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jamael:
Funny scam when I was still a child.

Mine happened a long time ago. However, I still remember it crystal clear cuz it taught me some deep lessons.

I schooled in a religious school, back then in Sokoto, Mamman Barkeji Nursery and Primary School. In my Primary 3, I got first position for the first time and became the class prefect. Normally, girls started coming closer to me. I also reciprocated their kind gesture. There was this beautiful girl who came second that term. She was taller then most of us, had a pointed nose, and a very wonderful smile. I think her name was like Henuwell.

Naturally, I liked her. After school one day, a friend of mine, Musa, came to me and told me that she liked me and that she wanted to be my friend and would need some money. Mind you, I was about 7 years old then oh. Happily, I have him the little I has on me, about 10 kobo.

The next day, during the morning assembly, he told me that she was very grateful and that she loved me for that. My head began to swell. He asked whether I had some more money for her that it would make her love me the more. Unfortunately, I didn't have any with me, but I promised him that I would get it for him the next day. My people, that was how I started stealing the small change from our children's purse that was kept in my parent's room. I stole the N 25 that was there and gave it to the boy. Everyday, I got one new love story or another from the girl about how she was thinking of me, how she loved me better than any other boy, etc through Musa.

On one Monday morning, nemesis decided to pursue and catch up with me. I went into the Children's purse and lo and behold, only N 500 note was left there. Without thinking twice, I took the money and kept it in my bag. When it was time for us to go, my dad told us to enter his vehicle so that he could pick up our neighbours and drop us all at school. I really don't know what happened, but when he came out of the room, he came out with an empty bag of Children's money and began to ask for the thief. All of us initially denied it. Then my mom joined him and began to beg us to open up. By that time, I was already shaking. That was how I confessed and got serious beatings from both my parents. I cried and cried and cried. It was really painful. After some time, my parents stopped and bundled me inside the car.

As soon as we got to school, they told the Headmaster and I went for the morning assembly. The first thing that Musa asked when he saw me was whether I came with the money. At that point, the pain I was feeling was more than my love for Henuwell and I told him to leave me alone. As soon as the assembly was dismissed, my class teacher called me to kneel down under the tree for stealing from my parents. I then told him that it was because of Musa and Henuwell.

When both of them came, Musa couldn't look at me. As the man was about to punish both of them, the girl shouted that she didn't know anything about it. That was when Musa confessed that he didn't even talk to the girl and that he was using the money I gave him for himself. You need extra beatings I received that morning. Musa was called a criminal, was terribly beaten and got seriously punished throughout the whole day. They even asked reported him to his parents.

To crown it all, about a week later, I learnt that Henuwell actually really loved me and wanted to be my good friend.

The next term, I left that school.

That was how I was scammed.
This stuff happened about 16 years ago, but funny enough, as I was typing this, I could still visualise Henuwell's face.


Edit: For those asking about the 10 kobo I gave Musa, like I said initially, I don't exactly remember the actual value, but I know it was the change I had on me which was a coin.


Also, N 500 note was in existence as at 2003/2004

Interesting! It must have been multiples of 50kobo or 1naira coins as those were the surviving/dominant coins between 1999 to the debut of the 500 naira note.

Musa is a born scammer

OP, I often wonder what posters of similar topics as yours stand to gain with misleading articles.

Even if Apple tells you that there exists a chipset more powerful than the SD 855( ) and that a new Iphone retailing at sub400usd will be featuring this chipset, it is common sense to take this claim with a pinch of salt.

You're emphasizing on multi threading. If you truely understand how multi threading works, how much cores the Bionic chip has and the number of efficient cores on the 855 alone, then you won't be talking about threading in the first place.

The difference between Apple's latest offering and Snapdragon's lies in the devices featuring each chipset.


I can tell you this, put android on a hardware with the B.chipset and watch performance drop below average. Likewise, the SD 855 when made to power an iOS. So B.chipset is simply made for iOS. (This you boldly acknowledge in your post)

If you doubt this, ask yourself. Why aren't notable brands patronizing Apple for their proprietary ALL Powerful chipset or Apple tagged them 'NOT FOR SALE'?

Snapdragon 855 or 855 is really more than what you think it is.

LeRabbite:
There’s this story of this bros in my former area. The Mumu bros was dating one known olosho. He was a simp who thought he could love the hoe into changing.

Na so one night we see bros and babe dey fight for middle of street. As a crowd gathered, we saw egbon with a massive koko on the side of his head and a huge bruise across his body, he was wearing only boxers.

Now, mind you a few moments before the altercation with his babe while we dey smoke our Igbo, we heard a loud “gboa” sound and we wondered what caused it.

Anyway, back to the scene of bros and his babe drama:

Bros: You’re just an unrepentant prostitute.
Babe: Na today you dey know. If I be ashawo nko. Wetin you be?
Bros: I’m your man. You have no regard for me whatsoever.....
Babe: Shut up. You be man? You wey dey lick my Toto.....
Babe: (tapping her rounded mouth) ooh ooh ooh. Toto licker.

