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EducationRe: "English That Only Makes Sense In Nigeria" Trends On Twitter, Ah Naija Self by Pentools(m): 5:32pm On Mar 28, 2018
prospero5:
when i hear people say words like pensioneers, conquerors etc i just weak.
But conquerors no dey wrong na....
CelebritiesRe: Brymo's G-String Costume In His Music Video Causes Commotion Online by Pentools(m): 12:02pm On Mar 28, 2018
ibnchokomah:
That video is so cool. The lyrics are on point. His dressing though weird I think is cool. Brymo is so underrated. His songs make up 70 percent of my 9ja song lost and yes I don't listen to the likes of davido and wizkid
Ma n£gga,,,you correct iswear.
Brymo is one of the realest artiste Africa has ever produced. His contents n deliveries are always first cut deep n in to sooth all season and a major corridor of inspiration for deep thinkers.

One of the very few artistes that have refused to be lured into noisemaking all in the name of singing.
CelebritiesRe: "I Am Sick And Tired Of Love Songs" - Runtown Declares. by Pentools(m): 11:19am On Mar 28, 2018
ceejayxy:
not true..runtown has a lot of hits..even before mad over you...gallardo, baby answer, etc
I fear for the guy ooo....wonder where the guy has bn all those while of 1980,gallardo n co.
NYSCRe: 16 Pictures You Can Relate To If You Had An NYSC Relationship by Pentools(m): 1:05am On Mar 28, 2018
ceeroh:
1. Getting to your PPA and seeing the condition of the place.


You're like... this is not what I bargained for. I'm ghosting, can't stay here.
I thoroughly relate to this one, it actually happened to me in my ppa but sense no go fit ever kill me. I ghosted n was still collecting their monthly stipends. My Nysc that year thought me that ghost-working is actually real.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 9 Things Only Those Who Don't Stay Out Late Can Relate To. by Pentools(m): 12:07am On Mar 26, 2018
xynerise:
1. Your definition of Late night is different from others. You see late night as 10pm when everyone should be sleeping, while your friends see 12midnight as when the fun begins. undecided


2. Your friends always complain you are not a fun person anytime you stay out late with them because you always act as the PUNCTUALITY PREFECT(Reminder) grin

3.All you do throughout the night is continuously checking your watch to see if it past your bed time grin.

4.So your head started calculating the earliest you could be home so you won't look awful staying past your time. sad


5. When you are invited to a party that will commence at 10pm, you keep giving flimsy excuses why you won't come... grin


6. At a point you start preaching to your friends why staying out late is a bad habit and they nicknamed you "Grandpa/Grandma" undecided

7. You decided to attend the party with them to avoid tagging you "granny" but as soon as it clocks 10pm, you begin to step backward slowly until you disappear into thin air grin

8.And when the next invitation pops up as text message and the time says "Starts by 10pm", you just giggle because you are not going grin

9. Then you start questioning why your friends like staying out late, what is the benefit? Absolutely, nothing undecided.


Well, I am one of the #TeamDontStayOutLate grin grin

What kind of fun you do late night that can't be done in the day? undecided
thinking or believing keeping late nights depicts irresponsibility is same like saying adults that sleep 6-7 hours nightly are lazy and unproductive.

For me keeping late night is one thing I hate to love but I can't help it...
I just wish it has a cure or better of mild means of stopping it rather than running into men of the underworld or spirits that have refused to rest in peace. Me n late nights go together like traffic and bad weather. cry
CelebritiesRe: Frank Edwards: I Sold 'Okpa' For 10 Years And It Was My Daily Meal by Pentools(m): 9:08pm On Mar 24, 2018
benzene00:
I'm already salivating over that plate of okpa



Can't wait to get back to my city so I can have a taste of our delicious native meal

If You are in Nigeria and you haven't eaten "okpa enugu state", You are missing alot


shocked
Nwanne your head dey dia already. If the okpa is not from Enugu state then its not okpa. One out of a million stuffs I miss about Enugu.
042 representing... Anytime any day!!
Music/RadioRe: List 5 Songs That Are Always On Your Replay List by Pentools(m): 12:44am On Mar 23, 2018
Just to mention but a few of my playlist..those are my major day-maker...keeps the day going!!!

