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Stone03:
As it is already written down that you will never witness anything good in life.

And so shall it be, especially now that I am doing azumi

adesegun121:
Nice meeting him
Lucky man

Funny you. You met him?

Yungmil:
Hmmm

The greatest boxers you know are Muslims

Mohammed Ali

Mike tyson

I'm not talking about a convert., not a fairly used convert. You know what I'm zaying

Who did you offend?
A lady was into a restaurant biz in V.I. Another big girl showed up and opened a restaurant opposite the first girl. The big girl asked the 1st girl to relocate that she has more customersand dont want a competition. She refused. The 2nd girl attacked her (diabolically). That's how the 1st girl was having a menstral flow non-stop for 6 weeks. She stopped opening her place, trying to find a solution to her wahala. The did everything,
but no remedy. She had to pack off. Check yourself out: did you scam any innocent guy, especially kogi guys, or you messed with a wrong elder or something. It's crazy.

Some landlords can be very nosey and annoying.

F00lish talk. They are happy each time they write nasarawa, plateau and benue as northerners.
Very backward homo sapiens. Nigeria should divide abeg. I'm tir3d of seeing these bunch of almajiris as Nigerians. Let SW, SS and SE unite and push these boko haram, bandits and kidnappers into deserts where they belonged. We cannot kwantinue like this. Haba! Allah ya kiyaye

I like the way the guy's bodybuilt.

Come, muslims no d fight boxing? Or is it because it does involve killing?

I'm done with NL for the day for reading this nonsense. The corruption in the judiciary will continue to favor the super rich. Why would the want to change anything. I have only one belief: if you have a chance against anybody who pervert justice against you, k3ll him or her. It works. I love my hometown for that.

You go explain taya

adedayoa2:
if "they don't really give a shit", they will not say Lagos a no man's land. I am from Ekiti state, born and raised in Lagos, I have never claimed I am from Lagos.

Ekiti? And you dare open your mouth to spew rubbish here? Ekiti cannot be equalled to the least state in the south. No wonder you're glorifying Lagos. Nonsense!

Godjone:
Nasarawa, Kano and plateau were won by the opposition political parties. But the Nigerian judges are ready to bend the law for politicians because they are useless

Utter useless. Very useless. Proudly useless. More useless than the "p" in psychology. I rest my case.

Thugnificent:
Good evening sir, please can you help me with any amount for foodstuffs please. I'm starving cry

Drop ur oza, but definitely not today

This one went to a cheap club filled with armpit-smelling-dirty girls and he comes here to disturb my smoothie. My friend, if you want to enjoy club, go to a big Boyz club, and if you don't want noise, VIP is there for you.

Let's meet lemme spoil you a little. I'll be in Lagos (Maryland) on Sunday to be back in Abuja on Thursday.

Cardiac arrest await him, except he repent from sex romp.

Abuja residents needs more transportation to curb this one chance menace

Raskimonojendor:
DSS guys don look bum bum finish

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah...lol adondai for laff

Hajia sadiya of Humanitarian affairs

Sirika of Aviation ministry

Malami of min. of justice

Former Accountant General of fédération

Bawa of EFCC

The monies this northern muslims stole are enough to pay our world bank and China loan. The northerners are neckdeep corrupt.

cyberguy72:
Rigging the election won't be easy for APC in 2027.

I don't think so.

I used to like this femi falana

A'Ibom d vex these days oo. Their projects are majorly mouth-watering. Alhamdililahi

Zico5:
This religion war is becoming something else. I think the world leaders need to rise and sensitize people about religion. Killing people in name of religion should be totally out of it. We don't even know which one will be acceptable before God, so why troubling the world.

No other religion is involved with this mindless killing aside from Islam. All Islamic leaders are terrorist at heart and there's nothing you can do or say that can change these Muslims, except yoruba Muslim. God bless yoruba Muslims.

Fahvvy:
A lot of folks quoting me don't get my point...
I'm not saying beauty and looks aren't important, all I'm saying is, beauty as compared to character, doesn't hold so much water ...

And besides, beauty can fade in a heartbeat (skin infection, accident etc), but character usually won't fade way just like that ...

So why pay attention to something that can easily fade away in favor of something that is likely to last almost a life time? ...


Also, children spend more time with their mum's than with their dads. Which means children are more easily influenced by their mum's than their dads (remember the law of association?) ...

So ask yourself, is it beauty that will raise my kids or is it character? ...

Putting it into perspective
If I don't want my kids to be smokers, I don't marry a smoker for a wife or be a smoker myself ...
If I don't want my kids twerking online and showing their bodies, I don't marry a woman who sees nothing wrong in twerking and showing her nu.des online ...

I know kids can go astray and all, but I think you get the point ...

Yeah. I gotcha

Fahvvy:
If there's one thing that marriage has taught over the years its that, the things that makes it work aren't physically based - it's character based (majorly) ...

No matter how fine your spouse is...
No matter how good a se.x stylist your spouse is...
No matter how rich or how good a cook your spouse is, their character or a lack of it can make marriage feel like hell ...

[b]This is not say physical attraction isn't important, but in the big scheme of things and in the long run, physical characteristics doesn't hold water as compared to character ...
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I'm not saying she should marry against her wishes or her "spec", nahhhh, that's her prerogative ...

All I'm saying is that she pays more attention
to what will be the most significant in the long run - and blimey, physical characteristics is not it ...

You seems to be talking out of experience.

My remaining 3 girlfriends are something else: two are
One of them is extremely beautiful but she smokes
The 2nd person is equally as beautiful as Ini edo but she's dirty,
The third one from the north is not as beautiful but has the best shape in the world. She has the character, respect for herself and a thoroughbred but she's not as beautiful as d other two. With what you said, I may have to rethink, cus I'm a cruisechamp and I don't know... I don't know...

Cohabiting

ezegenigbonine:
Do you want to take away his passion because he wants to marry you? Bullshit

If you want to help him, join him and support Arsenal, then see how he feels when two of you loose a game together, then he will have someone to talk to and then you both have players or coach to blame then he will feel better, try it and see.

You're a good counselor

BABANGBALI:
The thing pain am.



First to comment. I dedicate this my award of first to comment to Mynd44 and all others who won't let me breathe on nairaland

"I am here for one reason, TO CAUSE TROUBLE AND GET BANNED"

When some system guys attacked me some months back and I was being attended to, a nurse gave me attention that got me confused. Though she sobbed at some point due to the depth of my head cut, she was most kind to me. She would sit beside by pillow, place my head on her lap and would caress it. She gave me soothing words and it was so sweet. I escaped from the hospital when some guys tryna come back and I didn't get to exchange phone number with the nurse. Some health professionals are good.

Nicoddemus:
you be natural thief oga just make use of your talent

, lol

I feel happy each time I heard about the death of any Nigeria politician, even if they're my parents. No politician in Nigeria is good. None. And my dislike for them can only be equalled to devil.

Nazgul:
You can't drive this car comfortably in Nigeria without being trailed by kidnappers. Unless of course you're a serving politician, someone like Dino Melaye wouldn't mind owning it.

But I trust davido. He might just decided to shock his haters by placing an order for it. That action would definitely increase his fan base worldwide, cos every media outlet would carry it.

Even if he canceles the order, he has already achieved what he wanted. A significant Increase in global popularity.

If I was a celebrity, that's exactly what I would have done. I would place an order for it, even if shi shi isn't in my account. I must trend by fire. CNN would even host me.

Adondai for laff. Guy, you too much, lol. Are you from Aba, because too much sure for you...lol

mariahAngel:
Why though? 😲

I have phobia for door entry.

My door is permanently locked. I usually enter my house through window.