₦airaland Forum

There's no long table between him and Arab folks. He doesn't see arabs as threats, rather as impressionists. So he had to sit close feel like no qualms

All animals have s3x through struggle. Human beings are animals too. Why is human style of s3x regarded as rape? I can't tell.

I d joke oo

jeromestarks:
You see your life?
Something you should have cut them off. Now you're using your time to think about another man's wife instead of you developing yourself.
Many people on this forum will agree with me that you're an idi.ot [ no offense].

How?
You gave a story. I didn't doubt your story. I sated my little experience and you're calling me a name. If I am idiot, my exs would have been thrown to streets. But they're married/getting married, and on call for my invitation and advice.
I have a low opinion of women but I don't Diss them without a corresponding reason. I will not call you names. I'm bigger than that. I'm not on nairaland to call names. Nairaland to me is like s3x; it eases stress off me, cruise and laff. Shikena!

One of my Exs lost her child at birth on 02/12/2023, another one got wedded on same 02/12/2023, another one is getting married on 30/12/2023. They're all over my neck. I don't know what to do

FreeStuffsNG:
About 32 financial institutions with either super agent, switching company or payment solution service provider (PSSP) licenses will be delisted with immediate effect from the NIBSS NIP (NIBSS Instant Payments) list.

The order to delist is with immediate effect and you will not see some of them any more when you want to do outflow from your own bank account.

Why? this brilliant policy by the Asiwaju Tinubu-led administration of brilliant, competent and patriotic Nigerians serves the fundamental purpose of safeguarding customer funds by entrusting them to entities duly licensed and certified to handle such transactions.

This policy has the potential to stop the hacking and stealing of huge multibillion naira funds from accounts of innocent bank customers of the DMBs like Access bank, Fidelity bank etc then moving them into those fintechs that don't use NUBAN first before dissipating.

You can now only move funds out from those fintechs, you can no longer receive outflows from banks until you collaborate with those with the license to accept deposits.
Great job by NIBSS. May God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

Be speaking English. You think hacking and other fraudulent acts are sole practice of fintechs? Conventional banks are worst off

DesChyko:
Women have problem to be honest 🤣

A verbig one. She thinks Israel cares. Israel have divorced her from his mind long before now.

Even if ATBU securities caught the thief red-handed, they will not do anything about it. Very use.less school.
The police in yelwa are worse; they act like they're part of the thieves terrorising Sabo kaura,yelwan tudun, Rafi zurfi, gwalameji and even yelwan ngas. Nothing in bauchi is good enough.

R.I.P to him

shellybee:
Women aren't worth the headache abeg
What so funny about what she said? It's a post filled with total misandry
See as then be gan, tham no even fine

Nice choice of words

iTroll:
No mind the stupid girl
E wan day take wetin she no fit give
This height requirements is the most stupid thing I've ever seen
A lot of great men that their names are being remembered till tomorrow were short men
Men like Alexander the Great and Napoleon Bonaparte were relatively short men.
That babe na complete mumu

What about Vladmir putin, sani abacha, adolf Hitler? They're relatively short men ,yet they made a lot of impoact

Think9ja:
For me, it's annoying sitting in a position where I get to see those hoes sing in the church when I know that by evening, they'll go and suck d!CK.

So I like sitting at the back with my earpiece on

If I have the power, no non virgin will sing in the church or even stand before the brethren. I like Islam for this

Prostitutes everywhere parading themselves as choiristers

[b]Thunder go fire una one by on[/b]e

Lol. Guy, be calming down na! Chaii, adon laff taya

Everything about tinubu is somehow. Very mischievous homosapien of a press-is-dent

I'm beginning to like this guy because he doesn't pretend. He's equally very entertaining

Guyman01:
At least the price of the material will reduce for Amaka and Funke planning to sew it as Christmas clothes

Abeg make we dey try calm down for this country, everyone just para anyhow.

Tinubu announced budget and people no even send the budget, its like we have given up on serious issues in this country Ghana Must Go bag is the least of the country's problems.

They should replace the weak conveyor belts at the airports with stronger ones and leave our GMG bag alone

If you have not given up on Nigeria, then I'd like to learn from your kind of hopefulness.
Do you notice what's happening in the judiciary? The ruling party is fighting hard to weaken the opposition for the sake of 2027. The judiciary is no longer the masses' hope. No activists in Nigeria anymore, not even femi falana. The legislature through Akpabio is not ready to engage the executive in any way. Gosh!

I wish I can hate Satan more than I hate this country.

Guyman01:
At least the price of the material will reduce for Amaka and Funke planning to sew it as Christmas clothes

Abeg make we dey try calm down for this country, everyone just para anyhow.

[b]Tinubu announced budget and people no even send the budget, its like we have given up on serious issues in this country, [/b]Ghana Must Go bag is the least of the country's problems.

