₦airaland Forum

Built2last:
people with vision don't win politics in Nigeria. unfortunately.

Good luck to him.

Aswear down

The most corrupt commission in Africa. Fantastically corrupt. I don't wish anybody to experience efcc.

Hustle all the way.

ford101:
I was strictly on software.and one can never go wrong with phone flashing.cos the phone must be off or hanging on the start up logo.so its as good as dead.also.even if u have a bad or wrong flash file.u can still download the right file or copy from someone.i never ran into any problem till I decided to stop.infact I started going to Lagos to buy fairly used phone.my brother also told me pls don't travel to lagos.i went without telling him.he was my first phone customer.

At least you have someone who stands for you.
But for a person who ain't got nobody and no experience or whatsoever, you've got "[i]to test d microphone" [/i]somehow. A lot of people don't know the task involved in ur kind of skills or phone repairs. As such, all they believed is, you have to do it. Such scénario subject you guys to some form of mental pressures. That's my standpoint. And that's why I'm suggesting that he earns some experience.

ford101:
so if he is ur brother and he is in Abuja,you ll advice him to work for someone as a phone and laptop tech.where he can fall into GSM village or Banex or even go to heart Plaza in mararaba or nyanya market and get a space and make his own money after he might have registered with the union.some people ehhhh slave mentality is so much in u people.

Yes. Absolutely!. If u don't build a base, it'll be hard for you to stand strong. You see all these artesans that never learn the art of proper apprenticeship, they goofed a lot. Some of them don't know how to handle challenges. Repairing a phone & laptop and staying in that business of repair requires some experience. I know what I'm saying. I know a lot of folks who ran away due to ill-experience and challenges that confronted them. My nephew had a shop at no.4b otigba street computer village ikeja. He had plenty boiz and I do visit him when I was in school. I know how this business of repair works.

Go and work first BUT with a target of lets say 3 months to quit in mind. By then you would have gather some experience. Don't let any experience to pass u by;such as how to charge a customer, how to retain a customer, which other businesses you can combine with d phone repair, how to widen ur scope and stuff.
If you're in Abuja sef, I for like patronise you cus my laptop is faulty. Anyhow sha, grab d job first.

I like this boy shaa. So fearless. A lot of folks are yelling their inclinations but he has make a mark. Even if he dies today, I'm aware of him. Controversy is a modern way route and bridge to identity

Twitter is trying to come back for a reason. They have an unfinished business.

This is funny. Nigeria to mint their money for them......I can't stop laughing.
It's just like the way the Philippines thought that Goliath was their hero, until he was humiliated, that's what will happen to gambia.

foeedaba:
They do this by minimizing their current browser, then create and operate a new account with another browser they open. Each browser will have a different account logged in.

Oya na. I'll try ur pattern. Esé gàn

I'll whatsapp you

foeedaba:
You need an email address that you've never used to register on Nairaland. Logout or clear cookies, click join nairaland and follow the steps to register a new account.

But there are people with two or three monikers here. If I log out now I can't even remember my password again.

ObaKlaz:
No nation is without challenges. Nigerians are always eager to point back home with the left index finger, especially in the full glare of the international community.

Comments on Nairaland alone are enough to repel foreign investors! Nigeria is down already, as it is, but negative portrayals of the country such as this one, on international platforms do the already battered image of the country no favours.

Ghana ain't sh!t, but Ghanaians won't stop hyping and giving their country good PR.

The average Nigerian needs to be taught a thing or two about patriotism, while we try to fix our self-inflicted problems.

You mean, in the face of ugly situation we should paint ourselves beautiful abi? How do you expect us to live in denial? How do you expect all of us to act in pretense? Haba! There's no point.

foeedaba:
So I guess when he gets older and starts having grey hair, he will change his name to old bleu or baba bleu.

Pls what step do I follow to create a new moniker?

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How do I create a new moniker? Thanks

Zane2point4:
Guy na lie, all wetin u wrote there na lie.

If u lash person daughter wella she go fall asleep after she don squirt allnher life juice finish which strength you give am to carry play again?

E get person wey i lash one day she pull out immediately Come use hand touch her VG water fountain come full everywhere, it was a glorious sight to behold...

