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Romance › Re: Picture: Which One Would You Rather Choose? by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 7:23am On Jun 14, 2016

I'll take the 10,000,000. Then call her for 2 weeks stand. Then I give like 15 tazan. Just coz I have conscience oh.

Romance › Re: Is It A Crime To Date Broke Guy? by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 7:19am On Jun 14, 2016

The OP is a guy. Fake monika.

Celebrities › Re: Empress Njamah Post Shirtless Picture Of Herself Before Bedtime: by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 7:15am On Jun 14, 2016

Gidoka:
she looks lonely

And Timayaless. Damn. How old is she now? How Timaya really flies. Timaya waits for no one. Make use of your Timaya wisely.

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Nairaland General › Re: Oil Deal: Woman Bags Two Years Jail Term. by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 7:14am On Jun 14, 2016

Dah heck? Isn't this a "normal" business in Nigeria?

Fashion › Re: When Your Barber Has A PhD In Mechanical Engineering by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 7:13am On Jun 14, 2016

The head has square root

Politics › Re: Charles Nengite Graduates From U.S War College As Best With 6 Awards by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 7:11am On Jun 14, 2016*

Bigots trying to determine if "Nengite" is Yoruba or Igbo.

edoyad:
He is from Nembe, Bayelsa state

Lol. E pain them. But technically he's igbo na. Since Bayelsa is just a walkable distance from Abia State. So the igbos have this one.

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Turns out some people are taking my comment too seriously. First of....I don't care what tribe he is. Whether Yoruba, Igbo, Nembe Waterside, Amadiama creek, Westeros, Dathraki or Winterfell. Success is not tribe-dependent.

Funny enough my dad is Mbaise. Mumsy is Ijaw. And I was born in Ikorodu, Lagos. Bae is Efik speaking. And my closest sidekick is a Warri niqqa.

Y'all should go get circumcised or something.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 7:46am On Jun 13, 2016

What does Plantain do when he's one on one with the goalkeeper? Plantain chips.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 1:14pm On Jun 12, 2016

Novice divers often jump to concussions.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 9:07am On Jun 07, 2016*

Holuwarphemmy:
ED has no girlfriend because SHEE RAN away

Ed sheeran ......musician

Been a while we heard from BRUNO too. Maybe he's in MARS now. Same goes for TUNECHI. His music has WAYNEd. His fall from grace to grass was DRAKEstic.

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Politics › Re: New Delta Suicide Squad NDSS Emerges, Issues 7Day Ultimatum To Private Oil Firms by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 2:57pm On May 31, 2016

ITbomb:
More like Hydra

Oboy I just taya. Avengers....Suicide Squad...what next? Guardians of The Galaxy?

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 9:43pm On May 30, 2016

abbas99:
Dis THREAD is in TATTERS

That's sad. Like a line from a TAILOR Swift song.

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 9:43pm On May 30, 2016*

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 9:33pm On May 30, 2016

abbas99:
Sorry am driving,AL COHOL U back

He's driving under the influence. Y'all should BEER Me witness.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 8:38pm On May 26, 2016

abbas99:
Seems u believ in HIGHER POWERs

Oh yes I do. That same belief should be INTEGRATED in the life of all Nigerians. Let's deal with the ROOT of our problems SQUARELY.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 3:12am On May 26, 2016

Calculus and Alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive.

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Celebrities › Re: Ebube Nwagbo Displays Incredibly Trimmer Figure And It’s Breathtaking (photos) by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 7:55am On May 25, 2016

Those from the west will see this as a waste of waist.

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Politics › Re: Ekiti Workers On Strike Over Unpaid Salaries by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 7:49am On May 25, 2016

When their governor was buying bread and beans...I know say situation don red.

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Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Set To Sign With Jay Z’s Roc Nation by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 7:44am On May 25, 2016

Teebillz dialing Tiwa's number like: "Elo Bae...I mizz you so mush. Hope you've nor forkotin about the 45 million naira WE are owing persin."

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 10:56pm On May 24, 2016

abbas99:
His eminence, the future PUNTIFF of d vatican

#no disrespect to d catholic brethren#

Lol. Enjoying this back and forth. You think others are enjoying our game of Ping PUNg?

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 8:09pm On May 24, 2016

abbas99:
In ROME we hail u as d GOD OF OLYMPUnS

And we know you as PUNtius Pilate. Governor of all PUNpeii.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Have You Ever Seen This? by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 7:13pm On May 24, 2016

How does it look when you roast it? PURPLE?

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Phones › Re: Oracle Claims Google Stole 11,500 Lines Of Code To Build Android OS by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 7:11pm On May 24, 2016

Oracle is Black Face. Google is 2Face. Let Oracle go and sidon under iroko tree. Consult the gods or something. undecided

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Celebrities › Re: 21 Nigerian Celebrities As Secondary School Student.. by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 7:07pm On May 24, 2016

Yes?

Nairaland General › Re: A Nairaland Visit To Dangote Cement Ibeshe by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 7:04pm On May 24, 2016

You should put on more flesh by the end of the project. Lol. Congrats sir.

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 6:54pm On May 24, 2016

abbas99:
#punboss#
In latin dey say CARPA DIEM,SEIZE D DAY,but in ur case I'll say CARPA DIME,SEIZE D COIN..
#respect#

I got 100 problems and ABBAS is 99 of them. Who else puns in LATIN? Don't stop punning sir! There's ROME for more.
#ovation#

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 6:50pm On May 24, 2016

Nep2une:
the creative juices weren't flowing then But I guess it's my PERIOD now

Are you a PERIODical punstar? Why haven't we heard from you till now? Seems you pressed the menoPAUSE button. You should be here OVARYtime. ALWAYS drop a pun. We will TAMPON justice with mercy and give you 5 DAYS to report.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 6:37pm On May 24, 2016

abbas99:
Dis pun just RAZED d BARn

#impressed by d pun#

That made me WHIP tears of joy. Thanks man. Or as we say here in Spain: GRASSias. HAY bro, you know what? If this pun makes any cash, I'll donate it to CHARIOTy. grin

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 9:42pm On May 23, 2016

"They slipped behind the BARN and quickly removed each other's HARNESS. With nothing to REIN them in, it was going to be a night of UNBRIDLED passion. This time, he wasn't taking NEIGH for an answer."

An excerpt from "50 Shades of HAY".

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 9:25pm On May 22, 2016

abbas99:
D GLASS industry wud b a PANE in d ass

Did I leave the WINDOW to my mind open? Coz this REFLECTION of yours perfectly MIRRORS my thoughts.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 6:56am On May 22, 2016

If you throw your OLD PICTURES at me, I'll THROW BACK.

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