They should replace the weak conveyor belts at the airports with stronger ones and leave our GMG bag alone

If you have not given up on Nigeria, then I'd like to learn from your kind of hopefulness.
Do you notice what's happening in the judiciary? The ruling party is fighting hard to weaken the opposition for the sake of 2027. The judiciary is no longer the masses' hope. No activists in Nigeria anymore, not even femi falana. The legislature through Akpabio is not ready to engage the executive in any way. Gosh!

I wish I can hate Satan more than I hate this country.

In 2008, a friend told me that if I will not marry my gf, I should let know. He told me how much he liked her. When we broke up, they got married 2 yes later. Today, they're legally and happily married while I'm still as single as possible

talk2hb1:
Their is nothing wrong in it, but it’s weird.
But you should know the lady will end your friendship with your friend, if both of them end it on a bad note.

What if the friend is late?

elderprince:
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Not found. The linked is fu.cked

I laff sotay tears comot for my left eye. Chaii! Nigeria governors are worst than president. Danboroba

immortalcrown:
I expected the report to be, "30 hoodlums suspected to be members of the proscribed IPOB have been arrested in connection with the attack on the Police in Abuja".

Why is the narrative always different about the East?

Meanwhile, na mumu go watch the so-called video concocted by the blogger. You withhold details just to lure people to watch your doctored video. Isn't there enough space here for you to put everything in text?

Don't mind all this cheap bloggers from iragbiji

plaindealer:
Typical meaningless and rubbish nonsense.

Do you even know the meaning of the irrelevant nonsense you posted?

You clearly lack understanding yourdamnself.

IamAtikulate:
IGR = Taxes

Anambra is a tax haven, in case you don't.

Again, SE leaders are more economically sound than their SW counterpart.

For instance, Alex Otti recently said that "Taxes are government share of the prosperity it creates."

Do you really understand what that means?

Have you wondered why SE Governors, especially Abia and Anambra keep lowering taxes?

You won't understand because you guys suck at economics.

Keep celebrating IGR which is not an economic indicator while your debts keep mounting.

You claim to generate the highest IGR in the country yet SW has the highest debt ratio.

It doesn't make sense.

If Anambra State government is tax-obsessed like Ogun and SW Governors, only Onitsha Main Market will generate the whole if whatever IGR Ogun gets.

You are making noise because of 120 billion.

FYI, 12 million daily transaction happens at Onitsha Main Market. The market annual transactions sits at around $3 billion, with 40% of this circulating as unbanked transaction.

You can verify these claims with a simple Google search.

If Anambra government taxes just 1% of these transaction, it'll generate $30 million annually, which is approximately 21 billion naira.

If government taxes 5%, it'll generate 105 billion from the market alone.

But Anambra has 48 markets.

So, trade and commerce in Anambra can generate more than Ogun IGR.

If you are underrating trade, then look at the evidence below.

Trade is the third largest component of Nigerian GDP, far ahead of manufacturing

You are good. I give it to you. I am absolutely ignorant in matters of IGR and taxés, but I've learnt something. Thanks bro

Aldol:
Na small time remain,it will happen like a splash and they will become endangered species. Their cup will soon full

Fulani are animals. They're evil. They're worst than the hamas. Bloodthirsty, bloodsucking demons. That's who they are.

Why is it so hard for other ethnic groups to k*ll fulani on sight? These people doesn't deserve to live with us. The fulanis are human-animals.

Some happened last time in geidam, yobe state here. These crop of dirty, hungry fagg.ots were planning to kill a young igboman who is doing fairly well with his cash crop business. I happen to be within earshot of their evil conversation. Thereafter, i had to warn the igbo guy. When they realised I leaked their plan, they were mad with me. When they heard me speak fulfude in response to their baggage, they became madder. Yobe state is peaceful but I know what I know.

It's pathetic but I smell lies. How could she cook from 6am to 11pm? No restaurant cook like that. Does she cook for the whole Lagos state?

Chetas81:
SIR YOU TAKE THE TWO STAR 🔯 YOU PLAY THE SAME GAME FOR THE TWO2 😂🦍🦍

Ahhhhhhh

I wan marry my gf but she and her twin sister said I must marry them. I don't know what to do. That's why I'm yet to marry.

Ahmed0336:
This post reminds me of what a friend told me about his past.
He had a fiancée whom he had finished paying her dowry.
She visited uninvited from the state where she resides to where he was then only to meet him on top of a lady
He wasn't aware of her presence,only for him to realise after Cumming that she's sitting, watching them.
He was so shocked and confused but she was calm. She now asked them if they were through that she'd want to wash the bedsheet
After seeing the other lady off, his fiancée washed the bedsheet and even prepared pounded yam without showing any sign of anger.


My people my people, because of his fiancée reaction, HE REFUSED TO MARRY HER.

That she's capable of murder

Not real. Or not in Nigeria or Israel or USA. Not in UK

Okanatansiike:
Muhaaaaamad

This was one of the reasons why I left that murderous organisation called Islam.

Passionnn:
Abeg I wan mess

Who do you this thing abeg!

Typing:
Go where?

This is why I love war

WriterNig:
😂 🤣

I'm yet to see what women do better than men.

Men are the best cooks, best in everything.

Who are better liars?