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RomanceRe: Is It True That Some Guys Do These To Girls(pics). by pharrell8(m): 10:51am On Sep 09, 2019
Let's say its a vehicle, will u collect it back? If yeas den Y purchase at first, y not lend her urs to use for d time been.
RomanceRe: What's Your One Piece Of Advise For Having A Successful Lasting Relationship? by pharrell8(m): 9:54pm On Sep 08, 2019
I believe its communication and trust.
RomanceRe: Who Drank From This Fridge? by pharrell8(m): 9:33pm On Sep 08, 2019
My grandma forced me to drink from it eh but tho it was fun.. May soul rest in peace..
RomanceRe: Is This Girl Chasing Me? PHOTOS by pharrell8(m): 9:30pm On Sep 08, 2019
I concur wit @Blackivy29.. I believe she's now set marriage and giving u signs for it.
RomanceRe: Do You Have A Crush On Someone Here On Nairaland? by pharrell8(m): 9:17pm On Sep 08, 2019
Hmm... Dem dey try sha
RomanceRe: Is It True That Some Guys Do These To Girls(pics). by pharrell8(m): 9:13pm On Sep 08, 2019
Except so cos once u av gotten wat u need, u collect it back.
RomanceRe: Do You Have A Crush On Someone Here On Nairaland? by pharrell8(m): 5:58pm On Sep 08, 2019
How can u crush on someone u av not seen moreova ds a faceless forum.
RomanceRe: Is It True That Some Guys Do These To Girls(pics). by pharrell8(m): 5:56pm On Sep 08, 2019
Actually I don't see reason one will gift his gf something and den collect it back to me its childish, I rather not buy dan buying and collect it later cos of misunderstanding.
RomanceRe: by pharrell8(m): 5:53pm On Sep 08, 2019
She don't love u..
RomanceRe: How True Is This Twitter Statement ( Photo ) by pharrell8(m): 2:17pm On Sep 08, 2019
Fact...
RomanceRe: _A Message To My Future Wife When We Get Married_ by pharrell8(m): 11:52am On Sep 08, 2019
Nice thread.
RomanceRe: 40 Things You Should Never Do Or Say. Get Inspired by pharrell8(m): 11:08am On Sep 08, 2019
Nice words one should hold av in mind.
RomanceRe: Story Of My Life by pharrell8(m): 7:23am On Sep 08, 2019
Have u informed d gal u loved abt ur child if u av den I'll suggest u follow ur hrt.
RomanceRe: 250 Romantic Nicknames For Your Loved Ones by pharrell8(m): 8:48pm On Sep 05, 2019
OP U no include ds one oh.. Yayita..
RomanceRe: Olosho Don't Like Kissing! Edey Vex Me! by pharrell8(m): 8:31pm On Sep 05, 2019
Ahswear wic mks no fun
RomanceRe: Attention Nairalanders! I Will Address You The Way You Address Me by pharrell8(m): 8:29pm On Sep 05, 2019
Uhmm
RomanceRe: Why Most Relationship Doesn't Last by pharrell8(m): 8:22pm On Sep 05, 2019
Pls OP y not copy and paste dan directing us to anoda platform..
RomanceRe: The Jamaica-based model, Joy Shared Sultry Pictures With Her Bikini. PHOTOS by pharrell8(m): 8:17pm On Sep 05, 2019
Warrisdis....
RomanceRe: I Say Mek I Ask by pharrell8(m): 7:15pm On Sep 05, 2019
;DSure guy!!
RomanceRe: Tell Us Exactly What Is Stopping You From Dating Someone Here by pharrell8(m): 5:50pm On Sep 05, 2019
Here to read comments 🙄
RomanceRe: U Guy's Should Stop Breaking Peoples Heart. by pharrell8(m): 12:26pm On Sep 05, 2019
Even if its made clear still ladies won't agree to it.. Even if its sex, relationship, companionship etc..
SportsRe: Don't Have Dinner With Cristiano Ronaldo - Patrice Evra Warns Messi by pharrell8(m): 7:16pm On Sep 02, 2019
Laurene:
yes it's a privilege for Messi to be invited by the most popular athlete in the world to a dinner.
Lols...
Pls goan re-watch DAT video and see who needs d DINNER!
RomanceRe: Guys, Have You Ever Been Wooed By A Gay? by pharrell8(m): 9:23pm On Aug 31, 2019
aishaemeka:
I think this is one of the most disgusting thing to me for a guy to woo me. It is sickening. Anyone with such crazy experience of a guy wooing them?

