₦airaland Forum

MoneyGreen:
[size=15pt]OP, wetin be tarpaulin? Lmao! abeg it's trampoline. OP and illiteracy are like; [/size]

both of you are correct...English language is vast, diverse and dynamic

Holywizard:
I am so sorry to say this but it is actually the truth.
Ever since I graduated last year my mum has made my life a living hell.
I ve tried severally to get used to her bad attitude but all to no avail.
She complains on every thing I do. In fact once she wakes up from sleep she must look for something to complain with.

Since I graduated, I automatically stopped receiving cash from them & they (she & my dad) doesn't even care whether I have money to recharge my phone. Since last year they haven't given me ordinary #1000 & once I complain they will say 'no money' but my mum especially keeps buying unnecessary things. No money but she'll buy new shoes, clothes, bags, cell phone etc which she won't even put on.

Last week, our last born of de family came back from school & she took him out for shopping & she spent not less than #50,000 on him. Everything she does now is on the boy. My mum can even wash the plates on behalf of him. Everything he does is right. She protects the boy like an egg.

When an old friend wanted me to come over to PH so that I'd be managing his business before I go for service, my mum refused, saying that the days are bad via money ritualism. All my elder siblings called me to talk sense into me that I should just stay back, I missed that big opportunity because I'd ve been having like hundreds of thousands in my bank account.

My parents doesn't care about my welfare. Right now I don't have up to #1000 in cash & in bank. I think they hate me & I
I hate my mum the most!!! I just feel like leaving the house for them.

my friend, u are a man, leave home and get ur life on track...they will respect and value u when u are responsible for yourself

The militants should also call on all the Niger-Delta leaders, past and present, to give account of the huge funds that have been flowing through the States especially since 1999. Left for me, Niger-Delta leaders are the problem of Niger-Delta, and not the federal govt.

nurez305:
Kids has been serving since 1960

What are they serving, jail term?

daniska3yaro:
Bet9ja account.

Wateva u smoking, u really need to quit that shii I beg u in d name of wateva u hold dear.

FUTA, but you gotta pay to get access to the WiFi...its supper fast BTW

PrinceAfo911:
I hope Naira is stronger now,fuel is cheaper and available now?
kidnapping has reduced rite?
Freedom of speech is better?
Economy is working?
killing has reduced?
Power generation has increased?

As the man said GEJ made mistakes but he did better,
Buhari who will spend 70million on his hair in the next 3 years will do better?

you fail to understand two facts...

1. You cannot compare 1 year's work to that of 6 years.

2. The present socioeconomic circumstances were already set in motion by the Gej administration. It was like a time bomb waiting to go off. Oil prices had already dropped and was still falling rapidly, the naira was weakened, a fact which was aided by Gej's draining of the foreign reserve which previous administrations before him built up, almost all the states in the federation were owing their workers, BH was reigning mayhem on Nigerians with impunity, there was massive unemployment, etc (In the midst of all these was a Gej that folded his arms and watched his aids and close associates bleed Nigeria dry).

Compare this with when Gej landed in office, then you know that Buhari is miles ahead in terms of achievement, given the intemperate climate he had to work in since his inauguration, coupled with limited resources. I don't want to even imagine what Nigeria would be like if Gej were in power at a time like this...one sentence sums it up tho...it would have been hell.

DelGardo:
I will sha humour you with a response. Jesus is my Lord and saviour. I am impressed with Buhari, in fact I am happy with his performance and I can list a couple for you.

-Boko Haram is decimated in less than one year, army re-equipped and motivated. Something Jona could not do in six years after spending over $5billion

-local manufacturers and farmers are having the best of times

-power supply peaked under him, even though it crashed suddenly (and we know why)

-subsidy is cancelled and cabal broken

-corruption reduced at the federal level. Recovery of stolen commonwealth.

