learnt to overlook certain things if it does not flow into the excess with me, I am ok.


That said, it is good to see that you are honest with your emotions. Would you be honest to tell me how you feel about moi?

@ Topic,
Honesty is not a gender related issue IMO.

tkb417:
AHHHH
u don't want to invite awa omo Nigeria ni?

Pataki
pally gist dey o

Your messenger is not always on most times. Anyhow whenever you online, just send me an IM, will try to respond immediately if I am on my computer.

Thanks.

syphillis:
uncle pataki looks no marra ooo,so see that sweet chic wey ikamefa post for u,i dash u

You have resumed back at this discussion again? I no want that kain girl abeg. Even from the looks, I don see her personality. With that kain teeth, she go dey chop person cojones. I am not yet ready to suffer abeg.

All these grammatical bullets flying from one poster to the other all because someone is not ugly.

Skidoc:
@Michelin89, Actually I thought this thread was made by a beautiful girl who was just trying to be funny, but when I checked the picture on your profile, I saw that you're truly ugly. 

Now everyone is thinking I am a mad man when they see me laughing at my computer screen.



Leave Michelin89 alone and address the topic abeg.

Adam Brody:
Imagine a man wakes up in the morning and the first thing he sees wearing a night gown and hair net is a black troll,

You are wicked! Use sunshades next time!

Adam Brody:
with inflatable lips and eye balls to shame a frog

Haba! You must have been through hell.

Adam Brody:
and a frying pan nose with ears large enough to watch Cnn without tuning

This is simply hilarious.

Adam Brody:
and you expect the man's day at work to be pleasant? You expect such a man not to cheat COMPULSORILY because of the troll he harbours as a wife or G/f?

Is this your fifth job within two months? Where do you get such women?

Adam Brody:
And you console yourself that you have kind hearts and good morals. Who gives a sh**t!

Oh well, it could be true. Who cares though at least not you.

Adam Brody:
Bullocks, the ugly ones are the most aggressive, volatile, rude, nasty, whinning piece of work roaming this earth.

You have a degree in studyin' women worwority.

Adam Brody:
Funny enough, if a guy is so stupid enough to toast one of them, the play hard to get even more than the cute, fine, beautiful sexy ones.

Sister has her own self dignity innit?

Adam Brody:
That playing hard to get sums it up for me. Imagine the guy gets pissed and loses interest, it would take another millenium for them to even find another toaster and you see them condemning, gossiping and cussing on boys for their lack of interest.

Now where in the world is RedHotChic to come and read this line?

Adam Brody:
Abeg all you wor wor united, quietly disintergrate into caves.

For real?

Adam Brody:
The world needs more finer things of life! So all you Grace Jones wannabe, stop your whining and remain in the state you are!

Adam Brody:
don't believe Alek Wek is your role model so you have hope of making it. She is just an experiment and fluke that happened. don't raise your hopes high!

Chai! Do not sentence them to life imprisonment just like that. There is still love for the living.

Adam Brody:
Thunder hardly strikes twice in the same place!

This your proverb has been remixed! Update yourself.

Adam Brody:
Beauty is not in the eye of the beholder. Beauty is the Beholder!

Pssf!

ROFLMYOPIMP!!!

Nairaland and its crazy people!

I would like to know what is the minimum requirement to enter the Nigeria Police Force? Secondary School Certificate or Primary School Certificate?

There are just too many illiterates serving as policemen.

tpia:
I'm quite sure the only alternative source of electricity you know of, is generator.

Oh please, stop making blind arguments and learn to address issues. I have not come to tell you what other sources of alternative energy I know of, I am simply asking you to explain further with what you stated. If that is too much to ask of you, simply say so and I would understand.

I had created a topic in this politics section once on Alternative Source of Energy which clearly indicates my knowledge on this subject matter as my profession clearly relates and deals with it. You may wish to search for it and read it up to enlighten you further.

Jarus:
Just have time to contribute to this topic now, even though I've been monitoring it since morning.

Well, as a Muslim, I'm pro-Sharia and I believe,if practised sincerely, it is the only system that can bring sanity to the world. This is my own take. I don't care what anybody says.

As regards Lagos' Muslim population, I may not totally agree that Lagos has more Muslims than Christians. From my observations however, I believe majority of the core Lagos indigenous families(the Ojoras, the Williams, the Oyekans, the Akiolus,the Smiths,Okoyas,the Tinubus etc) have more Muslims than Christians.

