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Omagzee:
Wetin concern me, I trek to and from work everyday, pure water 20 naira and bread 50Naira is boo for break fast, which will keep going till 5 pm when I will get home and fix me a hot plate.

I save anything savable, even that tear - tear 20Naira. I take the next turning immediately I notice a Naija girl smiling at me.
Flash me, I flash you, "Please send me credit": I delete your number. Airtel freebasic got me feeling like Donald Trump.
I am living large people! Yes! This is tha life!!!!!!!
ThankGod say N1250 still remain for my account.

Lol
Her smile na greeting

If he isn't a Legal Permanent Resident, and he is convicted on state and/or federal theft charges, Dammy could be administratively deported and permanently barred from entering the United States, except if he obtains a special waiver from the Department of Homeland Security.

Ibime:
The West has tied itself up in Laws. This is why I have always hated the Law and Lawyers.

Imaging someone planning an attack, you know it, but you can only monitor him until you have enough proof to ensure his sentence is a long one. You would think these terrorists are D'Angelo Barksdale or Marlo from The Wire.

In London, these boys carry ISIS Flag to Hyde Park and display it openly. That is the one that pisses me off the most. I was walking down Oxford Street some 3 years ago and those bearded gang were busy preaching with ISIS flag. My mind was boiling but I was heading back to work, I no want start kasala.

In my world, you carry ISIS flag, you die. You like ISIS flag on Facebook, you get life imprisonment. You follow any hate preacher on Youtube, you get life.

If the law prevents a people from having a secure society , that law is useless, but these lawyers like to wrap themselves up in inane arguments.

I see no reason why any Government that is constrained by its own laws should not form a clandestine force to kill terrorists like CoIntelpro, or the guys that took out the Black Panthers in America. That is what Putin would do.

The law can really be an ass at times.

The Geneva convention is the primary reason why Western governments are limited by what they can do to suspected terrorists. It extends the same protections afforded to soldiers who are prisoners of war to Al Qaeda, Boko Haram and ISIS terrorists.

Heck, even Amnesty International has been on the neck of the Nigerian government with regard to how Boko Haram suspects are treated while in detention. Moreover, a major reason why George W. Bush left office with a 25% approval rating was his administration's endorsement of "enhanced interrogation techniques" a.k.a torture upon Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and other Guantanamo detainees. In fact, some of those detainees had been in detention for years without a formal charge proffered against them. Of course, evidence extracted via water-boarding is inadmissible in any US federal court; so the next best option for a US president is to release those detainees who do not pose an immediate national security threat to the country.

I'm with John Yoo, the former Office of Legal Council head who authored the DOJ memos that basically authorized the US military to waterboard suspected terrorists, that the Geneva convention has to be modified in a way that removes some due process protections for suspected terrorists.

The accused jihadi should still have access to a lawyer, but the government shouldn't have to turn in exculpatory evidence to the defense team.

In the US, the First amendment may have to be amended itself, or another amendment could be ratified which doesn't offer protection to any individual who shows solidarity with a an enemy force.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders - the White House Deputy Press Secretary - has confirmed that President Trump will not invoke executive privilege in order to stop Comey from testifying on Thursday.

Gravas:
Can you quote the relevant section of the Constitutim? I would like to confirm.

Its section 131(b).
I made a mistake with regard to the minimum age. Actually, it says a person must have attained the age of 40 in order to run for the office.

Asisat Oshoala

Age:22

Salary: N7 million/month

As laudable as the OP's goal is, having a president who is younger than 45 will require a constitutional amendment.

cococandy:
If your ass isn't the one being fvcked, why does it matter to you?

EOD. In fact, I'll call Lex Steele to Bleep his ass

Oga Nihilist, it's good that you are safe. Some brainwashed idiots cannot conquer Great Britain.
Never

Florida's grand theft law prescribes a maximum 5 year sentence for the offense. As he has been charged with 9 counts of the crime, the judge may sentence him to consecutive term of 45 years imprisonment, or a concurrent 5-year jail term.

pweetiedee:
Nigerian men enjoy naked women and marry the modest ones.

sorry.