Ba na so magana!! Kai!! ina mata ki?
Yeas oh several times.
SportsRe: Don't Have Dinner With Cristiano Ronaldo - Patrice Evra Warns Messi by pharrell8(m): 5:57pm On Aug 31, 2019
Davash222:
It’s a privilege to Messi to be invited for dinner by Ronaldo. Messi would always cherish that moment.
Funny u. smiley
Davash222:
It’s a privilege to Messi to be invited for dinner by Ronaldo. Messi would always cherish that moment.
Funny u.
RomanceRe: Hubby's Mobile Number Seen In The Searching For Single Women Section by pharrell8(m): 12:30pm On Aug 31, 2019
J111333:
Give a man money, you'll see his real character and give woman a position of authority, she'll show her hidden character.
Mr. Man, I can smell your type from the distance. All it takes for you to get a sidechick is a huge wallet and some level of exposure trust me.
Lols, if dats wat u see ursef as cos I know mysef too well even if I'm too rich I can't still and would NEVER CHEAT..
RomanceRe: Hubby's Mobile Number Seen In The Searching For Single Women Section by pharrell8(m): 12:27pm On Aug 31, 2019
olutunde12:
No man here can tell me doesn't cheat one way or the other.
I can proudly say I don't cheat..
RomanceRe: Hubby's Mobile Number Seen In The Searching For Single Women Section by pharrell8(m): 7:19am On Aug 30, 2019
agbonkamen:
well I will advice you to put it in prayer but to Frank with you 99.9% men cheat I don't know why probably because men are polygamous in nature.
How sure re u??
RomanceRe: Hubby's Mobile Number Seen In The Searching For Single Women Section by pharrell8(m): 7:18am On Aug 30, 2019
J111333:
What fvcking prayer?
Truth is men will always cheat, those who aren't cheating currently haven't seen the opportunity or an excuse.
A wise wife keep her home in peace and in one piece, not fighting to keep her husband from cheating. It's a waste of time and effort to try to stop him from cheating but keeping the home in peace will discourage him and reduce his chances.
Pls not all MEN cheat, u cheat does not mean another will do d same or have a reason to do.
RomanceRe: Help Am Confused,she Can't Let Go by pharrell8(m): 7:14pm On Aug 27, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Guys don't deserve love, I swear. Smh.
How if I may ask eh.
D guy is just been truthful to her but she wouldn't wan to see d brighter side
RomanceRe: My Opinion On Sex by pharrell8(m): 9:33pm On Aug 21, 2019
LillyVal:
My Opinion On Sex By MiaBallot

“God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time” ― Robin McLaurin Williams

I reached puberty at 16, when I was almost done with my secondary school; was fully “matured” by 17 and a half and had my first sex at 20. One year later I was already hoeing for money.

My first guy was a dude called Daniel. Very stupid fellow. Liar, deceiver and evil minded degenerate. He taught me the greatest lesson of my life and made me realize one thing: all men are after sex in every relationship.

Forget what he tells you, that is what he wants. Believe it or not, many men pay for books and tutorials on bedding ladies. It sounds weird and funny but it is true.

That brings me to one thing about we women. We are always being insincere about what we want in a relationship.

Guys only want one thing: sex.

Women only want two things in a relationship: good sex and money.

When I say good sex, I mean good as in extremely good. That sex that makes us sleep off when you’re done, that’s what we want. Tell him that is what you want, woman. Men, that is what we want, put that in your heads.

Not that one that you go “ha-ha,” “yee-yee” screaming like donkeys before shouting “I’m cuming, I’m cuming” then cuming and collapsing on us like you are cursed. Some men even grab a lady’s boobs like it was a piece of cloth, pressing it like they'are just learning how to play a piano. Some even finger the coochie when it is dry, who does that?

I don’t blame men though. They have always had a poor understanding of the woman’s anatomy. Most don’t even know parts of the vagina. I’m not surprised, how many know the parts of their penis? Most cannot even tell whether they are circumsized or not.

Men, please learn the parts of the coochie: labia minora, labia majora, clitoris, G spot etc, and stop being greedy in the bedroom.

Women, you too should learn the parts of a man’s dick. The one we call the head or tip is the glans. The hole at the top of the glans is called the meatus or urethal opening and the main body is called the shaft.

