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Car TalkRe: How's Your Tokunbo Behaving? by phuckNL: 3:45pm On Oct 09, 2009
omotoda:
@phnl

dont know what u mean but i hv been driving my BMW 318 1995 MODEL for 2 years now and hv never had any issue.

the main thing about a tokunbo car is luck and good maintenance.

shikena
The same way my uncle still has his van that he bought brand new in 1982. Of course exceptions exist. How many people still drive around that 1995 model that you are talking about. By drive around, i mean with the ORIGINAL ENGINE that it came with and several other parts. Most would have changed the parts so much that the car would be an entirely different thing from what came out of the manufacturers factory.
Average mileage is 10 -15,000 miles per yr. Most warranties end at the max of 100,000 miles (Japanese cars). As soon as your car starts clocking 250,000 miles and above, it is gradually heading to the mortuary whether u like it or not.

Some people hardly drive their cars and they would come out and claim that they've had it for so and so. Drive that thing everyday in Lagos and the car will give up eventually.
PoliticsRe: Akala Creates Lucrative Jobs For Oyo Graduates by phuckNL: 3:39pm On Oct 09, 2009
bidemi12:
@phuck NL Haba, please do not bring anger and fustration into this civil discourse now!!
There is no anger there. I am expressing exactly how i feel. E.N.D
PoliticsRe: Akala Creates Lucrative Jobs For Oyo Graduates by phuckNL: 3:35pm On Oct 09, 2009
ojesymsym:
May the graduate collect am fast fast, at least they de lucky to lay hands on a part of the national cake. I strongly advise them not to make returns, na their own b this. After all, the contract must have been inflated and money stolen in the process.
See this corrupt ridden fool. After dem go talk say na the leaders they ruin the country. I bet if they handed the federal account to you, you go drain am.
Barawo
Car TalkRe: How's Your Tokunbo Behaving? by phuckNL: 3:33pm On Oct 09, 2009
ikeyman00:
@@
na lie high milega is nothing

seina if talk say his audi don dey clock 600?? grin grin

maintain your car! simple

wetin person think say car bi self shocked
Simply question, compare a 30yr old man with good nutrition and a 60 yr old man also with good nutrition.
High mileage is everything. It means your car is nearing its death. That is why manufacturers give you warranties on their new cars. Most of these cars have exceeded the money that was paid for them.
PoliticsRe: Akala Creates Lucrative Jobs For Oyo Graduates by phuckNL: 3:23pm On Oct 09, 2009
You people here are just a bunch of MORONS. Did dey handcuff anybody to the taxi scheme. If you are a graduate without a job, isn't it better to get on with the taxi scheme and make some money on the side while you get something else. 98% of the so-called graduates sef, no be degrees in sociology, french, yoruba and hausa plenty pass. Yes, dey can create other jobs but this is what they have done. Why not take advantage of it rather than sitting in ur fathers house until you are 40yrs old waiting for EXXONMOBIL to hire you with a 10million naira salary.
The idiots saying graduates should not work as taxi drivers are the same ones with PHUCKING PHD'S in CANADA driving taxis. Nigeria - Great Nation, Foolish People
Car TalkRe: How's Your Tokunbo Behaving? by phuckNL: 3:17pm On Oct 09, 2009
I would like to see how many of you would still have these cars in 2yrs. Especially if you drive them in lagos
TravelRe: Aero Contractors by phuckNL: 8:12am On Oct 09, 2009
Don't bother with this tout abeg. How can you judge an airline based on one flight.
You are just like the idiots who complained about ARIK cancelling a flight as if flight cancellation is new in the airline industry.
If it happens to you like say 5 times, then you can talk.
TravelRe: Where Are U From? by phuckNL: 8:09am On Oct 09, 2009
yommyuk:
my name is yomi from ABUJA grin grin grin
yommyuk's name is yommy! I would never have guessed that. huh
TravelRe: Need To Travell. by phuckNL: 7:10am On Oct 09, 2009
justwise:
@raregem004