After that session, she dose off immediately, na me go carry my 6×6 bed go sun am for outside, funny enough squirt no deh smell

Yyyeeeeaaaaahhhhh...day's na true. Squirt no d smell. Why is that sef?

BabaOneChance:


I bet that abokey would bury his dotted forehead inside his cow's ass and cry after this reply.

Coldshisha:
Hmmmn this Emperiors parading themselves as Governors might abuse some more power

Local Government autonomy, Legislative autonomy, Judiary autonomy they all said no, police special fund they said no, sharing excess crude oil fund they said yes, paying back central bank. Loans they said no

This Governors are not to be trusted

If central govt is decentralised, a lot of people will relocate to their states; and the power of d electorates will be stronger. The pressure for govs to perform will go sky high. No sane gov will misbehave because they have no where to run to.

Look at the states with higher concentration of their indigenes at home state, they work, and have to work. E.g kano, Kaduna, River, Akwa ibom.
Governors that refuse to perform cannot use d federal might to rig election in his/her favour any more. You cannot hide from the electorates. Even Assembly and Rep members cannot save you. That's what advanced the Democratic echelon of the developed countries. I'm a pro-decentralisation.

I remembered when I was doing my I.T with Ikeja Electricity in Oba Akran avenue in ikeja in 2013. On this fateful day, I went to d toilet and relieved myself because I was pressed, having eaten a bread and baked beans (akara) d previous nite. The poo was a single, strong, straight poo. I flushed it couple of times and it refused to flush. Worst, there was no brush. Just as I was wondering what to do next, bam! there was a knock on the door. And I had to leave....
Anyways, the newcomer left immediately on sighting d log of shit. Every other users that entered the toilet would scream, and curse and leave.
Funny enough, we have already gone out to our other substations.
The next day, they fire me a query. You need to see the title of d query

Coldshisha:



Giving this useless Governors more power might spell doom for Nigerians

We should go back to regionalism or empower Local Government authority and councils

Imagine giving Hell Rufai his own police carrying AK 47, Kaduna Christians and non Fulanis would regret it


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You sounds like someone who don't have an ambition of a governor or president.

Giving govs more power will not spell doom. It will rather make them to be more accountable.

PrinceOfLagos:
We need someone like Donald Duke as president

Young and energetic.

DD is a good thief

Death to bandits. Using cattles as a cover will no longer favour their decoys.
Allah seriki !

Diamondbreed:
Thing we do for money.

God blessed the rich

CR777:
Just take a look at what the imbecilic anuofias piloting this great nation is counting as achievement..
It's unfortunate that Out of 200+ million people in this blessed country, the least intelligent and animalistic thinking fools are the ones with power.

I don't know why some of call nigeria a great nation. Great in which aspect if I may ask?

nairavsdollars:
They wanted to see Jubril Al Sudani.
I'm just imagining the kind beating IPOB will give Garba Shehu if travels abroad

Especially me... although I'm not an ipob

NIGERIA'S 36 STATES & FCT RANKED IN ORDER OF LAND SURFACE AREA (KM²)

1. Niger State 76,363KM²
2. Borno State 70,898KM²
3. Taraba State 54,473KM²
4. Kaduna State 46,053KM²
5. Bauchi State 45,837KM²
6. Yobe State 45,502KM²
7. Zamfara State 39,762KM²
8. Adamawa State 36,917KM²
9. Kwara State 36,825KM²
10. Kebbi State 36,800KM²
11. Benue State 34,059KM²
12. Plateau State 30,913KM²
13. Kogi State 29,833KM²
14. Oyo State 28,454KM²
15. Nasarawa State 27,117KM²
16. Sokoto State 25,973KM²
17. Katsina State 24,192KM²
18. Jigawa State 23,154KM²
19. Cross River State 20,156KM²
20. Kano State 20,131KM²
21. Gombe State 18,768KM²
22. Edo State 17,802KM²
23. Delta State 17,698KM²
24. Ogun State 16,762KM²
25. Ondo State 15,500KM²
26. Rivers State 11,077KM²
27. Bayelsa State 10,773KM²
28. Osun State 9,251KM²
29. Federal Capital Territory 7,315KM²
30. Enugu State 7,161KM²
31. Akwa Ibom State 7,081KM²
32. Ekiti State 6,353KM²
33. Abia State 6,320KM²
34. Ebonyi State 5,670KM²
35. Imo State 5,530KM²
36. Anambra State 4,844KM²
37. Lagos State 3,345KM²

Anambra + Enugu + Abia + Imo + Ebonyi = 29,525KM²

Kogi = 29,833KM²*

Ogun + Oyo + Osun + Ondo + Ekiti = 76,320KM²
Lagos = 3,345KM²

Niger alone = 76,363KM²

Niger State = Entire Southwest States - Lagos

The entire Southeast
is a little less than Kogi State only.

