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Education / Re: Epic Graduation Speech From A Graduate by playdude(m): 8:14pm On Jul 22, 2016
Luizkid:
i just checked her wall n saw dats no error, she's just been herself. it's even worse, friends b liking her post n none tried to send her a pm to correct her. pls Op remove her Fbk name else dey witdraw her cert

Bro, I want us to celebrate her naa... We should felicitate with her as she is now the *happens* person in the world.. lolx
Education / Epic Graduation Speech From A Graduate by playdude(m): 5:18pm On Jul 22, 2016
This is becoming serious, if she spent 5 years to spell like this, then it's obvious she has been winning another kind of spelling bee competition all through her stay in school.. I maintain that some people aren't meant to be schooled because they are not schoolable... What do you think

Religion / Re: Which Church Do You Attend? by playdude(m): 7:20pm On Jun 11, 2016
[quote author=Yuneehk post=46462375]
Hehehe. Thanks. Sure we can get to know the person behind that look. Her name's Grace grin[/quote

Hmnnnnn...Truly graced in all...U don't sound like a typical Nigerian Girl.. You quite open and properly cultured I think...Can we move to gear 2 by asking you to send me a text.. @ 08130383722... #plsdntsayNO#..
Religion / Re: Which Church Do You Attend? by playdude(m): 11:17am On Jun 10, 2016
Yuneehk:
You're a catholic and there's no mass today abi? Go to church!!!

Hiyee, I saw your dp and i was awed.....Its this kind of cuteness that makes the blind wanna see, and the lame jump to walk...You literally made my day with your subtle smile. I wanna imagine you fellowship in heaven....I would love to get to know the person behind this look.....For real..Reply
Religion / Re: Which Church Do You Attend? by playdude(m): 11:17am On Jun 10, 2016
Yuneehk:
You're a catholic and there's no mass today abi? Go to church!!!

Hiyee, I saw your dp and i was awed.....Its this kind of cuteness that makes the blind wanna see, and the lame jump to work...You literally made my day with your subtle smile. I wanna imagine you fellowship in heaven....I would love to get to know the person behind this look.....For real..Reply
Politics / Re: Why Donald Trump Must GO NOW by playdude(m): 9:31am On Mar 24, 2016
shachris02:


GOP cannot do shii to trump now without irking the voters. the masses love trump. do away with him and GOP would have to kiss the race goodbye.
I doubt if GOP would let him take it all, Trump portends dangers for GOP itself, and for his fans, we both know they aint sane...
Politics / Re: Why Donald Trump Must GO NOW by playdude(m): 9:10am On Mar 24, 2016
I fink reverse psychology is playing out here, the more you castigate him, the more he is endeared to his folks.. Trumpismo is more happy tinkering with percieved fear than noble aspirations.. He will single handedly soil the office of POTUS and USA in my opinion buh I doubt if the GOP power brokers would let that be... I personally would love Paul Ryan in his place
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Keyboardist And Bassist Needed by playdude(m): 12:04pm On Mar 23, 2016
The poster is sick, don't worry, u wuld get some low quality dudes dat would take years to pick keys for dat ridiculous amount. Can't even do 40k for dat area...Errant Rubbish

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Politics / Re: Faulks Road In Aba After Rain Today (photos) by playdude(m): 8:22pm On Mar 05, 2016
Adaure4ever:
This injustice against Aba by nairaland mods should stop, is Aba the only city that experience flood in some parts when it rains?
Flood and bad roads are in almost every city in Nigeria yet Aba is being brought up.
Okezie Ikpeazu is working and is trying to Fix Aba.
**** So the mods should not report the truth for all to see.. U r just annoying.

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Romance / Re: Hilarious Husband Installation by playdude(m): 7:17pm On Feb 21, 2016
Synzu:
I swear, I didn't read this shiit.. angry
If I wanted to insult you, I would say your sense of reasoning has been obliterated but I won't insult you sha. Mad rush for nothing..

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Romance / Re: Hilarious Husband Installation by playdude(m): 7:15pm On Feb 21, 2016
Wats all dis rubbish... What has dt nonsense FTC done for u guys.... E diots suffering from E inferiority.

