Mynd_44:
Note I said woman. We all say first impression don't matter but actually it does. If you talk to someone for an hour, a woman(not girl) would be able to find out a lot about that man except of course she choose to push her nose up and not listen to him or she is trying to find out what tags he is wearing or how much he is worth.

You will be able to see if he is confident, you will see how intelligent he is from the way he replies you and you will know if he is comical if he tries to input jokes, you will know all these from the first convo. The whole, "I will think about it" is whatwomen do to grease their ego and make themselves feel wanted

Mor like they see as the modus operandi of any relationship request whether the practicalities are different or not. Even when some have been wishing you speak to them for ages, they still put up the attitude feeling that a negation will portray them as cheap.
Times are changing anyway, guys too are wasting less time since there are more choices available everywhere.

190-the-clown:

You no dey contribute to post, na just to find space open ya teeth, Do u come to NL just to advertise everyday,
Its on record that you open ya teeth 2times per thread on this section.

fxbot:

Wikkid......

Its amazing how the game rules are changing so so fast. Girls are now the ones facing the heat, even the ones on Nairaland are stylishly looking for husbands or boyfriends, Its now a complete reverese.
What goes around truly comes around.

Caracta:

Make una no vex na. Nothing good comes easy All you do, you do for love. Can i get a witness?

You guys are jokers sincerely speaking.
I've discovered that those so called hard to get are empty headed beings who lose savour and taste after they finally oblige you but those simple to get are really the loaded ones.
There's a girl that held me on for 3 Whole Months just to get a number, today, i don't pick her calls again because i saw she wasn't worth the chase. I'm tired of her, she is now d one chasing. I try to annoy her and just get her off my back. I won't stop untill i simplyput her off.
Hard to get equals Trying to be who you are not.

Please do not tell me your friend continued the wedding?
She should have stabbed herself naaa?
Some ladies are just plain foolish and preposterous. If i were the One, I'l simply tell her that she should pour acid on herself first b4 D final stab.
Nonsense..... Tomorrow, d guy will be complaining he was coerced into marriage.....

Hope the ladies do it better. They lashed out @ d Men's edition. Let's see what they've got. Hope d Organizer too does a good and great job.
Let us know d D-day.

Hmnnnnnn, this is cool, lets see how the ladies do it.

hehehehehe, @ all the cage escapees, go back to your cage and get some grass. Most of you are hungry.
To the sensible ones, watching mad men display atimes is entertainment, so watch and relax.
U don't throw faeces back at a mad man, else you guys are colleagues.
Mor insanity pleaseeeee.......

Hehehehe, if he does that means he is already an End Time Moderator....Lmao @ d End time peeps. Seriously he dares not, and if does, I'l give him a taste of what the U.S want to do to Assad..

flolancracker: lmao. And if he does?

@ Op,
You amaze me, you are one of d guys i'm gonna engage on this section alongside Frosbel. You guys some time misconstrue thoughts for revelation.
We will talk better when we can.
Remain pseudo-prophetic. Lolz

@ Ishilove, where have you been? Been looking for you. You never pray finish or you wanna pray till eternity to ascertain my identity.
Will u holla @ d romance section tonight? Lemme know.

Ishilove:
Rotfl!! Lmao!!! Purple Babe eehhhh!! You no go use laf kee person!!

@ Op, you will do a lot better by aligning those sub topics properly so they look a lot tidier. Incisive and educative thread anyway.
Only that this generation is marrying her own way, a lot of weddings heading for divorce.

Hello Mr Seun, that guy calles sexkillz should be given the maclatunji treatment. He isn't made for the romance section at all.
He fits the violent/disgusiting section.
I'l suggest you act fast. Everyone is tired of him. A stitch in time they say saves nine.

Dey watch naaa, na d acid wey i go pour for their face i go bring..
Let them continue. I be boy no be oga ohhhh....Lolz

JOYCEOUS:
Oga op i wsnt d only one derailing aftrall. A mod jst did.
It's either you quote him or you're scared of him.

*Get off my thread* and respect your self.
You are a greater fool.
Don't ever come here again in your life.

sexkillz: Ignoring fools since 1887. . .

