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At this point , Maybe this Ratcliffe guys are probably Chelsea fans that hate Manchester United so much to the extent of buying the club and making sure we relegate😓🥲

Who ask this simp question…. Gettat of here!!! Ode

Ballzproblem2:
Chelsea is the best at selling academy players no other team comes close.


many clubs are twerking for our academy players,your number 7 is our academy player.

Liverpool and Brighton fans they twerk for Levi colwill and he is just twenty.


if you want to buy the likes of Gallagher,broja ,chalobah etc. they'll won't be sold for less than £30m


Best academy in England

You funny oo
Singapore passport Dey enter USA without visa
Be like you don’t know singarepore
…. USA is a village compare to singarepore🤝

JeffreyJunior:
Take Singapore's passport and near US or UK embassy for visa and shout say you get the world's most powerful passports, I wan check something.

N1,000 in Benin

EnemyofGod2:
Be sincere.

In My place tans Amadi pot harcourt, this food goes up to N800 naira . fish 500, rice 200 why beans 100 naira.

Nairalander's.How much will you pay for this food in your area and where is your area ?

How do you feel now after finding out the truth…. Dullard 😂

Xwizard:
Like do we have to tell these adults it’s just glitches and nothing more.

The girl is innocent

Omo …. You dull gan o😂😂😂

Xwizard:
Leave them people alone, I remain adamant cos the girl was so brave and stood she didn’t do forgery. There could be a glitches in the website. I stopped replying anyone on this, cos they not logical in reasoning. The IT practitioner can detect the glitches not some set of professors set up.

This country self

Omo you dull gan o😂😂😂

ManWater:
I still can't fathom why any sensible girl will fake her JAMB result to have the HIGHEST SCORE. Highest score that will easily attract nationwide publicity & also attract the attention of JAMB to come & easily expose it as fake.
&she still went ahead to protest to Anambra Education Commissioner that Jamb didn't recognise her fake highest score.

It's practically impossible to do all these, without getting caught.
It's like stealing an expensive rough diamond, & later come out to brag that you own the most expensive diamond necklace in the country.

If she was involved in the fake, then she must be very foolish/insensible. &not owning up yet implies a hardened criminal.
Else she may just be an innocent victim of a fraudulent JAMB result scheme or JAMB system glitch.

Bro
I just tire for nairaland people gullibility

yarimo:
Nothing like tech world needs an asset like her, it was an app that you will download and put any figure you want. While the real results is with JAMB . The criminal girl clearly knows what she did

Feel free to comment

perfecta1:
There’s so many misinformed persons on this forum
Here’s what really played out
1. Mmesoma Ejikeme Doctored her result (through illegal means like photoshop or editing app)
2.theres no evidence she printed the results from jamb site and nobody hacked jamb site to doctor the results.
3.her fake result is not valid anywhere because she can’t use it to gain admission; all original jamb results are sent to individual schools picked by the candidate.

For people saying JAMB should have known or something

Jamb can’t know what one Mr. Adekunle or Emeka is typing on a plain sheet of paper in his cyber cafe to give to his customer

There’s so many misinformed persons on this forum
Here’s what really played out
1. Mmesoma Ejikeme Doctored her result (through illegal means like photoshop or editing app)
2.theres no evidence she printed the results from jamb site and nobody hacked jamb site to doctor the results.
3.her fake result is not valid anywhere because she can’t use it to gain admission; all original jamb results are sent to individual schools picked by the candidate.

For people saying JAMB should have known or something

Jamb can’t know what one Mr. Adekunle or Emeka is typing on a plain sheet of paper in his cyber cafe to give to his customer

See ignorance 😂😂
Did anyone mention hacking
She’s just parading a photoshop results
Why are people this gullible
That her photoshopped result can’t be used to gain admission anywhere because jamb has sent the original result to any tertiary institution she applied for

Mayeldah:
Sue the idiots.

If not for anything, for hosting results in a server that can be manipulated by a nerd.

That means anyone could go there change their score to a higher one. You don't need to raise it so high so they won't notice.

So let's even agree that she manipulated her results, so Jamb wouldn't know if she didn't take the highest score?

Photoshop editing

bukatyne:
TBH, I haven't followed the news but curious:

How does someone 'forge' JAMB result? And then 'forge' the highest score?

Hmmmmm.

Photoshop editing , it’s easy

Oksman:
How please?

This bro
You sabi
I thought I was the only one that saw that
98 in use of English is almost impossible especially for a science student 😂

EngrXrix:
Ok if that’s her result then I have doubts about the authenticity because, in my experience, I rarely see any candidate score 98 in English language. Im not saying it’s impossible, I’m just saying it’s hard to score 98 in English language subject in jamb.

Swears ,the results is obviously doctored, I’m sure she knows about it “it’s impossible to get 98 in jamb “use of English “
Check past scores of people that get as high as 370 😂

Biodun556:
The girl should hold her parents very well

She's parading fake result

Her porported SMS is 'outgoing' which means she typed it herself

Then notice the alignment on the fake result is not normal

Attached is the picture of the price the fraudulent website charge to upgrade results

I just tire
I just Dey read the man comments
Vex wan kill me
Be like he doesn’t even know how computer work 😂

NOwazobia:
How do you manage to cope with life with this kind of brain and reasoning.


Life must be hell, and I sincerely blame your brain, not you.

Oga if you don’t know something you will ask,
To change result has nothing to do with jamb , go to any cyber cafe they will edit anything for you on the computer ….that’s what people that are close to her did for her ..
There’s no way anyone can know they got the highest in jamb until jamb announce it. every year after each exam… the top highest 10 candidates every year is announced on newspaper.
So how did she know she got the highest ?
Do know how many thousands of persons get above 300 in jamb …. Millions write jamb every year why be say na only her result get issues

Rest abeg 🙄

igwebuike01:
How did you know? Do you work with INEC?

