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edwardweeble:
Please guys there is this woman whom i met through my friend.......not to waste much of your time, we both started straffing not that her husband knows.
she pays me for the job and she is really a rich woman. But recently am getting tired of all this and i want to call it quit, I told her but she refused and had been calling me, am really tired please help a nairalander




dont mimd my errors

Simple. Go and report her to her husband.

opey25:
Nobody will take the IPOBs seriously until the following things are done.

1 All national assembly legislators from the south east should publicly declare their support for biafra.

2 Mikel Obi should drop the super eagles captain arm's band and declare his loyalty for biafra.

3 Business men like Leo stan eke, Jim Ovia, Orii Kalu, Ifeanyi ubah etc should move the headquarters of their business empire from Lagos to Enugu.

4 Nollywood actors and musicians from the south east should also pledge their support for biafra.

Let me paraphrase the words of Emperor Haile Selassie. Until some the above stated steps are taken, the dream of a sovereign state of biafra will be an
illusion that will be pursued but never attained.

This is more like asking them to commit suicide yet its the truth. But the agitators are such that can never sacrifice money for a goal.

Money is their idol number 1.

JackBizzle:
I am ready to quit my job to start a church.....I just need some investors.


Yes, I am an atheist but I need the money. Church is all about the money.

Now, you might be thinking....wait, isn't this Jackbizzle guy an atheist? Well, yes. But Many of your pastors and priests are atheists- they lost faith in religion and they only see it as a money making scheme.

I'm already used to pretending to be a christian! I go to church to please friends and family. I even make prayers at large occasions. I am also good at giving
convincing speeches.

Although sha, I don't have patience or the heartlessness to stage fake miracles. That one is off the books.


So, please, let's start sowing seeds.

The bidding sowing starts at N1,000,000 per person minimum.

Please, God loves a cheerful giver


cc Reyginus, Johnydon22, dblackninja, kingebukasblog, cloudgoddess, hahn

Well, am a businessman but am disappointed because you didn't talk the complete business language.

I have my hoe to dig and seeds to sow but returns on investment is missing in your proposal.

reverendfather:
who swear for buhari? why all these chaos now?

Nobody swore for him but he for himself.
He once swore to himself in parody that he would make nigeria ungovernable for someone.
What goes round comes round.

klassykute:
Dis one na mumu

He reasons far better than you.

What nonsense is this ? Who made you a spokesman for the SouthWest ?
Are the SS people zombies that cannot think for themselves ?
This is taking freedom of expression to a ridiculous level.

For your info, i am yoruba and i believe that the success of biafra will be beneficial to all.
Rubbish not the milk because of the wayward cow that produces it.

Let Nigeria implement the report of 2014 confab for a start or revert to pure regionalism or adopt con-federation.

Nothing can be achived by the use of force by the govt. These people have had six unfettered years to amass weaponry for eventualities

laudate:
Chisos! Uncle, how old are you, if you don't mind my asking?

Ti o ba di osu kejo ma a pe ogota ole marun.

laudate:
What am I seeing? You mean that in the year of our Lord 2016, someone is still arguing blindly that Decree 34 did not extinguish the autonomy of the regions or kill the spirit of regionalism? Ye gods! What planet is the person living on? The Unitary decree not only killed the regions, it made sure they existed in name only by the time Gowon took over. This is just an elementary aspect of Nigeria's political history!

My bro, see me see this wahala guy who waka come from Biafra telling me i do not know nigeria's history hence my claim that Ironsi abrogated regionalism and replaced it with unitary system and went on to ibonise military and civil positions in hovt.

He tried to convince me that regionalism survived Ironsi but was cancelled with the creation of 12 states by Gowon.
I copied a google link by a neutral author but he termed it a Yoruba propaganda.
He claimed the SE had its own british ambassador. I told him hes been fed with lies by the Ibo who are adept at propaganda, lies and re-writing history.
He concluded that my problem emanated from my lack of nigeria history.

