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BusinessRe: UPS Courier: My Frustrating Disappointment by phuckNL: 1:59pm On Nov 09, 2009
simplychic:
Nairalanders please free this guy whatever he is doing with his own passport is no ones business the fact is that UPS is unreliable.they did the same thing to me and my sister and that was why we couldn't meet the September admission you wont believe that after collecting 13k from me all my credentials got missing thank God my original certificate was not there but every other thing i sent got missing. A m looking forward to January session now but i dare not use UPS I'd rather use DHL
Guys if you have something important to send please dont use UPS in Nigeria o!
@the bolded.
Here's where you are wrong:
It is everyones business. It wouldn't have been if he didn't POST THE FREAKING THING ON HERE.
TravelRe: Help Needed On Cheap Airline Ticket From 9ja To Usa, My Visa Is Out! by phuckNL: 10:10am On Nov 09, 2009
justwise:
KLM don't accept card payment by Nigerians again, u book then go to their office and pay cash. Thanks for 419ner
Calm down. You are always too quick to make responses.
I said you can pay online. KLM gives you the option of a bank transfer. Isn't that a form of online payment?

Airfrance accepts credit card payment though.
FoodRe: I Need Local Balance Diet by phuckNL: 8:21am On Nov 09, 2009
Why are you guys wasting your time

@Poster

If you are a guy, then your problem is solved.

keep eating what you eat. Just reduce it by a little amount then stop drinking Coke and all those drinks. Stay away from chocolate and ice cream. This alone if done will drop you by 3-5 pounds in a month. If you want better results do this :

Go to the gym and lift weights. LIFT HEAVY. don't listen to all the people that tell you to perform so many reps.
Do bench presses and use weights that you can only lift for a maximum of 5-6 times. Try increase the weights every 4 weeks or so.

You would build more muscle which will ensure a higher metabolism and will turn your body into a fat buster. Trust me, this is the way to go.
Don't waste your time running for 1hr everyday. You will only end up eating more and it easily gets boring.
PropertiesRe: Okun Mopo:Another Nairaland Lekki BeachView Hidden Treasure by phuckNL: 8:07am On Nov 09, 2009
@Lawyer

Where in my post did i say this was fraudulent. Don't let your anger cloud your thinking?

I stand by my word with regards to the heavy amount you will have to pay to prevent your house from sinking.
Most houses that are not/have not sank paid so much to avoid it. Some are still going to sink. They just built them so wait till after 4yrs.

I have more than enough proof.
A perferct example is the almighty VGC. Despite the sandfilling and proper preparation done by HFP, there are incidences of house sinking and water accumulation.
There is a house which is virtually sinking right now and only time will tell. If you don't believe me, i will give you the exact road and plot number to check for yourself. This house was one of the first to be built. It started sinking after like 4yrs it was built. Most people learnt from this house and had to pay almost FOUR times the expected amount to build their homes.

I know for sure that this is not a scam. I don't expect any plot to be 300,000 naira. I am only saying you can call something like this awwoof or cheap If and only IF it is as cheap as 300,000. With 1.5million you can get land in Ikorodu and still have change to start building your land without having to spend a fortune.

My point is that LEKKI/Beach side is not for the poor so don't make them see this as a deal because they will not be able to afford the long term costs.
TravelRe: Help Needed On Cheap Airline Ticket From 9ja To Usa, My Visa Is Out! by phuckNL: 7:57am On Nov 09, 2009
Damolux01:
@Phuck_nl, av gone to klm.com but no price posted, pls if u av reasonable price, i'll b glad to c your post. Thnx again!!
What do you mean? You can book and even pay online on klm.com
airfrance.com.ng also allows you to book and pay online.
BusinessRe: UPS Courier: My Frustrating Disappointment by phuckNL: 12:07am On Nov 09, 2009
I wonder what it would have cost you to simply hold on to your passport. The whole thing seems/smells shady.
Is it too much for you to hold on to your Nigerian passport. Why leave it in Nigeria. You are not the first dual citizen nah.
Every other dual citizen that i know holds on to his/her passport[b]s[/b]
TravelRe: Help Needed On Cheap Airline Ticket From 9ja To Usa, My Visa Is Out! by phuckNL: 12:03am On Nov 09, 2009
Vicjustice:
Is Nairaland a place to look for air ticket?
Coming from someone who uses Nairaland to vent about UPS. Abeg carry go. If you can't answer the guy, don't waste cyberspace gigabytes juhhhh.

