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Business / Re: I Pay 120k For An Old Payment Received Adsense Plus Website by philsbaba: 11:17pm On Feb 29, 2020
120k is too small. If you said 1.2 million naira now, ee for make sense. 5yr old Naija adsense with domain.
Business / Re: First Bank Wins 2019 Oil And Gas Banker Award by philsbaba: 7:55pm On Feb 29, 2020
But the idiots are oweing a small firm money for logo design

Read more here: https://www.nairaland.com/5591806/how-first-bank-did-not
Business / Re: How First Bank Did not pay us for designing 125th Year Logo(read FBN's reply) by philsbaba: 7:41pm On Feb 29, 2020
lalasticlala come and do your thing. If it is snake now, nobody go tell you before you do your magic. fuckin snake eater

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Crime / Re: The Lagos Jungle, Agbole Where Sex Strives by philsbaba: 1:02pm On Feb 27, 2020
abeg give us corrrect address of the place let us confirm by ourself wink

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Family / Re: Stereotype About Only Sons by philsbaba: 3:17pm On Feb 25, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

That is not true

Your girl friend knows nothing about what she is saying

Am also the only son
I got five female siblings

Huzzling go nearly finish you. Stress! You need a great sense of responsibility. You need mental strength
Some matter go happen ehnnn. Those girls nor go fit jump follow you. Na only you go face am. Sometimes you will feel lonely. You go dey huzzle dey use your money for reasonable things for the house but their own money them go dey use am for all type of hair styles: braiding, twisting, Rihanna, bob Marley, buy weavon. Fix okuku hair styles. Them go dey fix nails even fix nails when dey show light in the night

The only thing i benefits is the unending love they do show me. They direct all their love towards me because girls actually don't love themselves!
Fear nor go let them talk for outside but na for house them dey show muscle!
stop saying niggar. It sucks
Religion / Re: How God Saved Me From Masturbation And Pornography Addiction After 10 Years by philsbaba: 10:40am On Feb 23, 2020
CEOwatazs:


Interesting, i knew mine is about coming to an end.

8years into that; meaning 2more years to go.

Enjoy your freedom... We joining you soonest
this one is mad oo grin

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Religion / Re: How God Saved Me From Masturbation And Pornography Addiction After 10 Years by philsbaba: 10:39am On Feb 23, 2020
Fabolousibk1:
So you have stop masturbation just for a month and giving testimony!? My brother wait till about 6months or a year before you can share testimony oooo..
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Masturbation is a very strong addition oo
Is not easy to break through from it
Wish you Good luck BRO
no mind am jare.... Hin stop for one month, hin dey rejoice.. angry

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Sports / Re: The Reasons Why Anthony Oluwafemi Joshua Will Always Be in Nigeria by philsbaba: 6:50pm On Feb 22, 2020
post=86867443:
#RESPECT to Joshua.
The Son of the Soil himself.

What a very Handsome dude... kiss

Sexy eyes.
Great Body,
Respectful and jovial,
Always smiling (apart from when he is inside the boxing ring....of course not! cheesy)
..... Overall,
Fat, Very Fat Wallet!
OMG shocked


Ladies, are you with us ?
shut up angry foolish gay
Investment / Re: Which Business Can I Do With 1m And Make 10k Profit by philsbaba: 12:02pm On Feb 16, 2020
kelvine:
Not true. It will amaze you that some bike riders make that much.

POS business makes that much

Some restaurants and Akara sellers make that much

Others.

Those guys selling Cotonu shoes and jeans in ikeja along

Bet9ja guys make far more

Get a shop of 120K per annum. Buy/import goods in high demand (say 600K) within 2 months You will be making more than 10K per day



your mouth sweet no be small.... I'm not sure you've done any business Atall grin we're talking of profit here
Religion / Re: Dual Carriageway Constructed By Dunamis Church In Mararaba, Nasarawa (Photos) by philsbaba: 9:13am On Feb 09, 2020
implementing:
Of course it has to be the road leading to thier church ..the earlier everyone drops religion the better this life starts making sense

