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Crime / Re: Zainab Duke-Abiola Who Assaulted Police Orderly Remanded In Prison, Denied Bail by PhantomThief(m): 5:11pm On Sep 23, 2022
WAIT WAIT

A woman beat a police woman who is trained enter hospital ward. Wow
This country is a big joke. Sh*me on the entire police force
Crime / Re: Zainab Duke-Abiola Who Assaulted Police Orderly Remanded In Prison, Denied Bail by PhantomThief(m): 5:08pm On Sep 23, 2022
WAIT WAIT

A woman beat a police woman who is trained enter hospital ward. Wow
This country is a big joke. Shame on the entire police force
Politics / Re: Tinubu Bsc, Atiku Msc, Obi Bsc, Qualifications Of 2023 Presidential Candidates by PhantomThief(m): 9:04am On Sep 21, 2022
manato:
They're all academically qualified. Now, it's a question of character and competence.
Someone that has O'level(GCE) should have nothing to do with the post of the Vice president of Nigeria.
Romance / Re: First 10 Persons Gets Free 2 Thousand Naira by PhantomThief(m): 2:31am On Sep 19, 2022
Lol
Palmpay?

Are you the one sending the money?

Are you just looking for people to register through your referral link?

I saw nobody asked because no Nigeria bank will give out such amount easily

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Romance / Re: He Bought Me An Iphone Now He Wants It Back!!! by PhantomThief(m): 2:27am On Sep 19, 2022
slan87:
Did the seller delivered the phone to you with the receipt attached, if yes don't bother to return the phone cause the man is immature.

But if NO, kindly return it to him n hope on God for a better phone.
Don't ever think of having sex with him in order to secure the phone
Or or she can just return the phone and let peace reign. Although she's at fault for fuckin with a 52 years old man but You won't be there when the man might decide to deal with her

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Romance / Re: He Bought Me An Iphone Now He Wants It Back!!! by PhantomThief(m): 2:24am On Sep 19, 2022
xenten:
Well, I had an experience with a stupid girl. I asked her out. She was thinking about it. As she was thinking, I was spending money on her. She eventually agreed to date me. I bought her a new phone. Then all of a sudden she clammed up. No kissing. No touching. I have not even had any form of intimacy with her. No hangout anymore. Later she told me she is not interested again. I did not bother to collect the money I spent. I just asked her for my phone back. I collected the phone and dashed someone else who I had no interest in.

Some girls are silly. if you wan collect, you must be ready to give. Abeg go return the phone back, onyeoshi!

Even Dangote as rich and philanthropic as He is, he will not give without expectation.

Although you felled off by spending on a girl that has not agreed to date you. Love found in season of desperation will only reek of mediocrity.

Never use money to buy love.
THE GIRL IN QUESTION SEES YOU AS A SIMP AND FOOL

Glad you learnt the hard way. Another girl no go fit try am with you again.

You're a King
Romance / Re: He Bought Me An Iphone Now He Wants It Back!!! by PhantomThief(m): 2:21am On Sep 19, 2022
If we talk, they'll say we are calling girls hoes.

What the Bleep on earth is a 21years old girl that should probably be in 200L or 300L doing with a 52 year old man that is old enough to father her.

Well, Just return the phone to the rightful owner and stop trying to play victim card. At least he is not requesting for all the other money he has spent.
Romance / Re: I Am Almost Suicidal I Need Your Help. by PhantomThief(m): 2:13am On Sep 19, 2022
Live before you die
Suicide is painful
Suicide is a sin
Suicide is never an option


Don't live a wasted live without impact. You can open LinkedIn and start job hunting while trying other means simultaneously, from their God might pave a way for you.

You can as well change your environment if you can.
Meet new people
Make new friends
Don't be an introvert
Don't ever look down on yourself


You're a king, Don't forget that. A little bad chapter of your life doesn't mean it's the end for you

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Romance / Re: Is This Enough Reason To End This Relationship? I'm Tired Of Talking. by PhantomThief(m): 2:07am On Sep 19, 2022
This is not even enough reason at all to end a relationship. If you want her to dress in a certain way you want then you have to sit her down and have a civil conversation with her.

If you can afford to buy her the kind of clothes you want her to be putting then it's okay. But the only thing I'll say is that "Anytime your instinct tells you she's cheating" . You should be mentally out of the relationship.

