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The word relationships one would find in the Verbal Section of the old GRE eg WRITE:PAPER;antonyms and synonyms(suggest you get word lists from Barron's or Kaplan GRE or a good thesaurus);sentence completion;critical reasoning as one would find in GMAT;basic mathematics whose difficulty is similar to that found in GMAT and GRE (old or revised).With enough practice,it should be a ride in the park.DO NOT LISTEN TO THOSE WHO GIVE THE IMPRESSION IT IS DIFFICULT.Just practice.

Xcesmoni: @phonon pls do you have inside infkk on the test details pls.like the synonym part? Thanks

It would be paper-based.Best of luck.

Uzzyan: my time was slated for 11am. please is it computer-based?

I am wondering how Sanusi is 'hitting' the polity.Did he use a heavy stick to 'hit' it on the head?I'm lost here.

kingingkinging: THE MAN IS IS ONLY BRILLIANT ACADEMICALLY BUT NEITHER INTELLIGENT NOR WISE.

AS A MALLAM(TEACHER OF QURAN OR A DEVOUT MUSLIM) HE BELONGS TO ONE POLAR END OF THE RELIGION AND ANYTHING HE SAYS WOULD BE SEEN IN THAT LIGHT. HE SHOULD LEARN HOW TO TALK REASONABLY.

EVEN IF HE HAS A GOOD POINT, PEOPLE WILL NEVER TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY BECAUSE OF HIS ETHNO-RELIGIOUS AFFLIATION.
HAUSA CALLING FOR A BAN OF AFENIFERE;
MUSLIM CALLING FOR A BAN OF CAN;
MUSLIM TALKING ABOUT JAIZ BANK OR ISLAMIC BANKING;

HE IS JUST HITTING THE POLITY.

Working-class Vampire?

Kamanda: She is available.

Best of luck.It is not as difficult as some people portray it.Just have enough practice before the test.
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Geophysics is a waste of time?What brand of weed are you smoking?

chineji: Botany and geophysics and microbiology and environmental biology and history and theology and religious studies and architecture

This wait is tiring...

Where you invited for your interview this year and what unit?Still waiting since Dec.21 for Partner Interview.

polipompom: @ Koolvin12, d interview u wer scheduled is 4 d Banking Industry Customer Satisfaction Survey(BICSS). It's a survey conducted by KPMG annually, so u dn't nid 2 write a test. I'm already gearing up 4 my interview scheduled 4 2mao. Al d best bro

I think you should call them.I had to hound them for days before they finally decided to send me a mail saying I passed the manager interview stage and I will be contacted 'shortly' for the next stage.Still waiting till the end of the day and tomorrow I will call Kunle from HR.

Mo creations: Also had manager interview in Audit in Dececember. The wait is getting so long. I'm really hoping in hope.
@ Phonon, were you sent an update on the status of your manager interview via email afterwards?
Guys already in there, would u advice me to call the 'Hr' to know the status of my last interview and when I can be
I can be scheduled for the partner interview?

Had my first two interviews in December 2012 for audit.Waiting to be called for Partner Interview.The HR guy told us then that the positions for audit would be filled by this month so one expects to start latest beginning of next month.Keeping fingers crossed.

He should be charged with FARTricide.LOL.

Patrick's appointment is very welcome.The fragrance of his floral verbiage and the incandescence of his inarticulate verdical posture rekindles in many the embers of our nationalistic sentiment and it would be a complete travesty of justice and a sadistic plot of diabolical mesmerism for anyone to think he doesn't deserve this.

Let the era of Patrick's gibberish RESUME.....

TRY TO UNDERSTAND SARCASM.

Mustay: Please 'person' find out when to use 'what' and 'who' - 'what' is for non-living things in that context while 'who' is for living things. iHiss

@Topic -

DOYIN OKUPE imo is the man that keeps government in the news and instead of endearing government's actions to the people, he seems to be very professional at causing more harm to an already 'harmed' image of a government than good.

He sometimes says the right things at the wrong times and I align with the Senate + Rep's media rep view that he should be careful of his utterances. Abati is actually not a noise maker, hence the man has lived up to his name as an 'attack dog' - the government seems to believe it needs to bombard unconvincing views/arguments on the people through him.


iBet a man called Jonathan would have done a better job than him.