*Grabs horsewhip and whips both of them out of here*.
Yeye pple

Mynd_44:
**grabs gloves**

Once a recruitment exercise was carried out, with the intention of admitting some into the rank and file of the military.
Four categories of applicants were discovered.
1st, those with passion for work, and also intelligent,
2nd, those ones lazy, but also intelligent,
3rd, those ones lazy, but classically stupid.
4th, those ones with passion for work, but seriously stupide thereby making them passionately stupid or simply passionate about irrelevancies
The 4th group were considered the most dangerous and were considered as a threat to humanity. They were also taken into asylum
SEXKILLZ DOESN'T BELONG TO THE 1ST THREE GROUPS.
Lolz

Emmy9ite: op ndo! on a serious note, guy needs to grow up. Even Seun the owner has not been so "passionate" about Nairaland like you. I know you are doing your work but be lenient sometimes. One more thing, learn to take corrections, though some corrections will come in form of insults, pick the corrections and dump the insult. A wise man once said, "the only room that can never be filled is the room for improvement"

Don't derail my thread for God's sake.
Berra be careful.

JOYCEOUS:

Area fada!
Almost everybody knows you.

Just came across it this morning,hope he listens this time. Excerpts below.
Mr. President,
I write this letter with tears and in
consideration of the fact that you are a
listening president. I will not fail to
commend you on your transformation
agenda and just like you will always say, “we may not be where we are going now,
but we will surely get there”.
You have given Nigeria a breath of fresh
air, just like you promised during your
campaign. Yes! the demands are high, but
it will be an ungrateful act if I fail to acknowledge your successes especially in
sustaining our growing democracy even
when the pressure is obviously stacked too
high on you. I also wish to give you credit
for the transformation going on in our
railway, power, health, Finance,Oil and Agricultural sectors.
Most of these are aimed at creating
employment for the youth and I applaud
you on behalf of Imo state University
Students and Nigerian Students at large.
On a special note, you may wonder why I did not mention the Education sector while
commending your tremendous
achievements. This is because the
Education sector which is meant and
supposed to receive a top priority attention
is now handled in a third class manner. Mr. President, this is without doubt not good
for the future of this great nation.
Like Achebe said, “every generation must
have something different to offer”. Bear it
in mind Mr. President that It will always be
on record that it was during your tenure as a President that Nigerian Students
studying in their homeland universities
spent so many months at home because
their government failed to revitalise their
“past” and give “hope” to their “hopeless”
future. Mr. President, I wish to let you know that
Nigerian students can storm Abuja and
make the whole FCT riotous and
ungovernable for weeks. But these are
measures we do not want to adopt
because we still have hope and trust in your government. Some of us are dying due
to one problem or the other which could
have been averted if students were in
school.
Mr. President, as a leader who derived from
the academia, you are undoubtedly conversant with the saying that “an idle
mind is a devils workshop”. It would seem
this, unfortunately, is what applies to
Nigerian students now. This is because, the
devil has not only opened a workshop in
them, but also a shopping center and a very big construction company where if
something is not done to save, the nation
may be put in a state of dilemma very soon.
The Academic staff union of universities
have tried and they are not making any
new demand. It is important to note that you inherited this agreement, but I also
know that you were not far from the
federal executive council when it was
reached. I plead with you as a true
Nigerian citizen to see to ASUU’s demand
and allow us go back to school. Others have given you ultimatum, but I
don’t want to. This is because I know that
in less than “two weeks” you will act on
this issue and we will rejoice. Whereby you
fail to do so Mr. President, I will have no
option than to take the above mentioned “two weeks” as my dear ultimatum.
I also know that this letter will not get to
you if Abati or Okupe sees it before you,
but I pray they don’t see it before you
because is very important to me. Although
those people are your aides, I advise you to be very careful and remember that
everybody in Nigeria can not be your enemy
because of “OkuBati” syndrome.
I will not forget to appreciate you for
sacking the minister of youth because it
was only through his sack that I noticed he existed. There are still others that deserve
to be fired but I am not writing to tell you
about them. If that is why wrote, I would
have asked you to sack the Education
minister, I would have also asked you to
sack minister for state for Education and some other ones whom you know better
than I do. But that is not why am writing.
Am writing to plead with you to end this
strike as it does no student any good.
I pray that the good Lord guide and guard
you and also give you the strength to lead this nation and meet up to ASUU’s demand.
Long Live Nigerian Students
Long Live Mr. President
Long Live Fed. Republic of Nigeria
Aluta Continua…
Akwarandu Izuchukwu Chinenyeze Akwarandu is a final year student in the
Department of English and Literary Studies,
Imo state University, Owerri. Kindly send
him feedback via Justiceizuchukw
uhumanity@yahoo.com

Can u make someone already irrelevant relevant, exposing ineptitude, bad tendencies, irresponsiblity isn't giving someone relevance or better still it gives relevance to their irrelevance.
Hope you get.