Modified

I worship satan I'm not a Christian nor Muslim...PM me to join our whatsapp group and have all the wealth you need
you get money so??
Business / Re: I Will Pay 120k For An Old Payment Received Nigerian Adsense Plus Domain by philsbaba: 12:33pm On Feb 04, 2020
I got a quality adsense receive payment over 5 times. 500k last price
Romance / Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by philsbaba: 12:21pm On Feb 04, 2020
Shibaraba:
Brought all her friends plus two guys. I would have fallen mugu because the money was nothing but what vexed me was the two guys doing snap chats taking selfies and videos with words like

"was down before and now I'm here. Popping Henessey with my boys. Me cash money, oil money, waya waya money"

Three Henessey, two Moet, shawarma 8 , two packets of Benson, 8 bottle water, two catfish pepper soup. Funny thing is they were doing the calling. All I called for was still in front of me before the lady came. 2 bottles of 33 with 500 suya.
I made sure they drank it well. They all opened the drinks. The guys went to the dancing floor holding Henessey and pouring for guys. Forming yahoo. I called the barman paid for what I ordered for and left. 2 bottles and suya 500 making 1100.
The missed calls started from 8.pm and went on till the next day when I finally blocked her. Atenu oshi


grin grin is this a true life story??

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Romance / Re: What’s The Weirdest Date You've Been On? by philsbaba: 12:19pm On Feb 04, 2020
Slawormir:


Damnnnnn niggarrr
It is obvious you are not a real niggarrr

Stop crying
Real niggarrrz don't go on a date

Real niggarrrz bang pussies and move on
Real niggarrrz see women as swimming pool
They bang their own and move on.
They don't do those romantic stuffs like going on a date

Just huzzle some money and pussies will be yours.
To make it worse. Just get a ride even if it is a low budget ass ride then i can bet my balls you will be banging enough Pussies

You see those my two ride. Am going to blur the background because of sars and efcc


Shut the fck up and stop saying niggarrr. It's irritating

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Romance / Re: Sexiest Butt Ever Seen In History by philsbaba: 9:03am On Feb 01, 2020
Ode ni Bobo yi sha
Celebrities / Re: Ozioma Onuzulike: Naira Marley, The Deadly Virus & His Marlians Cult by philsbaba: 7:33pm On Jan 27, 2020
kingui:
UNN Youngest Professor, Ozioma Onuzulike Writes About The Marlians Cult

*The Deadly Virus Called Naira Marley*

By Ozioma Onuzulike

“Quarter pass, you still want to get high/After one original tramadol extra…/ I want to wake up inside money… /Yeah, come! Am I guilty?/ I am smart and I am making money… /Am I a yahoo boy? No evidence…”

Taken from “Mafo” (2019), these lines easily spotlight the hot lure of our youth towards Naira Marley’s world of reckless lifestyle. Azeez Fashola took up the stage name “Naira Marley” in admiration of Bob Marley, the late reggae musician. Like Bob Marley, he wears dreadlocks and is a notorious smoker and promoter of cannabis (Indian hemp or Igbo). He is the latest deadly virus in town, creating a cult followership among the youth who are called Marlians.

Like an evil genius, Azeez Fashola easily sells the Marlian brand to his admirers by blowing their heads with customised volleys of “Marlians! Marlians! Marlians!...” Many adults have also swallowed the bait. One of them recently thumbed up Azeez Fashola’s photograph on the social media, gleefully declaring: “This is the Marlian Prince”. He proceeded to enlist as one of Naira Marley’s spin doctors, blatantly lying that Naira Marley “studied uptil (sic) Masters level in the UK and holds a degree with distinction in Business Law”. Is he correct? Has Azeez Fashola attended any degree-awarding school? Naira Marley’s last school was a Sixth Form college (Crossways College) at which point he left off formal education because, according to his own confession to the EFCC, “I had kids at that time, so I took a break and started making music till date”. But his spin doctor told ‘white’ lies in his spirited effort to convince his audience that Naira Marley is, according to him, “a successful young man, living an interesting life”. And why not? Naira Marley, born only on 9th May 1994, is married to two wives and has four kids!

