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Nairaland / General / Re: What A Lady Did After A Man Tried Giving Her A Lift While It Was Raining by pikapizy(m): 3:14pm On Jul 05, 2018
is it only the lady you saw in the rain? why didn't you offer no nigga a ride too?
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Tests To See If Her Boyfriend, Samuel Is Faithful. But He Failed by pikapizy(m): 3:07pm On Jul 05, 2018
If it's me I will be very angry !!!! how can you test a hungry lion with food? that girl is very stupid ..and that invigilator abi investor is very jobless going around testing a lazy Nigerian Youth
Crime / Re: Man Cries Out After Falling For This Pretty Fake Customs Lady On Facebook.Photos by pikapizy(m): 9:27am On Jun 08, 2018
Harrynight:
cry


When Shiits like this happens Banks assisted by security agencies are much more in a better position to trace those bastards called frudstars, but NO they won't.

Reason I hate Nigerian Banks with their crazy policies who can't protect interests and securities of their customers!

3 years ago, my 150k was fraudulently transferred to an unknown account till date First Bank having nothing reasonable to say.

2yrs now Gtb still can't trace one idiot that stole my sisters phone n Wallet, using her ATM card Number he transferred money to his account.
I don't believe you and your sis asked well ... just walk into the bank and tell them you wanna know which account the sent money was sent to ... then go to the any branch of that bank and complain .. if any of the banks refuses to assist you ... just make a case out of it ... report it on twitter , tagging the bank, CBN and EFCC if need be
Family / Re: My Uncle Takes His Daughter For Virginity Tests Annually --- Is It Ideal? by pikapizy(m): 7:07am On Jun 08, 2018
mikejj:
ah ogah oo.which one b virginity test again...wat he is doing is affecting the girl mentally... her virginity is her virginity she decides to keep her choice...if she doesn't want to keep it her choice... that girl now i won't be surprise if she is nt in a relationship ..
Maturity Speaks .... btw "the Uncle" should be asked if he married his wife a virgin ? sometimes all this stress protecting something thats meant to be lost one day ... "uncle' is psycho who has slept with many young girls or he is has a phobia with the way the younger Generation handle sex

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Business / Re: Did The ATM In Computer Village Scam Me? by pikapizy(m): 7:02am On Jun 08, 2018
FunmyKemmy:
Go and call GTB out on Twitter. Try to tag CBN. It will be resolved as fast as possible.
This seem like the closest to a solution you can get ...follow this lead unless u have a better idea
Education / Re: IMSU Goes Tough On Indecent Dressing; See What Was Done To A Defaulting Student. by pikapizy(m): 3:25am On Jun 08, 2018
Is that the problem of the school ? is the dress code why our standard of education is falling ? every year Nigerian Universities claim to admit thousands of student , but go to lecture halls you'd only see a few hundred .. where are the remaining ones ? HUSTLING !!! because the system has failed them.. Nigerian Youths no longer have faith in the education system ... because even the ones that dressed nice, graduated well are still roaming the street ... and anyone that has the time and effort to be doing that nonesense deserve a blow on the eye ... if my dressing is not okay for your lecture please send me out ... because if you spoil my clothes I go track you later man to man and you go pay !

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Phones / Re: Pls Suggest, Want To Buy 120k Phone by pikapizy(m): 4:59pm On Apr 20, 2018
orisa37:
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Nokia 8 Sirocco. N97000:
do you mean nokia 8( 2017) or nokia 8 sirocco because .. i'm not sure you can even buy the phone yet in Nigeria not to mention the price ... please enlighten me
Crime / Re: Alexzy Markson: "Yahoo Yahoo Saved My Life, SARS Should Stop Disturbing Us" by pikapizy(m): 11:18am On Dec 08, 2017
Small080:
Some nigerian with their low mentality .... the laptop and brain you ate using to fraud, why can't you use it for another batter thing ..... having a cyber cafe, doing a programming, web design and others are they not making living. he is doing bad thing and still proud .....
is not your faults but we have foolish and selfish leaders.
How many websites have you created so far ? Are you feeding your family with that or struggling to meet everyday requirements.. do you know how it feels to be rich ? Crime pays .. but it’s just not good
Car Talk / Re: Why Use Your Handbrake When The Gear Is On Park? - See 6 Important Reasons by pikapizy(m): 6:25pm On Nov 06, 2017
My car doesn’t have handbrake even the foot alternative was uncabled even before the car was shipped into Nigeria .. I’ve never used handbrakes in my life I feel it’s a waste of space .. they should fix it somewhere else
Celebrities / Re: Miss Nigeria Is Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend And Here’s Why by pikapizy(m): 6:13pm On Nov 06, 2017
deepwater:
Op when you are born into a royal home you become royal automatically. Association with commoners is frown at completely.

