₦airaland Forum

These things are hard to comprehend. In this age the government is sponsoring and facilitating nomadic cattle rearing

I truly wonder what the North would be like in 50 years

nenyeRitta:
tailor can dissapoint no joke

Artisans generally

flyinnizam:
Here's what happened, my brother was returning from hunting with the bushpig he killed when he saw a big snake crossing the road so he killed it with cutlass since Python is a very lady snake.

Wowza!! This is what I call a fruitful hunt.

Lamanii22:
Haha... I am not alone... I thought guys are bold naturally though...

For where? Mine is from childhood, I never outgrew my fear of the dark and being alone, that’s why I don’t watch horror movies to date.

Bornsinner7:
Okay

Lol. It’s the positioning bro, stop hating. I guess Arsenal’s goal today shouldn’t have been celebrated cos it was a tap in. Scoring goals ain’t easy man

Lamanii22:
Maybe cause I grew up in a house filled with many people... I don't think I can ever live alone... Whenever my husband isn't around, kia I would go over to my sister's to pass the nights ...

You’re not alone mine is also a chronic case. At times I just use alcohol and boom I’m off. I’m thankful we have multiple layers of security at home

EmmanuelScott1:
I feel divided, a true Chelsea fan supporting mumuchester united because of CR7 chai, cr7 will score and man u will lose

You’ll be put to shame




…oh Chelsea fans are shameless

DoggoneDogg:
General Ikonso House

Let’s be serious here

xpressionx:
congratulations.
I am sure the girl won't practice in nigeria.
So the Nigerian doctors can strike all the want.
Short Devil Ngige

Wailers gonna wail just like the suns gonna shine

Now wey una don see say him daughter dey public school, wailers how faar?

He’ll be humble when he gets out. See as Hushpuppi just dey infect guys with prison time

I see person wey resemble Wike for there

Very simple reason, let me just read through the comments first

I dey laugh people wey no know Tonto.



I’m laughing at myself too



Let her take some heat too

WibusJaga:

We need to package & deliver this Bobrisky to Afghanistan. One day in the hands of the Talibans will do him a whole lot of good.

I swear I don reason this thing o

proeast:
That you have great respect for an irresponsible terrorist/terrorism enabler shows how warped your mindset is.

I don’t have to be a Muslim or Northerner to have respect for people who have touched lives positively. I judge people by both good and bad deeds. You’re free to do as you please.

Check well you’ll see my address, come and beat me

I have great respect for Sheik Gumi but he has NEVER openly condemned the activities of bandits even when they took innocent lives.

Femi Adesina isn’t wrong for calling him a bandit sympathizer because that’s what he is.

This position of his has even got people thinking he could be one of their sponsors

It’s the Lord’s doing


I was once called a destiny helper by an ex

Joblessness

historyles:
Someone did a thread showing the cost of data around the world in Dollars and some concluded from the thread that Data is cheap in Nigeria. This is not true at all. Data in Nigeria, like many other things, e.g. fuel. food stuff, is not cheap, but expensive. Very expensive!

Those who make these comparisons are only pushing out a false narrative based on false comparisons. What makes a product cheap or expensive is not the price tag on the product but the purchasing power of the buyers. Let's take a simple example.

In the USA, cost of 1GB of data is, according to the data available, $8.00, while in Nigeria, cost of 1Gb of data is around $2.3. Nigeria looks cheaper right? Wrong!

Someone looks at this as then says data is cheaper in Nigeria. But that is a wrong conclusion from a false comparison. The simple way to know which is cheaper is to bring in the buying power of the buyers.

In the USA, the average wage per month is $2730, while in Nigeria, the average wage is N30000 = $58. So without looking too far, a Nigerian who collects his wage will be able to purchase with his full salary, 58 / 2.3 = 25GB, while an American who collects his wage will be able to purchase, with his full salary, 2730 / 8.00 = 341GB

So how is it cheaper for the Nigerian? In fact, A Nigerian who collects minimum wage will spent it all on one bag of rice and transport home while an American who collects his minimum wage can buy 20 bags of rice and still have lots of change left.

