₦airaland Forum

Faller:
Any day wey I go break my Kolo, the next day I dey go take over Access Bank,

They want to kill my inner man with unexplained debit...

If you think access bank is billing you, try zenith

emmnprince:
What of Ibibio, Urhobo, Bini, Esan, Fulani and Ijaw?

Those ones are not important

Fulani=nomadic
Bini=artefact, craft

In naija, each tribe is peculiar with their own business

Yoruba=education

Igbo=business

Hausa=(A) killing (B) terrorism (C) religion

Igala=juju

Idoma=farming

elmessiahs:
Wike and sheriff ought to have had a selfie

A terroreest and an anarcheest abi?

obembet:
Fear of ungun know men in kastina

Adondai for laff

Adeoye11:
This are the real bauchi niggas..
Food in those mentioned places are truly food not maggi food

For sure for sure

Which part of Bauchi art thou?

This is not yelwa, gwalameji, rafun zurfi or sabon kaura, because food ain't cheap in those christian-dominated area.

God blessed the rich

LordJoffrey:
Na only garri be for broke ass niggas oooo. These past few days I just dey chop garri up and down.

Eiyaa

homosapien:
Another long post making brutal sense.
Please note: I did NOT write this and I am not defending our leadership. Truth hurts sometimes.

Copied.

“This write-up resonates with me. Unfortunately, the writer didn't put his name to it. May his pen never dry.

" Analysing the systemic rot in Nigeria.

This is food for thought!!!!!!

The biggest problem of Nigeria in general is this illusionary belief that we can change our country by voting a different person into power.

It is this belief that all problems of a country start and stop with the President.

That if you could just have the right man in power, then all of a sudden, Nigeria would transform. This is what they call chasing a mirage, imagining some utopia. Unfortunately utopias are never realized in life.

The actual problem of Nigeria is not the presidents. From where do these presidents come? From within. The problem of Nigeria, is its citizens, their shared values and mentalities.

The day Nigerians wakeup and stop looking for an external enemy and realize that they themselves are Nigeria's problem is the day we shall get closer to finding a Nigerian solution.

I have often told friends that I am happiest whenever the Governors, ministers, legislators draw bigger salaries every financial year. As Nigerians we lambast our representatives in public for drawing these salaries. In private, we drain our legislators, ministers, etc. We invite them for funerals, for introduction ceremonies and expect them to contribute out of pocket to save us. An elected politician attends no less than 10 functions in a week on average. They are expected to find jobs for their people. They must contribute towards the least of needs. These big salaries they draw, they all go straight to the people they represent. Yet it seems some of us live in an illusion called Nigeria.

We expect our legislators to act as MPs in UK or senators in USA except that in our case, we also expect them to play donor to our people's needs.

We decry the corruption in the country yet we bribe to get our children in the best schools. We bribe our way out of check points. We have no respect for traffic rules. We are every evil we see in the president and his team.

Every ill you can diagnose in PMB and his government, you will find twice or thrice the magnitude in a Nigerian citizen.

We complain of government incompetence, yet go ahead to champion incompetence in every aspect of our lives where government has no control.

Our traders produce or trade on substandard goods.

Ask yourself; if the public sector is too incompetent, how come the private sector has not been any better? How come you are more bound to have a misdiagnosis in a private hospital than in a public hospital?

Our private media houses say or write stories everyday that highlight government incompetence. Yet, there will never be a single day where you will pick up a newspaper and fail to find an error on some pages.

Perhaps one day as Nigerians we ought to self reflect, and look within and realize, that we are demons we are trying to fight. If PMB and his government were the only incompetent people and everyone else was competent, then Nigeria would be an African tiger of sorts. Why don't we have world class cottage industries in the country? Why is it that customer care sucks in private institutions just as it does in public institutions?

Every Nigerian you meet complains of the system, of the incompetence.

Then ask yourself; "you dear Nigerian, where can you find examples of your excellent output?"

The same people who complain of poor working conditions run slavery rings in their own homes. The day housemaids in Nigeria decide to speak out, we shall be shocked at the evil we sustained in our homes.

I now suspect that our anger, our rants, our complaints about the system are all because this system is a daily reminder of our own incompetences, our own weaknesses as a people. What this government has done is hold a mirror up to the Nigerian society and we are not happy about our own reflection.

Do you know that only civil servants and very few industries pay tax? To put it simply, even the taxes we complain that government mishandled, it is just meagre; more than half of the tax revenues are paid by foreign companies. In other words, we don't even have a right to complain.

That should signify an innate Nigerian problem. There is something deeply wrong around how the Nigerian societies are constructed.

Nigerian Citizens promise so much and deliver so little.

Our shared beliefs, mindsets and values have been constructed in such a way that regardless of the president in power, we shall always produce substandard results. It is no wonder that all over Nigeria, we complain of the same problems. Littered cities, corruption, insecurity, failed government institutions, name it all.

