₦airaland Forum

olatade:
OSINBAJO NOT INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT

This is to notify the general public that Vice President Yemi Osinbajo and the leading APC presidential aspirant, was not involved in any accident this morning.

Vice President Osinbajo was on his way to Owo, Ondo state over the dastardly terrorist attack of yesterday when his convoy met an accident scene on airport road, Abuja. He immediately stopped his convoy and asked his ambulance to take the victims to the hospital and report to him on the state of the accident victims. He immediately proceeded to board his flight to Akure.

His media office would issue a comprehensive statement very soon.

Richard Akinnola
Chairman, PYO MEDIA COUNCIL

Beosten:
In my formative years, we were three fiery brothers practising Christianity in Iwo town -- two of us very poor, but with strange will to survive. After secondary education and with nothing to live for, first among us was a talented beggar. As the second guy, my mother is late, and my father's whereabout was unknown. So, the first guy and I were living in one of the three houses I knew belonged to the father of the 3rd guy, but the father didn't care about the 3rd guy, though. The first guy is a genius in gathering monies through request for "urgent 2k" -- we lived on this for years.

Miraculously, I and the 3rd guy obtained degrees in science and administration respectively; the first guy obtained a degree in theology and became the chaplain of a university Chapel.

But those days as a fiery Christian, I lost 40% of my hearing. The last time I visited the first guy of a chaplain, he needed me to source urgent 5k for him. Just this morning, the 3rd guy called me that he has bone fractures and is receiving treatment at the Ogbomosho general hospital. He needs money at least for feeding, but none is forthcoming. Let me add that the first guy is in Baptist, I was in Winners Chapel while the 3rd guy is a Mountain of Fire adherent.

Then I joined the ministry in Winners Chapel. Oratory is still my best physical gift -- those in Winners Chapel Adeeke, Iwo in 2005 will remember me by the name Yinka. I had studied the scriptures from "paali to paali"; prayer sessions I handled those days looked like wartime events. While in the university, I was sent to pastor a new church in another town and did so successfully. But when I started full-time ministry, what you would usually call hosts of hell came banging at my door. They would tell me what would happen the following day and they would come to pass. They would tell me Mr A was at my door while I was still sleeping by 6:30am and that would be so.

Later, those spirits told me why I am on earth, and if I neglect my path, I would regret being born. They said I'm a Babalawo by design. I quickly went on overdrive binding "thoughts that may setup their selves against God's knowledge and every disobedience..." Then I would hear strange laughter of a group of persons suggesting the spirits were many. Then I traveled to see a primary school mate who is making waves as a general overseer of a church. All his prayers or deliverance made no difference.

Then voices started threatening me and commanded me to go to a village whose name I never heard hitherto saying that someone is waiting for me there. I googled the name of the town and I found it. I went there because previous messages didn't fail. I met the person and the priestess gave a stern warning that refusing to work for the gods would be a deadly decision. I accepted the calling right away.

But divination is not that easy to learn. I know someone who spent eight years on it. I became a pro within five months by some rare twists of events and within nine months, I became a full-blown Babalawo.

I'm tempted to say that Christians practice something different from what the Bible taught me. In 2020, my daughter was on life support at Bowen University Teaching Hospital, Ogbomosho. The bills were clearly beyond what my 50k salary could handle. I requested for help from the church hierarchy by calling the district pastor, and he said I should follow a correct route in channelling my request. I replied that I first of all called the area pastor who directed me and gave me his number to call. The district pastor started sounding offensive. That was why I came to nairaland and made a thread for help.

https://www.nairaland.com/5637056/meconium-aspiration-syndrome-baby

A nairalander sent a huge amount of money to me in the following thread to clear hospital bills.

https://www.nairaland.com/5641659/leave-patient-hospital-because-lack#86385594

I tendered a resignation letter in Winners Chapel in 2021 with two weeks notice. Before the notice elapsed and till today, I never heard anything from them about my resignation. But when the district church mistakenly paid a sum of money into my bank account after I had left (that money ought to be sent to the current pastor of the church) I told the accountant and he asked me to refund it immediately. While working there, I never had any history of misconduct. They treated me as though I never existed; that action reduced me to a new low, lower than the basest of animals...