Mike posner - i took a pill in ibiza
Kendrick Lamar ft sza - all the stars
J.Cole - change
Big sean - decisions
Andre 3k - green light
Beyonce ft Andre 3k - like to party
Drake - diplomatic immunity
G easy - pray for me
G easy- me myself n I
Tory lanez - I gat the keyz refix
Tory lanez - love you
Beyonce - hold up
Hare squead - her side
Joyner Lucas n Chris brown - stranger things
Malone - congratulations
French Montana - unforgettable..
Chris brown ft nas - mirage
Usher ft nas - chains
Kendrick Lamar - if these walls can talk
J.Cole ft Kendrick - forbidden fruits.
Bryson tiller - exchange
Bryson tiller - something tells me
Kendrick Lamar - god is gangster
Hopskins full album
Miguel ft j.cole - all I want is you.
TravelRe: Easter Holidaying In Abuja by Pentools(m): 4:46pm On Mar 22, 2018
spartacus11:
I will be spending my easther holiday in Abuja, my first time in the capital city of Abuja, staying between 5-7 days

I will like to get a comfortable hotel on low budget

1- Ac
2- in a nice area
3- light (especially at nite, the hotel must on their Gen till dawn)

Budget 6k-10k per nite

Recommend hotel and location for a first timer.

Will like to also know fun spot too.
If you are in for a quality experience and fully endowed/loaded monetary wise go for emirates hotel at 5th avenue Gwarinpa. Their club house is open practically everyday n some good night workers too for perfect company, but if you are in for some little bit of cheap thrills immaculate luxury or aden360 at wuse is OK.
CrimeRe: Obituary Of 2 Sisters, Aged 11 & 7 Killed By Armed Robbers While Traveling by Pentools(m): 3:49pm On Mar 22, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


The person that designed this Obituary should learn proper colour separation, contouring and the use of filter. I also don't like the disjointed themes.

I'm thinking it was Corel Draw 6 that was used.
Maybe someone needs to remind you "its an obituary poster" and doesn't call for special treats, since you actually think its a birthday or maybe a graduation card.

Rip to them gals and may Almighty God give the family and loved ones the grace n fortitude to bear the painful loss.
CelebritiesRe: M.I Abaga List His Top 5 African Rappers, Olamide, Vector Didn’t Make The List by Pentools(m): 1:00pm On Mar 22, 2018
DCONE1:
he had punchlines,metaphor,double extender, word play in his rap ,everything made sence ,plus the delivery was on point.
Pick up line "had" I know u are judging from that cypher they did sometime ago but u don't judge that way bro...if its like that I would drag sauce kid and alaye in then. Consistency is key when you think of dopeness.
CareerRe: 5 Reasons It Is Better To Work In Lagos Than Abuja by Pentools(m): 12:45pm On Mar 22, 2018
kevoh:
Yes, Yes, Lagos is better than Abuja in all ramifications.We have heard ! We in Abuja don't like argument, so stay in your Lagos and don't come and congest Abuja for us. We like the peace and serenity we are enjoying.
Lolz....iswear bro!
CareerRe: 5 Reasons It Is Better To Work In Lagos Than Abuja by Pentools(m): 12:41pm On Mar 22, 2018
BiafranBushBoy:
If you are looking to know if it is better to work in Lagos than Abuja, then this post would help. For a long time, there has been a debate between Abuja vs. Lagos, which is a better city to work has been ongoing. In this post, I will list out 5 good reasons why I believe is it better to work in Lagos than Abuja, especially for young graduates who are starting off their careers.

No doubt, most cities have so many things in common, which makes it quite difficult in making a choice. However, there are certain unique truths that can’t be uncovered if you haven’t stayed in any of the locations.

I will show you the 5 Reasons why you should work in Lagos than Abuja

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Cost of Living

If you want a reason why you should work in Lagos than Abuja, then you should consider the cost of living in the two cities. The average cost of living in Abuja is two times higher than that of Lagos. In Lagos, you can find houses that can fit your budget perfectly. Depending on the location you find yourself, you can spend according to your budget. When it comes to living in Abuja, the average cost of living is almost on the high side irrespective of the location.

Job Opportunities

Unless you are thinking of becoming a politician, then you should consider starting up your career in Lagos. Your chances of switching jobs in Lagos are higher than that of Abuja. Majority of the job openings in Nigeria are seen in Lagos, as compared to Abuja.

Most of the job openings in Abuja are either government jobs or private companies who can’t pay you a reasonable amount of salary to foot your cost of living in the city.