I hope this little banter has made your year
Cuz You can’t ever be this important again
to talk to someone like me…bye ✌🏽

labake1:
Dump me? See this nincompöóp
Grow up bro and pack one side

Arindin omo …. Na why men dey dump you 💀

labake1:
Oponu

Rest !!!🙄🙄🙄
All of them are happy to be his baby mama …. So what’s your own headache ? As if davido know your papa

labake1:
Sins
Community d**k
This is not life

Just dey play …because them never catch you too 😂

labake1:
Yes o Cheater

You just open mouth waaaaahhhhhgg like
Camel !!!
For your mind now
You don talk sense like that

labake1:
Omo! we never finish Banky W saga, Davido own dey happen.


I never wanted to say anything about it but I feel for Chioma. With the fact that she lost her son, she is losing everywhere. Other baby mamas are not saying anything because they already have a tie with Davido (las las, the 30GB go reach their side). I just hope she gets pregnant and give birth soon so that she will have something. I still support Hakim's ex wife for demanding such amount of money and properties from him because you can't cheat on me and go free. I must be compensated


As a woman, once you accept that men are naturally promiscuous, you will have peace of mind.

My advice for women is that before you get married, have a life. With this, you won't be bothered if your man is acting disgraceful.

Men, what do you want?
Men, is true that you have a community diiçk?

Na wa ooooo 😔😔😔 no single club get interest for any of our players na so we worst ?😂😂😂😂

TrebleChamp:
The Clear out has begun, but only if United can find willing buyers. Saudi Arabia sef no even come near any of our players...

Hmmm
Hello sir I enjoyed this little piece of history ,

JuanDeDios:
This is unfortunate, if true. But Ubiaja has been very unlucky with this king matter since the death of Elabor I in 1921. You could even say their wahala started before then with the conflict between Prince Ugbesea and Chief Obinyan. The only time of relative stability was the time of Abumere (Eghoje II), but even he was seen as weak and ineffectual. I heard Prince Iredia was summoned by the kingmakers (elders of egbele nenen) to assume the throne because they thought the regent was misruling. But I guess this is the disadvantage of primogeniture.

Live streaming link anyone ?

OdizeeOne:
I was banned trying to provide link o. once bitten twice shy

really ?? Why ?

Streaming link. Any one ?

Mrviktor:
rashford is 1.8 m

shaw is 1.85 m

guy na
How can you say this
Even a blind man knows Rashford is taller … check for evidence on google

Expert17:
We have signed 5+ players in a single transfer window so many times, I don't know why you think we can't do the same next summer.

That was how some people mentioned Cavani, Martial and Greenwood as CF options when we had the chance to sign Haaland.

“in the past” you said I don’t see that happening anytime soon again
Maybe you don’t know how much United has spent within the last 10yrs to buy players without nothing to show for it.
It’s better we get focus more on getting a quality finisher and then others can come in.
Good CF is what we urgently need now

david22uu:
Now the solution is simple

You can use Taxes and study in Nigeria , then go Abroad .

People who go to federal school should be made to stay at least 5 years after graduation before their certificate is released

They contribute their quota before you japa simple

This will pay for the taxes you used from the federal purse.

The cost to study medicine abroad is in your pocket and not subsidised by the govt.

You will just open mouth waaahhhh

Johnn74:

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NORTHERN CYPRUS is better than NORTHERN NIGERIA Lols!.Nigerians in Northern Cyprus don catch the sub reply am wotowoto

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Seriously tho, Northern Cyprus is not advisable. Naija Federal government has Been issuing this public warning & announcement since 2013 or earlier if my memory serves me well . They don't even have any regards for Nigerian government. The case of Gabriel Soriwei first year electrical electronics Engineering student still rings fresh . Dude had accident by supposedly drunk driver there & died. Stupid severely racist Northern Cyprus govt arrested driver secretly released after Three 3days & no matter how Nigerian ambassador to Cyprus & even federal government of Nigeria tried to intervene, they refused to reveal name of citizen who jam him to the Nigerian government or Nigerian embassy in Cyprus or victims family sef so they could at least seek justice / legal redress n compensation from the driver who killed Gabriel Soriwei. Watched the sad news on TV then. Omo can They dare try such rubbish with USA president if it were USA citizen who got hit in Northern Cyprus? Not like it's even unknown hit & run case oh. They hid the (arrested & secretly released )citizen's names & identity & every details of the guilty drunk driver responsible from the Naija government .
Yeye corrupt Northern Cyprus government like that

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Worse still, university with Northern Cyprus government approval flew his corpse from Northern Cyprus to Nigeria without his laptop, mobile phone or any single belongings of his or Biro or shirt or anything & they took everything. Yeye government like that!. They don't even have regards for the Nigerian Government No matter how much they tried to wade in. Up till date no resolution.

Leave Turkey Cyprus alone . It’s not even internationally recognized anywhere on earth except by only Turkey alone.Better face Greek Cyprus aka Southern Cyprus if you know what’s good for ya.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/09/were-safer-in-northern-cyprus-than-in-northern-nigeria-nigerian-students-reply-fg/

https://leadership.ng/nidcom-names-13-nigerians-killed-in-northern-cyprus/

how this ppl different from ebutte metta

Dikegodspower:
No matter how you look at it. Northern Cyprus won't be a hell compare to what we are going thru in this contraption

be like garri wey you Dey see for Nigerian neva do you … there you fit no see water drink
Think twice bruh