R u sayiny they aren't puttin all of their hearts n heads into it? Well guess some just pick random lines just to say somtin, d competetion is 4 fun i guess, not 2 b emotionally attached.
Btw, i dig ur moniker.

Cathaliya: thats just the truth....am a simple person.
You fit just tell me, ''Babe, I gbadu your style,'' sincerely..... That one fit move my blood.

The thing be say, I dey know wen person dey lie.

Doing good. Eyhaa..Did i hear u say u heartbroken?
Lolz

caseless: i'm heart wrenched about that development. 190 don break my heart.

i'm great. and u?

I need to arrange guys to beat d boy, i swear, seriously i come to ota on weekends too....
Can u PM ur mobile to me then?

Ishilove:
I live adjacent the nigga's house

Kwa, kwa, kwa, kwa, babe u wicked ohhh.
See as u dey fall my guys hand..they invested a lot into dis so called lines u know? Or maybe ur blood needs a hot bath to soften so as to accept d lines. Rotf.

Cathaliya: the lines wey I dey see here no even move my blood not to talk of my soul.....na killing time thingz jare.

Hahahaha....what happen? Wait u stay around Ota close to Seun right?

Ishilove:
I will resume uploading from tomorrow. The technical issues of been resolved

Alingo is a place

I aint on skype or twitter, and I don forget my fb account password tey tey

The so called men are just loud, empty non performers buh loquacious drums. Hw u?

caseless: 190 , u fall my hand big time...after all the mouth wey don make on top akrika okriks agrika.

You just dey open teeth since morning or u swallow laffing gas.....kidding anyway....
Sey dem don who u or u being unwooed?

Cathaliya:

Na wetin dey vex man, u dey take laff abi? No worry. Reservoir du commentaire.

riskit33:
lol, wicked but funny

Ohh, MTN is just like this yeye organisers too, ineffiecient and sucks big time.. Pele. Ndo..Lolz

Ishilove:
Forsooth, playdude, yon MTN doeth me long thing

Alingo, what is alingo? Is it an animal, place or thing?
Baby,R u on skype,twitter or fb?
Btw, being to ur site, not uploading stories anymore, wor rappen?

Ishilove:
Every power, assigned against our slot, D..........dance alingo!! Somersault!! Sleep by fire by thunder!!!

Oh Ishilove,
Where art thou?

Haaaaa, in that case, can u call killer prayer points now against Powers assigned against our slot, tell those powers to D..........
I'm waiting, with d voice of an evangelist.

Ishilove:
My voice was louder than the persons beside me. I prayed with holy madness, with the spirit of 'enough is enough'. Lol

Bro, this event was messed up i tell you, it had d capability to shake NL to its roots with good thinking and proper planning. Not some lame guys just wasting time, telling stories and just posting moronic sentences.

Eze Promoe:

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SLOT 5
bennyraz and 190 to woo Agrika
Your time: 20:45 - 21:05

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Its gonna b unofficial u know, this guy don dissapoint me i swear, or what do you think? Btw, hw was church today, hope u prayed like no man's bizness and ur voice roared like thunder....Lolz...

Ishilove:
Nmaka why... Go ahead

And i declare you d laziest of all organizers.....See ur head.

Eze Promoe: By the modicum of discretion conferred on me this moment, I want to declare SLOT 4 the laziest slot of this challenge.
19:35 - 20:35 (1 hour and still counting)

This gat me cracking......Lolz....We are here naaa.....Shall we proceed despite the organiser's non inclusion nii?

Ishilove: Eze ooooo, I must be wooed ooooo!! I must be toasted oooooo!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa!!!

My toasters my toasters?? Where are my toasters?!!! Appear by fireeeeeeee!!!

I agree, they don't know what they were supposed to do, basically mental and planning ineptitude.

dsypha: like seriously, I don't understand, would I be too harsh to say this competition was poorly planned?

U see ur so called slots are not serious than i am, they waste time to drop lame lines like jew men.....Lolz....
That girl means a lot to me, give us our slot back ohhhh or I BOMB DIS THREAD FOR D 2ND TIME, if afta d third time u don't present an option.....
Wait till then. I don't just want to send her a PM, i want to woo her in front of d whole world.

Eze Promoe: playdude and Ishibaby, allow me to concentrate abeg.
Playdude, you can PM your line to Ishilove. Its not bad afterall

*Sighted* they don't wan't me to woo you, they've forgotten my heart digs you, even when their antics are with a mission to destroy our union,
They will end up in illusions,
Cos for real your are my ...........
How u dey? This one no be part of my lines oh, na just tip

Ishilove:
*breathless sigh* My hero...