Yes u are absolutely right, its scammer for sure. I really hope that pple like u die in prison
Take a chill pill with the "screaming scammers all over the place" Ogini.
The people getting scammed are also scammers themselves. Why would you want to pay someone to process a visa for you. That alone is a felony.
Both the scammer and the victims are scammers. finito
TravelRe: Is America A Must? by phuckNL: 7:08am On Oct 09, 2009
Is this supposed to be a rhetorical question. huh
TravelRe: General U.S.A (student) Visa Enquiries by phuckNL: 5:09am On Oct 09, 2009
[quote author=oga.ade link=topic=240241.msg4696355#msg4696355 date=1255055168]WDF is going on here huh huh huh
asked a simple question on this thread regards visa, and phucking phuck NL decides to go get an orgasm by trying to link posts huh huh huh

gonga aso, who gives a flying phuck?
angry

abeg who sabi how to get date thru the back door jare huh[/quote]Gongo Aso, enough. I don catch you juh. So i am now phuck_NL and no longer A-town. U have been exposed.
You can not hide certain characteristics. It is said that even you can not tell what gave you up
It was not the posts that i tried to connect. It's the phucking email addresses. Gongo Aso is Oga.Ade. Period.

[size=20pt]exboy[/size]_teejay@yahoo.com, by Gongo Aso, and [size=20pt]boyex[/size]4eva@yahoo.com by Oga. Ade
You have been caught. Give it up already.
TravelRe: General U.S.A (student) Visa Enquiries by phuckNL: 8:12pm On Oct 08, 2009
femilangy:
Now i'm confused!!!! undecided undecided undecided undecided
You dey Bleep up. How u go dey confused. The guy has just confirmed it. I opened his yansh and he came out. When was the last time Gongo Aso posted. Okay now for the evidence.

gongo aso:
asking price
1.25 million
negotiable
serious buyers only, contact
call 08033802422,08068029925 for quick inspection.
or mail exboy_teejay@yahoo.com, gongogoso@gmail.com
[quote author=oga.ade link=topic=240241.msg4631361#msg4631361 date=1254213351]@toyosiwemi
please can you drop your yahoo or any other contact, i urgently need some info concerning securing late visa appointment for a friend.
or you can add this addy: boyex4eva@yahoo.com to your YIM.
thanks

@house
anyone with useful info on the above inquiry should help out.
answer here or mail to boyex4eva@yahoo.com

thanks[/quote]I hope you guys are not going to ask me to point out what gave him up in those two quotes. i believe we are all at least secondary school graduates here!!!!
BusinessRe: I Want To Open A Chinese Language Training School In Abuja Or Lagos by phuckNL: 10:14am On Oct 08, 2009
You guys should stop being ridiculous. NOBODY wants to learn MANDARIN. Aside from the fact that it is a difficult language, it lacks social acceptance.
No sentiments need be added. Yes anyone can dream and aspire to start any business or idea, this is not one of them.
This is like dropping a coiin in Unilag lagoon. Before you venture, ask yourself this : What will NIGERIANS use the language for. If you can find an answer to that, go ahead and open 2 million centres over naija.
TravelRe: General U.S.A (student) Visa Enquiries by phuckNL: 9:32am On Oct 08, 2009
femilangy:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked. . . . . . .r u serious phuck_NL. . . . . .oga ade is the same person as gongo aso?