@OP
Check delta.com. You can now book online for flights originiating from nigeria through atl/ny to your final destination in the US.
You can also check airfrance.com or klm.com
The cheapest you'll probably get right now is on the average of $2000. Christmas is here. If you wait till tomorrow, the price might increase by another 100. If you wait till december, you go pay like $2600.
PropertiesRe: Okun Mopo:Another Nairaland Lekki BeachView Hidden Treasure by phuckNL: 11:56pm On Nov 08, 2009
@Lawyer

You said you would respond to everyones claims but you ignored mine nah.
I am not saying the land is fraudulent.
I am saying that it is not cheap at 1.5 million since you will spend a fortune to make sure your house does not SINK and Collapse in 4yrs. Can you dispute this. That land can only be called cheap if it is less than 300,000 naira!!
PropertiesRe: Okun Mopo:Another Nairaland Lekki BeachView Hidden Treasure by phuckNL: 4:14am On Nov 08, 2009
Dynamite98:
Wow huh What a pity. You haven't even investigated before writing. You are right it's VERY CHEAP, but isn't that the benefit of having our own lawyer research, investigate and advertise it on NL? Why do you think he'll advertise something like this without doing his due diligence huh This guy is a Lawyer for God's sake, do you think he doesn't care about his license for him to sell fake property huh shocked. He knows there are people here who will strip him of his license if any fraudulent activity is noted. Please do not rubbish someone's efforts in ignorance. All Lawyer has been doing is show us where the hidden treasures are located.

I know this young and kind hearted young man, done business with him, still doing with him, and will always do business with him grin He's a man of integrity. Have other Lawyers, but he's number one on my list cos he knows what it means to be a Lawyer. From all my dealings with him, I count myself blessed for knowing him. There's no way I would have known Okun-Mopo or Okun Ajah in my life if not for Lawyer's introduction. Calm down and let the Holy spirit speak blessings into your life. This attitude of doubting just because the country is full of fraudsters, will not prosper anyone. Settle down, check anything you doubt before making any allegations. He's only helping us find how we can make money, better still, live among the rich without paying the high price. Can't you see? cool cool cool
@ the bolded part -NA YAM?
You will pay a heavy price if you decide to live there. If you don't spend your entire life savings on your FOUNDATION, it is only GOD that will help you.
The House will SINK if a lot of money is not pumped in. I repeat, this land is not cheap. You end up spending money "you think" you saved in buying the plot to build the house.
It is better to buy a plot of land for 5million naira and not have to worry about the additional costs associated by this lands on the water - oops, beach
CareerRe: Professional Female Drivers? by phuckNL: 10:27pm On Nov 07, 2009
I live in Lagos so i will speak for lagos and not Nigeria as a whole.
You have to be a MAD MAN to drive successfully in Lagos. I am not sure women have the kind of energy required.
Women tend to take life easy when driving. As a driver driving your boss, you would have to drive CRAZy if you know what i mean
TravelRe: Ticketing by phuckNL: 4:22pm On Nov 07, 2009
justwise:
Answer me, which embassy are u working for? No travel agent processes visa, u can only give advice and ticket booking. If u are registered with any embassy tell us, we will check that out right away.
When i was coming here, i did not use any agent, i completed the form in my room and sort all the documents required. I'm not discouraging anybody's business only when u are here to dupe pple. Tell me this, how will u go for an interview for your clients and get the visa?
Point of correction - Most people have to use agents to get UAE visas (dubai). They don't have an embassy in naija
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Pilgrims Riot In Saudi Arabia by phuckNL: 4:08pm On Nov 07, 2009
Is it by force to go to SAUDI?
Nigerians please wake up from your idiocracy. Because some people typed up a book and wrote that you should come to their land at a specific time of the year because it is demanded by God does not mean you have to carry your big head and travel there. It is not by force.
All the people saying rubbish that it is compulsory are simply stupid.
If not for the invention of airplanes, would people be going there.
If you had to go by road or ship, would you go. nonsense
Stay in ur damn country and spend what's left of ur naira
PropertiesRe: Okun Mopo:Another Nairaland Lekki BeachView Hidden Treasure by phuckNL: 4:01pm On Nov 07, 2009
While this seems to be cheap, you also have to consider that it is by the beach. If you intend to live there, do not be deceived, you will spend so much money to fill up and prepare your foundation otherwise your house will end up SINKING. Anything cheap along the beach side has to be along 300,000 naira per plot. Anything above is expensive. Don't let anyone decieve you. You will spend more money to build your house than you would in any other part of lagos.
FamilyRe: Why Are Men Afraid Of Successful Women by phuckNL: 2:09pm On Nov 06, 2009
@OP