Concerned parents should discountenance Naira Marley’s spin doctors on social media who are dutifully reading his recent Wikipedia entry upside down to the extent of expressly awarding him a master’s degree in an unknown field of study. They are working hard to dispel fears that real Marlians do not become school drop outs even when they are “mannerless” and smoke weed like their Prince, change women like clothes and immerse themselves in the quest for easy money that are spent on alcohol and sex – vices that constitute the selling points of their Prince’s music videos.

As a parent, take out some time to understand the lyrics of Naira Marley’s latest hit song “Soapy”, which he released after his recent “visit” to the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC). Watch Naira Marley himself or members of his growing gang do the “Soapy Dance”. You will be surprised to witness how audacious Naira Marley has grown in injecting deadly viruses into the brains of our youth.

Before now, you may have seen people dancing lewd dances with their vibrating buttocks and changing gear sometimes to make gestures that are suggestive of the sexual act itself. But you have seen nothing yet. In his so-called “Soapy Dance”, Naira Marley has got those vulgar dance moves “improved” by his introduction of a very explicit sexual gesture that has extended the deadly reach of today’s insanity. Beginning with the song’s title, “Soapy”, he makes no pretensions about his glamorisation and promotion of masturbation. In doing this so-called “Soapy Dance”, the right or left hand is held in front of one’s groin in a way that visually suggests it is holding up a man’s charged “thing”. A rhythmic glide of the folded hand is sustained at work while the dancer seductively moves his or her groin in an aggressively suggestive way.

That is not all. It is even more perplexing and vexing to encounter Naira Marley’s deliberate injection of real or simulated voices of children into the “Soapy” choruses in ways that easily sway unsuspecting kids to sing along with him. What good does a practical lesson on masturbation do to your children? He even ends the song, most enchantingly, by cautioning on the wrong kind of soap to masturbate with. Your children innocuously sing with him, oblivious of the song’s poisonous flow that gradually finds its way into their vulnerable brain. Naira Marley’s “Soapy Dance” is sugar-coated poison! Like a delicious candy, your children nod their heads to its sweetness at first, but, if care is not taken, they are bound to be silently and gradually destroyed by the candy’s deadly core!

You may also examine Naira Marley’s “PXTA”, his music video featuring a large crowd of shameless young men and women dancing with bare bottoms and even copulating like dogs. You will find a set of pregnant girls dressed in what looks like secondary school pinafore uniforms and who suddenly turn to dance the “ass dance”. In this video, Naira Marley unambiguously defines the qualifications for admittance of young, impressionable minds into the Marlian “gang” (to use his own expression!). In the song’s introduction, you hear Naira Marley say “Hey control the crowd, control the crowd/ Marlians come forward, the rest Bleep off…” Well dressed young men are refused admission into the dance arena as Naira Marley intones, [s]“If herb is not getting you high, just play Naira Marley song and you will scatter/We[/s] the mannerless ones; zero belt, a thousand trousers”. The young men pull out their belts and stagger into the arena to join Naira Marley whose own ‘belt-less’ trouser hangs below his ass as he continues singing “Do you know MD?/ That means you should dance Marlian Dance/Can you see NBG?/ Don’t bother saying too much; it is we, the no belt gang!”

From my interactions with students of my university, “Zero belt, a thousand trousers” has become a very catchy line for them. So, to be a real Marlian, you have to dress without a belt and your trousers would have to hang down your ass, exposing your inner wear like that of Naira Marley. Why? “We, no manners” is the creed! After all, “U Bad-Oh!”

If you are patient to search out the English translation of Naira Marley’s “Opotoyi”, you will confirm that he has NOTHING good to offer your children. In this, he sings: “Marlians (7x)/Lift Your Legs (6x)/ Marlians (7x)/MD, MD, MD, this MD is Bad-Oh!/… South Africa owns this bottom mehn/Look at that bottom, they travelled to mould that bottom./So It's as big as this/You covered it up with clothes/It's as big as this…” He continues to sing about big bottoms. Suddenly, he adds “…Dance to my song, give me 5 minutes like indomie/ She's looking at me, seems she wants to bang me/ Give me my thing, man, give me my weed”. He glamorises illicit sex and Indian hemp. He then goes even more vicious: “I called my dealer, she sniffed, I had weed in my mouth, ganja!/She wants to kiss, baby girl can you kiss Tobi, Go down …/Small breast like tiger pussy/Sexy girl, let me lean on your chest”.

