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Lol op !! Sorry what if i know gree nko 100 :Dtips no feel work

[b]sexist !! I swear,, am ignorant of this o u con study the in and out[b/]

olasmith10:
The vagina Aldo is averagely like 8cm in length, buh its folded inside to allow grt elasticity during sex and childbirth.. it can double its length wen aroused...which confirms more abt d complexity of women...too difficult to understand.

D upper 1/3 of d vagina is d most erogenous as it contains few nerve fibers compared to d remaining 2/3...reason y some women crave for snake size d.ick may be cos of combination of diff factors

1.d cervix which signifies d terminations of d vagina is believed to be slightly erogenous...a very long Computer (d.ick) can only be opportune to get dier cos of d fact dat d v.Gina stretches wen aroused..

2.some women were trained with long d.icks right from dier first class...hence, deh can't imagine bn with a smaller one..more like backward never, forward ever!!!

3.Adult movies also puts d mentality dat d long Dickson is required for sexual satisfaction.. and u know ladies na, their tot is seeing is believing..

buh truth is, as a whole, d v.Gina lacks a nerve ending, reason why paturation ( childbirth) is less painful.. as a result of dis, d upper 1/3 basically d anterior wall of d v.Gina is where d business is...strike it very well and even if ur d.cickson is as small as d ATM card, ur lady will always PEPSI (ask for more)

[quote author=Orijin101 post=34393912][/quote]answer nah !?

dharay99:

beat me then.

promising u knock in yah head

Adaeze003:
I think the only harmful effect(that I know of) is seeing you in the mirror and not recognizing yourself...

Don't let makeup define you...

lol

Make i type :::::::::::::::::: Why not..... ? Since i won't do anh

dharay99:

can sum1 summarize dat
write up...

net don catch u again !! I said u are very very LAZY

Orijin101 tell me that's the way u woo now !! How u con know

Lol job opportunity kee? As if we no get job like u mtcheew abi sinaj?

dharay99:

huh,
I wish it was.

it's !! Advice dah babe to reduce make up

1 Whencxavi almost signed for Milan. His father gave
his “yes” to him but his mother said “if
Xavi leaves Barca, I will divorce!”
2. While Zlatan Ibrahimovich’s youth
team was 4-0 down, he came in as a
substitute and scored 8 goals.
3. Juan Mata is the first player in history
to have joined Manchester United from
Chelsea.
4. Xherdan Shaqiri has so far won league
titles in every year of his professional
career !
5. Alex Song has 27 siblings – 17 sisters
and 10 brothers.
6. Ryan Giggs is the only Premier League
player to score 100 goals without scoring
a hat-trick.
7. Cristiano Ronaldo was named after
former US President Ronald Reagan.
8. Steven Gerrard has swapped his jersey
with more than a hundred players, but
never with a Man United player.
9. Ronaldinho first gained media
attention when his youth team won 23 –
0. He scored all 23 goals.
10. Chelsea have been relegated more
times than they have won the league.
11. The difference in Messi’s age and
Ronaldo’s age is 869 days. The same
difference between Messi and Ronaldo’s
son.
12. Zinedine Zidane was never caught
offside in his whole career.
13. Only one GOLD Premier League
trophy has been awarded and it was to
Arsenal because in 2003/2004 season, they
didn’t lose one match.
14. Brazilian legend, Pele, scored 92 hat-
tricks, 4goals on 31 occasions, 5 goals on
6 occasions, and 8 goals onan occasion.
15. When Mourinho says you have a
bright future, it means you can’t make his
team at the present.
16. Cristiano Ronaldo was expelled from
school at the age of 14 after throwing a
chair at his teacher for mocking his
family’s financial status.
17. CR7 has no tattoos because he
frequently gives blood and getting a
tattoo will render him unable to do so for
6 months.
18. Real Madrid sold 50,000 James
Rodriguez jerseys in one day. Juventus
sold 0 (zero) Bendtner jersey in one
season.
19. In January 2003, Van Gaal was SACKED
by Barcelona after leaving them just 3
points above the relegation zone.
20. Louis Van Gaal and David Moyes
attended the same Tactical Management
School.
21. Arsenal bought Anelka, Overmars,
Petit, Henry,Vieira, Fabregas, RVP,
Adebayor and Nasri for £42 million. Then
sold them for £206 million.
22. Hearts of Oak never lost a game in the
Ghana Premier League but they couldn’t
clinch the league title.
Which one of them do you find
interesting?
Cc: Lalasticlala

MRBrownJ:
@ Pheals
and yet you forgot the #1 harmful effect of cosmetics, ABOVE any other......... MISREPRESENTATION OF WHO THEY TRULY ARE!

yeap !!

dharay99:

mtcheeeeew, too long.

Bring out broom beat anh... Wa wa wa [ land him a slap gboa !!!

Olodo so u didn't read in school too ??

Source: listcrux.com/top-10-harmful-effects-of-using-cosmetics/


10) Unwanted dependency on cosmetics
The common notion among people is that they cannot look beautiful or handsome if they missed out on a cosmetic or just ran out of it. This dependency can lead too many troubles and is nothing less than an addiction for them. From my personal experience I would like to add that here are people who can skip occasions or get-togethers if there cosmetics are not with them or if they can’t do make up. Well with god’s grace everyone has been given with a good face and I can’t find myself a reason to be so dependent on cosmetics. Believe me you can look even better without them.