Cover up

cover up and get a good naija man to propose to u.

Our handsome Nigerian men.

When you consider the setting in which she took the pictures, I don't see why she should be totally covered up

sunnysunny69:
Lied about 17 or maybe a mistake. Big sometimes is beautiful, she's not bad in look honestly . Don't know about you but I'll yansh .

The milk factory can feed me for one year

Don't know how true this news is:
https://www.nairaland.com/3839507/melania-trump-having-affair-head#up

I just wish that 37 other 'minor' parties join forces with APDA in order to create a massive movement that would effectively keep both the PDP and APC in check.
But our problem is that, as TonyeBarcanista once said, a man would prefer to be the CEO of a N400,000 company rather than be a member of the board of directors of a N5 billion company. Everyone wants to be a boss, no one wants to be a follower.
Nigeria doesn't need 40 parties, what the country needs are 8-10 parties. Not all parties would be competitive at the presidential level, some may feel comfortable in gunning for state and local government races only - which is fine in a democratic society.

moses93:
na this one go bring am back? you no de serious at all. go there go talk am na and see if your life will remain the same. Nigerian poor mentality.


lest I forget, he is gonna spend 15 good and miserable years in prison. that one na sure banka. you can't bribe your way out of that unless you're pronounced not guilty by the court of competent jurisdiction, USA is no Nigeria. enjoy your stay and pls buy me better perfume when you're coming back you, thanks in advance.

You're wrong.

According to Florida law, he will spend a maximum of 5 years in prison.

Chelseafan1:
If Cr7 won't be this good next season, Hazard shud better remain in Chelsea and pray we sign better players.

Let us spend like Madrid, let's buy quality...

Imagine as good as this Madrid squad is, they are still eyeing Hazard, De gea, Mbappe, not players like Bayakoyo and co.

Lol
The Madridistas are desperate to replicate Guardiola's 2008-2012 dominant team. That 16 yr old Brazilian kid they just signed is being touted as a long term replacement for Ronaldo sef

Speaking of quality buys, if we want to sell Costa, Abramovich should sign another striker who can mix it up physically in the box. Maybe a Llorente would suffice.
If Costa remains with CFC next season, I'd still be happy

Guys, would you support a British bid for the 2030 World Cup as suggested by Ceferin - UEFA's chief?

Chelseafan1:
No be Isco and Benzema dey start almost all matches so?

Hazard will bench both of them danu danu. Besides, one of more players myt get sold.

But the guys you mentioned are integral to Madrid. Even considering Benzema's 'horrible' season, I don't think he will be sold.
If you mentioned James, then it's plausible that Real would sell him to Chelsea (in exchange for Hazard) or Man Utd.

The only games Hazard will start in next season's UCL, if he moves to Real, would be the last 2 group games, or a dead-runner knockout match

Chelseafan1:
Thunder fire anybody wey say make Hazard no join ds kind better team.

Lmao
He will be firmly rooted to the bench, and will only start Copa Del Rey games He ain't gonna displace the BBC or any of the midfield trio.

Casemiro!!

Up Juve

Sergio Ramos

Mandzukic just scored the goal of the tournament!!!

Juve aren't joking sha. They've already forced Navas to make 3 saves inside the first 6 minutes!!

Can't wait to watch Megyn Kelly's interview with President Putin tomorrow evening. Should be a ratings bonanza!!

Can't wait for BBC v BBC. It will be a fascinating battle tonight

obixcel:
After drinking too much ''COVFEFE'' CNN did this
''CHEIF''

According to section 775.082(2)(e) of Florida's criminal code, Dammy Krane could, upon conviction, spend up to 5 years in prison.
http://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&Search_String=&URL=0700-0799/0775/Sections/0775.082.html

It's even below the realistic minimum wage of N50,000. How can a teacher pay rent, buy food or send her kids to school on N40k/month?
Chai, people are suffering oh.

Missy89:
Highest ratings EVER

For sure. We have to thank Comey and the Senate Intel committee for their willingness to make it an open hearing.