He is not done yet. In “Opotoyi”, Naira Marley tickles the fancy of your children towards MouthAction, raising their curiosity as he sings, “Just like sugar,… her pussy is as sweet as sugar… / Lick what you want, let them know we met wealth on earth/ So It's as big as this/ You covered it up with clothes…”. He continues with other lewd lines before the song comes to an end with hails of “Marlians! Marlians!...” And then, you wonder if Naira Marley is building your children for good or helping the devil to plant seeds of destruction in their impressionable minds. Or whether the devil himself has not cultured Naira Marley into a deadly virus.

Without doubt, what have characterised Naira Marley’s brand are illicit drugs, sex, alcohol and easy money. All of Naira Marley’s music lyrics and videos of 2019 that I have seen are never complete without the glamorisation of cannabis (Indian hemp), the female ass and alcohol. The glorification of internet fraud (yahoo-yahoo) is also his trademark. These are among deadly viruses that drive many young people away from their parents’ godly counsel and either destroy them completely or keep them disoriented.

Parents? Yes, I am referring to godly parents, those who are truly responsible and exemplary, not those who are probably worse than Naira Marley himself. One of Naira Marley’s strange fans among the university lecturers that I know has vehemently argued that Naira Marley is not the inventor of these vices and that they (these vices) will not end with him. Yes. There have always been these vices, no doubt. But the point is that Azeez Fashola (Naira Marley) is currently one of the most audacious promoters of them all. And responsible parents ought to be on their guard. They should be wary of the trending deadly virus of this time.

I urge all truly concerned parents to be on red alert, constantly guarding their children with the anti-virus of godly virtues. One of my own father’s efficacious anti-virus programmes is drawn from God’s word in Proverbs chapter 1, especially verse 10. I can confidently recommend that - “My son, if sinners entice thee, consent thou not!”

*Ozioma Onuzulike is a Professor of Ceramic Art and African Art History at the University of Nigeria, Nsukka.*

Idiot, you translated it wrong. He meant 'of the neighborhood is dull, play naira Marley and it will scatter.
Religion / Re: Daily Dreams Interpretation by philsbaba: 6:41am On Jan 25, 2020
philsbaba:
thank you
hello, I got this strange dream, I was prepari. G palm oil in a container as instructed by a man of God that I know(this I don't really trust this man). Then he knocked with his assistant and when I opened it, I told him I've prepared what he asked me and he said I should come see him later and he asked for transport fare, I gave him 1000 naira, his assistant gave me 800 naira change. I was surprised that I recieved change. The reason for his coming was based on my calling to be a pastor or somethimg.its a funny dream.
Politics / Re: How Internal Collaborators In South West Sabotaged Amotekun’ by philsbaba: 11:22am On Jan 22, 2020
NaijaRoyalty:
Anything to put The terrorist organization to a perpetual sleep is highly welcomed .

Nigeria cannot afford another boko haram

President Muhammadu buhari already declared Amotekun illegal and I'm fully in support of the president on this.

Amotekun Ko, Amokachi ni.
fool
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Buys A House With 8 Rooms And Swimming Pool In Lekki by philsbaba: 10:16pm On Jan 18, 2020
AlataSuesue:
Wow my kid of man

Rich and successful

This one is a real man

Say no to poverty, my sisters

If I wasn't yet married, na Burna Boy I go date

This type of lifestyle I want
burna no fit date your type grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 'Our Enemy Is Not US ': Iran Protesters Demand Leaders Quit After Plane Downed by philsbaba: 11:25am On Jan 13, 2020
Muslim brothers over to you grin

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Family / Re: Cacudu Benson's First Wife Now Homeless (Video) by philsbaba: 2:42pm On Jan 11, 2020
Thegeneralqueen:
It's so sad her husband left her in this terrible situation i hope she sue him
ode....... Gold digger, sue him on what basis
Romance / Re: My Ten Year Struggle With Sex Addiction Is Ruining me. by philsbaba: 11:08pm On Jan 09, 2020
Roadtorecovery:
Good evening everyone.


I have struggled with sex addiction for the past 10 years with out permanent success especially with regards to visiting and sleeping with prostitutes and keeping my mind off sex.
Presently I cant seem to keep my mind of sex and focus on my life and career.

