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Bleep virgin All I need is my wife, a REAL WIFY MATERIAL |
tsmack:] You are the real man, I totally agree Why should i waste my time on someone who doesnt even look at my side or who is not intrested in me when i can move on and get a better offer, though it doesnt mean i should now insult the girl but i CAN'T BE HANGING AROUND and turn the chick's pupet boy |
saucekid:BOUNCER? Hun? little, pigy brat |
realy good, Any one else? |
LOVE has thought me that no ine is worth dying for, LOVE has tought me to be my self no mater what the condition is LOVE has tought me never to settle for less. LOVE has tought me to be stong. LOVE has toght me TO LOVE my self first(not a selfish feeling but the Yorubas will say if you'RE burning and your son is also burning in fire you first quench the fire on your body before your son's). LOVE has tought me nobody is indespensable in our life. LOVE HAS TOGHT ME[b][color=#990000] LIFE[/color[/b]] |
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THANK ituen: |
ituen:. so wat? |
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gate man. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." |
If you were born In MAY LETS meet here, and discus if the Zodiac signs are true, |
ituen:hey you too dey para who you be self? |
No |
hey you are a muuuuuguuuu. DONT EVER SEND A CREDIT TO A GIRL IN YOUR LIFE, se o ti gbo, Dont you know girls will always want to test how much you can control your self by making you a mugu and if you accept you will definitely be on the mugu list, My advice , if she ask for credit next time tell her you dont have and tell her categorically you av the money and you can probably buy her something she can see, mind you dont ever spoil a girl with gifts, else you ARE already on the mugu list again, Cmon be hard even if you buy her the credit tell her immediately to use it call u and tell her if she did not you have a punishment for her like not calling her. make sure you mean it and do it if she fail, Av you fogot the old saying that women are like shadows they follow you when you move away from them? Youneed to do like a man ELSE YOUR NAME WILL ALWAYS BE STORED AS 'MAGA 1 OR 2' on ladied phone so BEEEEEEEEEEE WIIIIIIIISEEEEEE MIND YOU, |
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hey, poster you better show her you need her by begging her not to go. just try your best to beg her and make her feel wanted. mind you,dont beg her for too long if she disagree for like a week continusly leave her and let her decide.But know that she probably want to test or know hw important she is to you for saying such a thing. but if she insist on going, leave her im sure she will come back beging |
Of course it depends, If the gurl is the 'main issue' i mean the girl i realy like she will definitelly sit in front, even if the other person is my cousin or brother/ sister the back is for them, But if she is my 'haryarge' she will always be restricted to the back most especially if she is the type that is not humble i will shout her to the back(rude hun?).make her feel like my litle bratty sister |
Of course it depends, If the gurl is the 'main issue' i mean the girl i realy like she will definitelly sit in front, even if the other person is my cousin or brother/ sister the back is for them, But if she is me 'haryarge' she will always be restricted to the back most especially if she is the type that is not humble i will shout her to the back(rude hun?).make her feel like my litle bratty sister |
he he he he he he he ! 'alawin' (lover of free item in yoruba language)you beter go and work, make money to call girls. all you want is free call, |
If it is gbenga that actuyally said that he must be crazy, there was a time he filled divorce siute at Ikeja that his wife could not cook. Now his wife is sleeping with his father,.Cant he just be mature for a while and know that he has responsibility of passing through the thick and thing parts of marriage?Besides I pety gbenga if Baba should CURSE him.EEEEEEPE IJEBU(Owu rather), Other side we realy dont know if BABA is innocent of the accusation one should first ask if Baba doesnt av QUESTIONABLE character when it come to sex! Lets ask who asked people like Iyabo Anisulowo for Sex before PDP ticket? Moreover what lead to suden resignation of Okonjo Eweala? Also why should some sex scandal that was rocking PDP at a time all fall on Baba, hmmmmmm.WHO KNOWSSSSS, anything can happen. |
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i bet it i am still a virgin since i used original ruf ryder when last lyed down on a girl, |
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yea shit happens! why crusify gurls when they express thier feelings. well i bet it if it happens i would probably play along, if she mistakinly open her laps, ask me what i would do, ping straight ![]() |
I totally agree with you.
