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PoliticsRe: Xenophobic Rage: Why We Don’t Want To Return Home by Patode: 8:16am On Sep 14, 2019
The West is becoming desolate. The East, Middle Belt and the North is desolate. If we all hold our State Governors accountable, so that the budgets are spent judiciously on infrastructural development, we'll get somewhere. We should not keep calling on the FGN while the Governors are smiling to the banks.
PoliticsRe: Aye Dee: Boycott BBNaija And All South African Goods by Patode: 3:48pm On Sep 09, 2019
My belief is that what is going on in South Africa is not Xenophobia, it is Black on Black crime. You have other nationalities in South African, and they are not being attacked. The South Africans who are on the lowest rung of the economic ladder are aggrieved that other Africans are joining in their hustle. The other Africans are reducing their earning powers, and so are angry.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Yesufu Twitter Account Reactivated - Shares Short Story by Patode: 3:45pm On Aug 29, 2019
I used to believe that Ezekwesili was educated. So if the bank see some transactions in my account and block it, I should blame the Presidency.
PoliticsRe: 184 Doctors From 7 Countries Write Buhari Over El-zakzaky (Names) by Patode: 3:22pm On Aug 12, 2019
I believe that El Zakzaky requested for the hospital in INDIA. Who are all these 'Doctors' that do not understand simple English ?
CrimeRe: Temitope Fagunwa Arrested During "Free Sowore" Protest In Osun by Patode: 2:53pm On Aug 06, 2019
I would like the DSS to release Sowore and see if he is bold enough to pour petrol on himself, and strike a match.
BusinessRe: Sayyu Dantata Flying His $2m Helicopter To His Office (Photos) by Patode: 5:08pm On Jun 25, 2019
That looks like a Robinson R44, and its price range is between $367,000 and $500,000. It is a piston engine helicopter.
PoliticsRe: "Even Bullet Charmers Travel Using Abuja-kaduna Train" - Sen. Shehu Sani Reveals by Patode: 6:42pm On May 05, 2019
We are too tribalistic. All the people saying that the Country should just scatter, ought to move to their states and live there. I bet all these internet warriors will never move to their states and live.
PoliticsRe: Senator Shehu Sani Calls Out Government On The Issue Of Light In Nigeria by Patode: 6:01pm On May 04, 2019
is it too much for the Senate to ask OBJ for our $16 Billion electricity money? Lilly livered Senators.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Generated Electricity Drops Further To 2,919MW by Patode: 1:50pm On Apr 27, 2019
OBJ is worth $32 Billion. $16 Billion of that is our electricity money. How come we are not asking him for the money?
PoliticsRe: Apc’s Claim On My Citizenship Idiotic –atiku by Patode: 7:32am On Apr 13, 2019
OBJ who has become Atiku's staunch supporter wrote "What I did not know, which came out glaringly later, was his parental background which was somewhat shadowy". Atiku went along with this, without suing OBJ.
PoliticsRe: 'Grant Nnamdi Kanu Presidential Pardon' - Ohaneze Ndigbo Youths Beg Buhari by Patode: 6:59pm On Mar 31, 2019
Nnamdi Kanu said he is not a Nigerian.
RomanceRe: "Most Of The Times Women Cheat, It's Men's Fault" Twitter User Says And Reaction by Patode: 10:53am On Mar 26, 2019
A married woman came on holidays to Nigeria and contacted the ex boyfriend (of 35 years ago) in Ibadan. The ex boyfriend invited her to Ibadan for the weekend, checked her into a hotel (because he is married) and spent a blissful three nights with her. In her mind, will she say that it was her husband (in America) that pushed her to it?
Car TalkRe: Don’t Throw Away Those Old Tyres. See What You Can Use Them For (PHOTOS) by Patode: 6:00am On Mar 26, 2019