The underside of the glans that separates the glans from the shaft is called corona and the skin directly under it is called the frenulum.

That frenulum is one of the most sensitive part of the penis. The scrotum (balls) is also sensitive (to touch and temperature) and the perineum, that part between the anus and the scrotum is also very sensitive. Ladies giving bj’s, please take note.

Another thing I observed is that men only enjoy sex when they are cuming or when they are being ridden by a lady.

Ladies, the way to a man’s heart is not his stomach, it is sex, especially cowgirl and reverse cowgirl styles. Ride him and see what happens.

Most men are relaxed when you are on them unlike when they are on top and doing all the work. They even cum later and are usually very satisfied. Some won’t even think for sex for up to a week if they are properly laid.

Guys, you know that kind of sex that makes you to no longer feel the insides of your dick. When you are not even sure whether you still have any semen left in your a scrotum. That's what I'm talking about.

Ladies, slowly rub his chest when you are on him.

After riding him for a while, position yourself so that only the frenulum and glans (Forgotten what they are? Scroll up and check again) of his stuff is going in and out of your coochie while the shaft remains outside. You’ll need to raise your body up and inconvenience yourself during that period but it is worth it.

Some men even start moaning at this point.

He cannot think properly and will promise you anything you request for at this time since all the blood in his body is already concentrated on keeping the dick running. Five men are owing me cars because of this.

That is why I used that quote in the beginning. “God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time”. Unfortunate beings.

He will also be loyal after the sex. Not that he won’t bang anyone else if he wants to but he won’t just blank you out as he would have ordinarily done since he still wants the coochie.

At this moment, you should starve him of the coochie. Don't make any demands. Just starve him of it. Find one excuse or the other not to give him the coochie. No one will tell him before he fends for you.
LillyVal:
[b]My Opinion On Sex
By MiaBallot

“God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time” ― Robin McLaurin Williams

I reached puberty at 16, when I was almost done with my secondary school; was fully “matured” by 17 and a half and had my first sex at 20. One year later I was already hoeing for money.

My first guy was a dude called Daniel. Very stupid fellow. Liar, deceiver and evil minded degenerate. He taught me the greatest lesson of my life and made me realize one thing: all men are after sex in every relationship.

Forget what he tells you, that is what he wants. Believe it or not, many men pay for books and tutorials on bedding ladies. It sounds weird and funny but it is true.

That brings me to one thing about we women. We are always being insincere about what we want in a relationship.

Guys only want one thing: sex.

Women only want two things in a relationship: good sex and money.

When I say good sex, I mean good as in extremely good. That sex that makes us sleep off when you’re done, that’s what we want. Tell him that is what you want, woman. Men, that is what we want, put that in your heads.

Not that one that you go “ha-ha,” “yee-yee” screaming like donkeys before shouting “I’m cuming, I’m cuming” then cuming and collapsing on us like you are cursed. Some men even grab a lady’s boobs like it was a piece of cloth, pressing it like they'are just learning how to play a piano. Some even finger the coochie when it is dry, who does that?

I don’t blame men though. They have always had a poor understanding of the woman’s anatomy. Most don’t even know parts of the vagina. I’m not surprised, how many know the parts of their penis? Most cannot even tell whether they are circumsized or not.

Men, please learn the parts of the coochie: labia minora, labia majora, clitoris, G spot etc, and stop being greedy in the bedroom.

Women, you too should learn the parts of a man’s dick. The one we call the head or tip is the glans. The hole at the top of the glans is called the meatus or urethal opening and the main body is called the shaft.

The underside of the glans that separates the glans from the shaft is called corona and the skin directly under it is called the frenulum.

That frenulum is one of the most sensitive part of the penis. The scrotum (balls) is also sensitive (to touch and temperature) and the perineum, that part between the anus and the scrotum is also very sensitive. Ladies giving bj’s, please take note.

Another thing I observed is that men only enjoy sex when they are cuming or when they are being ridden by a lady.

Ladies, the way to a man’s heart is not his stomach, it is sex, especially cowgirl and reverse cowgirl styles. Ride him and see what happens.

Most men are relaxed when you are on them unlike when they are on top and doing all the work. They even cum later and are usually very satisfied. Some won’t even think for sex for up to a week if they are properly laid.

Guys, you know that kind of sex that makes you to no longer feel the insides of your dick. When you are not even sure whether you still have any semen left in your a scrotum. That's what I'm talking about.

