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RomanceRe: Virginity : How Important Before Marriage by patani(m): 6:04pm On Feb 20, 2008
Bleep virgin All I need is my wife, a REAL WIFY MATERIAL
RomanceRe: Most Guys R Losers Right? (for Ladies Only) by patani(m): 5:44pm On Feb 20, 2008
tsmack:
winkI totally agree with you.

Besides, why should i continue to hang out with a chic i like but don't like me back? I should go on being her friend when that obviously isn't what i want?!

That doesn't make any sense to me at all 'because the more you remain friends the easier it is for u to be used as a "point of reference".

Again, the easier you forget the object of your attention, the easier it would be for you to see someone else.

Just bein real
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You are the real man, I totally agree
Why should i waste my time on someone who doesnt even look at my side or who is not intrested in me
when i can move on and get a better offer,
though it doesnt mean i should now insult the girl but i CAN'T BE HANGING AROUND and turn the chick's pupet boy
Jokes EtcRe: Ituen by patani(m): 5:24pm On Feb 20, 2008
saucekid:
this guy don lose am already
BOUNCER?
Hun? little, pigy brat
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If You Celebrate Ur Birthday In May Let's Meet Here Drop Your Statitics And No by patani(op): 5:00pm On Feb 20, 2008
realy good, Any one else?
RomanceRe: What Experience Has Love Thought U by patani(m): 5:34pm On Feb 19, 2008
LOVE has thought me that no ine is worth dying for,
LOVE has tought me to be my self no mater what the condition is
LOVE has tought me never to settle for less.
LOVE has tought me to be stong.
LOVE has toght me TO LOVE my self first(not a selfish feeling but the Yorubas will say if you'RE burning and your son is also burning in fire you first quench the fire on your body before your son's).
LOVE has tought me nobody is indespensable in our life.
LOVE HAS TOGHT ME[b][color=#990000] LIFE[/color[/b]]
Jokes EtcRe: Ituen by patani(m): 6:59pm On Feb 18, 2008
wink
Jokes EtcRe: Ituen by patani(m): 6:56pm On Feb 18, 2008
THANK
ituen:
N50 no go do for browing time. Make we suscribe to my inital offer. N100 JAMB card
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thank God you don stop to dey beg for MONEY inside holdup, You wan tell me say you don get N100 hun?, Itue, you wan show your dick to YARADUA abi?
Jokes EtcRe: A Real Bad Day by patani(op): 10:40am On Feb 18, 2008
ituen:
Too ld for nairaland sef
.
so wat?
Jokes EtcA Real Bad Day by patani(op): 5:15pm On Feb 15, 2008
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gate man. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
Dating And Meet-up ZoneIf You Celebrate Ur Birthday In May Let's Meet Here Drop Your Statitics And No by patani(op):
If you were born In MAY LETS meet here, and discus if the Zodiac signs are true,
Jokes EtcRe: Ituen by patani(m): 4:27pm On Feb 15, 2008
ituen:
me again?
hey you too dey para who you be self?
RomanceRe: Fat Girls And Their Admirers Only by patani(m):
No
RomanceRe: I Buy Her Credit But She Flashed Me To Call Her. Haba! by patani(m): 1:54pm On Jan 29, 2008
hey you are a muuuuuguuuu.
DONT EVER SEND A CREDIT TO A GIRL IN YOUR LIFE, se o ti gbo,
Dont you know girls will always want to test how much you can control your self by making you a mugu and if you accept you will definitely be on the mugu list,
My advice ,
if she ask for credit next time tell her you dont have and tell her categorically you av the money and you can probably buy her something she can see, mind you dont ever spoil a girl with gifts, else you ARE already on the mugu list again,
Cmon be hard even if you buy her the credit tell her immediately to use it call u and tell her if she did not you have a punishment for her like not calling her. make sure you mean it and do it if she fail, Av you fogot the old saying that women are like shadows they follow you when you move away from them?
Youneed to do like a man ELSE YOUR NAME WILL ALWAYS BE STORED AS 'MAGA 1 OR 2' on ladied phone so BEEEEEEEEEEE WIIIIIIIISEEEEEE






MIND YOU,
RomanceHow by patani(op):
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RomanceRe: She Ended It, The Strangest Thing Is: She Kept Crying And Never Wanted To Leave by patani(m): 11:26am On Jan 28, 2008
hey,
poster you better show her you need her by begging her not to go. just try your best to beg her and make her feel wanted. mind you,dont beg her for too long if she disagree for like a week continusly leave her and let her decide.But know that she probably want to test or know hw important she is to you for saying such a thing. but if she insist on going, leave her im sure she will come back beging
RomanceRe: Who Sits In Front: Your Boyfriend Or Bestfriend? by patani(m): 4:50pm On Jan 23, 2008
Of course it depends,
If the gurl is the 'main issue' i mean the girl i realy like she will definitelly sit in front, even if the other person is my cousin or brother/ sister the back is for them,

But if she is my 'haryarge' she will always be restricted to the back most especially if she is the type that is not humble i will shout her to the back(rude hun?).make her feel like my litle bratty sister
RomanceRe: Who Sits In Front: Your Boyfriend Or Bestfriend? by patani(m): 4:47pm On Jan 23, 2008
Of course it depends,
If the gurl is the 'main issue' i mean the girl i realy like she will definitelly sit in front, even if the other person is my cousin or brother/ sister the back is for them,

But if she is me 'haryarge' she will always be restricted to the back most especially if she is the type that is not humble i will shout her to the back(rude hun?).make her feel like my litle bratty sister
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Xtracool Female Phone Pal by patani(m): 5:54pm On Jan 18, 2008
he he he he he he he !
'alawin' (lover of free item in yoruba language)you beter go and work, make money to call girls. all you want is free call,
RomanceRe: Obasonjo Sleeps With Sons Wife! by patani(m): 4:10pm On Jan 18, 2008
If it is gbenga that actuyally said that he must be crazy,
there was a time he filled divorce siute at Ikeja that his wife could not cook. Now his wife is sleeping with his father,.Cant he just be mature for a while and know that he has responsibility of passing through the thick and thing parts of marriage?Besides I pety gbenga if Baba should CURSE him.EEEEEEPE IJEBU(Owu rather),




Other side we realy dont know if BABA is innocent of the accusation one should first ask if Baba doesnt av QUESTIONABLE character when it come to sex!
Lets ask who asked people like Iyabo Anisulowo for Sex before PDP ticket?
Moreover what lead to suden resignation of Okonjo Eweala?
Also why should some sex scandal that was rocking PDP at a time all fall on Baba, hmmmmmm.WHO KNOWSSSSS, anything can happen.
EducationMasters In Europe With Full Schorlarship by patani(op): 4:08pm On Dec 14, 2007
are you intrested in going for your masters degree in europe with full schorlarship contact me patrick on 08038530013( for J-link educational consultant limited)
RomanceRe: Can U Marry A Male Virgin by patani(m): 3:48pm On Dec 14, 2007
i bet it i am still a virgin since i used original ruf ryder when last lyed down on a girl, tongue shocked[[color=#770077][/color]
RomanceAa by patani(op):
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RomanceRe: Guys: How Would You Feel If A Girl Toasts You? by patani(m): 6:36pm On Dec 12, 2007
yea shit happens! why crusify gurls when they express thier feelings.
well i bet it if it happens i would probably play along, if she mistakinly open her laps, ask me what i would do, ping straight undecided

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