₦airaland Forum

9 years ago and now are two different times.

okpara ugo: I reserve my opinion, many parts of Ado-ekiti the state capital was still bush 9yrs ago. Stop ranting like a rabbit. Even now shot put still exists in Ado ekiti.

That Danke area, has it changed?

The news has just been 'confirmed' on Al LIEzeera.

What do they want to steal in the camp?Anyway,enjoyed my service in Ekiti.One NYSC official I despised was Mr.Obarein when he was ZI for Ado.

Don't get all bent out of shape over what I wrote.By 'anywhere' I meant from other ladies.I don't know your orientation so I can't comment on all ladies not being so into sex.From what I know,both men and women have urges but men are not just discreet about theirs.

Chomzy19: anywhere? U mean frm other men n animals, or do u still mean other 'ladies' for money still n d vicious cycle continues to only stop only wen men strt controllin their sex urge. N yes most re doin u favours for d material favours u do them. I dont know where guys got d ideas dt women re into sex as men THEY ARE SO NOT(95%)

I find it annoying when ladies see sex as a great 'reward' they offer men who 'behave' well.

MEN CAN GET SEX ANYWHERE;LADIES SHOULD STOP USING SEX AS A WEAPON.

Why are we Nigerians surprised by this kind of news?We should be used to this by now.

:-D

glimpse: Classic job man

Oh baby.I told you to take my Savannah Bank ATM card I left in your house the last time I visited.The PIN is 0419.Withdraw as much as you need;your education means a lot to me.Hee Hee!

glimpse: swthrt,bt i told you lastwk that i need money for my masters form. You told me to ...

If a poll is carried out on Nairalanders who hate this girl because of what she has said,more than 50% would be women.

The begging cannot stop.I have always held the view that the economic situation in Nigeria defines relationships.THERE IS POVERTY IN THE LAND.An average girl would see a guy she wants to date/marry as NAPEP to alleviate the poverty in her life. I have never seen a lady that would tell me she needs money because she is trying to enroll in a foreign language course or a cooking course or to buy that new book on investments.It is always FOOD/CREDIT/BIS MONEY/CAMBODIAN HAIR.

I do not have a problem with a girl hounding me for money to use for frivolities but when I treat her like my property then she should not complain.

Things I find suspicious about this:

1.SUMMIT or SUBMIT?
2.The phone number you provided has an x in it.Curious.
3.Explain why people should send the application to you and not directly to Samsung.
4.What would the application entail if it were real?

Just asking pertinent questions.

konaconcept: ONLy 2.1 graduates with BSc physics with electronics are to apply. Summit your application form to konaigho@yahoo.com or you call 081629460x6. KONACONCEPT.

Here is a very simple way:

1.Click on the YouTube video you want to download.
2.Copy the link in the address bar.
3.Go to www.keepvid.com and paste the link in the bar displayed on the page and click 'download'.You choose the format you want and you are good to go.

Death or being in a vegetative state in the hospital?Which is better?

...and I thought they were funded by the Nazis and the Tamil Tiger rebels... *leaves page and continues to read REAL news*

1.Does my partner have the SS genotype?

2.Is there any history of mental illness in my partner's family that could affect my children?

3. Does my partner have an overbearing family who would just rain down ALL their financial problems on me once we are married?

4.Is my partner wanted for murder/fraud/ in another country?

5.Is my partner gay?

6.Have the former lovers of my partner all died?If yes,why?

Many pertinent questions to ask...:-D

I want the materials too.032atom@yahoo.com THANKS.

The crucifixion of the Most Terrible Network(MTN) is nigh.

Story of my life.They are moaning like they are the only ones who served in rural areas.I have many friends who served in rural areas and later got jobs in big corporations or went to the US/UK to pursue graduate studies.Not to come across as being condescending,I think many of these people complaining are those who graduated with bad grades/are too old to apply for Graduate Trainee jobs/have no prior job experience/possess no practical skills to start a business and they don't know what to do with their lives.Just saying...