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Romance / Re: Is She Fvcking Another Dick Right Now??? by PhantomThief(m): 2:00am On Sep 19, 2022
Matix222:


She is cheating on me I caught her she couldn’t deny she told me she went to farm I was like who and you went to farm she couldn’t reply when I asked her sister her sister told me she just went out but didn’t go to farm all her lies where faulted she is clearly cheating on me
Then why are you still investing your time and energy into the relationship bro when you are supposed to have checked out of the relationship mentally then use and dump her.
Don't spend a dime on her again starting from this moment, Just dey give her scope.

Trust your instincts
Romance / Re: My Girfriend Said I Can Flirt With Other Girls, Is That Okay? by PhantomThief(m): 11:41pm On Sep 18, 2022
fati2001:
Why not? when ur life is useless.

Your name is victor divine barde from Taraba.
The only child of your mother.
You came in to this World as a stillbirth or dead beat baby.
A sickle like you
Fugly like a bowheadwhale
or Blobfish.
4. You have been poisoned by step mom
5. You have a step mother
6. Was rejected by your father and his family
7. You troll with TECNO Java phone lacking memory card.
8 Your mother is shedding pepper under the sun.
9. Your mom has been harassed by someone.
10. Was knocked out with 3 blows on his way to buy 20 N sugar.
11. You said your abuser must file 20k while your uncle sent you 200k that every week.
12. Nature did gave you mosquito voice as a man..
13 The goat's fone number 07087697805
14 The goat's account number 2105436124 UBA



Your head is too heavy and bigger for the neck go for surgery.

Did you have a personal feud with the OP because wtf is this grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Is She Fvcking Another Dick Right Now??? by PhantomThief(m): 11:38pm On Sep 18, 2022
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU KING

If this thing that I just read is true, show the girl the fuckin door. She don't rate you bro.

Once you start getting unreciprocated energy, love or attention. That's the first sign for you to check out of that relationship.

NOTE THIS: TOMORROW MORNING, SHE'LL COME WITH EXCUSE ON WHY SHE COULDN'T CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY WITH YOU WITH PITY FACE OR TONE

DON'T BELIEVE HER, good thing it's weekend and she won't have to lie about working

TRUST YOUR INSTINCT

NOTE:This account is dedicated to saving men that simps
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Saved My Contact With 'Bestie'. Should I Bother? by PhantomThief(m): 11:31pm On Sep 18, 2022
okoroemeka:
it does not matter what she saved my name with so long she services me very well and knows her job,I even save their names on my phone like pussy oil and gas,trouble,beggar,chioma farms,ify investments,nagger,fool, nympho transports,indomie,donkey,turkey,etc,one day my wife picked up my ringing phone and brought it to me,hmm ,she said today donkey maybe tomorrow it maybe camel

FINISHED MAN grin
I wonder what your reaction would be if your serious girlfriend saved your name as FOOL and one day her phone rang beside you showing BABY and the number was not yours grin
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Saved My Contact With 'Bestie'. Should I Bother? by PhantomThief(m): 11:29pm On Sep 18, 2022
folks4luv:
Instead of you to raise the issue with her immediately she sent the screenshot, you brought the matter here for people that doesn't know you, her or the dynamics of your relationship.
If this is not immature, I don't know what is.

Truth is, what he did was not immaturity. As long as nobody knows his identity or that of the girl. There is absolutely nothing wrong in seeking public opinion.

Good thing he might stop being a simp soon after seeing different people's opinions

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Saved My Contact With 'Bestie'. Should I Bother? by PhantomThief(m): 11:23pm On Sep 18, 2022
The only advice I can give you right now is that "FOCUS ON YOURSELF KING AND NEVER INVEST TOO MUCH OF YOUR TIME,MONEY OR ENERGY IN THAT RELATIONSHIP

You have obviously been a sidechick all this while and been dating yourself, don't let any female gender try to twist the meaning of bestie for you

Most importantly, never take relationship advice from a woman whether here on nairaland or anywhere