-new factories are opening up and investors are showing interest

-over N2.8trillion saved via TSA. Billions saved from discovered ghost workers

-states bailed out

-federal govt is liquid and has not borrowed to meet overheads (Jona was looking to borrow a year ago just to pay salaries)

-clean up of Niger Delta commissioned

-N500b earmarked in the budget for the most vulnerable citizens

-a wife that does not infest our national life with crude reasoning and undignified actions

-all achieved without the full budget




What is this rambling? We are not talking about a few mistakes

-Buni-Yadi boys murdered in there sleep, Chibok girls, who he ignored for weeks, denied for weeks and loafed around for the rest of his regime? Mistake?

-billions spent to pray for Boko Haram to fall down and die, mistake?

-unseviceable weapons bought at multiple times the price of new ones that turned out to be instruments of death, was that also a mistake?

-Multibillion Naira contracts to sworn militants to protect strategic national assets was no mistake

-dollar cash withdrawals from the CBN to prosecute elections, a mistake?

Distributing gold plated iphones bought with our money and crested with our coat of arms during his 'daughter's' wedding was an in-your-face insult to me

-wife serving as a permanent secretary from nowhere was an obnoxious behaviour which he condoned. Wife building estates, hotels and acquiring choice property was a sign of mental poverty which cannot be excused.

-billions wasted on oil subsidy, and refineries crippled? Oil deals that made no sense? Billions of dollars stolen? Mistake?

-Met power at about 5kMW, spent billions, sold national assets to some people, gave them unbelievable incentives, dashed them money and left with power generation still less that 5kMW. Was that a mistake?

-Enugu-Onitsha, Enugu-PH, Aba-Ikot Ekpene (abandoned), Ikot Ekpene - Umuahia and hundreds of roads in serious state of disrepair untouched for 6 years, mistake? Remember MC Loph? He died because of a very bad road. And thousands of others.

DONT GET ME STARTED.

Omg! what are u? a Gej encyclopedia of some sort?? U really do get the man

Mztarstrechy:
Rivers To Immotalise Killed Corper;Corpers' Salary Increased 4rm 10k To 15k:Wike)



“I call for post mortem on the corpse of the corps member so that we can ascertain the type of bullet and type of gun that killed him. The post mortem will also determine who bears that type of gun that killed the corps member “.

Seriously! What kind of Hollywood movie has Wike been watching lately. This is Nigeria, less than 5% of guns are registered, besides, we don't have forensic unit or experts...how do you know who is wielding which gun...wake up Mr Governor!

Joelfinest:
I wanna go on a date with Kim K.. abeg I go nid 2000 likes. .my fellow Nlanders help ur broda in need

Tah! go and sleep...K. West will insert 10 holes in your skull with his before you get to her gate

honfnj:
because he said the truth abi. .. its time to take our destinies in our hands. Nobody can intimidate us... eye for an eye.. We will match bullet for, blood for blood.. We are ready for them. .. One man one vote. .. If they do otherwise then they will get it... They should use their federal might to create jobs, fix power n education. We are ready.. They should come

blood for blood huh? and whose blood are you shedding? remember both Wike's and Amaechi's families are far away in a safe country. I wonder when Nigerian youths will learn. These people don't give a rat's ass about anybody but themselves, their families and their selfish ambitions. They will probably reconcile tomorrow after you've shed blood on their behalf and lost loved ones too.

This is why Nigeria is as backward and undeveloped as we are. The elections are for representatives. Yet Amaechi and Wike have shamelessly taken over the campaign like they are the ones vying for the posts. Smh for Rivers state.

sandraokosun:
frm 2010-2016, 80% of fp materials have been TOTO DIKE ROCK WHITE PANT, TONKE MAKINWA BLEACHING CREAM, MAHEEDA OPENS BUSSY, NAIRALANDER KILLS SNAKE, CAROLINE DANJUMA FLAUNTS HASS.



Good job seun, ur directives to ur mods are paying off.
i guess frm 2017, fp materials would be DBANJ FORGETS TO CLEAN YNASH, OMAWUMI SHAVES HER ARMPIT, INI ED0 FLAUNTS HER MENSTRAUTION PAD.




