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Smokeybrain:
15k

What is less than one cigarette

Jeon:
not smoking every day or as smoking an average of less than one cigarette a day.

Biko give me one too

Eveezy:
miley: the local dog
Major: the late female German shepherd
General: the male German shepherd pup, a result of crossing a white gsd and a black and tan gsd, his name has been recently changed to major general in remembrance of my late female, at least till I get a new one
Bruno: one of smiley first litter on d 18 of Jan, I gave him out, brindle coloured
bullet: also miley first litter on 18 Jan, also gave him out, fawn coloured
I have Neva really bred any of my dogs, miley was d first, a cool and stressful experience sha, I chose to use miley because as a local dog I knew she wouldn't be much of a problem

This is the most stupid news I have read on this platform

Islie:
SOURCE

Shit. (Coughs) I don choke

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram My Gee!



WTF MAN!

Why you go carry loan you no fit pay?

Thugnificent:
I woke up yesterday morning only to receive whatsapp messages and phone calls from family and friends on my contact list that they received a message of me being a criminal and "loan prostitute" on the run with company funds because of few days overdue loan. I thought the Government claimed to have clamped down on this people. My Girl friend that normally calls me every minute hasn't called since yesterday. I'm guessing she has also received the message. I'm Soo embarrassed

Smart one

Shalommy:
Wike is a goal... I'll vote for him.

My G. Pass the blunt

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Which kind useless MANCHI of a husband be Dat NAA!


Y u go CUT CUT dis FINE CHIKALER ( woman) like Dis!


SEE as dis woman FINE.. SEE lips as LIPS make SENSE


Make Una Carry dat useless MANCHI of a husband and JAZZ in my UNIT or AMA!


I SWEAR DOWN


Na to USE my old KALA take BLAST BLAST em left leg DROP 4 GROUND then use my new KALA take BLAST BLAST em BLOKOS from d left angle side so dat em BLOKOS go SCATTER WELL WELL!


I No go STOP der oooo!


I go USE my WEED take CHUK inside em YANNSH!


PITOTO PILOLO MANTOTO


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

No wam

czarr:
oga I dey smoke wetin no good too.
It's not cos he smokes it's how he always wants to shoot person left leg with kala

Bcus he smoke you think he doesn't have feelings?

czarr:
So you be normal human being with feelings? No ashawo house banny with standing boobs?

No be lie..... I dy PH tho....Omo try use protection oooh STD/STI is real man.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram LOLZ..

WEED don fall from my mouth as I de LAFF..



I de Lagos now oooo..


I just come chill Small 4 here and NACK ASHAWOO!


WTF MAN!

Where be your location fam.. I go like session with you but just so you know if you pass out am taking photoss

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram


LOLZ..


bad Guy!



WTF MAN!

I swear fam..

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram


LOLZ..


bad Guy!



WTF MAN!

Good morning bro......Omo that na your own shai na
4/20 me dy reason like this

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram my Gee, gud morning 4 inside dis morning...



Bcus WEED is my RELATIONSHIP and MOTIVATION!


WEED is my LOCATION and RELOCATION!


WEED is my EXAMINATION and CALCULATION!



I give my WEED all of me 100%.


I NEVER let my WEED go on d low..


I love my WEED and my WEED love me BACK!


I COMMUNICATE to CONNECT wit my WEED all day all night!


IF I should VOTE 4 any PRESIDENCY, I VOTE 4 my WEED!


I don SEE my LITA,


so make I LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Wetyn make you feel say na you go win the WEED Award?

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram My Gee!


if WEED go follow d award COME, make Dem give me o


But if WEED no go follow d award COME, make Dem kip am..


Na LITA I de FIND since 3am..


I one CRAZE 4 here.. LITA wey I use BLA WEED finish las nite ooo..


make I go check 4 backyard..


WTF MAN!

Did I impress you yet?

pocohantas:
I am glad to hear that, Frank.

