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MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]@phate,

your honor i would like to recieve a restraining order against the following NLders

190
Mr.Cork
D-Sense and
Amefi

i am accusing them of stalking.

i can't sleep at night.
i am restless and defenseless!

two weeks ago I saw and overheard them arguing over who would
slip into my home and -i believe - violation me. Amefi was still in the car urging them to hurry up but the other three were on my veranda!

When 190 saw me, all he could say to my amazement was "WHAT COLOR IS YOUR PANT?!" with this expression >> and then finally >>> (scary that face!) all of the others scattered but he stood there for a good moment then told me he would wooze me. At that moment I became even more afraid and as I turned to grab the telephone to call 911 all I heard was "KAI! see nyash!" and when i turned around he too was gone!

two days later i recieved 50 calls on my phone all private.
all i believe to be mastermined by d-sense but voiced by mr. cork asking
if mcdonalds is ok for our first date and how much do i charge to show my. . . and give lap dances. (*wails! )

Im so scared!!!!

i have nightmares and now I sleep with a night light and machete!

i disconnected my phone and even resorted to wearing camouflage when outside of my home but i always see Amefi's car nearby everywhere I go.

i dont even like the word pant anymore i threw away all of my [b]pant[/b]ein pro-v products and my jeans!

how do i go about this? i need help. asap! [/color]

ROTFLMAO

**dusts my robes and proclaims in a solemn voice**
RESTRAINING ORDER GRANTED!! The four males so named as 190, Mr.Cork, DSense and Amefi must always maintain a distance of not less than 500 metres at all times from MzDarkin.

They are also required to see the court psychiatrist for a 30-day session. And also pay a fine of $4000 to the plaintaif for personal damages. Failure to do this will attract harsh measures!

NEXT CASE!!!

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]@phate,

your honor i would like to recieve a restraining order against the following NLders

190
Mr.Cork
D-Sense and
Amefi

i am accusing them of stalking.

i can't sleep at night.
i am restless and defenseless!

two weeks ago I saw and overheard them arguing over who would
slip into my home and -i believe - violation me. Amefi was still in the car urging them to hurry up but the other three were on my veranda!

When 190 saw me, all he could say to my amazement was "WHAT COLOR IS YOUR PANT?!" with this expression >> and then finally >>> (scary that face!) all of the others scattered but he stood there for a good moment then told me he would wooze me. At that moment I became even more afraid and as I turned to grab the telephone to call 911 all I heard was "KAI! see nyash!" and when i turned around he too was gone!

two days later i recieved 50 calls on my phone all private.
all i believe to be mastermined by d-sense but voiced by mr. cork asking
if mcdonalds is ok for our first date and how much do i charge to show my. . . and give lap dances. (*wails! )

Im so scared!!!!

i have nightmares and now I sleep with a night light and machete!

i disconnected my phone and even resorted to wearing camouflage when outside of my home but i always see Amefi's car nearby everywhere I go.

i dont even like the word pant anymore i threw away all of my [b]pant[/b]ein pro-v products and my jeans!

how do i go about this? i need help. asap! [/color]

ROTFLMAO

**dusts my robes and proclaims in a solemn voice**
RESTRAINING ORDER GRANTED!! The four males so named as 190, Mr.Cork, DSense and Amefi must always maintain a distance of not less than 500 metres at all times from MzDarkin.

They are also required to see the court psychiatrist for a 30-day session. And also pay a fine of $4000 to the plaintaif for personal damages. Failure to do this will attract harsh measures!

NEXT CASE!!!

Goldieluks:
You always bribe me with shopping spree,why?
am tired of eating your money,i want to eat meat,lol.

But Sweets, have I not always proved my proficiency in bedmantic?

mukina2:
will look into it.
thanks

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]ok i have a serious case.

i am waiting for the mediator to take my statement/complaints. [/color]

Goldieluks:
I have a case to report. The father of my babiesrefused to play his role as a father.

He is one of the judges here,he's Phate07

I have not been taking care of my fatherly and husband roles?

Sweets pls withdraw this case, lets settle this in private. I will take you to Paris for a two weeks shopping spree.

sleekyb:
obvious your" lobbying" isnt working yet! just 140views

toba:
Court
My lord, im in love with 9 different nairalanders. 7 of which are faceless, with just 2 outside the cliche. What can i do sir? I will act as your lordship pleases

kandiikane:
THE NATURE OF SPACE

Space itself is the ability to accommodate energy. Consider for a moment the following
illustration:
A signal (energy) is transmitted from point A to point B. A and B are separated by a
finite distance. Consider three periods of time:
1) The signal is launched from A.
2) The signal resides in the space between A and B.
3) The signal arrives at B.
If (3) occurs simultaneously with (1) we say that the signal has traveled at infinite
velocity. The signal has never resided in the intervening space and therefore there exists
no space between A and B. A is virtually at the same point in space as B. For real
space to exist between A and B it is necessary that a signal travelling between them be
"lost" with reference to both points for a finite period of time.

Now we know that for real space to exist between two points a signal travelling between
them will propagate at a finite velocity . If a signal will not travel between two
points, as in the case when c=0, then we can also conclude that there is no link or intervening
space between them. We have no means of detecting either an infinite velocity-supporting space
or zero-velocity space, so they do not exist as usable scientific concepts. If space cannot
accommodate a signal it has no function and no reality. We are left then with the only real
space, the home of the real and virtual vacuum. Space which supports a finite, nonzero velocity
where .

The above discussion dealt with a definition of space and the propagation velocity it will
support. A similar argument applies to the impedance of space. A medium can only
accommodate positive energy if the medium resists it to a reasonable degree. Neither an
infinitely strong spring nor an infinitely weak one can absorb or accommodate energy by being
compressed. Neither an infinitely large mass nor an infinitely light mass can absorb or
accommodate energy imparted by collision. The same holds true for space. Energy cannot enter
space of zero impedance (i.e; ) any more than a force can bear on a mass of zero
magnitude. Similarly, energy could not enter space of infinite impedance. It follows therefore,
that necessary properties of real space are:
1) finite propagation velocity
2) finite impedance.
Continuing our discussion of space and the values of c, Zo, µ, we take as given
that real space sustains non-zero finite impedance and velocity as follows:

where: µ and are characteristics of a unit volume
As yet we have not arrived at volume, which implies real space. At this point in our
discussion we have merely described c and Zo . Therefore, we can only define µ and in terms
of them. Algebraically it can be shown that:

Although we have said that the fundamental characteristics of space are c and Zo , perhaps
it is better to say that they are t and Zo , where t is the time delay through a finite segment of
space replacing c, the velocity through that segment. It is profitable to move away from the idea
of constant velocity c travelling through space which leads one to conceptualization of a segment
of space which traversed in 1 nanosecond (nsec) is 1 foot long. If one starts with a conceptual
frame in which space is in terms of t, a segment of space can easily be though of as 1 nsec wide,
and the energy entering it appears leaving it 1 nsec later. Subsidiary concepts of length and
velocity can then be deduced as needed. We could alternately say that space was (a) 1 foot wide
with a propagation velocity of 1 foot/nsec, or (b) 2 feet wide with a velocity of 2 feet/nsec.
Fundamental to the proposed world view is the reality that no experiment could help us decide
between (a) and (b). The essence of space is time, not distance, and only one propagation
velocity () is possible through a segment of space. Thus, time through a segment is
intimately related to the length of the segment. Propagation which is not at the speed of light
cannot exist according to this world view.

Rgp92:
Seun or Mukina <3? Can you please make this topic on the homepage? So people can see and vote