It is not a problem of presidents. It is a problem of citizens. We are too scared of self-criticism, we have dabbled in escapism and found scapegoat in PMB.

As Plato wrote in the Republic; "like man, like state." We can't expect to have better leaders until we have better people. You can't create great companies without great employees. It doesn't matter how great the CEO is, if she has crap employees, she will have a crap company. That is the case of Nigeria!

All we need is a critical mass of Do-Right citizens, just five million Nigerians will turn this nonsense over on its head."

Good Morning

Powerful. I love this article

Ofadaman:
Lol she will go there and fvk the guy.
There's nothing you can do to stop that, woman open eyes too much, lol, you think a woman will forget gifts, lol even if it's in the bellie of a whale she'd go there, submit her pvssy for deep plunging and take her gift. And you'd never know, the best you can do now if fvk her while you are with her, and throw her out once you're done

lol

Guy, you're vexing oo

FalseProphet1:
USA will not go to war with China, I see their differences being resolved.

This I have seen.

I missed ur mumu mumu prophesy. E be like say you don get job for Oshopey plaza-Aleen Avenue

If you can pay 20k, I'll connect you to two wife materials.
One of them is my cousin. The second one was a colleague.
There too good to earn a husband. I'm not kidding!

Email me on talktoxerxes777@gmail.com

Life's 90% what happens to you and 10% what you do about it.

A lot has happened to Us as a nation-more than 90% sef! Unfortunately, we ain't doing nothing about it.

And it's hunting the hell out of Us.

Buhari-a Muslim would have ruled for 8yrs
Tinubu-a Muslim will rule for 8yrs

Then when power returns to north in 2031,
Another Muslim-8yrs.
Haba! Is this a Muslim country?

Abia sef wan build mall

Yinkakolawole:
Some landlady are spiritual, so u fight spiritual too. Get your bible, get a small bowls of water, get a stone, get a feathers or incense, get a candle. These are d 4elements of the world. Woke up in the midnight 12pm, open psalm 35 & read 7times, tender ur request unto GOD, call on the angels of the 4elements to fight for you. do this for 7days, exactly 8days they will call u & make peace with you.

Children of Cherubim and seraphim. Tufiakwa

Go and buy a second padlock, a bigger, uglier padlock and lock it and throw the keys faaarrrr away.

Insist on going to court even if other tenants are recalcitrant.

or better still go and buy otapiapia and

They never see anything.

Come to gwarinpa here, most of the tricyclist are ready to kill you at the slightest provocation and police can't do sh1t, simply because Ahmed Lawan- the Senate president owns half the tricycle in gwarinpa as his means of empowering the abokis and as a front for 2023.

I ain't got no sympathy for these goat4uckers

Reality is hitting the northern elites front back left right and centre.

First, the northerners misinformed their folks about the power of education, hence creating a disinterest for education.

The illiterates the elites created have discovered their powerbase: banditry, terrorism and kidnapping...

I ain't got no sympathy for the northerners. The elites and the common people reason the same way: Very wicked, heartless, corrupt, nepotistic bunch of fanatics.

To hell with them.

MufasaLion:
You met in less than 3 weeks and you proposed?

Foolishness.

E pain you say no be you. Eiyaa, sorry

IbrahimSkiba:
Wait


Na we the viewers go determine if the video dey cute, not you...

So wait...

Hahahahahahahaha
You're 4kin 4ney

I would have taken my professional assassin's training more serious.
No apology

ChiefSosa:
Wike...one of the men with balls of steel that is not giving Buhari and APC breathing space, especially during VAT colletion. Wike is giving it to them hot hot. Buhari grabbed wike's blockus, wike sef grabbed buhari's blockus with two hands, e no send say buhari na president. Wike no dey fear face.

Riverians are cowboys. They're defined by their gut.

Brainwash your wife into some rebellious and renegade lifestyle towards them.

I can guide you.

Deiks:
You can't question God just keep quiet and move on ....
No be only you be orphan �

tho badt gan

GonzalezAguero:
Guy move on oo..e be like say you Neva hear say life hard?life is crazy man you will never know if life Neva hit you hard... sometimes suicide na the best option..

Sometimes...

NovesaTillie:


Maybe I am

Oops! You're a (f) sef!

NovesaTillie:
Now that you have shown him that you are not an ordinary female why do you feel like you just signed your death warrant. Leave that environment before your family discovers your dead body.

You sounds like a native sicilian

This will motivate our own very Tinubu de Jagaban

JamiuKabir:
As a born again Muslim, I can confirm your statement. A full blown terrorist cum coup plotter will surely never support electoral reform.

The northerners hardly operate with bank and the present administration knows that majority of the tax is coming from the south. Also, tell aboki about TIN and they may stab you to death.