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FalseProphet1:
She never really loved him in the first place. I see her regretting her decision, I see her trying to come back but a younger and prettier girl would have taken her position, I see her lamenting bitterly.

This I have seen.

False prophet

I have forgotten the Yoruba adage that could have explicitly explained what I want to say but, I will translate in English and I know people who remember will quote it.
'The fact that you were born together or someone is your brother is not a guarantee that he will come good for you in you moment of needs but whoever God has directed to show you mercy will surely do'.
This happens a lot and most of us can actually attest to this but for me ooo, I nor dey send them again. Na them dey even call me say I nor dey call again, my answer, na busy I busy and now, dem see say bobo don step up too

That lady is obviously not interested in the marriage. I just dey pity the groom ahead cos many things go happen and he nor go get answer for them

Na omo Ibo chair the panel to take investigate the guy, Kyarri own don finish

inoki247:
eh eh wahala no too much laik diz for this side of earth...

Earth bawo, abi for this country called Nigeria cos there's hardly a day that will go by without bad news or events topping the charts online

LadyRosa:
Lol...
As I stubborn reach na so so quiet men dey date me. So I've had great experience from past relationships and currently another quiet one dey my side. What I noticed with them


They are highly intelligent, don't talk much, don't mingle much, social function almost zero.
Them sabi cook oooo! Few clothes, expensive or not, they are well arranged,ironed.No scatter scatter. So once I'm looking for something they help me look for it because I go scatter their wardrobe and leave it like that! No time!

They are calculated and secretive. Don't gossip at all. Going into their house and coming out seems like sneeking around, so people don't know if they are in or out.

Don't like loud music.Those who go to club rarely dance, them go dey laugh who dey dance . When they decide to party, the subsequent days makes them really dull and want to 'rest'. Even during outings after few laughs and a drink with plenty water, next na to pick their car keys or flag down a taxi , time to go

Don't wear loud bright dresses. Dull dresses are their Craze.

Observe rather than talk. When they talk everyone is silent.

No toasting, they were too shy to say their mind. They will look and make few remarks, then look again. Relationship usually start from me taking the lead by keeping them talking with questions. "Do you like me?" that's enough to make them blush with relief and acceptance.

Spend thrifts. Show offs is foolishness to them.Not really into social media, few pics, most times like to be anonymous. Also, they can be nasty in secret.

Gadget lovers. Will spend money on the latest Playstation.Dont mind playing against computer for hours. Those who don't like video games, hardly watch football matches or are simply in different about sports. The passionate ones likes to watch it indoors, if they must watch outside na only them go sit down one corner for chair like zombie.
Simplicity. Eating out is not their need, so if they must, mostly snacks rather than cooked food. Neat freeks!
Forgives easily but with serious warning.
Don't like the silent treatment during quarrel. They will appear calm at first but, Na lie . Just pretend you no longer find them attractive or appealing and all hell breaks loose.
Not too romantic but very supportive and reasonable. Calm in the face of overwhelming trouble. Why others are panicky, they keep clear head, and think of solving issues diplomatically.
The ones who cheats do it well. You may never notice because they will never pick the other woman's frantic calls, if them too disturb they block them temporarily till further _drilling notice.Them no just like wahala from nags.
Have soft spot for women and can easily be manipulated to give out cash to them even without sleeping with them. Even an ex will continue to reap them off Even if they are no longer interested.
Don't get angry easily, but when they get you'd be sorry. Really really sorry and disappointed in yourself. They will lay all your 4ck ups and corner your defense on every angle

But them still dey talk o, but na inside house. Abuse them and meet a brick wall, no reaction. As my mouth sharp reach, I don't use bad words on them like I do on the street,They hardly use insults to drive home their point once an argument be like say e won bring insult, they ignore and find their way out. There are people that their level of maturity controls what you say.

Wow, you've just said it all. You're a very smart lady to be able to compose all these.
Kudos

Righteousness2:
Terrible!
Must have been as a result of wicked Hunger.

This is a Pictorial evidence of what the devil does to people who have dealings with him.
He entices you, flashes things on you, Only to Chop off your head without Mercy.

Only the Blessings of GOD that makes rich and adds no sorrow

You must always find a way to add religious coloration. This is not an unusual event among living things. Man eats fellow human, Dog eat dogs, fish feast on the younger ones, bigger plants prevent the smaller ones from growing, even bigger firms eliminate the smaller ones from the market through cut throat competitions. It is a competitive world and it is all part of nature. Man, animals, plants, firms and even religious bodies all exist to impose their dominance over their subordinates. Your super rich G.O's failed to acknowledge T.B Joshua when alive and in death cos they saw him as a competitor and as a result, sought to eliminate him through media character assassination and blockage from their inner cacus.
So, it is a competitive world, stop attributing everything to the devil. The day we begin to take responsibilities for our actions is the day we would begin the journey into the Nigeria we all dream of.
Nor be everything we go dey attribute to the devil, sometimes, we all need to take responsibilities for our actions.