When I was in Secondary school, we used to buy sandals made from tyres. They were Called " Poor Man Sandals". these were the most durable sandals that could last you the entire five years. We never improved on its production, and I believe that it eventually died out.
FamilyRe: Lady Blasted For Teaching Nigerian Women How To Lock Cheating Husbands In Bottle by Patode: 3:50pm On Mar 14, 2019
In order to believe this circus, she should have advertised the bottles that men can use to tie down their wives. What I would like the bottle to do, is let the wife have uncontrollable whooping cough if she as much as contact an old boy friend. It is not easy to make money abroad.
RomanceRe: I Can Never Date A Short Man, I need Tall, Fair, handsome Rich Guy - Slay Queen by Patode: 3:58pm On Mar 06, 2019
She needs a tall guy with long fingers.
TravelRe: Owerri Bound Airpeace Flight Develops Fault Mid Air by Patode: 11:28pm On Mar 04, 2019
Correction.
aib.gov.ng
TravelRe: Owerri Bound Airpeace Flight Develops Fault Mid Air by Patode: 11:24pm On Mar 04, 2019
The truth and real cause of the diversion of the flight will never be known to the public. The last pressurization incident involving Airspace had a thoroughly doctored report. With all the videos that showed 'panels above the head' opened and no oxygen mask, the Accident Investigation board claimed that there were crew and passenger masks deployed.
air.gov.ng.
CrimeRe: Policemen In Kano Beat Road Safety (FRSC) Official. Photos by Patode: 6:49pm On Feb 13, 2019
The FRSC official should go to a powerful BABALAWO and seek revenge. We need to start testing our culture.
PoliticsRe: Helicopter Company Issues Statement On VP Osinbajo's Crash by Patode: 8:43am On Feb 04, 2019
We need to wait for the investigation result from the authorities. Hopefully, they'll not sweep it under the rug like the Airpeace incident that had no oxygen mask on board. The Captain used a wrong technique for the landing due to inexperience. Spin it however you want, this is probably due to inexperience and inadequate training.
PoliticsRe: IGP Adamu Appoints Six New Deputy Inspectors General (names) by Patode: 7:14pm On Jan 29, 2019
Why do the Igbos think that everything has to be about them. Meanwhile, Godwin Nwobodo and Ogbizi Michael are from 'Sokoto State'.
PoliticsRe: Onnoghen: Falana Accuses NBA Of Playing Double Standard by Patode: 6:43pm On Jan 29, 2019
" A leader must be a terror to the few who are evil in order to protect the lives and well-being of the many who are good".- Rodrigo Duterte.
Car TalkRe: To Be Shot With An AK-47 While Sitting In An Armored Car by Patode: 6:16pm On Jan 29, 2019
Barde should have bought one of these with all the money he made. Amosun better order one quick.
PoliticsRe: #whatif: PDP And APC Loss 2019 Presidential Election? by Patode: 3:12am On Jan 23, 2019
If this can ever happen, OBJ will finally go underground.
PoliticsRe: 6 Reasons Why I Think it was wise for Atiku to Avoid a Debate without Buhari by Patode: 4:00pm On Jan 21, 2019
1. For the 1999 presidential debate, Obasanjo of the PDP refused to debate with Olu Falae of APP/AG coalition.
2. For the 2003 presidential debate, Obasanjo of the PDP refused to debate with Buhari of the ANPP.
3. For the 2007 presidential debate, Yar Adua of the PDP refused to debate with Buhari of the ANPP.
4. For the 2011 presidential debate, Jonathan of the PDP refused to debate with Buhari of the CPC.
5. For the 2015 presidential debate, Buhari of the APC refused to debate with Jonathan of the PDP, after it emerged that the organizers of the debate have carefully leaked all the debate questions to Jonathan.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Reacts To President Buhari Absence From The Presidential Debate by Patode: 2:52am On Jan 20, 2019
Looters in PDP