Ladies, slowly rub his chest when you are on him.

After riding him for a while, position yourself so that only the frenulum and glans (Forgotten what they are? Scroll up and check again) of his stuff is going in and out of your coochie while the shaft remains outside. You’ll need to raise your body up and inconvenience yourself during that period but it is worth it.

Some men even start moaning at this point.

He cannot think properly and will promise you anything you request for at this time since all the blood in his body is already concentrated on keeping the dick running. Five men are owing me cars because of this.

That is why I used that quote in the beginning. “God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time”. Unfortunate beings.

He will also be loyal after the sex. Not that he won’t bang anyone else if he wants to but he won’t just blank you out as he would have ordinarily done since he still wants the coochie.

At this moment, you should starve him of the coochie. Don't make any demands. Just starve him of it. Find one excuse or the other not to give him the coochie. No one will tell him before he fends for you.
[/b]
LillyVal:
My Opinion On Sex By MiaBallot

“God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time” ― Robin McLaurin Williams

I reached puberty at 16, when I was almost done with my secondary school; was fully “matured” by 17 and a half and had my first sex at 20. One year later I was already hoeing for money.

My first guy was a dude called Daniel. Very stupid fellow. Liar, deceiver and evil minded degenerate. He taught me the greatest lesson of my life and made me realize one thing: all men are after sex in every relationship.

Forget what he tells you, that is what he wants. Believe it or not, many men pay for books and tutorials on bedding ladies. It sounds weird and funny but it is true.

That brings me to one thing about we women. We are always being insincere about what we want in a relationship.

Guys only want one thing: sex.

Women only want two things in a relationship: good sex and money.

When I say good sex, I mean good as in extremely good. That sex that makes us sleep off when you’re done, that’s what we want. Tell him that is what you want, woman. Men, that is what we want, put that in your heads.

Not that one that you go “ha-ha,” “yee-yee” screaming like donkeys before shouting “I’m cuming, I’m cuming” then cuming and collapsing on us like you are cursed. Some men even grab a lady’s boobs like it was a piece of cloth, pressing it like they'are just learning how to play a piano. Some even finger the coochie when it is dry, who does that?

I don’t blame men though. They have always had a poor understanding of the woman’s anatomy. Most don’t even know parts of the vagina. I’m not surprised, how many know the parts of their penis? Most cannot even tell whether they are circumsized or not.

Men, please learn the parts of the coochie: labia minora, labia majora, clitoris, G spot etc, and stop being greedy in the bedroom.

Women, you too should learn the parts of a man’s dick. The one we call the head or tip is the glans. The hole at the top of the glans is called the meatus or urethal opening and the main body is called the shaft.

The underside of the glans that separates the glans from the shaft is called corona and the skin directly under it is called the frenulum.

That frenulum is one of the most sensitive part of the penis. The scrotum (balls) is also sensitive (to touch and temperature) and the perineum, that part between the anus and the scrotum is also very sensitive. Ladies giving bj’s, please take note.

Another thing I observed is that men only enjoy sex when they are cuming or when they are being ridden by a lady.

Ladies, the way to a man’s heart is not his stomach, it is sex, especially cowgirl and reverse cowgirl styles. Ride him and see what happens.

Most men are relaxed when you are on them unlike when they are on top and doing all the work. They even cum later and are usually very satisfied. Some won’t even think for sex for up to a week if they are properly laid.

Guys, you know that kind of sex that makes you to no longer feel the insides of your dick. When you are not even sure whether you still have any semen left in your a scrotum. That's what I'm talking about.

Ladies, slowly rub his chest when you are on him.

After riding him for a while, position yourself so that only the frenulum and glans (Forgotten what they are? Scroll up and check again) of his stuff is going in and out of your coochie while the shaft remains outside. You’ll need to raise your body up and inconvenience yourself during that period but it is worth it.

Some men even start moaning at this point.

He cannot think properly and will promise you anything you request for at this time since all the blood in his body is already concentrated on keeping the dick running. Five men are owing me cars because of this.

That is why I used that quote in the beginning. “God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time”. Unfortunate beings.

He will also be loyal after the sex. Not that he won’t bang anyone else if he wants to but he won’t just blank you out as he would have ordinarily done since he still wants the coochie.

At this moment, you should starve him of the coochie. Don't make any demands. Just starve him of it. Find one excuse or the other not to give him the coochie. No one will tell him before he fends for you.
Hmm well said.

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