That made me tell him i witnessed the genesis through the revelation of the history from "weti e" which i witnessed first-hand at Enu Owa and Arubidi areas of Ile Ife upto the shameful and cowardly capitulation and surrender of the mis-adventurers from the SE. Thereafter, he went mute.

93xtr6r:
Frustrated Agbameta a.k.a spawn of a fallen demon with empty head.

The curse passed on to you from your wicked forbears shall continue to make you restless and a wanderer on the surface of the earth till you meet your Waterloo soonest.

Wherever you go, you shall be spotted a failure and a curse. The mark is indelible.

You shall continue to whine, weep and wail on every available media page with
thick mocous flowing down your smelly nose just at the mere mention of Biaf...

Lunatic cretin from Odua Islamic

Republic of Ritual-killers and Cannibals!

The guy who let you free from Yaba left has not done your tribe any good.

93xtr6r:
The chameleonic agbameta a.k.a spawn of a fallen demon, you're indeed bereft of sound reasoning. You lack common sense possibly because you were raised at a dump hill and fed with rotten, maggot infested garbage.

You're such a dimwit worth using for lion's meal. Your parents are indeed regretting for not abandoning you at birth in your Soka Evil Forest to rotten or used to appease your wicked gods.

Miserable scallywag, you are a public nuisance and of no use to the world.

Empty-headed boisterous clown from a juju-infested enclave parading on NL!

A true offspring of the biblical Cain, where is your usual copy and paste ?
I sympathise with you. The curse you inherited from Cain made you vagabonds with the stigma that makes you hated everywhere you go. Unfortunately it remains permanent.

Nigerian yesterday, biafran today, SE/SS next tomorrow, Lower Niger the next and applicant Jew yet the next.
Your room at Yaba left remains vacant.

chemystery:
It is like calling America or Europe barren because it's people come to Africa to invest.

The fact remains that people from your region are adept at using twisted logic to subvert the truth rather than acknowledge it. You are free to keep wallowing in your delusions.

The other day, a UN report tapped Onitsha as the most poluted city in the world and an eastern tried to use their usual twisted logic to explain the indictment away by saying that is inevitable because the city is heavily industrialized. I asked the fellow whether Onitsha is has more industries than Ikeja, a province of Lagos or other heavily industrialized cities in Europe and the South east Asia, he failed to respond.
Its your stock-in-trade, keep on.

The claim to business success by easterners is fraudulent because its based on crime. In a sane clime, your people would be wiped out of afluence because their so-called business cannot thrive where law and order is effected.
Importation of sub-standard products, manufacturing of fake drugs, replacing the original engine of generators with fake engines, selling chalk powder as capsules and tablets, etc, are the source of your wealth.
With a sanitized society, your so-called business acumen would be debunked.
Time will tell.

South East does not make even the first 10. Its an eye-opener and a shame.

lekjons:
and you're proud of this SMH!

what chased them from their states? civil-war, i guess

They are chased by the barrenness of their land.

chemystery:
Yes, a hardworking man does not stay at home. His statistics counts at his place of work.

Stop beating your chest over statistical figures that constitutes over 50% of foreigners.

Everyone knows that for every 1 Yoruba man in SE, there are 10,000 Igbo men in SW.

Respect to all hardworking Igbos all over the world.

Ants are attracted to honey. The SE is not a land flowing with milk and honey hence the exodus. The region is a barren land and the owners know this but will never acknowledge it because its shameful.

Chukazu:
and who is interested in having kids you can't take care of in the South East just to increase revenue sharing from Abuja?
sorry we aren't desperate for such..we are not much but we make the most impact

Lopsided logic a decade away from reality. Ibo and twisted logic when faced with truth.

96xtr9r:
Frustrated descendants of a fallen demon!
Children of Belial!
Perpertual verm1ns and vampires from Wasteland!

