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Village people!!

Any of my Pikin wey worry me like dis,.... Straight........I don use u do rituals.

I did not worry my parents so, none of my children will disturb me.

May God continue to bless us all that choose straight forward educational hustling life over some nonsense, irrelevant, worthless, useless Cult life!! By now, who knows...We for don die.

I know how I faced pressure frm friends dat talked me into joining cult while growing up. 80% of them now are dead & gone. D ones dat aren't dead have nothing to write about, they keep calling me "Senior Man", "Big Boy" etc.
But, u know what, I dnt gv a fvck. It's all der fvckin fault, not mine.

- How will I join something that can't gv me a good certificate I can use to pursue contracts.
- How will I join something that will not gv me peace.

Instead of joining a cult group, try to acquire a skill, learn a trade, find handiwork dey do. It's not juju, it's not jazz,...with time u will blow, u will succeed, u will be BIG!! It works, God made it so, u must succeed with rest of mind.

Shun Cultism, Nothing come out!!

decatalyst:
And we don't even have electricity fixed first.


Putting the cart before the horse.

Nigeria trying to hug sense, sense be like...

Simply Gorgeous...

Childish Gambino off me

I feel so ashamed when I see young boys dress irresponsibly.

Only u carry dread, wear tear tear Jeans with a touch of color riot canvas.

Tell me why people no go adjust themselves or check their wallets whenever u're around them.

In my entire life, I have never been harassed by police or army before. Never!!

He's lucky they didn't shave those ones on his chest

BIG FAT LIE!!!!

How much to hire BUHARI??

100million kor, 30Bbillion ni!!

Mtcheeeewwwww!!!!!!!!

NwaAmaikpe:



This is the height of assault.
Why will any sane woman manhandle a gentleman based on her hallucinations?
Such a man would never want to fóndle such a scary looking scarecrow in the full glare of other passengers.

Shebi if he now gives her an anointed slap someone somewhere will call him a coward?

She is there shouting sexual assault.
This man did not penetrate her with his thuraya,
he did not bring out her mammary glands from their brassier jail neither did he did not suck on her lips nor smack her butt.

He was just unfortunate to be in a bus, seated next to a deluded woman whose side breasst his elbow accidentally touched when Nurudeen the danfo driver entered one of the numerous potholes on the roads in Lagos.

It happens every time and any Lagos lady who is a habitual danfo user should already be accustomed to it.

I commend the bus driver and other passengers for doing the right thing by sending her off the bus.
Today is her day, one day she'd not be so lucky when she tries it with a man who is no sissy.

The great NwaAmaikpe

I just like dis boy

Throughout work today for site, na em jam "Gidi Girl" wey I just put on repeat dey enjoy. That song is mature & tight.

olaolulazio:
Do u have a sis? You can also create the kinda girl u want na

Una sef??

Was what he demanded or asked for too high??

We're u expecting him to add a slay queen's profile?

Which RAPE reach d one wey POVERTY dey rape people??


POVERTY is a serial RAPIST!!

Kids probably

All these NAIRALAND actress??

NwaAmaikpe:



I won't advice anyone I know to board such.

Imagine fan blowing a passenger as they watch an action movie blaring out on the subwoofer leaving them completely distracted.

Walahi to pick pocket inside this type of Keke would be very easy.

Is dis really NwaAmaikpe??

Brotherly, Where have u been??

Greetings NLanders....

PLS HELP!!

My Facebook account isn't opening, I think it's been hacked.

It is not recognizing my password. Telling me to allow a code to be sent to a Gmail account I don't know.

What do I do to retrieve my account..
Tnx in addy.

PLS HELP!!

My Facebook account isn't opening, I think it's been hacked.

It is not recognizing my password. Telling me to allow d password to be sent to a Gmail account I don't know.

What do I do to retrieve my account..
Tnx.

PLS HELP!!

My Facebook account isn't opening, I think it's been hacked.

It is not recognizing my password. Telling me to allow d password to be sent to a Gmail account I don't know.

What do I do to retrieve my account..
Tnx.

PLS HELP!!

My Facebook account isn't opening, I think it's been hacked.

It is not recognizing my password. Telling me to allow d password to be sent to a Gmail account I don't know.

What do I do to retrieve my account..
Tnx.

OBAGADAFFI:
AFRICANS with their dark minds.

Dark souls I tell you.

JasonScoolari:
The situation of her breast is just like our roads.


DEPLORABLE.

For once,.... U guys should say d truth whenever it matters. Her breasts are ok, very ok.

There a girls dat aren't upto her age & already have flat fallen boobs.

I think her boobs are ok. Thank U!!

JasonScoolari:
One thing I love about white garment girls is that;

They're very good in bed and knows how to love unconditionally...

But don't take that as an excuse to break their hearts, because if they lite their BLACK, RED and YELLOW candle for your matter, Angel Michael will abandon you.

My belle oo

I can't imagine myself sitting down, watching BBN with my Dstv sub & fuel for gen.

Chaii,......

Moral of the story....

0%

#LazyYouths
#LazyViewers

Oh marriage

Marriage na one kind thing oo.

My brother, don't worry urself. She'll soon outgrow dis stage. Divorce is not an option. There's more to marriage than this stage u're experiencing.

Be strong & face dis challenge, it shall pass.
Good luck.

Who is this Nairaland actress??

All these baseless people!.
Both Naira Marley & d dance are useless to society.

What should be discouraged most in Nigeria is "BIG BROTHER NAIJA".
That show doesn't have an atom of positive impact on youths.

Olanireti:
First you were wrong to be sleeping with her without protection when you knew you wouldn't want to marry her, and you didn't even know her health status. What if she had infected you with HIV?

On the other hand, you did the right thing for taking the responsibility of the pregnancy even though you have doubt if the pregnancy is yours. Nevertheless, I will suggest you wait till after delivery and do paternity test so you be so certain you are the father of the kids.


You are lucky the parents are not forcing you to marry their daughter after you impregnated(if you are indeed responsible) her. Biblically, you are expected to marry her once you have impregnated her, but I will leave you to make your own decision concerning that as you will solely be responsible for your action. Nevertheless, one of the biggest mistakes anybody can make concerning marriage is marrying out of pity. It hardly work as the relationship is not based on the right foundations.

Finally, if the paternity is confirmed to be you and you decided not to marry her, make sure you take 100% responsibility of the kids. I wish you all the best

BRAVO!!!!....with this ur advice, I don't need to go through other comments.

OP, I'd sincerely advice u seek to this suggestions.

I rest my case. Thank You!!

Chaiii,...dis pishure really show say dis Regina of a girl na Tata

But Huncle Ned, why d child molestation na.

Beverlyjean:
Very wrong of her to say...how wicked can this oap is... Was the daughter the one that committed the crime... Did the daughter support the dad?? If she said someone will rape modele , that wud hv been a different case

U're a woman,...Before she uttered such statements, she must have been hit hard or know something strong about d whole issue.

dheaven:
People watching, no sex scene yet?

U see what I meant when I said BBNAIJA has no meaningful impact on d lives of d youths.

Lazy Youth.

Some people & old school sex life sef

Me & my wife dey knack anywhere & anyhow,... kitchen, bathroom, corridor, backyard

Standing o, sitting o, bending o, curving o, hanging o...

C'mon bro, u know beta,.... It musn't be d bed bed old school, Papa mama stuff everytime na. Habaa,...

How una dey even take dey enjoy sex sef with only one boring style & location?

Work on ur timing bro...
Please respect Grandma & change ur Formula!!
Good luck