Are u serious? Where is she? *Rolls eyes*
Oh my Ishi love........
Comme gimme a sensational hug.

sanb: Yeah mehn;...I'm cheer-leading you on..go playdude; go playdude...Ishilove is in the house...(Yeah gurl)....

Listen, i was here yesterday buh deliberately kept mute to watch proceedings, thing is dat decision is undemocratic, bottom line is how do i get back my slot? I must woo dat girl.
This thread will know NO PEACE except.....

Eze Promoe:
You should be the one to answer questions, on how you decided to hold this challenge at low esteem.
Can you imagine that you're coming today since the day you chose to woo her. So you left us with no option.
What if you were to woo her yesterday, is it now you'll be coming to say this

Its crazy if some other guys skip their slots and some had their's removed. On what grounds i must ask? I guess not been foolishly addicted to Nairaland 24Hours like some jobless folks do, or simply their ineptitude in knowing once you've picked a participant, courtesy demands u feed them with developments.

Heyee, what happened to my slot with Ishilove for God's sake? How can someone just tamper with it in my absence, i need answers, where are d organisers, u guys just take decisions behind our back. No mail feedback or notification.
I MUST WOO ISHILOVE......

Ermmmmm, Can i pick more than one lady, i don't like putting my eggs in one basket..Monotony kills..Lolz
I'l pick Natasha (dunno where she is anyway), Chaircover, Owolabifunke, harbosede just to name a few.....or should i name more
And who's in charge self, i gat a lotta questions to ask?

Ermmmmm, Can i pick more than one lady, i don't like putting my eggs in one basket..Monotony kills..Lolz
I'l pick Natasha (dunno where she is anyway), Chaircover, Owolabifunke, harbosede just to name a few.....or should i name more ;DErmmmmm, Can i pick more than one lady, i don't like putting my eggs in one basket..Monotony kills..Lolz
I'l pick Natasha (dunno where she is anyway), Chaircover, Owolabifunke, harbosede just to name a few.....or should i name more

I wanna woo ISHILOVEEEEEEEEEE.....

Good day peeps, our eyes are not only made to see, but also to cry. Our cheeks also do not only smile but also cry with us.
Tears are part of life, we all do cry but for different reasons and obsessions.
So i wanna ask what on earth makes you cry?
I'l go first but after i come back from my commercial break. Lolz

Simply put;
Your brain lacks d mental capacity to picture this as a reality hence it becomes a fantasy...
Get desperate help b4 it worsens dan this, a tyme might come that ur name too will become a fable.

KingMEXX: After going through the thread and the commenrs alike, i couldnt help imagining what kind of animals we are training in this country. @OP, the idea of replying every comment with a bit of sarcasm doesnt exhibit you as some tough guy who doesnt give in to people's comments, rather it depicts an individual that is jobless, uncivilised and lacks some common sense to understand that his story was aimless and a pure fable with no meaning attached to it. what was unbelievable in the story that you gave it as your story topic? Really you need to have your cranial cavity scanned to actually find out if the contents are still working @full capacity

Lemme help you understand what your problem is,
Your brain lacks d mental capacity to picture this as a reality hence it becomes a fantasy.
Must u talk, How can u call commentators animals? U need desperate check.

KingMEXX: After going through the thread and the commenrs alike, i couldnt help imagining what kind of animals we are training in this country. @OP, the idea of replying every comment with a bit of sarcasm doesnt exhibit you as some tough guy who doesnt give in to people's comments, rather it depicts an individual that is jobless, uncivilised and lacks some common sense to understand that his story was aimless and a pure fable with no meaning attached to it. what was unbelievable in the story that you gave it as your story topic? Really you need to have your cranial cavity scanned to actually find out if the contents are still working @full capacity

Agony of a lady that got more than she bargained for....Lolz

vickyO:
i'm a debrained individual and my brain is a greater crap? was that called for? dude, stop over reacting to truthful statements made about your thread. your thread is crap, it makes no sense, what did you expect me to say? o boy, i believe you are so damn handsome, can i have your number? or what?
you're down right dumb for using that word, debrained, in this context,.... and replying everyone, with insults for that matter, shows what jobless dude you are.

So there's a probation period for those just opening accounts right? U pple r just big empty heads. If i choose to ope Ten threads @ Once, is it ur biz? Berra be careful

Agrika: So u just opened a new account on nairaland yesterday just to post this trash...smh!

Ain't justifying anytin but here you know, u gotta be reserved, give it to those who spark it off, then roll with those who flow. have a nice day. Apologies

Dygeasy: There's No Game In Calling A Fellow Sportsman 'Deranged'. Don't Justify Your Idiocy. I'm Offended By That.