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no wahala but i dey fear make he no bite person na so madness dey start

teissys:
PeeJee no look for my trouble oh, you no fit handle am

no vex

ba yawa

abeg make na come ooo roma this kenya queen don dey miss yarn ooooooooo

ben abeg call the ambulance sylve don craze oooooooooo he is speaking in tonguuue

agbaya sharrap

nawa simply mean when u are short of words, what is happenin is beyond u at that point , u can simply say nawa! hope u catch my kenya queen

he too like food, na food go kill am

wetin dey happen here my plane just land

things dey happen here i can't beliv my eyes.  :oSo Roma na don fazy dey puff that igbo like that ? haaaaaaaa the guy don finishhhhh

teissys:

LWKMD

pls tessy the meaning of LWKMD

sweet heart tessy come to my house i hv mentol to suit ur troat

nothing do u make una dey vibrate I dey kampe dey listen sippin red wine here and waitin for My kenya queen tessy , she is on her way to my mansion

N really waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

tyty NTT u yan how u dey IDMU (I Dey MIss U)

so which doctor are we takin her to now?

teissys:
@PeeJee; vacancy ke? Erm, I get one van but I already get driver and d conductor/tout be me so I no kno how to helep you o. Make I ask some relatives and friends den I'll get bak to you. Wait, you mean you and aunty lola. . . ?

Wetin be d male title for ashewo?

well no wahala but that is not d kinda of vacany i meant am too much to be a driver nor conductor u can ask roma , ben or darlin lola ur aunty I am loaded just get back from a business trip from Uk , and u where asking for the title of ASHAWO its HE GOAT and that is BEN

ohh wat a pity
tessy I dey look 4 wife oooo i and my ex wife lola baby don divorce so any vacancy

amen!

hi tyty its been long , how are u?

teissys:
Ha, aunty me I no wan kno about his account o. Me I just loff em, I loff him o.

tessy tanx 4 loving me

romade:
believe it or not gapped dentiion has a kind of sexual & friendly appeal

Abeg tell them again make them hear keep on preaching, when u dey open church sef abi na love doctor ministry?

yesooooo she is in her40s

Roma pls bring my sit

Yamen

OSAB WKU Roma

Haba tessy why do u realy need her blessings ? I can help u

stop kissing her

Ben bring my glasses let me see their tongues, this one i put on is not realy clear , check on the table in ma room, good boy

modify ur write up is full of mistakes

Abacha was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call Nigeria too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I wanna talk to the ministers, the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody",  

He called Nigeria and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked, "Well, devil how much do I owe you for my long call?

The devil replied "One dollar!".

Abacha is stunned & queries the devil. "One dollar Only one dollar ke??"

The devil replied. "Well, when you make a call from one hell to another hell, we bill it at a local rate". Am sure this hell called naija is hotter than that one if mr. devil no take tyme oga Abacha go take over as the chairman there. Haba naija don suffer even devil ma know say here na realy hell

if she won't I will u are bless my Kenya queen

teissys:
Aunty why you no wan give me ya blessings naw