₦airaland Forum

Toktee:
You have a blocked head and your brain contains only two white stones like icefish. The suspect is the house help that is since in the police custody.. How does this relates to your story?

Karma comes in different ways.

Some lecturers deserve this sort of death.
For instance, a lecturer in ATBU bauchi failed 90% of his 500L students with a carryover, 2nd semester in a course that was just introduced. The school's authority questioned him but as a professor, a sole prof in computer science in the whole northeast, he stood gidigba on his term.
Now the students are about to pay the new tuition fee. The SUG begged ,but nothing is happening. It's crazy.
SOME LECTURERS DESERVE TO BE KI*LED

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Na here u go knw say hollywood is different from real life. Overrated Mossad & Navy Seal Team shld go fvck around..they will find out.

You know nothing about hostage taking and release. You expect Mossaad to go about on a shooting spree? They're not Nigeria dss. Grow up and stop embarrassing urself in public

BTW, SMH,
DnD do not disturb/delay
4Q

It's called vuuvuu Kress bunté

Benekkk:
it’s just like yesterday to me (in my mind).

Congratulations bro. I'm so damn happy for you. I know what I'm saying. I hope to get marry someday but then, I respect married men a lot.

Carcholce:
30 years?

I have to stop engaging banters on this forum because we have elders here. Thank you very much for this response sir!

Me too. I never knew we have elders here. In fact, I use to think that most of d members here are products of Osun state university alumni and Ibadan poly students because of the the way they reason here. But the dude has changed ny perception. Kudos to him too.

Benekkk:
When I was getting married, I told myself one truth - what’s good for the goose is sauce for the gander I.e. I wasn’t going to expect from my life partner a standard that I couldn’t hold myself up to, no hypocrisy.
I didn’t even really look at her physical statistics because I was more interested in her mind. (The beauty I noticed in a woman was always the eyes - the window to the soul).
We’re still happily married after 30 years. I think it’s because I became a Christian.

30 years? Yo kidding?
Waaaaaaooooowwww

Sonnobax15:

Female versions of aboki

Well, these aren't slay queens,but scorpion queens

Ahsweh, you wicked

Daniel7543:
I dey spray perfume or roll-on 4 my boxers everyday… so E no go smell

Adondai for laff

gebest:
Is Wike normal at all.

Lol

There's nothing innocent about the children who died in the terror war. Tomorrow same children will grow into adult-terrorists. Let Israel kill them. Kill them all.

1stGenAmerican:
Small correction—Ed Sheeran is British.

I know na.

fuckJones:
Wars will be endless because there’s no profit in peace.

This is deep. Very deep.

Fact. P.diddy be pretending. J.cole is only after d money. El sheeran be acting as if he's doing some favor. Pluck dem all

I hate Nigeria politicians more than devil himself. All of them

Eiyaa

I don't know what's wrong with this tinubu of a man. He should know that the northerners have turned insecurities in the land into a business venture, yet, he continues to appoint them into key security positions.

NSA Ribadu >>Adamawa Northeast

CDS Christopher Musa >>Kaduna Northwest

Minister defense >Bagudu>>Kebbi NW

Minister state defense >matawalle >zamfara>NW

NSCDC (a.k.a interior minister) Al- mustapha>kano Nw.
Kilode?

Ganduje

When you meet a girl that sell/lick orange so much, you'll know what kiss is all about, especially those fulani girls.

Meritjoshua:
eight girls so far. I'm different from other guys

This aggression from hamas against Israel is like a Councillor slapping tinubu in burdillon.

If hamas knows what's coming for them, they should apologize to Israel and cede the whole hamas to israel before its too late. Israel doesn't forgive. In fact, revenge is their 2nd name.
Yeye d smell

RingRoadMafia:
Hamas built a mock Israeli town in Gaza and practiced its attack in plain sight — but Israel didn't react, report says


Even a toddler would know that Isreal let these people attack so that they can have every justification to wipe them off history for good

ABSOLUTELY.

accordadoga26:
Hehehehe

I’m very sure some people wish this was Nnamdi Kanu's press statement after his release.

Amoda Ogunlere will never release Nnamdi Kanu.

Kanu must die in DSS cell

Biafra, you won’t get. ❌

Presidency, you won’t get.❌

Kanu, you won’t get ❌

You wicked, ahsweh

If I were the Israel's PM, I will not spare any soul in Hamas. These eedeeots began the aggression with a launch of thousands of rockets. Who does that? The meant total annihilation to Israel, and I feel Israel should follow suit. Nansense

This Davido will end up as a politician. It's written all over him. He remains my favorite after Burnaboy. God bless David

If emefiele is a northerner, Tinubu would have spared him. Look at Humanitarian affairs and aviation ministers, they're roaming about freely, simply because they're northerners. I don't understand the fears for northerners even in d face of massive corruption.

otipoju:
Na wetin dey tire me for Nigeria matter be thus. We concentrate on unimportant things and leave important things unaddressed.

Do we have to take everything so serious all the time? Even in Russia, .....

This tinubu funny die. I can't help but lol

Na rotchie she wan arrange.

Nigeria youths really loves justice. No wonder each time a thief is caught, he or she is burnt to hell.
But our elders, leaders, politicians and the judiciary are anti-justice. God punish nigeria judges, Tinubu and all his supporters.