Baba just weak.

Anyway, what caused their fight na?

Bros heard the sound of his compound gate being opened and he and he was eager to see who was at the gate cos babe was out late at night.

After a few minutes and no sign of who entered compound, bros went downstairs to be sure it wasn’t a thief only to find his babe being doggied by the Uber driver just inside the compound.

Apparently, she didn’t have money to pay or she didn’t want to pay and offered to nack instead. As bros was shouting that he would kill the Uber driver for fûcking his babe in his compound, Mr. Uber japa, started his car and and made to get away, but bros was having none of it. He held on to the door as driver sped off and when he realized that he could actually die and Uber man wasn’t going to slow down for him, he let go and hit the ground, hence the heavy gboa sound we heard earlier.

Anyway, to this day bros is known in the whole area as “Mr. Toto Licker.”

This got me ROTFL

Opeolami:
Thanks boss, done flashing. I will replace the battery tomorrow.

Okay, I hope it stabilizes

Tecno W3 LTE still available...

AdeOracle:
Is the hard drive still available and what’s the capacity

Sold!

Rollsnjaguar:
Yes, I will come along with my laptop for testing.

NB: I just brought out the Harddrive from where I kept it and noticed that is not 350gb and I stated earlier.

Is 500gb and cannot go for 5k we agreed earlier, so review your price upward and considering the high cost of transportation during this lockdown.

You should create your topic instead. Mine is sold already though.

princeloverguy:
please if I want to open virtual dj on my laptop is showing the application was unable to start correctly (0xc0000005) please help me

Seriously, this window error especially on window 7 is very frustrating and common. Funny enough I can't seem to find one master solution for this.

From experience, this error is commonly due to:

1. Corrupt .dll from installation folder.
2. Malfunctioning RAM stick
3. Antivirus like avast deleting vital files from installation folder.
4. Some newer version of a particular program just have this problem out of the box probably due to compatibility ish.
5. Problem with .NetFramework

These are the causative agents I can remember for now.

Solution (Doesn't work all the time). Try them one after the other.

1. Reinstall .Net Framework 2.0, 3.0 and abovel

2. Go to cmd and run the sfc/scannow code to check system files

3. Reinstall older version of the same app (this works most times for no good reason)

4. Scan for malware

5. Temporarily disable your Antivirus (risky though)

Reinstalling same setup usually end up with same error.

tobex434:
Hello guys so i was working on my laptop this morning when suddenly a single line started popping up on the screen it not that obvious the line is very thing and the period it show and disapear is 2 seconds pls wat can be wrong with my laptop

Two things are possible.

1. Your LCD screen is showing emotion probably as a post-impact result.

2. The program you're working on is buggy (that's if the line only shows in that particular prog and not in other windows)

In all, I'd say it's time to start taking extra caution concerning your laptop as the line might multiply if care isn't taken (given that 1. Is true).

newmoney133:
3 keys on my laptop are bringing out different key when I type.please what can I do to reset it.All the other keys are alright.my battery shows not charging but when disconnected from electricity,it will still be on for 3minutes before it goes off.

Your keyboard and battery needs replacement. Replace first and report back, sir.

Opeolami:
Hello house....

I urgently need your help guys. Presently I am using a friend phone to ask for this help.

I have this infinix hot 5pro, that suddenly or automatically switch off when doing anything on the phone at time it work fine but when it starts swinging off I regret using a phone.

Please, what is the likely solutions.

Thanks in anticipation.

1. Does it shutdown and has to be powered on by you OR it restarts when doing some things on it?

2. if the problem is restarting, then you should try flashing the phone. If problem persist, change the battery. However, if the problem is shutting down, then you either have a phone with faulty board or a faulty battery.

I recommend flashing the phone then followed by battery replacement.

tunatrezy:
very easy to catch the robbers, the money is going to a particular account report the case and bank can trace that out for u

Lolz. They're simply smarter. Why do you think they carry POS around? To transfer? Nah! They only confirm the pins and then take the ATM cards away to be used for cash witthdrawal. As far as I can tell, not all bank ATM has functional CCC and cash withdrawer cant be traced without it.

Maxmilliano111:
U no fit even post small picture here



















La click de la vuen vüen vüen eh laa tuen weh weh ogbumegbume ët despirado ejüs des püta

So funny... This your comment ehn... No be from this planet.

illicit:
I knew a blind man, he works as a teacher in a school for disabled. he kept a fenced garden, he planted vegetable and he always knew how to pluck the vegetable without plucking weed. he also weeds the garden, he lives alone, cooks and does domestic chores, sometimes he travels through public transport. he also describes people....

Now, here is a real weirdo!

paulolee:
so many crazy n funny tinz do happen bt being broke is a part of life dt we all need to face to understand life better, to Kno our true friends n to Kno those that gat our back..

Sincerely, being broke can be a brain reset button.