Stop fooling yourself. I am sure you consider yourself as one of those successful women hence the post abi?
Men are not scared of anything. THE REASON MEN ARE RUNNING AWAY FROM YOU IS YOUR ATTITUDE AND BEHAVIOUR AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SUCCESS. Quit posing and you will finally get married. shocked
PoliticsRe: Cross River State Govt Bans Okada - From Nov. 15th by phuckNL: 6:34pm On Nov 05, 2009
Oboma1:
Well said, but will they listen!
Ndipe:
I dont think Okada should be banned. Entering a taxi in my opinion is more dangerous than riding an Okada, because you might be in the midst of kidnappers and robbers and all that. No, I prefer Okada anytime over taxi.
I hereby nominate the 2 posts above as the DUMBEST ever since manking was created. You need an award.
If you are scared of kidnappers, you can go to taxi parks/garages to get credible taxis. By the way, why can't an Okada rider kidnap you as well?
Your excuse is too ridiculous.
HealthRe: Swine Flu In Nigeria: Girl Tests Positive In Lagos by phuckNL: 9:27am On Nov 05, 2009
jassie:
Its the Caucasians who always export diseases to Africa. . .
Same happened in the case of HIV. . . I just hope there are no other victims in my Dear Lagos undecided
Excuse my stupidity but are all americans Caucasians? Does american girl automatically translate to caucasian girl?
FamilyRe: I Divorced My Nigerian Husband by phuckNL: 4:41pm On Nov 04, 2009
@Poster
Hate to break it to you but i think you got what you deserved.
Why did you have to indicate that he is a NIGERIAN. Any other man of any other nationality can/will break your heart.
I bet you were also "Inquisitive" when you met him. You probably wanted to try something different and you realised men will always be men. Nigerian, American or Aliens.
Nobody gives a shit if he is Nigerian. You divorced your husband, who is a man, Period.
PoliticsRe: Cross River State Govt Bans Okada - From Nov. 15th by phuckNL: 4:14pm On Nov 04, 2009
[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=346457.msg4860112#msg4860112 date=1257342427]how to they expect people to get from point A to point B if they cant go through the main roads.
this policy is bullshit!! they are taking away the rights of many people to feed their families.
when Nigeria cannot supply steady jobs for its citizens, they are taking the only thing they have left.
what do they want them to do now?
many people will starve.
to me, this only spells disaster!!![/quote]You really need to stop commenting on issues from 10,000 miles away.
What do you know about the transport system. We survived when there were no OKADA's. We will survive when they are banned.
No one will starve. They will find other things to do. The only reason we have as many Okada's is because people saw it as an easy way  out. No regulation, no stiff license procedures etc.
You dey sit for america dia they talk say it spells disaster. Abegi. Which disaster happened in PH and Abuja.
The guy that said kidnapping will increase/increased because of OKADA ban knows nothing. (i am not surprise though. another diasporan who thinks he knows what is happening in Nigeria. , mr knowitall)
Kidnapping increased because People keep paying the ransome. The govt is not checking the menace, as a result, it is becoming rampant.
PoliticsRe: Cross River State Govt Bans Okada - From Nov. 15th by phuckNL: 8:04am On Nov 04, 2009
Why can't you people just stop making unnecesseary noise. Other states did it. Did we hear of any increase in crime?
Lets wait till November 15 and we go see if all una excuses go carry water.
Govt must provide this, govt must provide that, . . . na Govt be una nanny?