Miserable and demented cretinous savage of dirt, squalor, slavery, anger, hate and propaganda!

Take your silly rants and shove it down your sh1t-ridden ass!

You are so daft that despite your
numerous camoflage monikers, people still know you are the one and only "xtorse" the pervert because you lack
originality and common sense so all you are good at is to tap others' ideas by copy and paste. Even in doing so, you end up with a jumble in your post.

You and your ilks are the reason abortionists push for legalization of abortion.
Mankind would've been better served if your pregnancy had been aborted or your foetus fed as sacrifice to the idol in your father's village shrine or Okija shrine.

Not at all.

Give Nigeria a breathing space. She is pregnant with too many bickering children. Call UN gynaecologist to deliver her of her disunited children of Oodua, biafra, NDA, Arewa, etc.
Dust up 2014 confab report or go strictly regional or con-federation.
Do this before she suffers miscarriage.

He who has an ear . . .

Josphine4good:
I hate men I don't
think I will get married to one

Human beings are like the ocean. Just because some of the waters of the ocean is dirty does not mean the whole icean is dirty.

You can try me and forever thank me.

96xtr9r:
The chameleonic agbameta parading on NL, here's another truth a Kenyan Historian came up with in his new research that the most adulterous and fetish tribe in Africa is Yoruba.

Read it here and stop disgracing your Yoruba folks in the public domain:
The Most Aduterous And Fettish Tribe In Africa Is Yoruba - By Pamela Druckerman 
https://www.nairaland.com/1433737/most-aduterous-fettish-tribe-africa

Certainly you and your Yoruba folks are treacherous, greedy, wicked, diabolic, lousy and hypocritical parasites.

I spit on you descendants of a fallen demon!

Treacherous backst*bbers!

N.B: The truths in my previous post was just too hot for you hypocrite to attempt quoting it. Just man up and consider quoting it. Then get back to me for some more...

The applicant jews of nigeria.
Children of biblical Cain.
Vagabonds for ever.
I've better things to do with my time than exchanging words with perverts.
Keep off my mention henceforth.

96xtr9r:
It's an open secret that Yorubas are well known for being loose cannons; uncouth, uncivilised and disrespectful set of people who made a career out of lies, falsehood, noise-making, propaganda, abuse and slurs.

Disgusting chest-pounders!

Camorflaged xtorse. Sanusi is part and parcel of nigeria's sentiments so his statement holds no water. Besides, the verdict of a neutral and detached source like the Thai's carries more weight and efficacy.

So Sanusi the killer of your brother, Gideon Akaluka, is now your hero due to tribal jingoism ?
Your tribe certainly are depraved.
Shame on your progenitor, the biblical Cain.

96xtr9r:
It's an open secret that Yorubas are well known for being loose cannons; uncouth, uncivilised and disrespectful set of people who made a career out of lies, falsehood, noise-making, propaganda, abuse and slurs.

Disgusting chest-pounders!

quote - Igbos are a disgrace to the black race - Thai Police Authorities -unquote.
Now nothing can be more authentic than that, coming from a neutral source completely detached from Nigeria sentiments.

Nigeria is a farce.
I crave the spirit of Gideon Orka.

What a disclosure !
She and her alleged lover left the employ of the company two solid months ago.
It must've been a joint action/plan of some sort.
Now for these two months, she left home as someone going to work maintaining the usual times thus making the husband believe she was still at work while she wasn't.
Her last trip to Abuja for 4 days purportedly from the office was nothing but frolicking around with someone else's husband.
No wonder her sister said she had been looking for #70,000 to change her car's gearbox.

The Bible teaches us to be quick to hear but hesitant to respond.

I ask those with discerning minds to draw their conclusions from the above points.

betterABIAstate:
Yoruba is yet to retaliate, according to the report they said all yorubas fled and threatened to attack in the night, please tell me another instance for cowardice.

