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That honeywell semolina advert where a man came home telling his wife he was in love wt a woman who s so smooth n sweet n eventually the woman turned out to be the semolina. Gosh! It was so out of context.I was so embarrased for whoever dat was behind it.

Pls does anyone know how I can get Past questions for haematology and blood transfusion? I have called the available numbers and sent emails to no avail. Anyone for msc haematology in the house let's hook up.

I used to have some respect for this dude after watching him on project fame,but right now,I think he is just irresponsible and grossly immature.

walls ice cream,kuli kuli mandela,diet pancake! Those good old days.

Wonderful recipe dear. pls how do I make the buns a bit hard n crunchy? Do I add more baking powder and lesS butter?

Good morning webleonaides,I just bought a curve 7 BB,how do I transfer my BBM,contacts,n media file from my old curve 2,to this new curve7.

My parents,especially my dad,were very suspicious people. My dad had a huge phobia for his daughters getting pregnant outside wedlock,and he put some very strict protective measures.One of them was we must always come home from skool 2geda.
My Sis n I were in d same sec skool,but she was three classes ahead of me.
That fateful day,the school had her inter house sports which was normally a big event.Because of d class difference bw my sis n I,we somehow separated n lost each other. We both panickEd n spent d rest of d day looking for each other.We eventually had to go home separately much later in d day. I came in first n saw Dad waiting for us with a furious look on his face. I tried to explain all to no avail as my dad firmly believed we were with boys..Later in d nite,we were given d flogging of our lives despite our pleas of innocence. We both remained bitter n angry afterwards.

"I do not blame the employers of labour that IS of the strong opinion"
See? In the course of trying to criticise him,u have exposed your own embarrassing command of english language.
Lesson: remove d Log in your eye so u"ll see clearly while searching for a speck in another's eye!

dom: She strikes me like an arrogant woman. met at a united nations event last year. Didn't quite like her attitude in real life and her manner of approach.. On TV, she's Ok.

For real?I never would ve associated her with arrogance. Dat's really disappointing to hear

koolet: See hw she lukd gross durin pregnancy ....hmn sum men hav patience oo

Are u high on something?stop displaying how backward u are please.Silence is golden sometimes,in ur case at all times.

Superted!wish I'll come across it again.
Voltron
Spiderman n his amazing friends
Fragle rock

tjskii: Wat is so hot and stunning bout her biko,from d pics she looks like any normal babe I pass on d street,and wats with that idiooticc white gown she has on in d 1st pix

See beef o.She s a combination of beauty n brains dats what s smoking hot about her!how many of dose so called girls u pass on the street have her kind of academic qualifications?As for the stunning "idiotic" white gown,its obvious ur not familiar wt red carpet attires.

Lolest!This is Soooooo hilarious

So its really true,so Goldie is gone? This is so tragic. Grant her soul eternal rest.

KINGwax: U're nt evn married yet and u're already lookin for ways to share house chores. i got an idea: why not jes draw up a rota? U might include d name of dt ur fiance's husband who stopped callin u 'aunty bisola'!!!
It might b a nice way to retaliate.
It's obvious, u're gonna make a very bad wife!!!

If u don't have anything reasonable to say,pls shut up n stop dis stupid exhibition of ur extremely low IQ.

lrguru: A man provides for the home, while the woman takes care of the home. No matter how much a woman earns, she can never be the one to pay the children's school fees right from day 1 in nursery school till her last day in the university. OP, na ur mama train u, where ur papa still de the house?

Like KINGwax said, u sound like u are going to be a bad wife, even tho u're not yet married

Why r u displaying this abysmal degree of ignorance?looks like uv been in the dark on changes in the society!A lot of women are earning more dan dere spouses,and yes dummy,a man' situation can change leaving the woman to cater for the financial needs of the family like paying d school fees. I'm appalled at ur level of reasoning!Pls how old are u?

eyenCalabar: A man cry? C'mon. Real men don't cry. I can't imagine myself crying. You wanna ask eventhough I lost a loved one? Yes. I won't 'cos my tears won't bring the person back to life. I may feel touched to the marrow, but to cry? No sir! However, anytime I see a man crying, I'll just say to myself that this one is not a man, rather a boy.

For ur mind u be real man abi? Abegii!Grow up boy.

Biim: Aaaaah! This girl no fine.

Which girl?She s a lady in her fifties and has children older than you!Okpo!

uzeba: I soak myself into the special blood of Jesus!!

Fear fear.hahahahaaaa

Is this a plane or a duplex?wooow!

J12: She also looks like a man

And u look like a bearded he-goat! Olodo!

Ngozi,bisi,essien n hauwa! I loved dat series!used to pity bisi s mum when answering barrages of questions from the ever inquisitive Bisi!wish it will be aired again.

Watch ALIAS,it s better dan 24 in my opinion

dridowu: D only demon are perish destruction party

Hahahahaaaaaaa

Patrick Dempsey of Grey's anatomy!Dat dude is sexy!

tchidi: Aliona....a variation of Alingo!
Congrats!

Hahahahahaaaa!u dey craze o.

pinky21: RIP to dem. D truth is I hate spoilt n lousy kids dat don't know hw to behave. Mayb dats nt d first time dey dd it but dey overlooked it. Teach ur child discipline at al times. I can imagine d trauma d mom wil b going thru rgt nw

Are u kidding me!!! I didn't know senseless species like you still existed!
What has dis tragedy got to do with being spoilt and lousy?wat if d heartbroken mum was reading this. totally out of point crap u wrote?
Oh!They locked up themselves and died on purpose right?
Or u think u would have done beta if u were their parents?ignoramus!!

timpaker: Sagged brea$t!!

I just lost my appetite. smh

Excuse me! You are just showing off ur very high level of
Inferiority complex! Have u ever spoken with a lady as hot as she is?
How much more date!Are your girlfriend's breast firmer than hers?
Pls grow up!

I Just finished watching the movie: BRUCE ALMIGHTY,for the umpteenth time and wondered,"if we were to be given God's powers just for a day,how would we utilise it"?

Ur welcome. Hope it turned out well.