Whether you like it or not, OKADA needs to be banned.
Trust me, LAGOS is only waiting for the right time. It will be banned in Lagos pretty soon.
TravelRe: The Bitter-truth As An International Student In The Us by phuckNL: 4:29pm On Nov 03, 2009
It is not by force to school in the US. If you can not afford it or don't have the brain to get a scholarship, keep your ass with ASUU.
How will you convince the consular about your choice of a community college. Trust me, unless you have a good travel history, i doubt the embassy will grant you a visa to go to a community college. Maybe they did in the past, they probably will not do it now knowing Nigerians.
i mean, a community college simply tells them thatt you can't afford to go to school in the US and will be relying on public funds to survive.
PoliticsRe: Cross River State Govt Bans Okada - From Nov. 15th by phuckNL: 4:18pm On Nov 03, 2009
oyb:
i just used one personal experience

people have several.

don't worry, when u start working, we will see how many of these lofty proposals you believe in are actually feasible.

when you get that call that there is an emergency at the other end of lagos and you are expected there RIGHT NOW and there is a hold up and your job is on the ine - we will see what you will do. grin

maybe you will blow grammer to oga( who also rode okadas when he had to) about how okadas are a threat to life and so you decide to take a danfo and get to the site right later
You are repeating the same thing. EXCUSE, EXCUSE, EXCUSE.
It is not a good enough reason for OKADA's to remain.
How many times a day do you get such calls. If there are no OKADA's, people will adjust to the situation. (including your freaking BOSS)
We didn't have that many okada's over a decade ago when lagos still had traffic, ----People survived back then and didn't loose their jobs. Look for another excuse please
PoliticsRe: Cross River State Govt Bans Okada - From Nov. 15th by phuckNL: 2:04pm On Nov 03, 2009
oyb:
^^^^

when you actually start working(shebi u just wan enter uni), we will see if this so called PLAN will work grin grin

i remember in 2004, when i had an interview. i left home at least an hour early. the taxi i took broke down on the bridge. i had to enter another. it started raining. the traffic was held up to blazes. i hopped on an okada, made it to my interview.

i would never have gotten there on time if not for okadas. all your noise about planning and leaving early is just noise.

if you really want to go on about risking your life, then u better stay at home. everyday i put my life in danger when i drive to or from work - trigger happy policemen, trailer drivers, area boys - the list does not end. okadas are just part of it.

all one can do is cope with it while planning/hoping for a change in personal circumstances that will reduce one's need to utilize them.
Your excuse is not good enough. So Okada's should be left alone because they help you get to your interviews on time? That is just Ludacris.
Lagos has had traffic issues long before the high number of Okadas. People made it to Interviews when there were no Okada's
I find it funny that anyone would risk their life and get on Okada. Maybe it is just me sha. I will never get on an okada for any reason. I have seen too many people die on highways and several others crippled becuase of okadas for me to be that ignorant.
If i know traffic may stop me from getting to my interview. I will stay at a location closer to the interview, a day before so i don't need to take an okada. Shikena.

@the bolded part. Why are you antagonizing yourself again. What personal circumstance will change that will stop you from using okada. Ur excuse is that it helps get thru traffic. Getting richer will not change the traffic situation na. ABi you want to start flying chopper service withing lagos.
By the way, OKADA's are not cheap. IT IS MORE EXPENSIVE TO UTILIZE AN OKADA THAN IT IS A DANFO OR BRT.
PoliticsRe: Cross River State Govt Bans Okada - From Nov. 15th by phuckNL: 1:37pm On Nov 03, 2009
oyb:
attack of the sheltered silver spooners

90% of okada riders in lagos are from niger republic etal grin grin grin- abegi - who has ever seen an okada rider with arab features - u actually believe your bs?