I am not married and I don't lie tooo

pocohantas:
It is always convenient for men to say it is because women love lies, but they don’t accept the same excuse when they are at the receiving end of these lies.

If you think I am lying, create another topic asking why women lie to men and watch their hypocrisy and subjectiveness in full display as they land with their venom to tell you how callous and wicked the snake gender is.

People tell lies because they are liars. EOD

I have noticed a trend in guys that when you tell them you can’t date them because of a quality, they go “oh because I told you the truth. What if I lied to you?”

You tell a married man you don’t date married men and his response is: WHAT IF I LIED TO YOU? Is this not a very stupid individual? It is so constant you can most times predict this response from even the most mature of them.

Heck! What if you take your L and move the fck on? Why is your default solution to lie? People face rejection and discrimination everyday. If you choose to go about lying, accept that you feel inadequate in your truth (i.e) THE REAL YOU. After all, your lie is someone else’s truth and there is someone out there that loves you the way you are. Go meet that person and stop disturbing the world with your lies and pity parties. I mustn’t date you and you mustn’t date me!!

Menh! You are so thick I wish I could bury my face in you thighs

MadamVanessa:




Even with the glaring evidence, Putin puppet here will come and shout and masturbate here that it's western propaganda.

It's always western propaganda when Russia is the victim.

Putin supporters are the most foolish people on earth.

You are not supposed to be part of this conversation. It's for adults only.

Brian47:
If you spend more than 300 on your hair, them they cheat you.
I spend 200 on my hair BTW.

I used to have full hair till my mum forced me to cut it.

Your own better.. I no even get crush for real life

Uzomacharles:
No wam....
At least I don dey get many crush for here

No be lie

Shedrack777:
N300

It's always about them

TheGistDay:
Nollywood actress, Annie Idibia said that she has decided to make the most of her time doing things that make her happy including being with her children, family, breaking boundaries and having sex with her husband, singer Tuface Idibia.

See her post below

Bombshell indeed

FrOzenSniQ:
Ya not frm the street. .


u still be pikin. .





What a Bombshell

Wetyn you wan use this one do?

xwiit:
At live camp junction, Abuja I decide to get plantain to supplement my food this morning I was surprise when the lady told me two seeds of plantain for N100.

Comrade I don pack my bag

NamelessOGBENI:
Comrade, no forget me o


We gaz comot together

Omo just cut the leg and use wheelchair

Zonefree:
Use Hypo for effective and instant cleaning.

Bruh man you need to get yourself informed.... This shit is demonic asf

heniford2:
damn shut up have you seen Western crazy side of entertainment most u demonize stuff why??

I swear one time I asked a girl if she likes Pandas.madam asked me what's a Panda

kyber:
I asked my girlfriend what is happening in Ukraine and this is what she told me (pictures)

She told me she doesn’t know and
what is the meaning of Ukraine ?

I laughed so hard ehn and I was like really?

Was she just playing dumb or what?

What do you think?

you think this is a movie

MadamVanessa:




It's not possible for Vladimir Putin to win this war. Everything is against him , even his foot soldiers has fallen in love with beautiful Ukrainian women. These soldiers at the end of it all may not pay allegiance anymore to Russia.

All you need now is weed and you are perfect �

Stormtrooper11:
I'm gonna be playing COD, Far cry, Resident evil, FIFA and other games. I got my music and I got enough snack for the ride . Singles aren't loners contrary to the popular stereotypes. I'm really enjoying it this way.

You are hurting her, change your ways man.

tankoagaie:
She is just crying and demanding for a divorce and as a Muslim, she don't have right to divorce me unless she go to court of law, and I just realized that she is hiding something, that the dicission is not from her because she can't be crying while seeking for a divorce and nothing is wrong between us.

So I questioned her and she later told me that it is her mom that want her to go out of my house because she (mom) will never be happy with her until she breaks the marriage and she can not bear the pressure because she can not even sleep nor eat,

So please advice.

Yeyeeyeye

noblestan:
If simplicity was a person, then it's peter obi