Monogamy:
We only read about Hushpuppy statement.

We are even yet to read from Vincent the guy that was claimed to be arrested on behalf of Hush to corroborate with the story.

Hushpuppy has suddenly become a reverend father, that his version of the story is reliable enough to prosecute others without hearing from them..

Thunder fire you and other aboki idiots. Many Nigerians from the South and West have been subjected to kangaroo justices under this devil incarnate administration and now that the pendulum of justice is swinging towards a Northerner, you're all here looking for normal justice, e nor go better for all of una.
What you guys don't know is, even if Buhari refuses to release HushKyari, he is still a hunted man and that means his movements are restricted to Nigeria. Anywhere in the world he goes to, he'll be picked like a chicken in a cage.

SanctifiedSista:
It's not risky, it's diabolical
ur body is the temple of the holy Spirit. Wen u try to destroy aso rock, every military parastatal will come for u, it's same when u desecrate ur body with filth becos u cant kill that spirit of whoresom and lust in ur life
Listen to all Apostle'joshua Selman messages on youtube everyday and obey the instructions. U will rejoice this year by all means amen

Apostle Suleman wey dey carry olosho too, abi nor be him run that Otobo babe package that time? Cossy Orjiakor still get evidence for hand ooo, in case you wan argue

Very soon now, those Almajiris from the North will soon be ranting on Twitter and Nairaland say all this Kyari exposure na attack against the North by the West.

KiNg0G:
Fake assx nigga got the game fûcked up.


telling on his own niggas.. just to get his time cut.



I hate the po po same way I hate a snitch.


Buh a snitch is a snitch.

When you're faced with the possibility of a life time imprisonment in a Federal maximum prison, you would snitch on your own brother if table turned. You think his lawyers were foolish to make him ask for a plea bargain?
You think you're more street than him?
Many drug Lords and even known celebrities have cut a plea bargain for reduced sentences.

Apostle Righteousness, come and see your colleague ooo.

TarOrfeeek:
Evening Newspaper that they used to wrap buns.

That 'Evening Newspaper' produced Clarence Peters. What has your early morning 'Newspaper' produced?
Idiot

According to 9ice, 'Gegemu dey here, mafiku shere'

caracas:
Sharap
Who ask you?

This is all you gotta say to a constructive and an informed opinion, you're a brain dead fellow, I swear

This club nor just get direction again. I'm just so baffled at what the Arsenal of early 2000 has become of late. With the way that club is being run by Kreonke, there's no time it won't slide into relegation, na just matter if time.
Any Nigerian who is an Arsenal fan has got the heart of a Lion cos their depression level na 'Code Red'

The NDLEA is fast becoming a cloned version of America's DEA, thanks to Burba Marwa. Man just dey burst anything burstable. To buy or sell smoke or brownies now na war cos you nor know who be who

obonujoker:
So he is not thinking of rapture like our nairaland pastor?

You dey mind that one, na hunger still dey worry am. Once he get sense to go open church and he begin dey make small money, guy go change levels. Where you go first know say money don dey dey hin hand na say, the guy go disappear for Nairaland cos of the need to upgrade to Daddy G.O as those ones nor dey parade Nairaland

That woman in charge of Chelsea transfers, Marina Gravnoskia or so should be hired to manage Nigeria's finances, no Kobo go loss. Giroud could have walked for free in June but woman sharply activate the one year contract extension thereby forcefully tying down Giroud after seeing that Milan was crazily interested in the player, hence grabbing $2 million from Milan. What an astute business woman

Candidlady:
Don't wanna get banned again so I'd just say...


Go swim kiddoo enough water is on ground ...

The fact that you were banned before means that you were either rude, incentive or just being a dud on the platform. To school you, go watch or read the news about the damaging effects of flood in those Western countries I mentioned. Germany, Belgium, UK, and even some states in America are experiencing far greater worse flooding issues right now and you want to pretend to be blind and daft that the one here is a major case,you must be high on brownies. Go check up the number of deaths and displaced people in those countries before you ever think of quoting me again. By the way, I am not your mate

Candidlady:
Overated state



They should please convert the whole Lagos to a beach

So we can go there to have a nice time...

The so called Lagos that won't let one hear word

Mugun, Germany, Belgium, USA and some other developed countries are experiencing far worse flooding right now.

And Buhari had the audacity to call hardworking Nigerian youths lazy, what do we call these Southies?
But on a more serious note, late Mandela really wasted 27 years of his life fighting for these fools

This guy's case was all over Twitter few days ago and the way people were assuring the bike manager that the idiot would be caught was so reassuring.
In this era of joblessness, you got a job and just 3 days after, you decided to pull a stunt, he deserved to be hunged

amuwo1980:
Sai baba, am happy this is happening in our life time , I remeber those broom swinging fools in festac , hunger have finished them by now while am chilling in maryland

If only you could call your parents, uncle's and aunties in the village fools for their political deficiencies, thereby forcing you down to Lagos before you can eerk a living, then, you would know that the South West is your heaven on earth. Stupid idiot from the small region claiming relevance.