Mode of Transportation

If you don’t have a car in Abuja, then you’d probably have a hard time moving from one part of the city to another. But when it comes to transport network and payments, Lagos is absolutely the best. When it comes to deciding whether you should work in Lagos than Abuja, then this should be a great determinant. Your safety might not be guaranteed in Lagos when it comes to the use of public transportation, but it is relatively cheaper and very efficient – especially when you have mastered it.

Fun Activities/Nightlife

After a stressful day/week, if you are looking for the perfect city to enable you wind down, then Lagos is the perfect catch. Nightlife and other activities are almost not in existence in Abuja, which makes the social life in the city boring. Lagos offers several activities that can make you quickly erase all the stress of the week and day.

Money Making Opportunities

In Lagos, there are several money making opportunities. Your chances of making money when you work in Lagos are higher than that of Abuja. When you work in Lagos, you can have other side hustles that can fetch you money easily. You can easily combine several jobs to be able to pay several bills. This is because of the availability of jobs openings in Nigeria.

When it comes to a decision to work in Lagos or Abuja, these points should be able to help you make a choice.

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TBT the OP might be right with 3 and 4 but those two doesn't and can never overbalance the uniqueness of living in Abuja.

The orderliness of that city is impressively overwhelming.... What more can you ask of a city where you have relatively low traffic drama,almost zero rowdiness, security quite intact.

You can literally operate a laptop and flaunt any gadget of choice anywhere in abuja be it bar,eatery,garden and public spots generally with no iota of fear of harassment/embarrassment from the men on black.
Residents of Abuja are pretty cool and polite,their commercial commuters lack that agbero tendencies too, unlike Lagos where I'm aghast of everybody each time I visit.

Some lady here on NL narrated few weeks ago her "one chance" ordeal as result of coming out as early as 4am all for the sake of getting to work early ,,,,,damn I was like what the heck which kind work and what sort of a place do I have to wake up as early as 4am for work in Abuja...
I believe it has to do with what rocks ones boat (another man's meat is another's poo) because undoubtedly some people can be used to discomfort, stress and hassle lifestyle,certainly for me Abuja's serene environment and august lifestyle is a bigger YES having had a taste of both cities.
CelebritiesRe: M.I Abaga List His Top 5 African Rappers, Olamide, Vector Didn’t Make The List by Pentools(m): 10:49pm On Mar 21, 2018
DCONE1:
It seems like you don't know much about "show dem camp" go and look for their album and listen you will see their contributions to the culture and you will understand why he selected ghost.I've watch a freestyle session of Mi and ghost and some other artist in the studio and ghost killed it...But for kaligraph I don't know much about him so I won't say.
Its quite funny of you saying that I don't know the SDCs, however Can you do me a favour by telling me your own definition of "killing it"...
Literature#happyworldpoetryday!!!! by Pentools(op): 12:01pm On Mar 21, 2018
Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas" Albert Einstein

"Poetry comes from the highest happiness or the deepest sorrow" A.P.I Abdul kalam.

"Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting that speaks" Plutarch.

"Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words" Robert Frost

Hello poets and lovers of poet in the house, today is WorldsPoetDay...Let's share the greatest poet of all time,our best of poem and the best we've ever had.

Lala n Co. Abeg give this post levels. Thanks!
CelebritiesRe: M.I Abaga List His Top 5 African Rappers, Olamide, Vector Didn’t Make The List by Pentools(m): 12:56am On Mar 21, 2018
DCONE1:
it just top 5 maybe if it was top 10 most of the rappers you called would have made it.
In my own opinion which I deem generally fit for any true hip hop head. For the AT M.I needs to substitute that ghost guy for any of the ones I mentioned and for his RN kaligraph and Ghost should be far off the list... Its not all about jiggling rhymes or whatever ,its all about the impact and what you've done for the culture. There's more to rap than tangling words to make them rhyme. Hip hop heads should know what am talking about.
CelebritiesRe: M.I Abaga List His Top 5 African Rappers, Olamide, Vector Didn’t Make The List by Pentools(m): 12:23am On Mar 21, 2018
Vinstel:
Ace Nigerian Rapper, M.I Abaga has recently dished out his list of his top 5 African rappers of all time and 5 of his top African rappers at the moment.

In response to a question asked by one of his fans on Twitter, Mr. Incredible named Mode 9, Proverbs (of South Africa), Jesse Jaggz, Freestyle and Ghost as his all-time greatest African rappers.

