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Bullshit…

A deluded man probably suffering from kwashiorkor or something.

You think this piece of sh!t you wrote will get you a free pucci.

No virgin no deal!!!

Those two up there can rant their frustrations, we don’t gaf!!!

Guys getting married to this generation of women will likely marry a retired olosho. Know this and know peace ✌️

Fmartin:
Bro, if pikin say him mama no go sleep, him too no go sleep.
I go show her shege if she mess up.
We have spiritual ways to do that

You never even marry her yet u don Dey practice WWE. Make I be una referee abeg

Marriage wey suppose be enjoyment, e reach una turn una wan turn am to wrestling

CANDYDADDY:
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It not a must to go to university, if you finding it hard u better drop out


no one owe u shit

Yeah no one owes him shit but we all need each other to survive. Your choice of word is so inhumane.

Fmartin:
I have registered a new sim, but It's still with me, I have not given her.

You can force an elephant to the river but can’t force it to drink water.

You wan marry single mom? Lols marriage never even start you don Dey see shege. I pity your mental health.

phemmyfour:
Yet another silly excuse
You don't have church members, ex colleagues, your relatives (distant or otherwise), online friends etc.

Do you think every Nigerian that travels abroad got someone there? Nothing happens unless you move away from your comfort zone.

The fact that you are getting offers in Lagos is a sign to tell you that your relocation is long overdue.

Few friends I had disappointed me, some gave me excuses that they’re married. Few online friends gave me hope and later turned me down.

Bro do you think I don’t have the mind to move even without having anyone? Do you think I’m happy with the way things are?

Do you live in Lagos?

phemmyfour:
You better move. If your forefathers moved to Lagos decades ago from their villages when naija was good, i don't know the excuse you have now.

You're at a disadvantage if you're not in Lagos

But I got no one there, do you expect me to live under the bridge?

You know how much it takes to rent an apartment as a fresher in Lagos. Bro if you were in my shoes, what would you have done?

Oktane:
This role will be filled this weekend..

Hello Oktane…

I’m 29

My qualification is HND) Mass communication) but I’m smart and a fast learner in any related field.

I’m from Akwa ibom but opened for relocation to any part of the country. 0706five23five910 ( WhatsApp)

OboOlora:
Life isn’t screWed bro, always be positive and look at the side of life
Lagos is the hub so you can put Lagos as your location (just to woo recruiters) and be willing/ready to relocate once the opportunity comes.

I know a cousin that got a job from Oshogbo with Bovas and when employed, he told them he would prefer Oshogbo as his location. He was then made a station chief there!

My location is Lagos, but during interviews, how do I meet up from Akwa Ibom state? With no relative, friend nor accommodation? Reason am bro. Thanks for your input tho

iPrincess:
he earns way more than me. Like x10.

I give him gifts not money. Like the last time, I noticed his toothbrush was already rough and when visiting I brought one.

Not much but I think he appreciated it. Him no too sabi show emotion sha

You gift him toothbrush?

Now I know you’re catching cruzzz with this thread.

iPrincess:
everybody once upon a time registered " today"

How much do you give to him in return for upkeep? Or you think men don’t need to look good for their women too?

flexxyworld:
Everybody has sweet and reasonable excuses but achievers just find a way around those excuses. Regardless. when you are trully willing and ready, you will find a way. coming for an interview doesn't mean relocating. you can beg for virtuals, HR are humans. There are churches, there are cheap motels, UNtil you get rid of your expectancy on people, you will just keep getting disappointed. Take responsibility man, Nobody owes you anything. Trust God and Trust your timing. everything will just fall in place. Thanks for understanding too. my best wishes bro

Thanks man, I appreciate

And she just registered today o

flexxyworld:
Then move, life is all about sacrifices. you wanna eat your cake and have it, move out of your comfort zone, you can later asked to be transfered to your base if your lucky to find a coy that spread across town. You are even getting interview invites, you aint attending none and here screaming life is screwed. If you want a different result, you need to do things dofferently. all the best mate

Bro Nigeria is a mess already, talking about security tho, you don’t expect me to relocate down to Lagos when I got no one nor accommodation. Do you expect me to sleep under the bridge?

A couple of friends I had then in Lagos disappointed me. I know life is all about risk but it should be a calculated risk. No one is just willing to help, trust issues here and there. If you be OG you’ll definitely relate. Thanks for the advise tho

OboOlora:
Yes Op!
But LinkedIn is more reliable.

Recruiters scout LinkedIn for who to recruit like yahoo boiz scout babalawo shrines for where to do strong oshole.

Update your LinkedIn page and make it ‘rich’ and watch recruiters bombard your page with offers.

Goodluck!

That LinkedIn is mostly for people residing around Lagos. We wey Dey different state nkor?

All the interview invites I got was Lagos Lagos Lagos, no single one from my state or nearby and I couldn’t meet up due to accommodation.Life is just scr*wed.

Prettygirl200:
Go and look for ass and boob's and stop disturbing me, my face won't attract womanizers to me sir. And since u already know I don't have ass and boob's why are u still in my mention? Pls get lost and Never u appear in my mention. I have told u before, I detest your type, u are an abuser of women. Stop bugging me sir too much obsession is not good.

Prettygirl200:
like I said my face is prettier and brighter than your future and all your female family members combined, isn't that a wonderful thing? ;

Like I said earlier, any girl with flat chest and ass is like a brother to me. No be fine face niggas wan knack

Breast is life indeed man!!!

Imagine if the wife was Prettygirl200 with her flat chest and ass, niggaman will get nothing.

Craze women don Dey full this forum.

Truvelisback:
Since u already have potbelly, are u rich?

He’s rich in the Lord

Sweetplum:
If I m to take you out, I ll cater for the bill, 100%.
Since you are taking me out, I m your guest. So, the bill is on you, 100%.
We fit sign agreement and police report sef cos you fit japa leave me for restaurant.
I no dey embarrass myself.
You gree?

Wahala girl

Goalllllllllll man city

Chelsea will chop sh!t today

You’re earning 400k yet she still ain’t satisfied, bro you’ve been dating an orphan.