lemme find out. . . . .this is getting interesting grin grin grin grin grin wink wink cheesy cheesy cheesy
Make i see if any body on this forum get the kain 007 skills wey i get. If anyone can confirm it as well let me know. oTherwise i go release the unrefutable evidence wey i get.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Inter Cont Bank Security Insults Customer For Charging Phone In The Bank by phuckNL: 8:47am On Oct 08, 2009
You and your friend are freaking IDIOTS. I am sure he saw the sign that said CELLPHONES are not to be used in the banking hall. For him to think that the best place to charge his phone is the same place that doesnt allow people to use fones just shows his stupidity.
By the way, IS ELECTRICITY FREE. You wan charge phone like say na u dey pay dia NEPA BILLS. Ignorant Buffons. You deserve what you got.
TravelRe: General U.S.A (student) Visa Enquiries by phuckNL: 8:13am On Oct 08, 2009
100% Certain. If he disputes it, i will show how i figured that out.
TravelRe: General U.S.A (student) Visa Enquiries by phuckNL: 7:54am On Oct 08, 2009
[quote author=oga.ade link=topic=240241.msg4689551#msg4689551 date=1254970672]this man. u seriously need to ask yourself some questions and until you do, you ll remain a most confused individual.
e.g. what meaning can you yourself make out of what you just posted?
your passport expires in two years, you are wondering if you can make use of it in two months time huh huh huh
not in bad faith but methinks you are losing it cheesy[/quote]Going thru your posts, i initially thought you were A-town just trying to refer to me as A-town in order to hide your cover but i dug deep and i can comfortably say that oga.ade is the same as Gongo Aso.
Music/RadioRe: Banky W's Strong Thing Is Best song by Nigerian by phuckNL: 8:22pm On Oct 06, 2009
JNdupu:
I hope Nigerian Railway charge them proper Naira for the hire of that locomotive and Lalupon station for the day.
Which dirty reiluwei. Common bicycle tire, nigeria govt no get again.
The video was shot in SA.
BusinessRe: I Want To Open A Chinese Language Training School In Abuja Or Lagos by phuckNL: 6:07am On Oct 06, 2009
davidif:
taipei, don't listen to this people jare, DON'T EVER LET ANYBODY TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING.
Here we go with sentiments again. Ogini?
It is called feasibility studies. Ya digg. The mandarin and other chinese languages are not beneficial to anyone in Nigeria so why will Nigerians pay to learn it.
Aside from the Ibos that do import businesses in china, i don't think anyone in Nigeria really cares about the language.
French and spanish wey dey more appealing, people no pay for, na mandarin dem go dey pay for?
No sentiments abeg. @ Poster, don't waste your time juh.
RomanceRe: Why Are NL Ladies Accused Of Flirting? by phuckNL: 11:03am On Oct 05, 2009
[quote author=J-CzAr link=topic=332516.msg4663630#msg4663630 date=1254642649]Why is every female accused of flirting with guys on Nairaland when they chat a guy up privately? Can this assertion be true? OK! Gossip time! How many ladies have flirt with you? How many men have you flirt with?[/quote]Most naija girls on forums like this are the left out and ugly ones. The fine chics don't have time to come on forums posting rubbish or PMing anyone. They are too busy chasing numerous boys running after them.
FashionRe: Nigerian Girls Are The Most Beautiful In Africa! by phuckNL: 11:00am On Oct 05, 2009
ikeyman00:
f uc k ff

it either u post your proof or

u write a punk out

damn

no burger takin!!
So na you i dey answer to abi? Ignoramus. I don't care what you think.
TravelRe: Can I Apply For Visa And Travel Out With A Pregnancy?5 Months? by phuckNL: 10:57am On Oct 05, 2009
MrCrackles:
Well i am in my country. . .Where i was born and bred!
I carry my country's passport and nothing else. . .
My origin might be different. . . .
End off!
Spare me the B.S. If ur parents didn't do what the person on here is proposing, you wouldn't have a passport different from the green passport.
Your country is Nigeria whether you like it or not. All that citizen of wherever you claim na story. How dare you come here and tell the poster to stay in their country. Did you parents stay in theres? They did exactly what dis poster intends to do
TravelRe: Can I Apply For Visa And Travel Out With A Pregnancy?5 Months? by phuckNL: 10:29am On Oct 05, 2009
MrCrackles:
You cant be sure if something is not a fact. . . .Dont be daft!
Okay lets confirm my daftness. Are you in Nigeria?
FashionRe: Nigerian Girls Are The Most Beautiful In Africa! by phuckNL: 10:15am On Oct 05, 2009
blackspade:
Lets guess who phuck_NL is. Is it KB1/Hero? MandingoII? Some new troll? huh