In this wise, That pussycat belongs to the organisers only for one year, non-members of the organising team are hereby forbidden to eat that pussy with immediate effect...

That pussy needs to be scattered with reckless abandon for 365 days firm with possible extension of 1 X 10 days or 2 X 14 days pro-rata basis as to be mutually agreed upon. Guess what?

The biatch always agree ! grin

Nothing more, nothing less

It's their work o undecided


I pity their boyfriends
After 365 days of continuous pussy community service, the "P" go don loose alignment comot remaining "ussy".

When the boyfriend see him babe ussy the year after him no go recognize am again.

Have u ever wondered why beauty queens become ugly after their reign? Na the same reason why all the ashewo for Nigeria have one particular look.

....Knacking Akpako unfettered

undecided
you got me laughing so hard .. I read your comment more than twice
Religion / Re: Pastor E.A Adeboye Reacts To Daddy Freeze's Comments On Tithes (VIDEO) by pikapizy(m): 5:21pm On Nov 06, 2017
XXLDICK:
He was definitely not referring to Freeze because Freeze never made such statement.

One thing about this pastors is that they will never address this tithe issue once and for all, they will just keep beating around the bush


Every sane mind knows that tithing as a Christian is wrong
God bless you for this .. I just highlighted this place in my bible for another block head or pastorprenier that will want to argue with me



Modified: I just made a little research and Freeze made a comment similar to that and he was purposely quoted out of context by dubious Adeboye. I just lost more respect for the man.


And Freeze was right.

Deuteronomy 14: 25 and 26.


22 Be sure to set aside a tenth of all that your fields produce each year. 23 Eat the tithe of your grain, new wine and olive oil, and the firstborn of your herds and flocks in the presence of the Lord your God at the place he will choose as a dwelling for his Name, so that you may learn to revere the Lord your God always. 24 But if that place is too distant and you have been blessed by the Lord your God and cannot carry your tithe (because the place where the Lord will choose to put his Name is so far away), 25 then exchange your tithe for silver, and take the silver with you and go to the place the Lord your God will choose. 26 Use the silver to buy whatever you like: cattle, sheep, wine or other fermented drink, or anything you wish. Then you and your household shall eat there in the presence of the Lord your God and rejoice.
Politics / Re: Oyinbo Man Spotted With Buhari's Painting At Lagos Airport. See What He Said by pikapizy(m): 5:49am On Sep 29, 2017
What a good way to shift drugs out of the country
Romance / Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by pikapizy(m): 9:21am On Oct 22, 2016
Billyonaire:


You sound pained.

Sorry.
hahaha did you say pained ? I hate when people brag. Pained ? The month has not even ended yet but I've made past a million Naira . I'm living fine and everything I have today was not given to me, I either made it or earned it btw I'm still an undergrad . I'm living life the very way it should . I can afford all the necessities I need I live comfortably in a house I paid for . I have a woman and she's loyal. I've got respect , I earned it .I'm living ! I'm living the life you pray for and I ain't even in my mid twenties yet . You what have you achieved so far this month ?
Romance / Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by pikapizy(m): 5:38am On Oct 21, 2016
Billyonaire:
Its possible, but there will be too much suffering and such a husband can not say for sure, that he is the only one visiting the wife in the other room, cos electricity bill alone is about 15k monthly where I live and refuse disposal is about 3k monthly. Domestic staff is 30k each person and you need at least 1. What of petrol and diesel, nothing less than 100k for that one oh.

Ladies, please go for the money, cos poverty destroys love and leaves you hopeful. Truth hurts.
nobody is interested in where you live .and I don't see any reason a reasonable man that earns just 50k would live in such environ . I've seen that earn around that sum and are able to carter for their family and train graduates .