However, his list of 5 hottest African rappers right now include; Nasty C, Cassper Nyovest, Poe (of Mavin Records), Ghost and Khaligraph Jones (of Kenya).

Meanwhile, it’s quite surprising that lots of talented Nigerian rappers didn’t make the list.

See tweets below:-
Cc: Mynd44, Lalasticlala
Nawaoh,for M.I's AT I might partly go with it tho i expected to see HHP, Eldee D Don, 6footplus and overdose on that list nonetheless joe spasm not left out still but his RN is a NO-NO....what has ghost done for the culture as of recent, if K.O is not on that list forget it. I'm convinced the list is basically his opinion tho.
FamilyRe: My Marriage Is At The Brink Of Collapse Help Me by Pentools(m): 1:08am On Mar 19, 2018
Brother I fully feel your plight and won't blame you in anyway. Matter-of-factly you are a product of broken home and and statistics have it that 95% of men or women from broken home suffer or stand the chance of producing one, now away from that you can still better your situation. I quickly want to ask OP did u engage in any form of marriage tutorship before marrying or u just dived inhuh Because in marriage tutorship class both parties are meant to understand that they(the to be couples) and their peace and happiness is the number1 priority. If you didn't you can make amends, you two are still young.

Firstly you need to work on your temperament knowing your wife is still young should make you reason above 31,think like a father take n treat her as your first n only daughter. Recognize the era we are in...An era where a lot is going on talking social media n celebrity influences,where vulnerable people especially married ones are being easily influenced negatively with fake stuffs n lifestyle they see on social media.

You seriously need to note at the back of your mind that there's no such thing as perfect marriage but you approach and how you handle issues makes it one..
You need to understand that marriage involves much of compromise and politics, frankly speaking marriage requires more politicking than governmental politics. Most times play politics with your wife just to create sense of confinement and for peace to reign. You must not comment on any issue that arise especially between your wife and your mum...act tired like you are too tired to comment leave them n go to bed or form sleepy-head.
When she rants your mum did this n that pretend to be upset with your mum but don't scold your mum in your mum's present then if your wife leaves hug n chitchat peaceful remedies to whatever has happened with your mum n vice versa.

However swallow you pride and go bring her properties from the sis place but if she insists she needs a space never hesitate to give her a 2in1 stadium (let her enjoy the space in abundance)..
Don't expose or make her feel your weak point until she's matured age-wise, marriage-wise and otherwise.

For your sis in-law... You said it all,its only your parents that genuinely want the best for you in most cases any other person can slightly be jealous...of course you can never detach your wife from her sis (they have being blood before you came through and obviously would still be....blood is always thicker)but what you need to do is curtail your dealings wisely with them(sis in-law n hubby) and make it an utmost priority as it stands now to keep your wife busy with something doing maybe business or any financial engagement that requires physical n mental concentration that is likely to keep her distanced from the sis. Encourage to make quality n matured married friends that she would respect n cherish their relationship could be Christian family friends from church,fellowship or moral minded gatherings.

Above all draw closer to Jesus Christ because He's the author and finisher of our faith... Focus on Him and make Him the head of your family you will see that you will have the best marriage anybody can think of.

Best of luck...
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman Speaks On Stephanie Otobo’s Confession, Reveals How Wife Reacted by Pentools(m): 9:19pm On Mar 18, 2018
Pick up line here yo "public opinion is not credit alert"... #EachOneTeachOne!!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are The Most Important Lessons You Have Learnt In Life? by Pentools(m): 4:06pm On Mar 17, 2018
Never rely or judge on hearsays confirm yourself before winding up (be an audience of both parties)..views are subject to opinions...

Never feel arrived enough not to explore new opportunities.

focus solely on yourself and if you must live a competitive lifestyle..Be your own competitor always striving to be better than you were. Above all be grateful way often than enough...
Car TalkRe: President Buhari Riding In His Official Mercedes Benz S550 (Video) by Pentools(m): 5:36pm On Mar 16, 2018
Am I the only one that just saw a Benz drive pass tinted glass all up with no glance of the driver....now the traffic-thirsty blogger is claiming is bullharey driving.

SportsRe: Funny Memes From Yesterday's Chelsea And Barca March by Pentools(m): 6:57pm On Mar 15, 2018
Curtois kept opening while messi kept Cumming...

