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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pay Package For Stanbic Bank by patani(m): 7:30pm On Jan 13, 2010
@ biger boy, ure a blasphemer.lol! local bank or no local bank, banks dont pay by that criteria. Even Standard chartered which is one of the good bank in the world has one of the poorest pay package in Nigerian banking industry so stop that, meanwhile


@ Poster, Get the job first.When you get ur offer leter u will see every tin there, Salary in most banks is not what u can understand due to the way they are been paid sooooo get it first.
PoliticsRe: Lesson From Venezuela by patani(m): 3:05pm On Dec 24, 2009
I dont know what to say, Im seriuosly confused, and I think revolution is the only option we have left, With revolution and a serious minded leader Nigeria will be beter in just few years
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Exxon Mobil Skill Test by patani(m): 6:01pm On Dec 21, 2009
@ poster


Dont mind the guy, He only took it too personal, meanwhile dont be too hard on Him ,


Do you know if theyve called the non experienced/ entry level IT , please replyyy i need the reply urgentlyyyy please
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Bristow Helicopters Test Format by patani(m): 2:19pm On Aug 31, 2009
Does anyone know the salary for thier pilot after training, I saw a picture in the Nation news paper were the staff of bristow were agitating for Salary Increment. Does that mean they are poorly paid. I was also invited for the test.
RomanceRe: How To Tell Your Girlfriend She Can't Cook? by patani(m): 6:25pm On Feb 03, 2009
Its beter you say somethings in a polite way to your mate, This is how I told mine when she wasnt a good cook 'Dear, you no you av to improve on your cooking' She simply said yes. Now she is better!
RomanceRe: How To Tell Your Girlfriend She Can't Cook? by patani(m): 6:18pm On Feb 03, 2009
Its beter you say somethings in a polite way to your mate, This is how I told mine when she wasnt a good cook 'Dear, you no you av to improve on you cooking' She simply said yes. Now she is better!
EducationRe: LAUTECH: The Best University Indeed by patani(m): 6:53pm On Jan 12, 2009
@cvibe.
I support you they are both different things, lol
@t12
were you in LAUTECH in recent times or you graduated from there?
EducationRe: LAUTECH: The Best University Indeed by patani(m): 7:49am On Jan 12, 2009
@t12

When last did you go to LAUTECH? almost all the shed has been replaced with a modern lecture rooms, I believe UI and UNILAG were also in that stage long time ago. so stop the derogatory statements
EducationRe: LAUTECH: The Best University Indeed by patani(m): 3:46pm On Nov 22, 2008
LAUTECH! or no LAUTECH wat matters is aw much development you can do on your self during the undergraduate years. I am also an almni of LAUTECH, Elect/Elect I can say it with all my mouth that I am far beter that my mates at work who went to UNILAG,OAU AND UNN, not pride, But I belive your personalty has a long way to go. Thier are dull people in OAU and other Fedral universities as seen in LAUTECH. As regard the standard of EXAM conducted in LAUTECH I give kudos to the Authority, thier is Zero tolerance for cheating, I av been to OAU during ONE OF THIER seMESTER FACULTY EXAMs, all of them were giarafin and coping themselves as if they were writing class quiz, men THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN IN lautech, I cant say maybe now sha! lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Have U Got Game?(guys Only) by patani(m): 8:18pm On Aug 31, 2008
hun? my own? I dated 2 sistas. Non of them knew i was dating her sister, upsssssssssss. though not any more,
Jokes EtcWho Wan Die? by patani(op): 2:56pm On May 14, 2008
Two boys stole a bag of fruits and ran to the nearest cemetery to share the loot. As they were scaling the gate of the cemetery, two oranges fell and were left behind at the gate. A drunk man on his way from a local bar was passing near the cemetery gate and heard the following -One for me, One for you…He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he can to the local priest. Father James come with me and witness God and Satan are sharing corpses at the Cemetery- He said. They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voices continued- One for me One for you…Suddenly one of the voice said Let's get the two at the gate (meaning the Oranges that fell). One of the Pastor's shoes is still at the cemetery as at the time of sending this mail. Who wan die?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Zenith Bank Test Format? by patani(m): 12:46pm On Apr 08, 2008
or SEND ME A TEXT MESSAGE I SHALL CAL YOU BACK RIGHT AWAY
Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Zenith Bank Test Format? by patani(m): 12:44pm On Apr 08, 2008
cooldudeng:
Just thot i should contribute. Have

taken the Zenith test and am glad

to inform you that i passed. The

book used for the apt test is a

foreign GMAT text book. Barron's

GMAT to be specific. I must say

the book is kind of scare in the

market right now but you can

contact me for further assistance

about getting the book. Like

Patrick said it comprises of four section of about 25 question each.
Pls kindly leave your phone no i av the test 2morrow
RomanceA by patani(op):
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Matured Virgins: Looking For Husbands by patani(m): 2:18pm On Apr 04, 2008
nossycheek:
Yeah! I know you will peep into this thread.