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Webmasters / Re: Godwin Benson Wins Internet.org Award After Meeting Mark Zuckerberg In Nigeria by pikapizy(m): 2:32am On Oct 06, 2016
samtoles:


Benson is a LAGOS surname. I know because I am a Lagosian and my surname is Benson...I am Sammy Benson
so Liz Benson is from lagos state too?
Education / Re: As A Student - 7 Factors To Consider If You Want To Stay Off Campus by pikapizy(m): 7:42pm On Oct 03, 2016
Bleep the sch hostel fun ... if everybody staying in your off campus compounds are mostly student u will enjoy it . your peeps from other sch can visit u and spend time. u can buy whatever property you want . you can choose how to arrange or decor the room because it's exclusively yours . you can stay locked indoors for how long u like or stay out for how long nobody disturbs u . you have 100% privacy . babes fit crash for your place . you can wake up in the middle of the night to cook, eat and bath .. it's your house . you and your friends can turn it upside doen in celebration and rearrange it nobody go frown . you play your ps3 all day on ur plasma , nobody will tell u to change it . i can play kranium and popcaan tracks all day on your home theatre no one will tell u to reduce it . u can have your quiet time or read anytime indoors without fear of disturbance or distractions. you can walk around naked with your bae all day inside without fear of anyone barging in on you . You are in Control of your life . off campus is where you learn to Manage a home . who hostel epp? na mostly lack of fund or parental trust push people there,. some parents believes off campus apartment gives their child/ward too much freedom to handle forgetting that child would have his/her own home someday

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole, Obaseki And Timaya At APC Celebration Party by pikapizy(m): 1:32pm On Oct 03, 2016
LOOTING CONTINUA , KWORRUPTION ACERTA
Religion / Re: The Evil Apple: Did Adam And Eve Really Eat An Apple? by pikapizy(m): 9:21am On Oct 02, 2016
it's wrong to think the fruit was an Apple but it's pure stupidity to think it's sex. First of all ask yourself why was Earth made in the first place? God is king . and every king wants more dominion, loyalist, servants ,dominion, power and of course more lands. the earth was supposed to be a colony of heaven, an extension of His fellowship.
Actually there were two such trees fruits in that garden (earth) . one was the tree of Good and evil (Gen 2:9) and other the tree of life(Gen 3:22) The fruit was a property of heaven, for Angels and Heaven's citizens to feed on from time to time. while humans eat their normal food. God kept it on earth for man to cultivate it ( just like when one have servants working in his farm. they were not supposed to eat the produce but cultivate it ) God trusted man that's why he placed him there with the fruit. Genesis 3:8 explained God Himself coming down to the garden in "the cool of the evening" walking in the garden probably to collect the ripe fruits back to be used in Heaven ..he came from time to time to do this I guess . Man was supposed to be loyal and dependent on the King-God. he wasn't supposed to have certain *classified information and intelligence meant for heaven's own citizen. he was supposed to live according to rules and statue .. But he betrayed God's trust by eating what he was asked to secure and not eat . ( of cos the devil knew this , he was formally a citizen of heaven before he committed treason and was banished ) so he lured man into committing the sin of disobedience and BETRAYAL . After man ate of the tree he became wiser . he realized the importance of freedom and choice .his senses became high even to the extent of knowing he was naked . he became like heaven citizen. when God realized this (gen 3:8-13). he cursed them and chase them out of the already made garden to work for themselves . He was also worried they would eat from the tree of life too and become like heaven citizen . " then the LORD God said :Look, the Human beings have become like us ( Heaven citizens) knowing both good and evil (power of choice ,freewill,wisdom, freedom to choose between good or evil ) . What if he reach out, take the fruit from the tree of life , and eat it ? then They (earth Citizen) will live forever ! " Genesis 3:22 NLT.
Hence the earth was supposed to be subjected to heaven like a colony under Heaven's government . but man acquired knowledge enough to stir up a Revolution by "[b]ingesting some sensitive and classified information "[/b he was suppose to only secure and not use .

PIKA LAWRENCE ( THE THEORY OF CREATION ) .