okada riders are a necessary evil in places like lagos . anyone who has ever had to act on a deadline and been confronted by a traffic jam can attest to that.
Where in Lagos do you live? I stand by my assertion.
Traffic jam is not an excuse to risk your life. Everyone knows the traffic situation in lagos. If you need to get somewhere. PLAN. Wake up earlier or something. Unfortunately for you, i am not from a wealthy family. I do not own a car. No one in Lagos has "Danfo'd" more than me.
I do not take Okada's because i can not let an illiterate rider who just arrived a few days in Lagos to break my leg.
Okada issue simply follows the law of demad and supply. If we realise d true dangers, we will stop patronising them and they will stop.
i see women with babies on their backs riding okada's and i wish GOD could give me an invisible BIG HAND to SLAP the living daylight out of them.
Riding an Okada puts your life in danger 80% of the time. Most okada riders have been involved in one accident or the other but they choose to continue until the day they get a FATAL accident.
TravelRe: If You Are Thinking Of Travelling Illegally, Watch This by phuckNL: 1:21pm On Nov 03, 2009
[quote author=chris_j link=topic=345257.msg4850563#msg4850563 date=1257223265]I am surprised the fella went through with his lie and equally surprised that the British High Commission or person in charge spent that much time on him: he even went to his supervisor to confirm denial when it was so damn obvious.

All I know what an say is that the Brits know what is happening, they make some money from non-refundable visa fees and try to keep reasonable dipomatic ties with Nigeria by letting through some people; amongst then those with questionable applications.

Deos Babcock University actually only have 50 students. I have seen the campus and many of their vehicles and it does look big to me. The guy was not that clever and should have done better with his preparation and answers.

Benson or whatever his name is should go and do something to the stupid agent that lends people the same jacket, shirt and tie to take passport photographs and one that produces very obvious fakes.

And he got away free - no prosecution or caution or anything. Where is the deterrent?[/quote]I am shocked at the bolded comment above. The interview was recorded probably for viewing/training new officers. They have to follow protocol when they are being recorded. If the guys wasn't being recorded. He would have denied him after 10 seconds of the interview.
Don't be fooled. They are not always that accomodating.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria: Power Crisis And Prosperity by phuckNL: 12:57pm On Nov 03, 2009
proudly9ja:
I agree with you as regards the power issue.

I have said it over and over again. Give Nigerians 24/7 constant power supply and I assure you, we will do the rest. We will turn Nigeria to the fastest growing economy in the entire world. While other may term us as lazy people, I totally disagree. I know we are very hardworking and intelligent.
The FG should do this for us and we will do the rest.

And its easy. There are 36 states in the Federation. Let each state generate 500MW of electricity only and in less than 1.5years we will have 18,000MW of electricity. Thats more than we need for constant power!
Bro it is not that easy. You have forgotten about distribution and transmission. Even if we generate 60 billion MW. We need proper distribution and transmission terminals. How many times have you heard neighborhoods paying nepa for transformers that never show up. How many times have you heard that NEPA cables have been carted away by thieves. (nepa officials).
The problem really is corruption. PRIVATIZATION will fully solve the problem. IF the government completely removes its hand from POWER, the problem will be solved. How many times have you heard that MTN Cables have been stolen and as such we won't have access to phone communications anymore?
EducationRe: Presidency To Probe Mass Failure In SSCE, NECO Exams by phuckNL: 12:51pm On Nov 03, 2009
The truth is gradually coming out. Corrupt and Dull leaders breed corrupt and dull offsprings.
You all lash out at our leaders all the time. Well, we the offsprings inherited their genes. We are just as DULL and STUPID as they are. grin
PoliticsRe: Cross River State Govt Bans Okada - From Nov. 15th by phuckNL: 12:42pm On Nov 03, 2009
[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=346457.msg4850690#msg4850690 date=1257227208]what the fuk is wrong with these people?!?!
how the hell can you ban okadas? that is a lot of people's way of transportation as well as income for the household.
these people are mumu people if they dont see okadas is what feed's a lot of their citizens.
this is just absurd! this makes no sense at all.
how the hell can you BAN AN OKADA?
GOSH, WONDERS SHALL NEVER END.
fools.[/quote]Don't be an ignoramus. The okada issue is fast becoming a PANDEMIC. The earlier it is banned, the better. If they had done it 10yrs ago, we won't have the problem we have today. They listened to sympathetic bigots and hence the problem.
I don't live in Calabar so i will use lagos as my example.
90% of Okada riders we have in lagos today are either from niger republic,mali, senegal or the northern part of nigeria. (Don't be fooled, they are not all hausa. most of them are foreigners). They troop in everyday into Lagos because their kinsmen have alerted them that anyone can enter Lagos today and start riding an Okada the next day to make money. Commercia bike riding is unnacceptable to society. People die everyday on Lekki-epe expressway due to Okada.Hospitals are filled with Okada victims. There is no form of training that we prevent the kind of deaths we get on these roads. Why should several commercial bikes be on highways that have vehicles moving at over 100km/hr?
Personal bikes on the other hand are acceptable because you don't have as many so the accident ration will be reduced.