The day a Yoruba will attack Igbo in aba and Onitsha, say bye bye to your brothers down here, meanwhile tell your lazy touts to stop sorting for free money.

Propaganda, lies and chest-beating, in addition to everytbing criminal, are the trademarks of Ibo.
They are allegic to truth.

fermonster:
Summary: Go beyond yourself.
Case study: Me,
Target: You!

Yes. I have, years back I started up an online business where I sell my own eBooks for just 1k. It started well, but didn’t continue well and so, it ended badly. There and then did I realize how badly I have managed myself and let
challenges win me. I let disappointments of poor sales and no help break me.
In life as you grow, you will learn that the only way to move fast, better and be financially free, is to go beyond yourself and also set up a team. You can never do it alone, get people involved in your dreams and see what they have to offer. Build on it and grow.

The good news with me starting up my own eBook business was that, I came a long way. But the bad news, I went the wrong way the moment I chose to work alone and at the end of the day, I crashed alone and nobody came to my rescue.
So today, I challenge you to think bigger and go beyond yourself. Setup a team, break rules and build an empire.

This is me just passing my message in my own way. Call it my opinion, common sense, facts or whatever.
That am right doesn’t make you wrong, that am wrong doesn’t make you right.
Love, live, grow, share, ask, receive, be happy and most importantly. Don’t criticize.

SEMEBU COMES!

I like the kind of nature you portrayed here. Ditto for your thesis.
Remain blessed. May your castle never crash again in Jesus name.

[/quote]Am convinced you got the message and better thinkers than you have never had objection to that truism except a deluded, clever-by-half non-entity with a twisted logic like you.
You are at liberty to keep swimming in your ocean of delusions.
Only a perverted soul would disagree with my analysis because it is by conventional wisdom.

I have better things to do than engage in unfruitful discourse with a pervert.

[/quote]Am convinced you got the message and better thinkers than you have never had objection to that truism except a deluded, clever-by-half non-entity with a twisted logic like you.
You are at liberty to keep swimming in your ocean of delusions.

I have better things to do than engage in unfruitful discourse with a pervert.

[quote author=lordyugo post=45717694]hv nvr seen a tribe so scared to leave dr region to go to oda regions to make money dats y ur tribe keep churning out alaye after alaye.
every great empire or tribe leave dr region to conquer odas from d chinese to d jews to d indians etc.
how would u understand wat am talking bout since its a genetic malfunction[/
quote]


From time immemorial and by nature, movement of people and migration of animals and birds is from areas of
poverty, suffering, discomfort to areas of wealth, plenty and comfort and thats why peoples from impoverished nations of the world move to America, Canada and Europe to escape starvation and thats why igbos flock to the SW which is their local Europe and America.

How can you expect the children of the wealthy to leave the comfort of their palatial home to the shanties of poverty-stricken low-lifes ?

Ants are attracted to honey and sugar and not the other way round. So dummy, its not a matter of being scared to leave our soil but lack of the need so to do because our land is blessed and comfortable.

eyeview:
I love your wisdom.
The pace which the yorubas(especially) and hausas are using to create disharmony between the south east and south south in recent times is really unprecedented.
For those who have no knowledge of history,during the biafra war,one area that saw the heaviest and fiercest battle was calabar and that was because the biafran nation adopted it as its FCT(after the british colony of lagos and calabar). Both nigerian and biafran soliders lost men
and materials in trying to conquer and protect it respectively.
For those that claim that the biafran struggle was an igbo thing,I asked 'is calabar in igbo land?'

For those that believe the igbos will marginalize the rest,I ask 'if so,why wasn't the fct in igbo land?'

Biafra or not,I think every south easterner and south south person should be careful when an outsider all of a sudden starts pitching you against your brother and starts professing a strange love for you.

Commonsense, layman's logic - the entire area, including Calabar, were in the eastern region over which Ojukwu was governor and over which he declared seccession.
Other minorities had no choice but to go along which they wouldn't have done given a choice.