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Romance / Re: How To Know You Are Dating Yourself by PhantomThief(m): 9:47am On Aug 25, 2022
pansophist:
You carry the burden of everything alone. So it is only you that call, ask when next can you meet, spend, and if you don't perform, things would just remain stagnant. No effort whatsoever coming from the other side. Or they only act when they need something. Then you should know you are in a relationship with yourself.
Well said King.
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Romance / Re: What's Your Ideal Partner by PhantomThief(m): 9:39am On Aug 23, 2022
Marrying a woman of high value.
A woman who has self respect, a working class,A responsible woman, someone who's not afraid to take responsibility as a wife and mother. Most importantly someone who we'll both love each other with all our flaws.

That is my ideal partner
I'm never settling for less as a king.

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Romance / Re: She Is Into Runs Should I Still Marry Her? by PhantomThief(m): 9:33am On Aug 23, 2022
Only a man that doesn't know his self worth will marry a prostitute. The first thing you should consider as a king is your peace and self worth. You can go for a woman of high value but you decided to settle for less. You're a finished man.


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Romance / Re: What To Do Or Take To Last Longer In Bed by PhantomThief(m): 9:26am On Aug 23, 2022
Finished man trying to impress girl on bed by using drug. While not try eating healthy and going to the gym.Do kegels and work on your self development.

Using drug as a man is a sign that you feel less as a man and drugs like Viagra affect you negatively as a man,Not until you start having constant backpains before you know this drugs are leading you to your destruction

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Romance / Re: Shameless SIMPS! by PhantomThief(m): 2:04pm On Aug 17, 2022
LOL
Romance / Re: Some Girls Are So Wicked by PhantomThief(m): 2:03pm On Aug 17, 2022
Lol grin grin grin grin grin
I don't know what to tell you but once you notice any red flag in any of your relationship next time.You should be mentally out of that relationship,Don't try to use that opportunity to Simp for a useless girl.
She wouldn't have used that scope for you if she didn't see you as a simp, moreso you just gave her money without a pregnancy test( tp) or something.

Know your self worth

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Crime / Re: Rivers Man Hacks Wife With Cutlass Over Girlfriend by PhantomThief(m): 1:51pm On Aug 17, 2022
Kings this is an example of a worthless and finished man.
A real king should not let his emotions control him.A real king should always have control of himself no matter what happens in front of a woman.
Lastly a real king should engage anybody in a fight because of a woman not to talk the worst and shameful part which is fighting your own wife because of your sidechick
Romance / Re: How To Know You're A Finished Man by PhantomThief(m): 1:50pm On Aug 15, 2022
POV:You asked her out, she declines because she thinks you’re not “that guy”

She goes to date other men, they used her & dumped her.

She comes back to your dm. “You’ve forgotten me Abi?”

She wants you now.

Kings, never take a pump & dump product back. Have some self respect.
Romance / Re: How To Know You're A Finished Man by PhantomThief(m): 7:02am On Aug 15, 2022
greentext:
> heads up for men
> you should either be fvcking her (non-religious men) or marrying then fuckinh her (religious men)
> If you're neither marrying nor fucking, and yet you keep giving and giving, stuck in between both worlds.. then you don carry yourself handicap be that

YOU'RE A KING, This is a real yarn
Romance / Re: How To Know You're A Finished Man by PhantomThief(m): 2:21pm On Aug 14, 2022
I dedicate my first post to lalasticala and all men that simps
Romance / How To Know You're A Finished Man by PhantomThief(m): 2:20pm On Aug 14, 2022
POV: She's not online, so you're talking to someone else, but you keep checking her profile to see if she's back online because honestly, there's no place you'd rather be,no one you'd rather talk to, except her...
That's how you know you're a finished man

POV: You texted her the first time, it ticked one because she was not online, You went back to the chat later.Her read receipts was off but you can see two grey tick(delivered) and she's online. You texted back the second time and third time without no reply,When she finally did,You replied immediately because you're dying to talk to her. That's how you know you're finished It's obvious she doesn't rate you, You should give back the same energy and let her message stay for days before replying.But for your mind it doesn't mean anything, Keep simping grin I'm rooting for you

