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Suspecting me of being a yahoo boy but get no evidence to back up her doubt...

Mine is butter & garri.
"Start dropping your own combo"

She don't take jokes well so I don't it. Last year April fool joke almost kill her.
"Share yours'

Mine is that "there is no place like home"

There is this girl am in a relationship with quiet long time ago now, we're chatting one day and she suddenly text me that "did you believe that is not good to depend on only one person this days in a relationship"
"What does this mean please".

"Being broke or being single?"

"I met a boy at her place and she sent me to go get fuel"
Tell us your experience

Mine is "playing football, crazy attitude and my mode of intelligent"
"Drop yours"

Back then in Secondary school days, there is this one pretty girl am having crush on, ever since she join my class as a shy type, approaching her and speak out my mind is a problem
Naso i gather courage approach this girl one day during break time, she is with her friends, i sha ask for a few minutes talk with her, i split out my mind for her buh if u see the way this girl embarrass me with words that day,
She said "at this your age, you don dey woo a girl, how old are you self and even if am to date someone, shey na people like u them dey talk of. ?
If u see the kind laugh her friends dey laugh ehn,
I sha just dey wish make i just disappear to land of no return.
But the funniest of all is that na one apprentice give her belle before the term end las-las

"Share your own experience"

Susu888:
Wierd... i could swear i read a story identical to this write up ine evrything with exception to the incident happening in a *Hotel not Hostel*

Noted.

A 23-year old man, Olamilekan Folaweowo, has been
arrested and charged to Court for stealing fried meat
in a popular hotel, Aso Rock Hotel, Ikotun area of
Lagos.
The suspect, Folaweowo, was employed as the staff of
the hotel located at Abaranje Road, Ikotun area of
Lagos.
He was alleged to have gone to a deep freezer in the
hotel’s kitchen area, picked some pieces of already
fried and ate saying he wanted to taste if they were
fried properly or not.
While doing so, the owner of the hotel saw him and
asked why he was eating the meat meant for
customers. He replied that he only tasted to
ascertain if they were fried properly.
He was apprehended and immediately handed over to
the Police at Ikotun Division for stealing the meat
meant for the hotel customers.
It was gathered that the management gave the
estimate of the meat that got missing in the hotel
since it was opened several years ago and told the
Police that he ate fried meat worth N5,000 belonging
to the hotel.
It was gathered that both the Police and the family of
the suspect pleaded with the owner of the hotel for
forgiveness but he refused insisting that the law must
take its course to serve as deterrent to other workers
in the hotel.
Thereafter, he was charged before the Ejigbo
Magistrates Court for stealing and he pleaded guilty
while explaining what happened to the Court.
The prosecutor, Supol Kenneth Asibor, then asked the
Court to sentence accordingly since he did not waste
the time of the Court by pleading guilty to the charge.
Consequently, the Presiding Magistrate, Mr. T.O.
Shomade, found him guilty as charged and sentenced
him to community service by sweeping the Court
premises.
The decision to arrest and jail Folaweowo has put fear
in the other workers, who believe similar fate awaits
them any time they indulge in such.

nlPoster:
Mods, delete thread.

why.

I still like my ex though but the kind of hatred some people develop for there exes, can make them do something more harmful to him/her without thinking twice

stupidity:
"I be your mate?"
That reply can only come from an Edo girl

In our first year she asked me "can you take care of my bills"
But today now she is begging and I told her "I can't pay her bills" in our finals now after five years.

'Share your own experience too'

-Jealousy
-Cheating
-Argument
-No sex
-No communication
-Poverty...

"I think *poverty* because a relationship without money this days is heading no where"

"Feel free to drop your own opinion".

Life has taught me so many things, But the most important of it is that; "Never should you depend on someone..."
*Share your own taught of life too*

IbSalHas:
Not making sense

it's like a CID investigation,
From my own mode of cracking situation like this,
I think the husband heard her wife talking something against him on the radio which trigger his anger

A man is driving it's car. He turn on the radio, Listens for five minutes, turns around, goes home, and shoot his wife.. Why??

KingShayDee:
During october last year, me and my girlfriend were robbed and i ended up fighting with the robbers, it was God that saved me cos they were not armed, i fought with 3 of them.

When i remember that incident i just thank God for saving cos by now it would have been a different story.

It took me a long time to get over the ptsd, well God forbid it happens i will save myself cos the person did'nt appreciate it one bit.

you mean that same girlfriend didn't appreciate it?

Clinghton:
With bulletproof

bare chest nothing attached

eni4real:
What is your ambition in life??

a successful young millionaire

Cyoung4real:
Yes of course but chilled one though because I don't like hot drinks

I mean live bullet

durubennie:
God will punish you

why naw

nonny1212:
Yes I have actually done that twice.

The first night I took the first bullet she gave me her virginity. I took the blue bullet tho

Second was on Valentine, she couldn't hold the tears of joy after I was done with her after taking the black bullet for her

So yes, I took 2 bullets for my girlfriend. Call me the hero, baby

bahd man

As for me, I can do more than this for the current girlfriend am in a relationship with.

"Share your own idea considering this"

proclinician:
I have no idea

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African mothers are very tough, and majority take home training very serious.
Everyone has different thinking about their various mother, but I believe 90% of our mothers are sweet, funny and well disciplined. We all pray we marry a good wife for the sake of Good life and our children. The big question is…
Can You Marry A Woman Like Your Mother And Why.

One of the best ways to make a guy happy is Sex but apart from that am sure there are many other ways too – I just don’t know. But then I’m going to be brutally honest, If your Girlfriend cannot make you happy unless she gives you sex every time then it’s time to tell her to hit the road. Let the Poor girl be! I believe when you’re genuinely connected to a girl, you feel happy at the slightest things she does for you, Just mere calling you, you giggle and feel proud picking up that call. You have to understand sex is not the be-all of a good relationship, being able to do many other things together, going out and seeing things, communicating about all kinds of things is important. So Guys Which Other Ways Can Your Girlfriend Satisfy You As A Man Apart From Sex?
Let’s hear from you.

A guy collected his girlfriend shoe that he bought for her, packed the food she was eating and left after the girl refused to accept his proposal...
Wrong or right?
Drop ya opinion on this.