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Una dey say ask Kaffy...........Una know wetin her eyes see before she reach where she dey.........once again Grace of God nah the key for naija

Does anyone has future in Naija if not for grace of God?

Why is Man utd game not on front page?

Good for them

Nice one Sonny Nneji U no be like some Nigeria celebs wey no fit count the number of women wey born for them *thumbs up for U*

Congrats to him

drnairalov: sigh..and dey say black is beauty...smh...cos d snake white...it is now d most beautiful...*angryface!!! why is white alwayz d best, even white BB is more expensive than d black BB, ....we wash our white undies b4 the black ones...Sigh ...discrimnation wud always exist 4 the black man!!!...*grabs bleaching cream...goin 2 bleach ma skin..dnt stop me pls!!!!

So funny........................................U better learn from Micheal Jackson

nerodenero: Well said but I think you were hooked once

Never been hooked bro but using withdrawal method only makes your heart race more than Koenigsegg Agera R when your babe says I haven't seen my monthly visitor yet.

smartg :
Are u saying that there 're no doctors on nairaland?

I'm not saying there aren't medical doctors on Nairaland or being insultive to our abled doctors here. But one's personal doctor has one's medical profile and knows more about one. Moreso, there is nothing as significant as physical examination in medical field.

I pity any snake wey do crayfish waka come midst of people for naija because the tone of people on this thread has shown only one outcome which is [size=14pt]death[/size]. But here wey I dey, it is prohibited and violation of law to kill snakes because most of them are endangered species........fortunately, it is only one species that is venomous and it is rarely sighted.

Paris-fran:
5 posts and it made FP . The politics on NL these days sha


@YoungGirl, Ask ur doctor for a birth control alternative.

This is not politics, it is the relevance of the topic and the multitude of people that would benefit from the discussions

Withdrawal method is not as safe as people proclaim it here. God gave that thing called sperm so much power that a drop of s.emen can contain as much as hundreds of thousands of sperm cells. Therefore a single drop of s.emen from the so called withdrawal expert inside the v.agina can impregnate a lady

Have U tried to seek medical advice? If not, I will advice U to do so because input from this forum may not be the best for U

souleymon: Nigeria will Play South American representative Uruguay on 02/11 17:00 for a Place in Semi Final.

Three-time champions Nigeria had no trouble with Iran at the Khalifa Bin Zayed Stadium in Al Ain racking up three goals in the first half en route to a 4-1 scoreline. The result sets up a quarter-final date for the Nigerians with Uruguay, a game in which they will likely be missing two of their best attackers – Kalechi Iheanacho and Success Isaac – through injury.

If we defeat them , we will be Playing winner between (Honduras Vs Uzbekistan) and (Japan Vs Sweden) for a Place in Semi-Final

@OP edit the highlighted part above.

Wishing the boys all the best.................let's make the trophy our birth right

spongeisback: When I was seven I always saw myself inside the Macmillan books, eating mango with Agbo and skipping with simbi.

U got be cracking up so load that I became a disruption to the person sitting beside me

Astonishingly beautiful


And what makes this snake more attractive is the fact that it is not venomous...............

Just a quick enlightenment: I know many people in Naija when they hear or see anything called snake, it creates an adrenalin rush and the next line of action is to kill the poor creature. Need I let you know that for a snake that is a non-venomous, its bite is safer than a dog's, cat's or rodents bites because snakes don't have saliva and any bite from a non-venomous snake will not inject virus or bacteria into the blood stream

I don't comment on this kinna topic cos they don't add value to my life or anyone else

190: Jumps inside aukuwaupulu river - swims out - dives back in

Hilarious

How big is Aukuwaupulu river and what is its location?

And I know some snakes will want to finish a bottle in one gulp to set world record

I know where this thread is heading..............Folding arms and waiting for things to unfold while grinning and giggling in one corner

I think Tunde Lemo will be considered. He has been around for sometimes

Don't know much about this man Akinwunmi Adeshina.............This has triggered my inquisitivity.

Nice one to have 3 Nigerians in the top 5.

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MillionDollars: shameless girl! Her mates are in the labour market working! She's nau feelin fly over one yeye post. YEYEBRITY

Yeyebrity ......I never hear that word before

Those people abusing Tinubu,I'm sure majority who do the same or worse if they are in position of power. If U don't vote for a man based on his credibility and antecedent, this is what you get................Is not only Tinubu, 99% of Nigerian politicians do favouritism and nepotism

odua boy: Everyone is not a churchrat as you idiot so i think it's an insult on many nairalanders,asking if any of them is richer than olamide.

What are all these minor, flippant, doltish boys doing on Nairaland? U woke up in the morning, and the first thing U deemed fit doing is to abuse someone old enough to be your patriarch

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Go and read your book. U this insolent boy

nydraps: shut up!! Can't you see the camera flash?? Blind bat

I won't insult you, cos doing so will make me stoop low to your piteous level which I'm miles above....................I sympathize with your father for wasting so much money on your education

Omg................what have they turned Nigeria into............Is that a bridge or a death trap?
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Nice Video.............The presence of baba Femi Kuti solidify the whole parole.

Davido tell us something else Sesan knows his onions

Those of U saying Chinko phone was used. Which one of U get money reach Olamide talkless of Mr Gov'nor. Can't U see that flash wasn't use while taking the pix. Abi una wan flash light inside Gov'nor eyes.................na so una no get respect reach. Oya show your phone make we see whether no be 3310 U dey use.

naptu2: Every single track by Fela Anikulapo-Kuti.

His songs were the soundtrack to coups, riots, teargas, presidential broadcasts, uncertainty, excitement, etc. I get goose bumps whenever I hear them.

Sorry bro I didn't mention your name, It was an oversight................Glad U understand the messages conveyed by the great.

i took my time to read thru the entire thread there wasn't anyone that mentioned Fela songs except naptu and someone that mentioned Water no get enemy. Nigerians are really myopic and unappreciative.................

For me All fela songs are evergreen
The highlife and funky musics of 70s
The meaningful Apalas, the Jujus and fujis of 70s and 80s

The songs of those era make U sit down and reason...................An Oyinbo friend of mine in Canada Just told me about a funky Nigeria song by William Onyeabor while we were talking about Fela. Never heard of this song but the song is really funky and meaningful

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Make una take baba 70 pansa pansa cool body

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Good info

Okija_juju: Is that 'islamic'?!

If U want to know more about the religion, use out of the endless data U spend on Nairaland to seek for knowledge on the internet

There are so many ʇuɐɹoubı comments made by some people that made me wonder why they cannot spend some time on the internet to improve their IQ