Patience Jonathan is claiming the $31m traced to dubious companies are rightfully hers and she has sued the Nigerian state.
• Femi Fani-Kayode took 740million.
• Dasuki used trucks to load over $35billion from the CBN.
• Olisa Metuh took 400million.
• Aziboala, GEJ's cousin took 6billion naira.
• Nenadi Usman took 3.5billion naira.
• Fayose took 3billion naira.
• Obanikoro took 4billion naira.
• Olu Falae took 100million naira.
• Tony Anenih – 400million naira.
• Oritsejafor - $35million
• Former Air Chief amosu – 2billion naira.
• Lucky Igbinedion-16billion naira.
• *Bode-George and Dabo -100billion naira
• Jolly Nyame-2.4billion naira.
• Joshua Dariye-700million naira.
• *Nyesom Wike stole #4billion.
• Diezzani with $20 billion missing oil money?
• Tompolo was paid 13Billion.
• Ex-CDS,Alex Badeh dug a pit toilet to hide $32million.
• Tompolo was paid N13B for Maritime university land by NIMASA DG.

Reno Omokri should address this, to have any respect. Bloody malfeasance.
PoliticsRe: Atiku's Visit To US Congress: Keyamo Should Hide His Head In Shame - Reno Omokri by Patode: 3:22pm On Jan 18, 2019
To give more punch to this news, Reno Omokri should take a selfie with Atiku and Saraki.
PoliticsRe: Onnoghen: If I’m The CJN, I Will Resign - El-rufai by Patode: 6:33pm On Jan 17, 2019
Since the CCB can only prosecute or try public office holders, if he resigns, there can no longer be a case. If he remains in office, he cannot sit as a judge over his own case as the chairman of NJC. To remain in office, he is damaged with no integrity.
PoliticsRe: MC Oluomo's Friend 'Spider' Issues Warning After He Was Stabbed In Lagos. Photos by Patode: 2:17pm On Jan 11, 2019
Cicero of the Roman Empire wrote this:

1. The poor - work and work.
2. The rich - exploit the poor.
3. The soldier - protects both.
4. The taxpayer - pays for all three.
5. The banker rose all four.
6. The lawyer misleads all five.
7. The doctor - bills all six.
8. The goons - scare all seven.
9. The politician - lives happily on account of all eight.

Written in 43 BC, but valid even today....!!!!
PoliticsRe: WAEC Certificate: Pres. Candidate Sues INEC Over Non-disqualification Of Buhari by Patode: 5:52pm On Dec 24, 2018
You don't need Waec certificate to be a president.Read below
CONSTITUTION: MATTER ARISING

Most people do not know what the Constitution provides as equivalent of School Certificates because it is hidden in the Interpretation Section.

Some clairvoyant politicians who knew they would one day be affecte d by certificate issues put it there (when we dozed off) as PART IV: INTERPRETATION CITATION AND COMMENCEMENT, cast in stone in Section 318, where you will see that you don’t even require any certificate to be President of Nigeria – in Nigeria’s 1999 Constitution. Hold your breath!

Have you read the Constitution’s Section 318?
According to Section 318, "School Certificate or its equivalent" means:
(a) a Secondary School Certificate or its equivalent, or Grade II Teacher’s Certificate, the City and Guilds Certificate; or
(b) education up to Secondary School Certificate level; or
(c) Primary Six School Leaving Certificate or its equivalent and -
(i) service in the public or private sector in the Federation in any capacity acceptable to the Independent National Electoral Commission for a minimum of ten years, and
(ii) attendance at courses and training in such institutions as may be acceptable to the Independent National Electoral Commission for periods totalling up to a minimum of one year, and
(iii) the ability to read, write, understand and communicate in the English language to the satisfaction of the Independent National Electoral Commission, and
(d) any other qualification acceptable by the Independent National Electoral Commission;”

So, did you know that even INEC has been empowered by the Constitution to accept any piece of employment paper as School Certificate equivalent to be even President of Nigeria?

Go and buy a certified true copy of the Constitution today and study it. It is your power that ignorance and laziness have taken away from you. Read our Constitution and let’s use the provisions to challenge our defecting dealers, sorry leaders in court. We will continue the conversation on citizens’ incurable ignorance of their constitutions in global context next week. But start studying our own Constitution today and you will be a more empowered citizen.
EducationRe: ASUU Strike: We May Not Honour Fg's Call Again - ASUU by Patode: 7:56am On Dec 24, 2018
For the Federal Government to release money to ASUU, the should first institute forensic audit of the Universities accounts. The University collect money for infrastructural development every year, without any result.
PoliticsRe: WAEC Certificate: Pres. Candidate Sues INEC Over Non-disqualification Of Buhari by Patode: 7:47am On Dec 24, 2018
The interpretation of what constitute the equivalent of education to school certificate is in section 318 of the constitution. Please let's read it and be well informed.
PoliticsRe: Saraki Jets To US To Attend Launch Of Trump's Africa Strategy by Patode: 7:40pm On Dec 13, 2018
For the Nigerians who like to make Donald Trump into a semi god, they should type IDIOT on google and see the results.

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