9) Headaches
Headache is a very common issue after putting up make up for long periods of time. Generally ladies feel dizziness, tired and nausea after prolonged exposures to high makeup. Even men must have felt that during the long wait for performance in annual function with full make up. even if the performance was not so tiring but you would feel sleepy and dizzy, its the effect of makeup. A lot of care is therefore taken while removing of makeup. Absolutely nothing should be left behind. It has been found that cosmetics contain certain ingredients which on exposure to humans directly in large amount may lead to a state of unconsciousness. So wear makeup, but make sure its not for just too long and if you have to spend a large amount of time then prefer light makeup to avoid headaches.


8 )Hair Problems
Funky hairstyles are very popular and eye catching. Today’s youth and children find it very cool and thus make a move for them. Use of shampoos, conditioners, hair colors, gels and serums may actually harm your tresses pretty badly.

7) Danger to reproductive organs
Use of bubble baths or certain oils may affect your reproductive organs if in direct contact. They can even lead to infertility. It has been found that any cosmetic containing asbestos like talcum powder when in direct contact with organs can even affect the menstrual cycle leading to other imbalances.

6)Ageing
Yes one may start looking older than heshe actually is. All the makeup and moisturizers actually do some damage to your skin and with prolonged use wrinkles and other signs of ageing may be visible. The cosmetic makers are so smart that they then release anti- ageing creams and lotions. These cosmetics then fight the signs of ageing. They are making money and it is us who have to suffer. Be careful while choosing your products and make sure if their reviews are correct and genuine because not all products in market may be harmful.

5) Cancer and other chronic diseases
With the benefits, cosmetics also bring danger of diseases like cancer and many other chronic ones. Lipstick contains aluminum which may cause long term anemia and even glucose intolerance. Many products contain chemicals like zinc oxide, BHA, barium sulphate etc. are very harmful for body and may result in many organ failures like that of kidney and liver. Further if swallowed even by mistake; generally the lip cares, lip balms and lipsticks go in with food can lead to many respiratory diseases also.

4)Damage to nails
Nail paints, Nail polish, manicures and pedicures all seem very hygienic but are actually damaging to nails if done very regularly or frequently. The quality of nails decreases and they become fragile. Keeping long nails becomes a big issue after that; extra care has to be taken.

3) Harmful for eyes
Eye shadow, mascara, kajal and other forms of eye makeup can harm the eyes of user very badly. Girls who wear lenses may harm their eyes even more because the chemicals present affects the lens material and can result in something very damaging like thinning of eyelashes and eye infections. Mascara can cause

2) Allergies
There are different types of allergies possible with excessive use of cosmetics and at times there side effects even if the usage is limited. The allergies can be of skin, breathing, eating, hair etc. Skin allergies may be allergy to certain kind of lotions or creams. Breathing allergies are damage to nose and nasal passage due to intake of cosmetics by mistake or even deliberate. Eating difficulties as it may result in glucose intolerance as mentioned earlier as well. Hair allergies are like allergy to usage of shampoos or conditioners or intolerance of scalp to certain oil.

1)Skin Diseases and Reactions
Skin diseases and reactions have been a common problem with use of fairness creams, sunscreens and sunblocks. There may be a permanent discoloration of skin or severe damage to skin. Believe me a damage to skin especially on face may be very torturing. every now and then a person from the crowd may pop up and ask what happened or would have loads of advice to give you because his relative had the same problem. There can be much severe issues with the skin like skin cancer, presently skin cancer is not that easily treatable at mostly fatal.

Opportunity...u better open your mouth before it burst

Jeeesuu.... U na wonh kill person !! Anh anh [area]

[b]that girl is a bore hole...... U wonh marry ajekun[b/]

ANGELMARVE:
only if she is kim kardasian

pretydiva:
may God deliver ur reasoning faculty

Amen !! So what's my wrong doing

Robbers don dey go with fucking machine ?? I pray they should get her back

[b]bro in every region.. There's thieves so taking them to court in ibadan doesn't make them yoruba, let reason now ah .... Don't talk like kids nah[b/]

AdeluwaTemi:
I knew it, my mind kept telling me that this fraudsters would be yoruba.


our governors should do something about the high rate of crime in our region

This is not gej so u can't go freely

Geestunnar:
Do you want to attend, i have the address but u have to deposit a certain fee into my account... Lol

or make i give u my own account no.

Lol nice study..about igbo op u are right with your...

Igbo guys we be here to throw there grammar bomb on u now !!

Some people are paying for that in hospitals





na spiritual problem be regular fart ......olohun maje ..mary for where ? What if he's dangote son? '' hell no , Am rich enough, gotta wait for bill gate son .....

[b]u are number one because that's your mind desire.. U observe that first and u have choosing the best for yourself [b/]

Jennimma:
Some girls be like send me to number 7

Number 10.... interesting

I think I like the no test, grade, homework school.

Geestunnar:
10. Witch School

Salem Witches Institute is a wizarding school located just outside of Salem, Massachusetts. The school resides in a forested area, hidden from muggles. It is a co-ed institution for young witches and wizards aged 12-18. It is the most prestigous magical school in America, so it is considered a great honor for students to attend. Started as a finishing school for young ladies studying magic, the school now houses both genders and has a strong focus on culture and arts. The site offers a numerous different courses in Wicca, Paganism, Divinatory Arts, and more. Over 240,000 students have joined the site since its opening.

they are using spiritual plane lol witch school, no specific address @ op ......

HungerBAD:
I will try and afford her a Gideon Pocket Bible.

that one na free now...who know get bible for house..

I once check your username again i know say hunger bad...

Born2eatPussy:
R-I-P English

amen !

tosyne2much:
So bawo ni ?

Oko ati awon omo nko ?

they are smiling ni parlour

tosyne2much:
hahahahhaha


Iwo lo so be ooooo

yes quiet sure ..only ignorance people dnt know