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Religion / Re: The Evil Apple: Did Adam And Eve Really Eat An Apple? by pikapizy(m): 8:37am On Oct 02, 2016
WHOcarex:
But when God created them He said they should go into the world and multiply. How were they supposed to do that without sex??
one of the few people thinking with his head . the bible went further to say least they put forth their hand and eat of the tree of life too and become like God . was that refering to another sex ? Funny how ignorant people claim superwise .. research what you don't know .. Earth was created to be an extension of Heaven . it was supposed to be a colony of Heaven but man broke forth to have his independent . he became fully in charge of his choices . a revolution broke forth

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Politics / Re: EFCC Freezes Patience Jonathan’s Personal Account by pikapizy(m): 2:22pm On Sep 22, 2016
Real2020:


Arrant nonsense. Go and investigate Turai Yaradua's account. Same with Titi Abubakar, Mariam Abacha, Late Ndidi Babangida, Late Stella Obasanjo, and Mrs. Shonekan. This selective justice must stop...because she and her husband are from 5%(SS/SE)!

because most robbers are not caught does not justify the crime of Armed robbery ..You and your kind are Nigerian greatest problems . mind you , I'm also from the said "5%" . i think if someone murders you today , your ghost will beg for the person's freedom because other murderers were not caught . I don't support any political party and I'm from the South . EFCC can't nab all the corrupt politicians the same way the police can't catch every criminal, or murderer ..BUt my opinion is that : the government should make a good example of anyone caught .. when the witch hunter catches a witch he should be applauded . btw I hope PEJ bought and suscribed the device you are using to comment this shit because if not, you need a brain transplant because real foolishness is when you use your china semi-smartphone with the data you paid for to defend a criminal that's stealing your future away ...sentiment wil not kill you in JESUS NAME..say Amen

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Politics / Re: Blame Niger Delta Militants For The Recession – Osinbajo by pikapizy(m): 6:44am On Sep 20, 2016
Izonpikin:
I have said it before that whilst a drop in oil price really affected our revenue a drastic drop in our volume of crude compounded the wahala..

And that is where buhari would have to eat all the blames...you became president at a time when oil price is low and all you could think of was to look for the trouble of the oil producing regions all in the dirty name of corruption fight..i hope that has yielded results for him..buhari knows next to nothing about compromise and the best times to make tough decisions as a leader...was chasing tompolo,making derogatory statements about the regions producing oil, truncating pipelines surveillance contracts etc the right thing to do after assuming power

Buhari is just a predictable leader...


If I was buhari one of my first visits would have been to the south south in order to gain their favor and assure them of peace and cooperation..rather our president sat far away to say rubbish about these regions...


A wise post and advise but unfortunately the Buhari and his cohurts don't understand the differences between a LEADER and a RULER

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Politics / Re: Blame Niger Delta Militants For The Recession – Osinbajo by pikapizy(m): 6:40am On Sep 20, 2016
but i thought BUhari said the previous govt caused the recession ... now his vice is saying it's militants... do these guys think at all ...well I'm waiting for Lia Mohammed's version of the story. " HOW NIGERIA WENT INTO RECESSION part 4"
Politics / Re: Blame Niger Delta Militants For The Recession – Osinbajo by pikapizy(m): 6:37am On Sep 20, 2016
GODKID98:
they re calling buhari a dullard,yet he has succeeded in making a politician out of this pastor!!
FYI you can make a politician out of every liar in Nigeria .
Romance / Re: I Know Money Doesn't Buy Happiness, But Let Me Cry In G-Wagon - ABSU Aspirant by pikapizy(m): 11:14pm On Sep 14, 2016
she could be right you know..the wretched people are the least happy people . Money is not linked to happiness , lack of it does not guarantee happiness.. infact it is difficult for a wretched man to be genuinely happy . and of cos , the rich also cry ... I have seen more people smiling in a G wagon than a Molue ..@OP if her thoughts offend you , quit working for money or trying to get rich , pray to be poor and genuinely happy !!

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Romance / Re: I Know Money Doesn't Buy Happiness, But Let Me Cry In G-Wagon - ABSU Aspirant by pikapizy(m): 11:11pm On Sep 14, 2016
yanabasee:
Well...her mates are crying inside hummer jeeps.. Lamborghinis' and she's talking abt G-wagon!