My top rock bands in no particular order:

1. Staind
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Foo Fighters
4. Evanescence
5. Avenged Sevenfold
6. Good Charlotte
7. Breaking Benjamin
8. Three Days Grace
9. The All American Rejects
10. Linkin Park
11. Muse
12. Paramore

I am guessing you know these men that get 'bonners' on sighting a 'dark knight'?OH COME ON.Say something realistic.

kimberluge: I wonder why men still stare n get a bonner at a muslim woman who is fully wrapped in sari! Dis goes a long way 2 show dat most male humans r evolved from animals compared to d female folks!!Cause I know God made a difference btw Humanbeings n animals n dat is SELF CONTROL!

I guess they know best.

blueheffner: I was just invited for an aptitude test on friday 8th of march,2013,am wondering why they need to recruit more when there are still many waithing to resume with them

No need to open a new thread.There are numerous threads about KPMG recruitment on NL that would provide you with more than enough information.

Word.It seems no one pays attention to correct grammar anymore.The excuse is always,"It is not our mother tongue."

boron10: OP please don't bother going for the test. Your English and Spellings are lousy. Wondering how you're going to write the essay. Should you cross your mind to go for the test, please, I'll be so interested in the outcome.

Apitute Text?A word of advice:If you want to work for a firm like KPMG,try to write correctly.Check the other KPMG threads and you will find what you are looking for.

Well,I carry a back pack,battery powered 1hp airconditioning unit every time I step out of the house.

Based on my experience...

Tell me about a time you showed leadership abilities.

What are the challenges in the Nigerian business environment?

What do you know about KPMG?

Why did you study.......?

YOUR EXPERIENCE MAY DIFFER DEPENDING ON THE UNIT AND THE INTERVIEWER.

Naffysah: Hi,
Please can anyone help with what the manager interview stage is like? Thanks in anticipation

I wrote mine in November 2012.Based on my experience with the Partner interview,it was a friendly chat.The person who interviewed me told me if I had passed through the Manager stage,then I must be worthy of a place(not her exact words).
-asked about my work ethic
-What is Audit?
-Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
-What plans do you have for writing ICAN? Etc
JUST KNOW YOUR STORY.

Tingles: @Phonon: Seems I would have to call them again next week, I wrote the test in December 2012, I disturbed them before I got the result for the test, I don't want to build a reputation of being a pain-in-the-yansh when I want things but they are leaving me with no choice. When did you write your own test? Got any hint for me regarding the Partner Interview?

Bros,we plenty o.:-D This is becoming very difficult to bear but I would advice you to call them since you have not done your last interview.I literally had to beg them to get me my third interview before they finally obliged.Let one just remain hopeful.

Tingles: *sighs* I was worried, I thought I was the only one waiting, I have done two interviews this year and I have been waiting for the invite for the third one since a month, I thought something was wrong. When they didn't get back to me "shortly", I got back to them and they said they would get back to me. Thanks for this thread, I was tempted to call them again.

For those of you who applied this year,you were told the recruitment is for October 2013 so you not being called for interview yet is expected.THERE IS A LOT OF TIME BEFORE THEN.As for those who have done all the interviews,they should be more concerned.
[quote author=olawunmi_samuel]At least some of you have done interviews. I have done test since january and yet to be called for one interview. I'm not even bothered cause they said we will be resuming in october or so. I feel you guys pain, Maybe they want to push everybody to october. ma[/quote]

I applied for Audit.The information given to those of us that applied in November 2012 was that Audit positions will be filled by January 2013 and other units by June 2013.That influenced people's decision as to which unit to make first choice and January has passed without any meaningful progress.
[quote author=ND_Fischer]@phonon... I switched from MC to FRM, Audit and IARCS as my 1st 2nd and 3rd. Which did u apply for?[/quote]

Calling them sometimes results in a very tense conversation where they are reluctant to release pertinent information regarding the recruitment.We deserve to know what is going on.What department where you required to switch from and which did you eventually switch too?
[quote author=ND_Fischer]@phonon... No show yet. But try calling the HR. The last time I heard from them was when I was asked to change my choice of dept.[/quote]