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Romance / Hilarious Husband Installation by playdude(m): 6:23pm On Feb 21, 2016
HOW TO INSTALL HUSBAND:
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy:-
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband
1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall
system performance. This is particularly in the
flower and jwellery applications, which operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0!
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled another
Valuable program, Romance 9.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0
and CRICKET 4.1
What can I do?
Regards
Xxxx



Reply:
Dear Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an
operating system.
Please enter command- ithoughtyoulovedme.html
and try to download Tears 6.2 , then only it will
automatically run the applications Jwellery 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5
However, remember, overuse of the above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Silence 2.5 , Beer 6.1 or Whisky 6.8
Also DO NOT disturb the original package of
Husband 1.0 Otherwise new virus Girlfriend 2.5 will
automatically be downloaded into your system.
So please be careful!
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0
We recommend: Cooking 3.0
Good Luck Madam !
Rgds
Xxxx

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Education / Re: Why South East Is Doomed by playdude(m): 5:50pm On Feb 19, 2016
asha80:
mandarin please go and rest as nobody is buying what you are selling
By nobody you mean IPOB youths right They are nonetities truly.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage And Tee Billz At Quilox Ultra Pool Party(photos by playdude(m): 11:53pm On Feb 18, 2016
fhunmi:
-+
Hiyeee
Education / Re: Why South East Is Doomed by playdude(m): 11:37pm On Feb 18, 2016
femidejulius:


See how you shamelessly display your folly! Nigeria has 36 states plus FCT and you say Anambra has the best secondary schools. How many states have you ever visited? Am sure not up to a quarter. How then can you categorically state that Anambra state has the best secondary school Ever heard of the word "statistics" before?
That girl is a fool naa.... An Adorable fool. Its obvious from her comments.. She is deranged... She can make categorical statements from her small coffers but no one else can..

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Education / Re: Why South East Is Doomed by playdude(m): 8:19pm On Feb 18, 2016
vascey:


Did you serve there too?

Is it too difficult to agree that South East is doing something right?
Anambra might be doing something right, but not Abia and some other South East states....
Education / Re: Why South East Is Doomed by playdude(m): 7:33pm On Feb 18, 2016
vascey:

Bros enough please.
You chose Abia to make a point about south east, I chose Anambra to counter it.
What if I second it with Ebonyi
Education / Re: Why South East Is Doomed by playdude(m): 7:28pm On Feb 18, 2016
vascey:

So much for 2:1.
What does the heading of your thread say?
So Anambra state is South East So much for your reasoning
Education / Re: Why South East Is Doomed by playdude(m): 6:50pm On Feb 18, 2016
vascey:
Op where were you when United Nations came to copy the education model implemented under Peter Obi in Anambra state?

http://newafricanpress.com/2013/12/20/unicef-commends-gov-obis-focus-and-purposful-leadership/

Or when Anambra students went abroad for debate and came out tops.

https://www.nairaland.com/2874651/anambra-debate-team-triumphs-singapore


I bet everybody is being fooled except you right?

Well done.
Case study here is Abia... Bring out related facts to this state. Till then STFU..
Education / Re: Why South East Is Doomed by playdude(m): 6:42pm On Feb 18, 2016
jarrot:

Username ko, ur name ni all I know be say NAME is involved grin
Falls from mango tree.... My belle ohh
Education / Re: Why South East Is Doomed by playdude(m): 6:22pm On Feb 18, 2016
jarrot:


I can see your name has an effect on you
Its username slowpoke not my name. Another #Abiamaterial# spotted. I mean first class material....lolz

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Education / Re: Why South East Is Doomed by playdude(m): 5:58pm On Feb 18, 2016
jarrot:


You made 2:1 and you are here to speak rubbish, why didn't you make a first class?
How many heads did those that made first class have?
That is the only item this Ipobian can see, he is too blind to get the message, I guess u made a First class in ABSU....lolz. Fool
Education / Re: Why South East Is Doomed by playdude(m): 5:54pm On Feb 18, 2016
zikIPE:
so, the prize fool has finally realised his folly; took long enough.
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I don't know if the tag 'AbiaMaterial' is supposed to make me feel inferior to my mates in osun, taraba, rivers, yobe, or kano. Whatever it was meant to do, isn't working bro.
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BTW
Good luck on your job search
Abiamaterial reflects who you truly are dude, claiming private students outweigh their public counterparts in a state with only two industries, Aba and the banking industry. In a state where an Msc holder working in civil service earns less than 40k dats if they pay oh, now u come here to spew utter trash that they are supposed to outweigh it since there is no documented research work. Do u av common sense dude and r u sure u really lived in Abia, I mean where Keke driving is their oil business.. U see why I give up. U r a top notch fool