Expose yourself you damn loser.
Why is it that when someone joins this forum or posts, you all start calling them names. Who the phuck is kb1/hero or mandingo11?
I have a life. Why would i have multiple ID's? I have been reading on this forum for a while and decided to sign up so i can shut some of you up.
BusinessRe: I Want To Open A Chinese Language Training School In Abuja Or Lagos by phuckNL: 9:08am On Oct 05, 2009
taipei:
Plz i want you guys to give me advise on establishing a Chinese training school/institute in Nigeria.
How successful this investment could be in Nigeria, like in Abuja or Lagos? Plz just your ideas, can Nigerians accept learning Chinese language?
If u know any government website that have information about establishing a foreign language school in Nigeria plz pass it to me, thanks my brothers, abeg make una no vex say i wan bring chinese language for Niger,
email me any good info plz on king5690@gmail.com .
Are you phucking kidding? Who in their right mind will pay to learn mandarin or whatever. (Since you are chinese, you should know there is no such thing as "chinese" just as we do not have "nigerian" as a language)
Nigerians are not even ready to learn French that is free in schools. French is even more appealing and widely accepted.
Where in the world would mandarin or any other language from china be beneficial to anyone except china?
TravelRe: Somali Girls Are The Most Beautiful In Africa! by phuckNL: 8:57am On Oct 05, 2009
THE AMAKA:
this is not about being fine or not.
well i guess if you have evolved to the white man's eye, then all naija girls are too ugly.
i mean you cant blame us.
our skin might be too black, our noses too wide, and our hair just too nappy.
im sorry it doesnt feed your white fantasy.

its sad where africa is going.
the black race is among the most bleeped up race in the world.
tsk tsk
i feel sorry for a lot of people's thinking, so sad.
do you have to play the race card to get your point across? haba.
Nobody is self hating shit. A lot of Nigerian girls are not FINE. SIMPLE. Genevieve is gorgeous, gloria chukwu is beautiful, omotola is sexy but MOST NIGERIAN girls do not fit into the same caliber. Fine is Fine, Ugly is Ugly. Period.
FashionRe: Nigerian Girls Are The Most Beautiful In Africa! by phuckNL: 8:52am On Oct 05, 2009
Arrant Nonsense. You simply hand picked the best looking Nigerian girls and you have the guts to say Nigerian girls are the most beautiful.
How does a handful of girls speak for the entire populace.
A lot of Nigerian girls are darn right FUGLY.
TravelRe: Cheap Vacation Spot Abroad by phuckNL: 8:48am On Oct 05, 2009
justwise:
@gasbi2.

Get lost, u are a mindless criminal
i am yet to see anything criminal minded in his post!!
TravelRe: Somali Girls Are The Most Beautiful In Africa! by phuckNL: 8:47am On Oct 05, 2009
THE AMAKA:
this thread has become sickening.
useless most likely bush looking african men that will value anything white or white-like.
shame shame.

so when you look in the mirror, i hope it gives you hell!
dumbasses.
is it our fault that you guys are not foiinnnnnnn
FashionRe: Nigerian Girls Are The Most Beautiful In Africa! by phuckNL: 11:53pm On Oct 04, 2009
ezeagu:
Post them now!
what is the point. It is a well known FACT
FashionRe: Nigerian Girls Are The Most Beautiful In Africa! by phuckNL: 11:48pm On Oct 04, 2009
Keep deceiving yourself. Nigerian girls are not even the finest in Africa, talkless the world. Ethiopian girls will demolish Nigerian girls anyday.
I have seen one of those pics on skyscrappercity before. hmmm
TravelRe: Can I Apply For Visa And Travel Out With A Pregnancy?5 Months? by phuckNL: 10:55pm On Oct 04, 2009
MrCrackles:
No you cant. . . .Stay in your country!
You wey dey talk, i am sure you are not in urs sef.

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