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Politics › Re: Crisis In Presidency: ECOWAS Rejected Attempt To Undermine Osinbajo - Daily Post by Penisman: 11:18pm On Nov 09, 2019

SLAP44:
This man is really suffering in silence. Who knows the one happening to him inside there

I pray he doesnt take snipper.

Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill Gifts N1million To A New Baby Named After Him(photos) by Penisman: 10:51pm On Nov 03, 2019

TheEffective:

Your stupidity has peeked. It can't go any further.

"Peak" and not "Peek.

Politics › Re: FRSC Disowns ‘Chip Whip’ Number Plate by Penisman: 10:39pm On Nov 03, 2019

J111333:
Thank you.

You are welcome Brother.

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Politics › Re: FRSC Disowns ‘Chip Whip’ Number Plate by Penisman: 7:23pm On Nov 03, 2019

J111333:
So who produced the plate number then, a ~~vulcanizer~~ fucknaiza?

Correct yourself Bro.

It's called "Number Plate" an not Plate Number.

Properties › Re: Bella Disu Completes Luxurious High Rise Complex (Pictures) by Penisman: 4:46pm On Nov 02, 2019

Xclusiveme:
Taaa. Dem no b mate o. Adenuga is the second richest man in Africa. OTEDOLA no even reach first 10 in africa

Person wey dey waka waka dey shout gelato upandan, na so him want take be among the first ten richest for Africa?

Properties › Re: Bella Disu Completes Luxurious High Rise Complex (Pictures) by Penisman: 7:15am On Nov 02, 2019

Now, this is good.

DJ Cuppy own na to waka upandan dey shout gelato.

DJ Cuppy come and see your mate here ooooo

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Celebrities › Re: Cindy Okafor Reacts As Clothing Store Drags Her For A Dress She’s Yet To Pay For by Penisman: 5:56pm On Nov 01, 2019

Kingrexyl:
Stupid girl

Very stupid indeed.

Investment › Make As Much As N15,000 Daily On This Platform. by Penisman(op): 2:56am On Nov 01, 2019*

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NOTE; This is no PONZI.

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Celebrities › Re: Helen And Susan, Davido Accusers In Swimming Pool by Penisman: 8:26am On Oct 31, 2019

YurFatHer:
okay, after showing this dumb news to my cat, my cat is now a tiger. Thanks op

Mine just greeted me "Good morning Sir", I never knew my cat could talk, not until I showed this post to her....

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Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Smokes And Smashes Cake On His Friend To Celebrate His Birthday by Penisman: 9:49pm On Oct 30, 2019

Now Nigerians are clapping for him for being a living chimney.

I hope we wouldn't be urged to contribute funds for his kidney treatment abroad?

Smokers are liable to die young, so says the WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION.

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Family › Re: She Texted Her Father's Number On 4th Anniversary Of His Death And Got This: by Penisman: 12:30pm On Oct 27, 2019

Marvin5995:
And what is this one saying?

Just saying that you're not far from being a simpleton.

Did you get that?

Politics › Re: Buhari Directs Military, Others To Procure Kits From DICON by Penisman: 10:48am On Oct 26, 2019

Truthwords:
Why the Turkish firm partnership. I thought Nigeria signed a deal with local uniform and boot makers in Nigeria. Everything should be made here 100% The so called DICON is not fully Nigerian.

There is a functional garment factory in Calabar built by Gov. Ayade... Why can't the parastatal partner with this one. Must it always be a foreign company?

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Education › Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by Penisman: 8:02am On Oct 25, 2019

greggng:
It was the day tuition fee was increased and I got angry and decided to challenge the school authority....the whole student backed me up but I never knew it was fake support. All of them graduated and my own result was seized for speaking out against what I perceived as injustice. ...That result was seized for good one year and none of the students called to ask how I am doing ....one day I met one of the students and he was laughing at my condition ....he said , old boy...you go done dey work for chevron by now.....I was embarrass by that statement cos I expect those with result to 've gotten a job not me without result. My joy came the very day I was called to come pick up my result....my HOD sat ,me down and told me a story I cannot forget in a hurry....if you want the story mention me and I will give u the story

A beg give me the story....

Celebrities › Re: Deji Adeleke And Girlfriend Expecting A Baby - Kemi Olunloyo by Penisman: 12:52pm On Oct 24, 2019

DonBenny77:

Life would have been boring without Aunty Kemi.

I swear

Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy To Perform In South Africa, AKA Reacts by Penisman: 11:52am On Oct 24, 2019

iamJ:
Don't know why artist like dressing like wild animals

Wetin be all that load for him neck

Bros na him generational curse him dey carry so....