My husband have two unmarried sisters who are virgins and need to be married off so I can have my peace

One will be 34 this year, tall, light in complexion and people say she is pretty.

The other will be 39, about 5ft 2", little bit dark and a Charismatic member.

The intending suitors should be preferably Igbos, Catholics (not a must) and at least comfortable

Interested suitors should please declare their intentions so that I can hook them up.
I guess you want to use them to scam nairalanderz,
Real Scamer![size=8pt][/size] grin cool
Your mates are in cafes chating as yahoo yahoo boy and duping white men not your fellow naigerains.
God punish you if an EFCC official read your post lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Help A Long Distance Relationship! by patani(m): 6:09pm On Apr 02, 2008
It greatly depend on both parties. I will say it works. I am in one and I relly love it we are apart it gives me time to think about my self and my future ambition. Though at first we qurelled for a while and latter we just had to accept the fact that we now stay apart. We love each other more now we communicate at least twice a day and in the week end we talk for several minute on phone. during the end of the month or twice in two month we make it a duty to be together. So i will never agree what some people are saying.
RomanceRe: Am I In Love? by patani(m): 5:35pm On Apr 02, 2008
Treaten i mean pardon with the typo,
RomanceRe: Am I In Love? by patani(m): 5:31pm On Apr 02, 2008
I wont sugest you tell him. Why not treating him by teling him about your toaster(frame up one if there is no one existing) Then pretend you are seeking for his advise on how to go about it (may be agreeing or dis agree and anyother thing) I am sure he may be forced to speak out along the way if he want you. I will not sugest you ask him out that can make him loose respect for you.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls In The U.S. Are Lonely by patani(m): 4:57pm On Apr 02, 2008
The Tread is stinking already Can someeeone get back to the topic?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If You Celebrate Ur Birthday In May Let's Meet Here Drop Your Statitics And No by patani(op): 6:48pm On Feb 26, 2008
Now, time for Discussion. Is it truue that people Born in May tend to be prudent in spending. Someone told me ALL may Baby are Good looking duddes than their siblings and MAY babies can be principled.
Fellow MAY CELEBRANTS WHAT DO YOU FEEL
OR ANY OTHER ATTRIBUTES COMMON TO MAY CELEBRANTS?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If You Celebrate Ur Birthday In May Let's Meet Here Drop Your Statitics And No by patani(op): 6:44pm On Feb 26, 2008
squirrel20:
WE ARE BIRTHDAY MATES
Gud the more reasons why this tread is created find your birthday mate and connect trough Phone or e-mail
cheers
i am still looking for mine i am may 12
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Doesnt Call Me by patani(m): 6:58pm On Feb 25, 2008
I guess she is still a student. Why dont you do your best and leave the rest I mean call her when its convinient for you, one mistake we guys make is leting girls no our despiration for them. one thing is for sure that she will keep running back if you are too despirate abiout her give her the feeling you dont need her in the reklationship. AND give her the notion that other girls are intrested in you. pROBABLY KEEP A FEMALE FRIEND (casual frienship)let her know and possibly she will run after you if the friend in question is pretier than her. Just STOP ACTING DESPERATE
Jokes EtcI Tricked Him by patani(op): 6:25pm On Feb 22, 2008
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends.

She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees.

The boy says to the girl: "Go on climb that tree."

The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to the girls pants.

After a while the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened.

Her mum says: "oh my stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."

The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met THAT boy again.

He told her to climb again and she did.

when she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: "My stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."

The girl replied and said: "No actually I tricked him, this time i did not wear any pants!"
RomanceRe: What Name Did U Save Your Boy/girlfriend's Name As On Your Phone? by patani(m): 5:17pm On Feb 22, 2008
sweetness
RomanceRe: Virginity : How Important Before Marriage by patani(m): 6:14pm On Feb 20, 2008
LET me give you a real life scenario that happened to my cousin
HE(my cousin) lives in USA Maryland, when it was time for him to mary he came back home to take this innocen looking virgin girl (in her early 20's maybe 21)and he took her to USA to mary her,
She was a virgin when she got to USA until some years after their marraige the gurl in question stated sleeping with the real NIGGAZ in the state, She will yell the hell out of anyone who challenge her of this act, I was even told she slaped her mother inlaw on the face(NIJA GIRL OOOO!)now
Tell me the real escence of this stupid virginity thing that you will burst one day and it will disappear, ALL I WANT IS WIFY MATERIAL

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