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siofra:
Being beautiful is a serious flex

Somebody will just dash you money because he thinks you're beautiful.

My guy dash my female friend 5k yesterday that she should buy herself Greek yogurt, and twas because she asked for gy and I refused.

Ebaola

Ghost her till "after Christmas"

potent5:
We will not take it.

She must withdraw her resignation.


Ftc!

@Seun, how should I forward my akant?

Do NL pay some1 who make fp or you're kidding?

So because Moses in the Holy Bible invested on Labaran's daughter and got double of the girls instead, this guy want to emulate him abi?

Him never see anything!

But come to think of it, PH boiz no d mumu for woman like this na.... nnam bere lokwan

Adondai for laff here

Are you from Edo state?

TundeWX:
Some things are better left unsaid.
Why don't u seat him down over a bottle of scotch and ask him...u may get the answers ur looking for

As old as I am, each time I remembered that someday I will marry, I usually feel weight on my chest, even though all my younger ones are married with children.

I don't know why

Beebah2000:
Here to read comments

What else can you offer?

I saw the drug for the first time yesterday when a youngman approached me and asked if I can help sell it.

I was standing beside a house taking a call. He came close, looked around and I had to abort my call to find out what's up. I sort for what he wanted. He told me that he has something for sell and that something told him I could sell it. I was quiet for some seconds.
I asked him if he knew me, or better still how he chose to sell whatever the item is to me, and he said he has passed through my shop couple of times and felt that since people are always with me with me......

Cut story short, I demanded to see the items and voila! It was meth. When he showed me, I said oops! This is precious stone right? he laughed, and said this the meth. I exclaimed, and asked one or two questions. He told me it's 9kg and a 1kg goes for 20k. I was shocked.

Anyways, I told him I don't do drugs. I apologized and walked off. I saw him trekked down towards 692 road and disappeared.

The drug looks beautiful & harmless especially with the crystal nature of it's look.
We, the youths are in trouble.

If a stranger can walk up to a stranger and want to trade such illicit....

I thought of using some tactics to delay and hold him down and call law enforcement officer, but I thought better... This is Nigeria!

ArchiLimited:
Is it that you've not eaten? Is that the problem? Cos obviously something is not right with your comprehension judging by these posts

Yes, ive not eaten for the last two weeks. If you can find me something to chop I wouldn't mind. I wanted to fill my gas but gas station told me that my 12.5kg is10k, and I have 8k only.

aribisala0:
He is 90 years old, 6 years older than MKO Abiola . He is Dangote's great uncle. Dangote's mother is his brother's daughter
His father was once the richest man in Nigeria
He was close to Abiola and I believe Tinubu who used to follow Abiola upandan once upon a time , would have known him through Abiola

wwwwoooowwww! Thanks bro.

SkyFlyGang:
Agent Smith

Matrix, right? My favorite!

ArchiLimited:
More than 10 different people have posted video links to this, right here on this thread. You didn't even need to go far to try to confirm what you read if it's true, but extreme laziness won't let you. You would rather attack than be informed. Smh

To refute a lie is an attack? You don't expect everyone to believe you.

Anyways, I'll visit Siberia tonight on YouTube. Send the link

abbeyfel:
You are obviously very very young.

Meaning!?

I just got to hear about him for the first time today... here on NL.
I love to know the powerful folks in Nigeria.

And for him to earn Tinubu's obeisance, I've go to know what's up!

I'm above 30.

Who the hell is Aminu Dantata? Never heard of him

God blessed the rich

I'm not a killer BUT there some persons in this country at the moment that I will not hesitate to keel at sight. E.g Lai Muhammad, Ahmad Lawan, Malami,

ArchiLimited:
In Siberia?!!

I saw a YouTube video where someone in Siberia threw out a pot of boiling water outside and the water instantly froze in mid air before reaching the ground. No tricks, I froze too. Search out the video on YouTube. Imagine getting stranded at night in such a place, the person would be dead before morning

Some lies can also affect ur online personality

Lucrative business gone bad

Lai Muhammad should have resigned by now.

This present administration is so shameless that I find it hard to believe that some yoots in NL still support it.
They no only concort lies at every slight chance, they manufacture it. That's why insecurities are increasing.

Olorifokasibe

Pharaoh4rin:
If Apc is voted into power again in 2023, they'll be more wicked than the Taliban's. They'd assume that if they can elude their brashness in Buharis administration and Nigerians have the forgiving heart to vote them yet again, that means they served them better after all. And then, they'll unleash their most fiendish monster in them. Aside from Osibanjo, I don't see any Apc can with a human heart.

I eat and drink with (long spoon) them daily.

If Apc is voted into power again in 2023, they'll be more be wicked than the Taliban's. They'd assume that if they can elude their brashness in Buharis admin and Nigerians have the forgiving heart to vote them yet again, that means they served them better after all. And then, they'll unleash their most fiendish monster in them. Aside from Osibanjo, I don't see any Apc can with a human heart.

I eat and drink with (long spoon) them daily.

busterr:
No be that guy that missed open net in 2010 world cup thus sending Nigeria out of the tournament and was even laughing and chewing gum like a cursed jack ass after the miss?
You won't get a birthday wish from this user, get out respectfully sir.

Guy, be calming down na

blinkz4real:
I love this .........support her, we move no be God leave you.

I was going to quote that yan abeg. That advice dope

[quote author=PrinceOfLagos post=107833276]Oga shut up your mouth , you talk like you're intelligent but you're not [/quo

This has been your kind of reply since nairaland was created. Won't you rather improve on your reply?

You mean ladies still say no to guys? Wow!

Come to my neighborhood and see how we live. Zoegod style...

Bankowner:
And who tells you it is a norm that if you ask a lady out the first time her answer must be a yes?

If what you feel for her is true and not just a urge to get into her pants then you have to work at changing her mind in many a different way. The day she sees true love in you, I can bet she’ll yield.

Bet your what?

A time will come when she'll claim that she's going for vigil. Guess where she'd be? Besides when you showed in her house and meet her sleeping, without taking ur call, she would claim she went for prayer.

She ain't got no interest for you. A little provocative and she'd reveal how she no longer like you but she's trying to respect you and perhaps her/your family. Grow up bruh.

Until we, men, begin to value ourselves like Eddie Murphy claimed, women will continue to ride us.
Thank my Guinness I discovered myself before I was circumcised

virginprincess:
Why do you have a problem with my moniker? did i tell you i'm a princess, that aside, back to your question, women are not heartless we are just smarter and wiser now, as a man it is his duty to call her,or buy her airtime for her to call him if he so much craves for her call.

Tell me you're kidding. Are there ladies who cannot afford airtime for their boyfriend's sakes?

I'm not surprised. Greedy species. No wonder they bend down to pee.

frankosivue:
Balewite.

For real.

But this is not difficult per say ..

It's Network analysis using:
• Kirchoff's law,
• determination of sign,
• Assumed Direction of current
• Maxwell's Loop current & Resistance method or Theorem.

Professor Omeizegba of ATBU Bauchi dat year.

Electrical Electronic Engineering no be Law dept

Treat her like a lady

haakeem2:
ahbiwhen i created this account i just commented on one post,and i was banned for one week i was like what is all this cyberbullying all about......sha the mod that banned me GOD punish u....if u like ban me again.

Some of the mods are good in banning someone.
I was banned in travel section till 2029 for no reason. I thought they mistakenly banned but only to learn that it was intentional. It's crazy