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It would have been better if the speeding truck use you hold break

You need to do it after so many lives your transportation business swallowed
You ritualist

Medianna:
Nigeria my country!!!

Who is hitting you ain't hitting you well cuz You act as if you need diçk In your life :-

Na who love go get breakfast
If a girl even tell me it's over,I will be like ok
Me and love
God forbid bad thing

You need to learn the hard way
You deserve a second heart break too
All Simp need to learn the hard way
In this century you are loving a girl
Simp

You can't put her in the mood
I guess na once a month una dey fuk
Because she no dey like make u nack her kpekus
Run from that girl before you die early
E sure me say you no dey fuk her well
Congratulations you are a Simp

Nicepoker:
She don go do abortion some days ago.

Rozross na abortion queen

Well you are a SIMP
I wish you get more of these heartbreaks
So your eyes will be open
Disgraceful Man

HolyMan12:
Rozross boyfriend use to even burst the boils on her pussy lips for her

No be lies
I heard Rozross is pregnant

faste:
Better delete this post.

Because life is that deep
Your humor is dead

Stanleyq:
Send me Ur contact info

You are sick
U never fit arrest politicians wey be thief,na my joke u wan kill ursslf put

XshegzzyeeiX:
Be careful of what you say on the internet.

You just called yourself a thief.
To what end?

Life ain't that deep

ObamaMessi:
Do you have to insult me to pass your message?

If I insult you again what can you do?
Lowlife

Obamamessi you are stupid
U have multiple accounts on nairaland
Go get a life please

peter8535:
lolz...bro can teach me how to knack wella

Hollop
Congratulations you are gay

Anonymoususher:
My people I greet una

I almost got robbed at mile 2 bridge on Sunday.

My fiancee came to spend the weekend with me so on Sunday we decided to go out and have some fun. Our plan na say from the eatry she go from there dey go house but she forgot her office key at my place so instead of going home we decided to go back to my place first to pick the keys because she needed it the next day at work.

Na so we take go back house ooo before we know 8pm Don clock. Babe didn't want to sleep over, I couldnt drive because mile 2 is always blocked cos of traffic. Most uber drivers don't even like going there so we had to enter danfo.

Bus dropped us at mile 2 Festac side and we needed to walk up a little so she could get a bus or bike heading towards Wilmer.

It was already 9pm and some guys started approaching us. I saw them and quickly changed my steps, my babe didn't know what was happening, I just asked her to give me her phones. She gave them to me, I placed the big one inside my pocket.

The guys approached n surrounded us and were like bring your phone, my babe was scared but I refused to stop walking.

One raised hands and wanted to hit me while another one wanted to drag my girl's bag.

I just said, if them born una well make una hand touch me, be like una want make this Mile 2 and lagos hot for una. Una wan touch soldier, una die well.

Immediately I pretended like I was making call "I said Nasiru, stand at alert, mile 2 on top bridge second lane"

After pretending to make the calls, I stretched the phone towards them and said if they have mind they should take the phone from me... All these while I was walking and talking.

The guys just said awuuaahhh, no vex abeg just find us something. I said una dey mad, instead of to beg for money una wan use force or threaten, I no dey give una again. One by one they just left the scene.

My babe was already cold, we quietly crossed to the other busy lane, entered a bus and started laughing.

What happened was surprising. I didn't know the guts that came to me.

Normal, I don't keep beards (clean shave) and the way I walk most people mistake me for a military guy cos of my height and mode of walking. Coincidentally I was putting on a black top with a black face cap. So seeing a young guy with clean shave they just felt I was a military guy and decided to avoid me.

Thank God for protection sha

I was one of the thieves yesterday at mile 2
My mind tell me say you no be soldier but my guys loose guard
Damn u get lucky yesterday

Decemberist306:
I keep seeing people saying that glo data is affordable, but in reality that's not true.

I get 1gb of MTN data from SME data sellers for 230, while I get airtel for 258 per gb but glo is 440 per 1gb.

Coming to their normal plan, the cheapest plan for a gb is 500, while you can get a gb from MTN for 200, same with Airtel.

Someone should prove me wrong please, because I keep hearing people saying that Glo has the cheapest data plan.

#Sorry for any typo.

Site for this Sme

Hopeba:
start dating clean girls.. you are missing a lot

I give up on you
Continue your head giving job

Hopeba:
you prefer sucking a mouth where blood comes out while brushing everyday of the year.. what are you?

Totally different
Guy sucking a pussy hinders lot of things

Hopeba:
oga,, iam going to pleasure my wife.. I don't see that as a sin.

Sucking your wife doesn't mean she would be faithful to you
You are dirty

advanceDNA:
Medicine?? For malaria or tyohoid....oh Jesus ...see somebody u died for...

Jesus died for a lot of wrong persons

Hopeba:
You are a big fool.. the girl doesn't bath? Even if? And mind you some good girls around still don't sleep around.. sucking a clean pussy is medicine itself

You prefer sucking a hole where blood gushes out 60 days a year?
You are a demon

advanceDNA:
What do you mean 2 years??
At least 25years is ok...

Lol I cringe everytime I hear a guy giving a lady head

realestate99:
Lol, it should be part of the constitutional amendment, any sane man caught sucking cunt should pay a fine of 40 million or 30 years in jail, only a mad man should suck cunt without any punishment......imagine putting my holy mouth inside cunt to please someone, cunt of all places, I would rather use my mouth rub a rough unplastered wall than put it inside cunt. Oyinbos no do this one well o

Oyinbo still bring sucking of butthole tooo
Some Naija persons go dey practice am too
Even fking a girl butthole too
Sometimes I cry

Forgiving a cheating partner is like drinking sniper with hollandia yoghurt
Op you deserve to be depressed
What a high grade Simp

You are a SIMP
I guess you are falling in lust
I know you can pay 50k to get her number
Death penalty to all Simp

Cunt suckers should be given 2 years prison terms
Very disgraceful thing

Go look for another babe
This one don expire

You discovered it 7 years ago?
Are you dangote's son
I can bet you don't even drink garri and beans
But you have eaten burger, barbecue, chicken and chips ,pizza and like to drink milkshake

Bigbenn:
My friends doesn’t influence me, most of them don’t sm**
I enjoy smoking alone and vibing alone like cr**zy. I don’t like people’s company. I always keep myself busy Monday to Friday, but I jump on mj anytime I want to relax. So depressing to stop, I’m just tired God����

You can stop if you want to.
Na you dey control your self

stunnert:
My little sister who is a cardiologist finally managed to get me to quit this habit that I've had for almost 8 years now. Trust me it wasn't easy but she's been there by my side all thru making sure I don't slip back into old sins.

Yesterday the urge to smoke some was so strong that it took a lot of willpower not to call my plug. It seven days now and I can tell you that I've conquered the habit.

I'm open and willing to listen to anymore suggestions because deep down inside me I'm feeling that the battle isn't over

Mynd44 OAM4J lalasticlala seun Rocktation farano uboma mukina2 davide470 pls push this to the front page as I really want to overcome this addiction and I believe others can learn from the process

Forget you can control your self if you want
It's a thing of the mind
It's about 3 months I stopped smoking weed (don't smoke cigarettes)
Mine was 7years non stop back to back smoking oo
Everything na mind set Bro

Op you just want your share from the kpekus
I understand your view