Note:This account is dedicated to saving men that simps
Religion / Re: Belgrade Police, Christians Clash At LGBT Parade After A Mockery Made Of Jesus by PhantomThief(m): 8:31pm On Sep 18, 2022
Jashub:
The LGBTQ community dare not try this with Islam and they know it . But because Christianity is soft , they happily do all sorts of things including dressing up like Jesus as we see in the above picture
What if those LGBTQ communities are all Christians and no single Muslim amongst them grin
Crime / Re: Naked Men Undergo Torturous Pain From A Native Doctor To Get Rich (pictures) by PhantomThief(m): 8:25pm On Sep 18, 2022
Imagine that the money finally comes and they went to start lavishing it in clubs and on top of leeches that doesn't add value to their lives instead of buying landed properties and investing angry
Politics / Re: NANS To Shut Down All Airports Until ASUU Strike Is Over by PhantomThief(m): 7:43am On Sep 18, 2022
Who are the dullards calling themselves NANS??
Why cause unnecessary hardship for people while trying to elevate one. This is the most insensitive decision and I hope the government do something about this before they execute their useless plan
Crime / Re: Video Where Lady Killed By Chinese Lover Predicted Her Death Goes Viral by PhantomThief(m): 7:38am On Sep 18, 2022
I have watched the video over and over and all I could see was deep fake technology at work.
Crime / Re: Chinese Man Stabs A Girl To Death In Kano (Photos) by PhantomThief(m): 10:31am On Sep 17, 2022
cherishmichael:
One side story, this can not just be the whole story, though he is wrong, but when something happens like this we should learn to know and relate from both sides. At the end , the diseased might be wrong and even be the cause.
The government might as well send you to go hear the dead girl side of the story.... Some people will just open mouth WAAHHHH !!!! and talk nonsense with confidence.
Travel / Re: Widow, Son Cry, Beg As They Win Bid To Buy Back Their Car For 450,000 by PhantomThief(m): 9:47am On Sep 16, 2022
Selling cars of traffic offenders is condemnable. Why can't they make a fine for various types of traffic offense.
This is wickedness,I hope y'all won't go voting for Tinubu in the next election. This or worse is what is going to happen for the next four years if he win the coming presidential election. Be Obidient
Romance / Re: Lady Cries Out As She Remains Single 10 Years After Cancelling Her Wedding Becau by PhantomThief(m): 3:46pm On Sep 15, 2022
Wow Good for her
All leeches deserves this grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Queen Elizabeth II: World Leaders Pay Tribute To Uk's Longest-serving Monarch by PhantomThief(m): 10:05am On Sep 09, 2022
Rozross:
She lived the kind of life I want and wish to live . God knows I can never marry a broke man in this life sha. May God grant my heart desires amen
No man will marry a broke woman either and that's on period

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Fashion / Re: Yuan Herong, A Female Chinese Doctor And Bodybuilder (Photos) by PhantomThief(m): 7:04pm On Aug 30, 2022
Lagusta:
no one noticed that AAAASSSSS shocked shocked
Finished man
Culture / Re: World's Loneliest Man Dies After Avoiding Contact From Humans For 30 Years(pix) by PhantomThief(m): 7:01pm On Aug 30, 2022
Herdsmen are menace to the world. Wether you call them Cattle rancher or whatever
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Nigerian Made Gunships and MRAPs by PhantomThief(m): 9:38am On Aug 28, 2022
nony43:
In the whole of the Nigerian military, Nigerian Army and Airforce are the most useless. Nigerian Navy is doing a great job, we hardly hear of pirate attacks, if the Army and Airforce are working like the navy we won’t be hearing of herdsmen and bandits wiping out villages.

That name Ezeagwu is funny lol. Like king of madness
angry grin

Buying Gun is more cheaper than buying Ships for pirate attack... The criminals go for the ones that they know is cheaper.

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy's Ex, Stefflon Don Rips Her Pants While Twerking At An Event (Video) by PhantomThief(m): 3:19pm On Aug 26, 2022
My body My choice grin
Keep showing us your nudity. Go queen
You're making the world a better place NOTE:This account is dedicated to saving men that simps
Crime / Re: Why I Killed My Step Mum – 25-year-old Suspect { Photo } by PhantomThief(m): 3:16pm On Aug 26, 2022
The rage of a wicked woman has sent her to an early grave and also about to get young man barge life imprisonment.
If his story was true, I wish him luck in getting out of this situation and if it is the other way round then he should be ready to face the full wrath of the law.

NOTE:This account is dedicated to saving men that simps

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