Bae's so old fashioned!
you're way more old fashioned ..did you say hummer jeeps ?
Phones / Re: [cheat] New Glo Data Package 250MB For Just #100 by pikapizy(m): 4:16pm On Sep 14, 2016
will it work on pc ? how long does it last
Politics / Re: The $15m In My Accounts Is For Medical Bills - Patience Jonathan by pikapizy(m): 1:34pm On Sep 14, 2016
pikapizy:
you really do not have a brain...lets assume buhari is witch hunting does that make it cool for PEJ to stash away $15m ? Nigerians surely deserve the leaders they have ...call it witch hunting or anything but any politician probed and caught should be severely punished ...when PDP grab power in 2019, (lets assume they will) they too can witch hunt APC ..btw what stopped GEJ from witch hunting Amaechi , Tinubu and the rest ? like someone said if PDP punish corrupt APC , and APC punish corrupt PDP i'm sure the country would be much better .. question for you : would you let your kid who stole go unpunished because your neighbors don't punish their kids ? life must be really hard without brain..

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Politics / Re: The $15m In My Accounts Is For Medical Bills - Patience Jonathan by pikapizy(m): 1:33pm On Sep 14, 2016
ikemesit4477:
Son of a bitch! It seems you are reasoning with your anus, how many APC members that are in such situation since these despenstion name them or are they saint?
you really do not have a brain...lets assume buhari is witch hunting does that make it cool for PEJ to stash away $15m ? Nigerians surely deserve the leaders they have ...call it witch hunting or anything but any politician probed and caught should be severely punished ...when PDP grab power in 2019, (lets assume they will) they too can witch hunt APC ..btw what stopped GEJ from witch hunting Amaechi , Tinubu and the rest ? like someone said if PDP punish corrupt APC , and APC punish corrupt PDP i'm sure the country would be much better .. question for you : would you let your kid who steals go unpunished because your neigbors don't punish their kids ? life must be really hard without brain..

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Politics / Re: The $15m In My Accounts Is For Medical Bills - Patience Jonathan by pikapizy(m): 10:55am On Sep 14, 2016
if PEJ is not convicted and the money remitted to foreign exchange reserve , this country is a huge joke and our flag should be changed from green and white to pink and yellow

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Politics / Re: The $15m In My Accounts Is For Medical Bills - Patience Jonathan by pikapizy(m): 10:38am On Sep 14, 2016
ikemesit4477:
OK since APC said that the corruption they are fighting is not one -sided , that no APC member have been accused that they never go after, now I have accused Tinubu, ameachi, fashola, & co , they should investigate these people then we nigerian will be convinced that they are not bias in these corruption fight!
did u read the post at all ..or does your brain escape that cell you call ur skull anytime u hear buhari ? nobody accused or probed patience ...they at efcc saw a fraudulent account and froze it ,it could belong to anybody a fraudster, drug dealer, human trafficker or even buhari's son..they never probably considered the owner of the account but patience came to claim it ...so she brought the fingers to her direction ...hope u dig now? if u don't , then u need to visit a neurologist..oh I forgot we don't have any in naija ..that 15 mils USD is enough to open a centre for kidney transplant right here in nigeria ..even in their own village if they so wish but they chose to stash it away

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Politics / Re: The $15m In My Accounts Is For Medical Bills - Patience Jonathan by pikapizy(m): 10:18am On Sep 14, 2016
Pidggin:


Lies! another cock and bull diversionary story to distract us from the present economic recession and high inflation rate. When this story fades another media trial will resume
I supported GEJ not corruption..I'm starting to hate this peeps but i can proudly call u a fool ...i don't know why that woman is still a free person ...you used another person's name to open an account just so u can withdraw, if it's clean and legal money why would she do that ? ..if a yahoo boy does that what would EFCC has done ? moreover BVN was introduced to curb this rubbish ! u see nigeria ? the ones who introduce a principle never follow it ..reminds me of OBJ and the EFCC . sorry to say sentimental idiots like you are the reason Nigeria won't be corruption free ..what would you have said if it was Aisha BUhari ? I'm more PDP than APC but the truth has to be said !

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Politics / Re: "Reported Release Of Kabiru Sokoto: Hatred For President Buhari Taken Too Far" by pikapizy(m): 7:18am On Sep 14, 2016
picture of Kabiru sokoto in Jail behind bars or I dontbelivit ...you want us to believe mere words from politicians ?

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