Brexxit:
Igboho is a tout,a street urchin,a land grabber and a criminal.

His people helped to foist the calamity called buhari on Nigerians.

They should enjoy the change they seek.
They are not getting any oduduwa republic.

If a tout could be more organized and apt in his agitations than a British schooled Nnamdi, then, you all are fools

This is what religion has become in Nigeria. A house of God where people go to display their flamboyant lifestyles, where messages are more based on wealth rather than making heaven.
A place where people are brainwashed into doing anything to make money just for them to return with a bountiful tithe and offering.
A place where pastors drive Porsche cars and live in affluence while many unfortunate members live in penury but still strive to fund their pastors or G.O's lifestyles.
A business empire where around 95% profit is returned or remitted to the headquarters while branches are left to survive with just 5% earnings.
A place where love is preached but there is actually no love practised.
A place where there is cliques among G.O's and segregation among denominations to that extent that some are seen as evil while others believe themselves to be righteous, yet, the bible says 'thou shall not judge'.
A place where conflicting messages are preached and pastors and G.O's do all manner of things and people are afraid to ask questions cos a pastor or G.O cannot be questioned because he is divine or supreme.
................ I rest my case

Afonjashapmouth:
The ministry in charge of Building inspection is such a useless one that have subjected themselves to daily bread hunt instead or genuinely inspecting sites. Go round a see very poor building plans and structure because they have been settled. Lagos is the worst hub. How can a building that is not completed yet be crashing? How long before it killed the residents ? Building Material quality control in Nigeria is another hazard

The news says the collapse happened in Anambra, you totally ignored that but found a way to attack Lagos state, selective reasoning of the highest order

BKayy:
We warned them but they called us names.
This was how Benue started.
Yoruba people should put aside all stupidity, shouting, paper treats and defend their land.
If them pursue una comot from una land, UN and US no go care. They will only release documentary of how "brave Fulani people dominated and took over one black tribes land"

Say what you have to say and stop being foolish. The whole of Nigeria is under siege and you're here forming as if nothing is happening in the East.

petra1:
its a Demon in her .

Typical brainwashed human being

brownemmanuel43:
I gat no godamn word to say rather than this is a case of master and slave.
What goes around comes around, West Coast supported this monster when it was East Coast time.
I remember Operation Python Dance is still fresh in my mind. Kill them all was the watchword from the West Coast.
Military never even start Una dun dey run, what if military start to d kill, that means Benin Republic straight
Never support evil or injustice bcs its favoring u, remember karma is real

No one is asking for your irrelevant pity. You hate and despice other regions and when such is returned back to you, you begin to open your mouth wide like a pig and begin to claim the victim and the oppressed.

Christianity in Nigeria and many parts of Africa came with the colonial masters, who all came to kill, steal, rape and subdued our forefathers. And in order to keep them in check, they imposed their own foreign religion on the locals and also did everything possible to dehumanize their own local religions.
Truth of the matter is, if Africa was the first to develop among the other continents, then, African countries could have colonized the foreign countries and also imposed their own local religions on the whites.
Secondly, there are so many irregularities and conflicting and inhuman events I find in the bible.
1. Thou shall not kill, but the bible reports that God asked Israelites to go kill all the inhabitants of a particular place and take over the place. Many christians still find a way to defend this but, isn't this conflicting?
2. David was a man after God's heart, despite all the crazy things that guy did. Guy even killed a man in order to take his wife, yet, he is highly revered by christians today but when you do that in this modern time, the same people are the first to tell you hell fire is waiting for you.
3. Jacob conned his brother to take the rightful blessings of his brother from the father, yet, they still hold him to high esteem when they refer to him in their preachings. What is the difference between Jacob and a random yahoo boy if I may ask?
4. King Saul was asked to kill all the living things in a particular place, including little children, I mean, who would even ask someone to do that. Even in modern day warfare, there's something called rules of engagement but where was that in the instructon given to Saul?
Many more to talk about but I'm sure you guys have more to add.
NOTE: You're never going to see the Righteousness guy here on this thread cos he has no answer to whatever questions you all have

HRHQueenPhil:
U are the person, he is not matured enof to marry. To have a sweet marriage, u must learn how to forgive. If u can't forgive, den don't bother getting married..
He shld go abroad and join the monastery

After reading your comment, quickly went to check the gender and wasn't surprised a bit. What is there to forgive if the woman in question won't commit to ending the communication with her ex? What guarantee is there that the ex guy didn't bang her during the visit and still won't continue to when she's married? See as she just nail the guy without seeing the lady's fault. The future is female indeed