POV: If her text becomes suddenly dry towards you. Yes, you're getting fast replies but they're things like " Okay, K, Good, Fine,Lol,Smiles,Hmmm" . She has noticed a simp but your simp cum boy attitude won't let you stop texting her. You're a finished man

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Romance / Re: I am Considering Breaking Up With My Girlfriend Because Of This by PhantomThief(m): 2:14pm On Aug 14, 2022
So sorry for that king. However such thing can happen to anybody but don't let that affect your relationship with her as long as you're not getting unreciprocated energy be it love, attention and care from her. That means she's using you and give zero bleeps about your downfall.
Romance / Re: MEN!! Never Believe The TEARS Of Any Woman Even If She Wants To Die!! (Photos) by PhantomThief(m): 2:11pm On Aug 14, 2022
As a man, believe woman at your own peril. They know the best way to manipulate a man's mind, However that doesn't mean you shouldn't do what is right if she is your woman but never inconvenience yourself to satisfy a woman's need. That's a sign of you being a simp and at the end she'll dump your sorry ass when she's done using you.
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Romance / Re: A Girl I Trained Is Getting Married by PhantomThief(m): 12:22am On Aug 14, 2022
I'm pretty sure she'd have been showing you all the red flags all this while but you didn't notice. Well I'm glad you learned the hard way.

No matter how much you love a girl,never simp for her.
Being a simp is not all about spending money on her, but once you start getting unreciprocated energy; be it love,care or attention. Show her the fucking door.

Know your self worth
NOTE:. This account is dedicated to saving men that simp

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Family / Re: I Discovered That My Wife Has Been Cheating On Me: What Should I Do? by PhantomThief(m): 12:04am On Aug 14, 2022
There a lot of ways to make money, but she thinks being cheating in a marriage with 4 kids is the best way. This woman has never loved you. She'll dump your sorry ass when she's done using you because of your simp cum boy attitude.

Keep simping ; I'm rooting for you.
One day you'll learn how not to be a simp
Family / Re: I Just Need A Family by PhantomThief(m): 11:56pm On Aug 13, 2022
udede:
in the christian religious denomination i belong, polygamy (polygny) is normal and we know how to practice it peacefuly, she can't harm anyone because everyone has their own spaces.


As for divorce, she simply refused to go (actually I'm a husband material with good looks , without being a simp,) in our church you can't divorce any woman without an evidence of adultry or witchcraft. More over she is very harmless and likable, i even have her permission to marry a second wife

Y'all stupidly encouraging simping in the name of religion. He should dump her ass and go for a high value woman.
As a man,know your self worth and don't be a simp
Romance / Re: Oyinbo Lady Visits Her Boyfriend In The Trenches In Nigeria (Photos) by PhantomThief(m): 11:53pm On Aug 13, 2022
Happy for you king, but don't say because she's white and allow her to disrespect you,hit you and even cheat on you.

Anytime you see a red flag, discuss it with her. If there is no changes after some time show her the fucking door.
Don't be a simp

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Celebrities / Re: I Was Raped By My Uncle At 15, Toyin Lawani Reveals by PhantomThief(m): 9:05pm On Aug 13, 2022
Some men will never know their self worth,
. As a king, raping should be one thing you frown at.So sad men with low self esteem let their dick control them instead of their brain.
Know your self worth king.
Family / Re: Could My Wife Be Cheating With My Friend? by PhantomThief(m): 8:54pm On Aug 13, 2022
When she does you wrong, thank God she did what she did, learn from it & move on.You’re a king. Don’t be a simp and never settle for less. Play along and catch the two of them red handed then Go for a woman who know her self worth and show the useless ones the f*ckin door , She can’t be in a marriage with you and be frolicking with your friend, You will end up fathering a bastard one day.

Don’t hate her. Live your best life king.

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Family / Re: I Just Need A Family by PhantomThief(m): 8:49pm On Aug 13, 2022
Women will always test you to see if you know your worth or if you’re a weak a$$ man.

In dating, we call is the SHIT TEST.

Learn the Game and Stop Simping

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Religion / Re: Imam Bashir Takes His New Car To Anglican Priest For Blessings In Kwara by PhantomThief(m): 12:08pm On Jul 31, 2022
Patiently waiting for the IPOB miscreant to start ranting about Yoruba Muslims and Yoruba Christians

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