It clears the head and reloads it with thinking about the future.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

The thing dey affect every body
Buy Last last everybody go dey alright

But wait o
Even If your livelihood depends on daily hustling

What about this statement from lilwayne:
Always Prepare for the worse and pray for the best"

So most Nigerians nor even dey save money before now incase of incasity.
Na wa o

No be only when you dey earn enough na im you go remember say you ga'to save? Shey person dey when e dey run budget deficit?

Telling a poor hungry man to stock food and wear face mask in public to avoid arrest without assistance is like endorsing stealing/robbery.

Kristaz:
I connected it to my laptop and it was not detected. I'm still shocked by the way and manner the phone 'died'! I switched it off for charging, charged for about 10 minutes and the battery was at 64%. I unplugged it and plugged it back again. It failed to charge and failed to power on again till today! I'm getting fed up with Infiinix phone. This is the second Infiinix phone I'm loosing in 5 months!
Thank you, Sir.

That's very sad considering that would be the second Infinix in 5 months. You'd have to wait till lock down is over to visit CarlCare. Meanwhile, leave it plugged in for hours and be sure the charger is plugged in. Use the charger to charger another ohone before plugging in your Infinix. Just leave it plugged in for hours. This has been known to work for some with similar issue.

SSam01:
The dog might not see literally but can sense negative energy. Its same like you having goose bumps and knowing there is a negative energy around you.

When you sense such you pray to wade it off thats same thing the dog does, it barks to wade off the negative energy.

Pure facts.
1. Light and darkness exist
2. Physical and spiritual exist.
3. Negative and positive
4. Angels and demons
5. Humans and spirits
6. Rich and poor
7. If you believe all of the above exist then why argue that witches dont exist?

Witches like to make people feel they domt exist so you cant stop them cos they thrive on people's ignorance they day you believe in their existence is the day you will defeat them

Best answer! Every living and non living thing, be it seen with the human eye or not visible (not even with a device) has an Aura that can either be negative or positive. Negative energy is known to be associated with evil. Hence the perception of the presence of an evil....(spirit, demon, structure, building, space...) where and whenever the negative energy was felt.

P.S: Don't ask me to define 'Energy' as used here because research has been made over a thousand times easier by Google and libraries.

To those who don't believe that a Spiritual realm exists, one that is beyond our 3-dimensional world and that certain animals like dogs DO sense this realm. I hope you don't die in ignorance

BeeBeeOoh:
That text message no funny me again

I thought I was the only one pissed with that sms. At first, it was tolerable and necessary. They now send that message incessantly with unchanging content when I was even expecting something that would at least give me hope financially.

Mac0:
I was able to connect the controller but it doesn't connect via Bluetooth. Even though i updated my Bluetooth driver

If your bluetooth has no problem connecting to other bluetooth devices, then it's still your controller. Either your controller is malfunctioning or it only works with higher bluetooth versions.

Most old and fairly new laptops come with bluetooth 2.0.

Kristaz:
I have done that but no show!

Connect to a laptop (if available) and listen to see if the laptop makes any sound indicating that it detected the phone.

Going by what you described in your prev post, it is very strange unless there is other technical details you are not revealing in your explanation.

Phones don't just die like that... My thought though.

BeeBeeOoh:
Wow! After reading this news, you guys won't believe what happened to me. My house was filled with food stuffs, in fact, eye yam in the neighborhood now sharing food items to people.




Nonsense and NCDC text messages

LWKMD! ... and NCDC text messages

leosahm:
it seems no one has called u for days now, and so u want ur phone ring....... I think u have a partial brain connect, does that look like an account no?

Let's not be too quick to judge or conclude.

I was surprised too when a friend of mine sent a phone number as his new Access account number and it works.

Kristaz:
HELP: My Infinix Note 3 just stopped working. I switched if off for charging with my original Infinix fast charger and when it charged about 64%, it stopped charging and has refused to Power On the screen or charge again! What do I do, please?

If you have not fixed it already you
Long press the power button for 1minute. It should reboot or vibrate. Let's know if it vibrates bit did not still boot. Never mind if it is now working.

Poshguy2:
I have redmi 4x for sale as scrap. The display light doesn't come up after the boot image

Your location and price...

nairalandland:
Ilorin

That's far from my location, unfortunately.

YoungBlackRico:
I circle between SoundMax ,
Eqfy and SpeakerBoost.

Oh okay. Thank you. I'll check them out.

YoungBlackRico:
Used Dolby Atmos too on my old devices, don't wanna root this so I'm stuck with the basic apps.

So you're only using N7 without complements

YoungBlackRico:
great sound is limited on mobile bro, that's what I'm saying.

I can give you more than you have self.

Check the prev. quote to see that I've modified it.

I'm interested! For now, I use the flashable Dolby A. with musicolet as my default music player.

Give more info about your sound and app choice/configs.


I'd try out that N7Player too...

YoungBlackRico:
great sound is limited on mobile bro, that's what I'm saying.

I can give you more than you have self.

Check the prev. quote to see that I've modified it.

I'm interested! For now, I use the flashable Dolby A. with musicolet as my default music player.

Give more info about your sound and app choice/configs.


I'd try out that N7Player too.