Celebrities › Re: 2 Guys Recreate Video Of Helen & Susan That Falsely Accused Davido by Penisman: 11:03am On Oct 24, 2019

Kentura:
Seems like foolishness is what entertains Nigerians.

what a fooolish comment....

Politics › Re: Ministry Of Communications, Digital Economy: Communication Ministry Changes Name by Penisman: 10:58am On Oct 24, 2019

valentineuwakwe:
Nigeria and big name, what has this got to do with the poor services most telcos are giving Nigerians. ..

Will this stop SARS from harassing innocent young Nigerians who own and use digital electronic gadget, such as iphone and laptop computer?

Politics › Re: Jega: Prediction On Nigeria’s Breakup May Be Fulfilled (Punch) by Penisman: 10:47am On Oct 24, 2019

Voters apathy will continue as long as e-voting is neglected.

Nigeria doesnt need to wait and copy the usage of mobile phone for election voting from other countries.

We can actually start this method while other countries learn from us.

With e-voting, one can stay at the comfort of his home to vote.

Cases of violence wont be recorded because there is no atmosphere for that.

Economically it will save the country billions of naira on the sham elections.

Until we are ready to do this, then we shouldnt be bothered by low turnout during electioneering period.

[b]copied from EKWERE JNR[/b]

Politics › Re: List Of States That Can Survive Without Federal Allocation By BudgIT by Penisman: 10:26am On Oct 24, 2019

Opinedecandid:
Akwa In is among.
Proud to come from here.

Attah did well.

Akpabio also did well.

Udom is trying.

Akwa Ibom is blessed.

No point 'in-fighting'.

We are blessed.

Da di dep ukot nnor....... Abamor?

Romance › Re: Man Surprises Girlfriend With Food, Wine As She Gets Home by Penisman: 1:21pm On Oct 22, 2019

GistMore3:
Ayomide sure pays attention. Hundred yards of husband material.

https://mobile.twitter.com/funkeolotu_/status/1185818244369801216

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Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Chibuzor Chinyere Gifts Ex-Prostitute House As Wedding Gift by Penisman: 8:08am On Oct 15, 2019

nihilistjnr:
The kain belles for this picture sef

www.nairaland.com/attachments/10393165_fbimg1571083380132_jpeg3ae75fa1ad4aca9e3b3f53928bd74acc

The belles is a proper pictorial representation of what the Church fat offerings is used for.

Celebrities › Re: Reekado Banks Asks Wizkid To Add Him To List Of Performing Artistes For 0² Arena by Penisman: 9:48pm On Oct 13, 2019

I became a million naira richer when i read this news.

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil 1 - 1: International Friendly On 13th October 2019 by Penisman: 2:36pm On Oct 13, 2019

Make better thunder fire Roth...

He can't make changes when necessary...

Let him go back to Germany and handover to Buhari...

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil 1 - 1: International Friendly On 13th October 2019 by Penisman: 2:35pm On Oct 13, 2019

Can someone tell me what Iwobi or nkwobi is still doing in the field?

Nwobi should be sub now

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Politics › Re: Sowore And Olawale Bakare Fail To Meet Bail Conditions by Penisman: 12:14pm On Oct 12, 2019*

MelesZenawi:
Bail conditions others, perfected that Falana the loud mouth and his crew couldn't perfect.

The guy is staying there till Buhari's tenure finishes.

This is not the era of GEJ.

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Crime › Re: Policemen Seen Assaulting A Lawyer In Onitsha (Video) by Penisman: 12:06pm On Oct 12, 2019

[quote author=igwedubai2 post=83065786][/quote]My guy, no matter the level of provocation by the Lawyer, the Policemen as trained officers of the law, ought not to have taken the law into their own hands.

The Lawyer has a very good case with firsthand visual evidence.

This is a case of assault.

Let's see what the Nigerian Bar Association will do.

Gracias.

Politics › Re: Busy Fayemi Pushes For Medical Castration As Punishment For Rape by Penisman: 7:44am On Oct 11, 2019

eternityk:
Which dumb talk be this?

Don't mind the sex starved Woman...

So what will be the punishment for women that rape boys?

I was raped by a 21yr old lady when I was only 11yrs.

This rape of a thing is a two way thing. Women also rape men and young boys. Simply because the boys would manned up and refuse to spill the news doesn't mean they weren't psychologically abused.

Such punishment as castration is too harsh in a country that frowns at painstaking forensic investigation.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Zambia: Make Your Predictions Now by Penisman: 7:15pm On Oct 07, 2017

Edopesin:
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trash

That should be your mother's nickname.

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