Just for our record

The North Has enough land for ranching and cattle colony.

We in the South West have little land mass. PLEASE LET US BE; LEAVE US ALONE TO MANAGE THE LITTLE LAND WE HAVE

GLOBAL CATTLE BUSINESS: FACT SHEET


Top 10 NATIONS in terms of cattle inventory (2017).

1. INDIA 303 million
2. BRAZIL 226 million
3. CHINA 100 million.
4. USA 93 million.
5. EU 89 million.
6. ARGENTINA 53 million
7. AUSTRALIA 27 million
8. RUSSIA 18 million
9. MEXICO 16 million
10. TURKEY 14 million.

TOP 10 MILK EXPORTERS

1. NEW ZEALAND $4.4 Billion
2. GERMANY $2.6 Billion
3. NETHERLANDS $1.9 Billion
4. FRANCE $1.5 Billion
5. USA $1.4 Billion
6. BELGIUM $1.2 Billion
7. AUSTRALIA $852 Million
8. BELARUS $637 Million
9. UK $569 Million
10. SAUDI ARABIA $556 Million

TOP 10 BEEF EXPORTING NATIONS (2016).

1. AUSTRALIA $5.6 Billion
2. USA $5.2 Billion
3. BRAZIL $4.3 Billion
4. INDIA $3.7 Billion
5. NETHERLANDS $2.7 Billion
6. IRELAND $2 Billion
7. NEW ZEALAND $1.9 Billion
8. CANADA $1.5 Billion
9. URUGUAY $1.4 Billion
10. GERMANY $1.3 Billion

Additional Considerations

1. Nigeria is not among the top 20 nations in the global cattle business.
2. Non of the top cattle producing nations create cattle colonies or engage in primitive cattle grazing. All the top cattle producing and exporting nations utilise modern technology and ranching methods to maximise production and profit.
3. Non of the top nations earning billions of dollars annually from the cattle business condone the killing of citizens for cattle.
4. Nigeria's cattle business requires a complete re-think now and not later, for posterity's sake!

Igbos have problem and a big one for that matter. But they are too comfortable and perhaps rich enough to identify their problem.
No.1 they don't know how to play national politics.
2ndly, they're too lousy.

When I saw the way the southwest achieve their Amotekun with ease, I felt so motivated by their intelligence.

Igbos need to be schooled in the art of struggle. No be everything be gragra nah.

budaatum:
No, I am not at all tired of Xi Jin Ping because even the majority of China are not tired of their Xi Jin Ping, nor Russia of Vladimir Putin nor Cameroon of Paul Biya or even we of our Buhari, though some of course might be

If the people of a countries are not happy with their leaders, the democratic ones can vote in replacements on election day just as Israel has done, and those that are not democratic can come and learn from Nigeria how to get the democracy that we got.

You think the israelites are not happy with Netanyahou? Think again.

How did he score 59? Likud party still love him. Last week, I read from CNN (print medium) where one of the party members was saying that Benjamin still has a chance of becoming a prime minister again and that the party will not only retain him as their leader, but will position him for prime minister in no distant future. He's liked by the Jews.

Gullah:
You are tired of Netanyahu? Are you Israeli? What connection do you have to Israel that you will be tired of their prime minister?

And he's not tired of ruthless Xijing pin of China or Vladmir Putin of Russia or Paul Biya of Cameroon. Which kain wahala be this kwanu?

Malawian:
Bennett is actually more predisposed to supporting Biafra that Netenyahu. These are interesting times.

Self-deception is worst than buhari administration. Dig deeper bruh

One of my friends from the intelligent community told me that, in the federal executives, all the south governors are regarded as tout, and that the northern govs fear them a lot.

God blessed the rich