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Education / Re: Why South East Is Doomed by playdude(m): 5:39pm On Feb 18, 2016
zikIPE:
do you have any documented research saying they do not?? I advice you to use your data prudently instead of engaging in blind arguements....obviously, whatever university gave you a 2:1 for book knowledge should have added a 3:0 for common sense
So you are saying students in Private schools in Abia outweigh those in Public schools Did you listen to yourself, all in a bid too sound authentic, I give up on you all....In Abia State of all states...Laughs out..Abiamaterial#
Education / Re: Why South East Is Doomed by playdude(m): 5:31pm On Feb 18, 2016
akinyeleaa:
Funny how u people believe anybody who doesn't support ur views hates you, I clearly stated Anambra or Enugu is okay but not Abia, with me, yet they claim it is because it is abt Igbos
Its a function of their Educational system. They don't understand constructive criticism.. Frm GEJ to Onyeka to Igbos youths.. Same thing

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Education / Re: Why South East Is Doomed by playdude(m): 5:27pm On Feb 18, 2016
zikIPE:

you spend 1 year in Abia and you're suddenly an authority on all things Abia-related?? Tell me something.

Firstly, I lived in abia for a long time which is why i can tell you that there are more private schools than public schools. In fact, the education sector has been over run by private induviduals who still follow a government educational curriculum/ scheme of work. The number of serious private schools in abia is enough to put it in the lead.
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And lastly, you are a prize fool. What you are doing now is like judging villagers based on your assessment of the village drunkard. Grow up, get a life, get a job....if you had a job, you wouldn't have time to pick on a whole ethnic group.
Abiamaterial u seem to have comprehensibility issues.. The number of students in Private school, do they outweigh the ones in public schools Answer the question Abiamaterial

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Education / Re: Why South East Is Doomed by playdude(m): 5:12pm On Feb 18, 2016
akinyeleaa:

They told my colleagues at SEMB ohafia dey will pay dem after passing out, foolish people. Thank God say na private me I serve
Your luck ohh. The batch before us was owed 2 months, Semb told us to drop our accounts that they will credit them. Useless peeps
Education / Re: Why South East Is Doomed by playdude(m): 5:08pm On Feb 18, 2016
MrEverest:
What is the name of the school & community were you served? Do you know why I cant stop laughing? Your misery is just starting because the East will continue to lead in not just education but in all the MDG's even in many years to come. No amount of propaganda can stop it rather it will even worsen your sorry state!!
Bro, Its no more MDGs now SDGs, stay informed. MDGs was done for in 2015..
As for leading the pack, if its on merit fine, but if otherwise, you guys would know no peace

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Education / Re: Why South East Is Doomed by playdude(m): 4:57pm On Feb 18, 2016
zikIPE:
First of all, i ask that seun richiez lalasticlala myndd44 obinoscopy afam4eva and all other sane mods shut down this thread.

Secondly, i'd like to clear the air on this matter before the thread is shut down.
I had my secondary education years ago in abia state and i'll have you know that the state has an abundance of private schools who are dedicated to instilling discipline and knowledge in young adults. I do not know if the deranged OP served in a public or private school but one thing is sure....He is deranged. Only a deranged, jealous and hateful man will judge the whole Abia state based on figures gotten from one school in Ibeku. I may not know your ethnicity but if i am to judge you based on what a section of your ethnic group has done, i doubt you'll pass scrutiny.
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Lastly, follow Ben Murray Bruce on twitter. He might have some spare sense to dash you
Fool, so only private schools take WAEC in Abia, and have you engaged your little sense on the percentage of Private students to public school students. Now I see why your sense is the way it is. AbiaMaterial.. Perfectly foolish
Education / Re: Why South East Is Doomed by playdude(m): 4:46pm On Feb 18, 2016
akinyeleaa:

Olodo, na u go dey tell me where develop pass, I guess u don't know the difference between the capital city and the most developed.
Having said that, I still maintain Abia isn't it, maybe Anambra or Enugu, definitely not Abia, Una sabi aw many months salary Ochendo owe, even corpers fa. Like 3 times wey ma boys them wan protest o, before Li say corpers no get right to protest. And u expect this same tutors to put in their best abi
Ochendo proudly owed all corpers in my batch in public schools 4 months allowance.
Education / Re: Why South East Is Doomed by playdude(m): 4:40pm On Feb 18, 2016
CyberWolf:
OP if you want to cure your ignorance, just organize a debate competition between your brownroof state public schools and Abia State public school lets start from there.. Ode! angry
Anofia.. That's suicide for your peeps in Abia naa... I supervised the debate team of my school so I know what obtains there.
Education / Re: Why South East Is Doomed by playdude(m): 4:28pm On Feb 18, 2016
explorer250:


malpractice is the same irrespective of where it is done. aba north and south osisioma obingwa and ugwunagbo LGA is the most developed part of abia state not umuahia
Jeez.....Oga pls come down, I doubt this although I didn't go there while was in Abia, if this is true then its absurd

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