CelebritiesRe: CDQ Replies Ifu Ennada: "We Only Met Once" As He Apologizes To Ladies by Pentools(m): 3:04pm On Mar 15, 2018
That last line tho "you don't play around fire expecting not to sweat' #tunechi... Rings a bunch of bell to me regarding that year.

Meanwhile to me CDQ yeye is beginning to over-flog this ifu gal matter already. Its clear the jab she's throwing at you is for the cheap fame or probably another night stand...
Rep the hip hop culture well let the b#tch breath and let it slide rather than giving her what she wants. #ActBusy-CDQ yeye #StayBusyWoss
CelebritiesRe: CDQ Replies Ifu Ennada: "We Only Met Once" As He Apologizes To Ladies by Pentools(m): 3:02pm On Mar 15, 2018
MissEdified:
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Ennada’s interview with Pulse.ng a few hours ago where she called him out for referring to her as a one-night stand, has apologised to the fitness enthusiast.

CDQ took to his IG page to share a post and pen an apology to Miss Ennada. He Wrote;

That last line tho "you don't go around fire expecting not to sweat' #tunechi... Rings a bunch of bell to me regarding that year.

Meanwhile to me CDQ yeye is beginning to over-flog this ifu gal matter already. Its clear the jab she's throwing at you is for the cheap fame or probably another night stand...
Rep the hip hop culture well let the b#tch breath and let it slide rather than giving her what she wants. #ActBusy-CDQ yeye #StayBusyWoss



http://newshelm.ng/cdq-apologizes-to-ifu-ennada/


cc lalasticlala mynd44

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 14th March 2018 by Pentools(m): 11:36pm On Mar 14, 2018
Givers never lack.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 14th March 2018 by Pentools(m):
Thibaut Courtois keziah na committed ashawo just dey open leg anyhow for messi.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 14th March 2018 by Pentools(m): 11:01pm On Mar 14, 2018
Chelsheeeeeee how far.....

Nobody must fight tonight....
Nobody must die tonight.....
Nobody must hate tonight.....
Nobody must starve tonight...
Nobody must cry tonight......

For the life of chelsheeeeeee n her fans, they don cancel the match to be replayed on Friday 13:00GMT.
Oya time to talk about BBNaija, why them call am call am bbnaija come dey do am for south Africa.
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 14th March 2018 by Pentools(m): 9:36pm On Mar 14, 2018
This is football..... I'm being entertained already.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Leo Speaks First Time After Eviction by Pentools(m): 11:25am On Mar 12, 2018
cutefergiee:
Ok �
Exactly my point. I always imagine how a reasonable person will just sit back and watch people walking around a space called house with no value of any sort to gain. Just watch people murmuring and walking from one place to another....tomorrow they will say country hard, no money. Some people problem na carry come n embedded, infact like peak is in them.
CrimeRe: A Pregnant Woman Raped By Fulani Herdsmen Dies In Presence Of Ortom (photo) by Pentools(m): 12:36pm On Mar 11, 2018
SenselessIdiot:
God bless my fulani brothers.
We are here to claim what rightfully belong to us.
We own Nigeria, there's nothing any body can do about it.
Insha Allah
I just pity this boy. You may probably be joking or hungry for quotes but things as these shouldn't be for jokes why would one trivialize pain,death and trauma of others you may think none of ur own is involved....I really pity you and those related to you.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Steps Out For Sierra Leone Election (Photos) by Pentools(m): 11:08pm On Mar 07, 2018
This is humility
This is down-to-earthness
This is meekness
This is lowliness
This is modesty
This is humbleness
This is demureness

However I can't categorically say that FMR President Gej was corrupt-free but his only problem was softness,he was damn too sensitive not to step on toes or offend anybody but to please everybody all at the same time which is never a quality of a good leader... then the wife came through since his husband lacks fierceness n ruggedness, calling shots for him at a time he became confused n clueless, but as a jolly good fellow he decided to ride with the wave....

His followers now capitalized on that taking it as his weakness to do the whatever n however they wish simply because the man tend to respect n care so much about relationships.
CelebritiesRe: Flavour, His Daughters And Semah G. Weifur, Blind Liberian Boy Chilling Together by Pentools(m): 1:48pm On Mar 07, 2018
SIMPLYkush:
hope that blind boy don't have a threes0me with those girls
Another by-product of either expired or made in Nigeria condom...

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