I can go on and on and on, comparing products and services but the point is clear. Don't let anyone fool you that anything is cheap in Nigeria. Things are astronomically expensive in Nigeria right now

1MB = 667 Naira ~ $1.23




Minimum wage per month in US is $1300

I for fit swear say na Yoruba babe, hearts of gold

Kingsuave:
Omor small political appointment wey them give nyanya naim Ubi franklin run go reconcile

Ubi had a state appointment before Iyanya. Very watery point you’re trying to make

Good thing the woman isn’t petty. Besides this is a very trivial issue

We don’t care, we’ll import beef

Xhuntra:
Only if Buhari agreed to the terms of the resident doctors, the young doctor won't be outside hustling to make ends meet as a driver. So I blame it wholly on him

Would it have been better if it was a college dropout that was killed?

I’m thankful he had a car tracker installed and a smart girlfriend to watch his back.

Truly saddening how little life is valued these days

I’ve always maintained that Lagos is one of the most dangerous cities to live in with the highest conglomeration of heartless criminals.

I hope the culprits never see the light of day again till they leave this world

Only in the 21st century would a woman carry another man’s child into her matrimonial home and still be ‘prouding’

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Wike the wicked


No one fuckkks with wike and go Scott free


Oshiomhole and Tinubu tried it during Edo election...see where they are now

I’ve never seen where people beat their chest on other people’s behalf, only on Nairaland


Where was your emperor during the last 2 presidential elections?


I like Wike but you’re annoying. He reminds me of Tinubu as governor of Lagos, during his face off with the FG

Our fellow guy o

Guyman02:
The Two both of them dey craze.
It's obvious the Kpokpogari guy used her to achieve some popularity, have access to some prominent circle and rip her off her money while she thought she has found love again.
Ab initio the guy had his game plan from the way he has talking about their affair

You’re funny

If you’ve never had a cheating spouse you’ll never understand. I’m out

NwaAmaikpe:




For the records.

Following Tonto's claims, I forwarded this audio file to a contact who works as an audio forensic analyst at Dolby Laboratories and this is her verdict.
This recording is not doctored, it is a properly nursed authentic evidence.

If you are not ashamed of Tonto, Nigeria's most popular feminist King after listening to this voice recording, then you have a problem.

How low can she get?
Her tears were fake, her apologies ladden with emotional blackmail cum pure deceit, her defense was as watery as Mama Rafiatu's poorly cooked draw soup and her desperation smelt worse than the body odour of a he-goat.
Too bad Prince fell for them.

These feminists are their worst enemies.
The only reason they can't help themselves is because they lie to themselves.

One could buy a Bentley Mulsanne and hundreds of shoes but could not buy ordinary Listerine Mouthwash to kill the fish smell in her lower lips and was dumped in a hotel because of this.
She kept preaching celibacy and how a lady did not need a man to make it in life yet she was jumping bike at night to go and collect preek.

The same person who shamed single mothers today is a happy bastard mom.

This one calls herself a King but she's begging for love like a fvcking peasant.
She said her son doesn't need a dad because she's both mom and dad, yet she's begging a mere fvckmate to be a father figure to the same child.

King Tonto on IG, and preek beggar in real life.
She's no fvcking different from those girls with no sense of self-worth whom you instruct to stay still and stop moaning when your wife calls while you're banging them.

Prince himself appears very weak.
I wonder what Tonto has for weak men...weak in character and weak in bed.

Tufiakwa.
The future is not female, the future is a scam because we are only sure of today.
And for today, these ladies are nothing to write home about.

I pity men who worship vaginarians.
It only takes one cum to know there's absolutely nothing special in their kpekus.

I quoted this so I can tag it to my moniker; bro you made plenty sense.

I’m not surprised, I’ve known her since 2013