Seun is really improving, the hustle to join linda ikeji is for real

you are sick, you really do need help...lmfao

"why didn't you tell me?...tell you what? that getting old sucks? don't worry you will find out for yourself"suits


"you want us to lie to them?..no, I want you to convince them that Pearson Hardman makes you shit rainbows"-Suits

"...BTW, my associate had the same idea, the kid is smart, but he is new on the block...stop thinking like a rookie!"-Harvey Spector, Suits

"...it is refreshing, yet, displeasing to the eye"-Pitch Perfect

"...it is an elephant dart in the public's face"-Pitch Perfect

"...she gave the president a birthday gift from down under"-Pitch Perfect 2

"you want me to pay me for representing me?"-Harvey Spector...Suits


"you two sons of b*tches managed to unf*ckup the situation you originally f*ckedup...I wish you could unf*ck my daughter too but ama let that slide" -Jump Street 23

Liljeez:
In a land not too far away,the destiny of a kingdom rests on the shoulders of a young boy.His name...Merlin

hehehee

OK guys, let's do this.
My three personal favourites are...
"Hasta LA Vista baby"-Terminator;
"This ship is so big even God cannot sink it"-Titanic
"Spartans what is your occupation...aahuu! aahuu!! aahuuuu!!!"-Spartan 300

There you have it...oya add yours

BlackMerchant:
Thanksgiving every week? Smh

another thanksgiving coming up 2mo...stay posted for d details

akinalabi:
I am sure you have it now sir.

Please I want to fund my account using the recharge card option, how do I go about it, the option is not on the nairabet site menu.

patako:
please drop ur mobile number , i would give u a call. let's work together

Please I'm also in Port Harcourt, I registered last year and I'm yet to get a placement. My number is 08140455189

adesmarty2014:
See, This one na efiko o. Lol
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No be efiko, him papa go nack am akpako if e no come house with home work

Snowangel4:
Harsh

You mean like this "#"








...in Apkororo's voice...na joke I dey oo

I just received my 1k bonus , Oga alabi u too mussh

akinalabi:
Haba.

Two years ago.

Oya fund your account before midnight and I guarantee you will get something.

Bros Akin, my own is simple oo, I have deposited and lost ova 12k within the last two weeks alone (thanks to ATM, Feyenoord, Inter n co)...at least I should get something back

KingEbukasBlog:
Ighalo sends a chunk of his wages back to family in Nigeria and charities who help kids, schools and widows.

He plans to open up an orphanage there next year. His charitable spending must be considerable:
cc: lalasticlala

I was particularly moved by this part...other Nigerian celebs should take a cue from Ighalo. The money you make as a celeb is not just for fashion, cars, drinks and parties, they need to learn/develop the habit of giving back to the society.

Everything under the sun has a lifespan, even if they don't lose their wealth, they are gonna die someday and will only be remembered by their deeds as it affects individual lives.

cc: Whizkid, Davido, Olamide, Mikel, etc

The North is still in a perilous state ...BH still bombing and killing ...Naira is at its all time low (N270/$1) ...fuel still sells for between N120 and N150 ... power supply more erratic than ever ...federal public servants being owed salaries since October




...pls remind me again, what is it we are celebrating?

Nice one...more like a compilation of our indigenous proverbs...I love proverbs

Balkan:
Igbos that are billionaires today, never worked for the government. Never stole from the government Never ex convict. Never had oil block. Never ruled nigeria. They all struggled. They worked hard. Proudly Igbo!

ehm, does ur list include Rochas Okoroacha and Orji Uzor Kalu?

pinkyruledworld:
Until our Yoruba women stop hoarding & lying
that there is no more meat at parties,
Corruption won't end in Nigeria.

This got me laffing hard bro...

...on a serious note, I think ur mind is kinda twisted, go see a doctor

pinkyruledworld:
Until our Yoruba women stop hoarding & lying
that there is no more meat at parties,
Corruption won't end in Nigeria.

This got me laffing hard bro...

...on a serious note, I think ur mind is kinda twisted, go see a doctor

Read the OP's post, quickly searched for, and downloaded Vic O's RIP Drake and Meek Mills...immediately, I regretted wasting my "precious" MB...

...the guy is a joke

tempest01:
Drone and camera, what's the difference?

...a drone can fly and hover around, a mere camera can't.