₦airaland Forum

Nairalandi:
Pls can one tell me how to say I MISSED YOU in Igbo?

Goldieluks:
the time you decided to elope with that ugly girl friend of yours.
you weren't on topic sweets.

Okay sweets, i promise not to play away march again.

Goldieluks:
It is a long story.

But Sweets, i didn't break it then. I just bent it a lil bit.

claremont:
This thread na di koko , after all no bi everyday we suppose dey speak oyingbo wey no even bi our language. As for me, I no get any useful advice for the Poster apart from [size=20pt]my prayer make God help you make the right decision[/size], I jus dey feel this thread dey go sha

Dude, i thought you said you did not believe in the existence of God? And that prayers were futile?

Well, you are only fooling yourself and those gullible enough to listen to your rantings.

sexkillz:

HOLY Poo! Did Claremont actually say HE PRAYS? to GOD?

Damn! I knew he was a HYPOCRITE of an ATHEIST! Running around Nairaland, preaching that GOD does not EXIST and PRAYERS TOO!
Now who's DELUDED BOO?

Breeze don blow, and fowl nyash don show. Arranticus nonsenticus!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Toilets in boarding house was traumatizing.  [/color]

Yeah, true. I still have a morbid distaste for all public toilets.

190:
^Loool my nickname was el fenomena

What does it mean? Goals?

livedit:
Oddly Phate, I didn't have nightmares.  However, I was traumatized for the next several months when I had to let my dog out in the morning thinking another person would be laying there.  Even until this day whenever I visit the old neighborhood, I look strangely over there where she was.

pDude:
I once fell into a canal some years back when jogging on one unfamiliar and lonely street in the night. The canal was filled with shyt.t and waste and I was stuck inside for a while. Still have flashbacks and nightmare about when falling into empty space. I remember seeing the moon's reflection in the canal water as I fell and you know what? It felt like I was floating in space for those few microseconds between falling and splashing inside.

I am presently shivering as I think back of the experience.

You fell inside shit? Mehn that's some funny ish.
Sorry. I once had an experience like that when i was quite smaller. But it was inside mud I fell.

livedit:
Hmm, livedit most traumatizing experience, shoot there are many Phate07. 

To make a long story short, I remember many years back in high school, (livedit lived on the end house on my street next to a junkyard in a not so good neighborhood back then) (the hood) waking up one morning to go to let my puppy dog outside and opened the back door to find a n.aked lady dead wearing just a pair of red socks on laying on the side of the house. 

That's just one story.