Smartie gurl: Lolzz! I was here. Anyway, OP all this discompobulated blah you do here will only make Sexkills more relevant.... you never still tell us wetin the guy do you....

Last quote for you, i have better things to do than replying you.
I need not find what i don't need, or if i find it, its to destroy it. Better wish well for yourself.
The end will tell us what your means has tried to hide.
You are on mt watchlist....No more comments.

sexkillz: You did a lot of talking without communicating. Is that how you were taught?

I have no patience for that. If you're ready to communicate, you know where to find me.

The only way i need your help is for you to get the desperate help you need.
I con end your existence on this forum but that's for another day. You ban people over trivial things, you just so unreasonable with your perceptions to reactions, did a woman give birth to you or what we do not know. Ogugua88 is also a moderator but i feel she needs to coach you more on maturity. The painful line is you are a moderator of a forum that is meant to breathe life but is gasping for breath under your claws. You should live and breathe in the violent/disgusting section.
There is a reason we we have wild and domesticated animals. They have different territories. I guess you know where you belong.

Cheers.

sexkillz: How can I help you? I mod the violent section already.

I've had so many things about dis guy dat i've some how thought that people exaggerated his excesses. But with recent happenings this guy is on a fast lane to self - destruction. Life doesn't end on Nairaland and you won't be a moderator for life. If everyone is complaining abt you then check your philosophy. I don't know how your upbringing was like, but some people must have induces some bad, irresponsible, attitudes into you.
Forum members, how did dis guy become a moderator, his instincts and phychological tendencies are not meant for this. I for one think he should be moved to moderate the violent/disgusting sections. That fits him well.

Playdude.
Cheers.

Hi fellow NLanders, its an open secret that the so called woooing challenge(Men's edition) was a big flop. guys were dropping lame lines, ladies to be wooed were even absent on purpoted dates, what kinda wooing competition was dat, it had high expectations buh dissaponted alot of people.
Not talking about those that wanted to woo other girls but they were sidelined. This thread is for you. We want to blast Nland tonight. If you were disappointed with the competition, come on in and grab a seat and for intending woooers, declare your intention and come in by 8:00pm tonight.
For me, i wanna woo Ishilove in a different way like never before, its gonna be a blast, its bigger, better and will be the best. Its NL Men's wooing compettion redefined. fell free to leave comments and opinions.
I gat my eyes on caracta and cathyrina for real, those babes are on my list too.Lolz
8:00 tonight. come along.
DROP YOUR COMMENTS....


Playdude.....

Network dey do u strong tin kai,,,,,,,

Ishilove:
Lol

Is dere still a competition on for God's sake..
This guys are jokers. It already dies hours ago. Winner ko, loser ni.

Eze Promoe: We're hereby pushed by circumstance, in the absence of Murimoney, to declare Yungwizzzy the winner of SLOT 6.
That would be a 100 - 0 win for him.
CONGRATULATIONS!

Wait, wait, wait, i don't get this?
Someone might actually fall in love?
Lolz, u had high expectations from those guys, they couldn't live up.
Now if i'm to woo lady A, and lady B falls for my line, how do u reconcile that? Guess u shoulp PM me for breathtaking lines if u care..
Lolz.

Cathaliya: Its for fun and its still a competion...in competions you put your all and in something like this, it requires your all, maybe all you need do is think about that one you cherish and love and the words will flow...to give your best...to showcase your true feelings even if you not gonna have the person.
Just to make it lively....c'mon, who knows someonelse might just fall in love with you.


Tuale sire....na correct moniker for correct chikalas...

Lolz.....
U gotta b joking, or don't tell moi u r nt.
Before u were born, i knew you. Lolz.

Ishilove:
I will talk to the Lord about in prayer