Okada's should be banned from all highways and restrained to ONLY STREETS. They should be banned for the tricycles or keke Napep that are safer.
With regards to the jobs, abegi, these people had other things they were doing before they trooped into okada business because it is open for all.
BAN THE thing ALready
EventsRe: Why Don't We Celebrate Halloween In Nigeria? by phuckNL: 8:47pm On Nov 01, 2009
[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=345681.msg4841265#msg4841265 date=1257103659]ahhhhh Calabar, dont make me start day dreaming. lol
even my profile sef.
i really wanna go around Christmas, i heard its SOOO FUN!
like the carnival and all of that.
hmmmm seems like fun.

so @ poster
why dont we celebrate June 12 here in the west?
DUH DUH!!
thats like asking why dont we celebrate Hanukkah in Nigeria.
na wa ooooo. lol

thats not even funny. tongue[/quote]I seriously hope you didn't fall the previous posters joke oo. Otherwise you've been had big time.
It is a pity that you claimed so much patriotism on another thread yet you don't know one of the most important dates in Nigerias history.
June 12 was when we had the fairest election in naija's history which MKO abiola won. IBB annulled it. You can google the rest jare.
EventsRe: Why Don't We Celebrate Halloween In Nigeria? by phuckNL: 8:22pm On Nov 01, 2009
[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=345681.msg4841169#msg4841169 date=1257102801]i wonder why threads like this with OBVIOUS answers make front page.
this is a no-brainer!

halloween is not our thing, so why should we adopt it and celebrate it cause the west is doing it?
na wa oooo
halloween is dumb anyway, besides the free candy!!
it did more harm on my mouth than good. lol[/quote]I trip for the poster oo.
Abeg Poster, why don't they celebrate June 12 in the west?
The kind of stupid/rhetorical questions people ask on this forum shows how dull Nigerians really are.
TravelRe: White Nigerian Stopped At Paris Airport by phuckNL: 2:20am On Nov 01, 2009
I was going to ask the same thing because i know it is [size=19pt]very difficult [/size] to obtain [size=19pt]genuine/original naija citizenship [/size] even for foreigners born in Nigeria.
I am sure the immigration officer is aware of the scenario. He probably is also aware that people buy Nigerian passports at "farmers markets" hence the suspicion.
TravelRe: The Bitter-truth As An International Student In The Us by phuckNL: 2:07am On Nov 01, 2009
There is no bitter truth anywhere. I believe the II-20 gives a ball park value as to expected expenses. People who get to the U.S and complain probably had no intention of going to school in the first place. How can a "literate" secondary school/university graduate expect to pay the exorhbitant fees via part time jobs. You would have to be a real DULLARD to think that. The estimated yearly expenses for my uni is $45,000. If i didn't get a scholarship, then yankee would be a no go for me.!!
PoliticsRe: Federal Government Suspends Fuel Importation (Says LeadershipNigeria) by phuckNL: 1:58am On Nov 01, 2009
^^^^^^Since a lot of people choose to just make noise without finding out facts, i will state what i found out from a few searches on the net.
The ban on imports is temporary. It is to help the transitioning phase. They don't want the oil majors to just hold people at ransome without any starting field. Currently the NNPC has imported and stored more than enough for 40 days. I believe they will sell to marketers who will in turn sell to consumers at different rates based on their operating costs (transport and blah blah). After this, the floor will be opened whereby they can import and sell directly.

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