I have a good Job and a beautiful damsel whom i have promised marriage and I am afraid I might loose any if not both of this if I don't stop,think and act NOW.



Since is a habit I learnt over time, how do I unlearn this habit permanently.

Please has anyone been able to get over sex addiction successfully.


My recent relapse after 10 months of celibacy threw me off balance and presently I have lost touch with God, friends and family because of this demeaning lifestyle.


Today after 2 weeks of relapse and wallowing in self pity, I have decided to restart all over again with strong determination to take into consideration the lesson learnt from my last relapse as I plan to adopt a better approach to ensure I conquer this habit.

I have spoken with one of spiritual director who understands sex addiction above my expectations and he is very supportive.

I have also opened up to my younger Cousin brother who also understands what it feels to suffer addiction.

I also confessed to my lady about my relapse and strong determination to quit and she is helpful and supportive but with the condition that she may not cope if I should suffer another relapse.

My addiction and its resultant consequences have made close family and friends loose their respect and confidence in me.

Above all, i feel so separated by God who have done so much for me .

I want to pick my self up and fight because of

1.God
2.Myself
3. Family
4. My girl friend


At this point I need all the help I can get to snatch out my life out of satanic bait to ruin me forever


Any professional here can please save a frustrated brother. I have not give up.









guy relax, that's who you are. Stop feeling guilty. Stop opening up to people: they can't save you, they will only use you as topic of discussion

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Food / Re: I Prepared Jollof Rice For New Year by philsbaba: 3:45pm On Jan 03, 2020
This food looks tasteless angry angry angry
Romance / Re: The Best Relationship Advice For Everyone This 2020 by philsbaba: 8:45pm On Jan 02, 2020
Jodha:
My one cent...


All these won't be meaningful...if both parties don't put equal efforts...

A relationship is between two people...not one person chasing the other constantly...
you just spoil the thread with this your 'I too know' comment
Romance / Re: I See No Use In Having A Girlfriend. Change My View!! by philsbaba: 11:40am On Jan 02, 2020
Makz:
''A man cannot be a king on his own, he will need a queen to support him on the throne''. In a much you outlined valid and credible reasons for ur thought, I want to remind you that the woman was created for you. The world wouldn't have been this 'interesting' without these strange creatures.
which foolish throne angry and whicj foolish support

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Events / Re: Can One Do Traditional And White Wedding With A Budget Of N200k? by philsbaba: 7:55pm On Jan 01, 2020
Gforce2019:


Ngozi wey dey sell orange by the roadside is also expensive. Chioma wey dey do housemaid for iyana ipaja is also expensive. Idiotic culture.


Tueh!
na craze dey worry am

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Family / Re: What Are Mistakes You Made In 2019 That You Wouldn't Like To Repeat After 12am? by philsbaba: 12:39pm On Jan 01, 2020
BREYZ:


Say your relationship na scam. No dey generalize am.
your eyes never clear. When ee go jam you, ee go be like action film

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Celebrities / Re: 9ice And Olasunkanmi Ajala-Akande's Wedding Photos by philsbaba: 10:07pm On Dec 26, 2019
Na something wey go kill am ee dey always Iike

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Romance / Re: Why Your Partner Calls You When You Are Cheating by philsbaba: 5:34pm On Dec 25, 2019
omoadeleye:
Lol, i was fucking one girl when "My crown" called her, me just dey bang her mama yanch dey go...
werey grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Joey Saladino Donates His Testicle To Protest Trump’s Impeachment by philsbaba: 7:26pm On Dec 19, 2019
Wtf
Politics / Re: Lagos Council Suspends NUTRW, RTEAN Activities Over Gang War by philsbaba: 7:56pm On Dec 18, 2019
Why did she have to involve beer parlors and paraga joints in it. Na there she take Bleep up.... She even Wan threaten banger...... Over Sabi don too much angry

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Celebrities / Re: Stefflon Don Reveals What She Wants From Burna Boy by philsbaba: 1:39pm On Dec 17, 2019
SaintHilary:
So you had to Upload all these pictures for what exactly

You dont know how expensive data is now bah sad
I just tire angry

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