Soon 'illegal immigrants' would be branded with numbers and given arm bands with the Star of Tinubu on it and then shipped off to concentration camps.Most of the investment in the state is owned by people who came from outside the state.This is an ill-advised decision that would create our own apartheid system where some people would be considered second-class citizens.THIS IS THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA NOT ACN REPUBLIC.

That list is severely flawed.Anyway,what do I know?This is my personal list of top companies to work for in Nigeria and it is based on career progression,good remuneration(including pension,health benefits etc),brand value and meritocracy.This list is not exhaustive and is in no particular order.

1.Mckinsey & Co.
2.Accenture
3.Citibank
4.Ericsson
5.GE
6.Aviat Networks

I am excluding oil and gas companies because I think the only attractive point is the huge wages.Career progression is slow if not non-existent.

We never regard ourselves first as Nigerians but as Yoruba,Igbo,Ijaw etc.What is really holding this country together?As for OPC(whatever the faction),I don't care much about them.

I believe ONLY in Christ.All these clowns posing as "men of gods" are people that I put no faith or confidence in.On judgement day,they will all stand side by side with their hypnotized congregation.

Hunger don dey cash dem.......The Nigerian version of 'Doctors Without Borders'--- 'Doctors Without Employment' has just been established.:-D

It is pathetic that another country is showing more interest in tackling BH than we who it affects most.Of course,the US is trying to protect its national interests but what are we even doing to tackle these idiots.We are tired of headlines such as these:
GEJ CONDEMNS BOMB ATTACKS

PRESIDENT VISITS SCENE OF BOMB ATTACKS.

PRESIDENT VOWS TO CRUSH BH.

We want headlines such as these:

COURT GIVES 5 TOP BH SPONSORS THE DEATH PENALTY.

CIA DRONES KILL 500 TERRORISTS IN NIGERIA'S NORTH.

NORTHERN LEADERS ISSUE COMMUNIQUE CONDEMNING BH.

Things like that...

These idiots are here again.Astronauts?I am sure the Minister and his entourage would want to be on the space shuttle(10 million year from now) including members of the National Assembly, leaving no room for the 'astroNUTS'.The number of 'astroNUTS' would have to be six,one representing each geo-political zone so as to reflect 'Federal Character'.I no fit laugh abeg.This country is a hindrance to itself.

Some people have the brain and don't have the looks while some other persons have the looks but not the brain.Everyone would crave having both beauty(handsomeness for guys) and brains;that is a killer combination.Let's assume you are very pretty or handsome but not that bright.WOULD YOU TRADE 60% OF YOUR LOOKS FOR THE IQ OF EINSTEIN,DA VINCI AND MOZART COMBINED?

The power has been restored(for God knows how long) in Ado-Ekiti.12:00am May 19,2012. The thread can now be closed.

He died of a cardiac arrest this morning according to reports coming from UNILAG.The mainstream media have not gotten wind of the story.

I just heard that the VC of UNILAG and Professor of Computer Science, A.B.Sofoluwe is dead.VERY SAD!

Maybe Brazilian weave-on would be good to replace the white wig.:-)

To connect more with our African roots, I suggest that they substitute the wigs for 'gele'.NONSENSE!

When I have the time,I would post SHL materials here for FREE.Go sell to some other naive persons.

ikemba4life: This Guide is a must read for any jobseeker;it contains past questions and answers of SHL test,to find out how to get a copy,call 07094503767

Sarkozy should go to the Election Petition Tribunal or ask for a vote recount.I think some ballot boxes were stolen in some suburbs of Paris and Marseille and some thugs of the People's D......What country are we talking about again?

Who do you think amongst these is the most deadly assassin?

JACK BAUER
JASON BOURNE
JAMES BOND(Daniel Craig)

State your reason.

N.B. Religious or tribal bigots need not comment on this thread.

Who do you think amongst these is the most deadly assassin?

JACK BAUER
JASON BOURNE
JAMES BOND(Daniel Craig)

State your reason.

N.B. Religious or tribal bigots need not comment on this thread.

So,Total now recruits by requesting applicants(with at least 2:2) to call a mobile telephone number for more information.Hmmm!

konami22: For graduate in Engineering, Geosciences and Finance/Control (Second Class honours lower division minimum). Candidates should not be older than 35 years.for more info and how to apply contact 08180037056

Barcelona fans have suddenly become poets and philosophers.There is no need to justify why you lost or remind us that Barcelona has beaten Real Madrid several times in the past.Just congratulate them like your amiable coach did.THAT'S ALL!