Another thing I observe is that the core Lagos Island and its environs have more Muslim population, this is where you see the Kamorus, the Lukus, the Sikiras, the Basiras aplenty. Also Epe and Ikorodu have more Muslims than Christians. Before the critical Lekki traffic forced us to move to VI early this year, we(my family) lived in a  settlement after Ajah, on Epe expressway, and 75% of the people of this community are Muslims.

On the other side, the areas VI,Lekki,Ikoyi etc are dominated by the Christians, so much so that we don't even have a mosque in our VI area now, and I have to be joining the Hausas to pray in the make-shift mini-ground around.

I may not be convinced enough to say there are more Muslims in Lagos than Christians, but to say Lagos' Christians quadruples Muslims, as yemmyse claimed, is turning truth on its head.

On what source is your postulations based on? I had the opportunity of reading your write-up on AWO Hall in Ife in one of the Nigerian Dailies today and I cannot help but wonder how the dailies would allow some preposterous statements to be written out. You stated in your write-up that there are more Muslims in Awo Hall than Christians, I cannot help but laugh at such a statement and here you are again with another baseless postulation that the Tinubus, Williams, Oyekans etc have more muslim as core Lagos indigenes from your core observations. So if we go back to the beginning of Lagos, it was founded on Islam right?

How does more muslims as core Lagos indigenes suffice that Sharia should be embraced in Lagos assuming your postulation is anything near the truth?

tpia:
you misread me.

I said people in the know have started finding other ways to generate electricity. You interpreted that to mean I'm endorsing generators as a substitute for irregular power supply.

However, i assumed pataki was being sarcastic with his generator post and thats what i was responding to.

you may or may not get it.

Sarcasm which is the hard truth. When you spend tens of thousands of naira within one week on maintaining your Generator, buying fuel which not only releases poisonous and dangerous gases into the environment, causes noise pollution even to your sleep and personal comfort, serves as a means of attracting armed bandits to your surroundings, at the end of the month you still have to pay PHCN bills, then you realize that my sarcasm holds truth.

tpia:
people in the know have reduced their dependence on PHCN for power supply.

They're investigating and experimenting with other ways to generate electricity.

necessity is the mother of invention.

while some are moaning, others are busy trying to find practical ways of solving problems.

Who are these people that have reduced their dependence on PHCN? I assume it is the poor since more candles and lanterns are still profit making business for the ''rich''. I find it so laughable that you state: ''people are investigating and experimenting with other ways to generate electricity" while on the otherhand a question posed at you below:

texazzpete:
Apart from generator sets and inverters (which cost money), what other ways of generating electricity (privately) do you know?

could not be addressed by you. Kindly do tell us what other ways of generating electricity are been investigated and experimented and in which areas of Nigeria has it taken place? Is it not the same Lagos State that wanted to develop an Independent Power Project which was quenched by the Almighty Force of the Federal Government? Would you tell me you are not aware of this situation?

If basic amenities of life cannot be provided to citizens of Nigeria irrespective of whether it is Lagos or wherever, the writer's report holds validity.

Drop postcode for my inbox jare.

My friend in Lagos who is very rich affords to power to his own generator had the privilege of enjoying PHCN power supply for 20minutes within a space of two weeks.

Nana happy birthday. How fast the young are growing.

Where in London is da party happening this evening?

How does your genetic make-up correlate to tribal marks inflicted on one's face?


I do not understand your analogy @ spikedcylinder.

@ Topic,

Ten tribal marks if indeed it is true is totally ridiculous. They have turned her into a living ''ebora''. My suggestion is, she should focus her energy on a plastic surgery. At least try reduce the number of tribal marks to possibly four or something. She might get lucky thereafter to find a man than dragging her mother to court. That would be a waste of time and money.

CodeRED:
He is in Brazil getting his tan on

Papi needs some tanning too.

[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=205612.msg3203726#msg3203726 date=1228879739]simibrazil is around,  

yes they all back

Pata, how are you  [/quote]Really Simibrazil is around?

Whats her id now?

It is Pataki not Pata. Your mind too dirty joor.

How are you too, missing me?

Osisi you have been banned again?


I cannot even remember when last I got banned now. How do you peops get it done?

Why is everyone coming back sef?


Now will someone bring back simibrazil too?