The following advice is indispensable: life is not all about money; you're here on a certain assignment.



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SWATMan:
It will be bad if they don't give him the ticket.
I have learnt one thing in politics. Treachery is a vice in every association except in politics where the more treacherous you are, the more successful you become. If APC refuses to give him the ticket, it would profound effect on my type that believes in social capital investment.

Buharifan:
Tinubu Looking Humbled In This Group Photograph Of Presidential Aspirants

APC should give this man ticket please.

Swagbag231:
I there is this girl in my area , she live two blocks away from me.
she has every thing I need in a woman.
I have been trying to to talk to her for a while now, but she keep ignoring me.
But I know she likes me, cos she always hide in her balcony to look at me. Even my friend have even noticed it .
Plz I need ur advice , what should I do?

fineboynl:
I hate it when I see boys with short Nika above there knees and with slippers and to worsting it they carry big iphone.

If seems they spent all their money on the iphone. Some of them cannot even afford a bottle of beer.

They don't spend money on other things other than that iphone thing.

People without the iphone even dress well, spend well and look rich richer. But the iphone is what those boys are using to cover up.

ZenithBanking:
I have a big probem.

I'm always peeping on my neigbhours/friends unclothedness when ever they are taking their bath.

It all started six years ago during my ND in school, & up till now, i'm still living with it.

During my ND, there is no famale tenant that i didn't see her unclothedness to more than a million time, even when i went back for my HND, i did thesame thing.

I'm currently serving right now, and i'm still doing thesame thing here. I peep on my neigbhous and fellow corps member here.

I've been doing this for six years, and i've never being caught. Sometimes i ask God; why was i not being caught all those times in school, why didn't GOD want me to get caught.

I've tried every possible means to stop it, but all failed, even when i don't want to do it, my spirit will keep pushing me & if i don't do it at that time, i won't rest.

It seems i can't live without it.

I know someday i will be caught and embarrassed and get my pictures uploaded online for this crime.

I'm afraid, i need help.

BoysStuffs:
Anybody available for causal meetup in Ibadan, I'm so bored and lonely.

I'm around Moniya and won't mind meeting up anywhere in Ibadan

Chat me up on whatsapp or call me

Nothing goes for free please.

Jennyclay:
R. I. P sound sultan

Death is a debt all mortals MUST pay.

May Almighty Allah continue to grant him eternal bliss in Aljanah Firdaus.

Gottiii:
I still can’t believe my elder brother is planning to send me a Es330 (2006) from the United States.

I have told him several times i can’t drive such car, I am already imagining the look of people when they see me. I mean people wey dey my area. People for area know say I be big boy.

I don tell am several times say I no need car wey dey less than yr 2017. The money dey but very stingy. I sure say na the wife dey give am wrong advice.

The car clean sha, full option but below my level. I go just sell am.

Abeg, make una advice me.

press9jatv:
Just now. With former President Olusegun Obasanjo at Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos. -PO.


https://mobile.twitter.com/PeterObi/status/1528495359529566211

Stephen2324:
My neighbour and his girlfriend have been living together like married couples since I moved in. I haven't seen her since last week so I ask after her this morning and he told me she is married now. She got married 2 Saturdays ago to an Igbo guy who is based abroad cause she is Igbo.

He is yoruba. Apparently she planned her wedding from his house and he didn't know cause she spoke in Igbo majority of the time she was on call. Told him she is attending a cousin's wedding in Imo 3wks ago he gave her Tfare. She called him when she arrived and that was the last time.

Went to her parents place on Last Sunday to find out if she was safe as he hasn't been able to reach her only for the mother to tell him that she got married.

Him don bring Smirnoff spirit and soda to mix. He said "dey with me"
Me: I dey with u Bros mix am.

Inside life!

Kingdemu:
Elon has already hinted in his tweets some weeks back that there are forces all out to bring him down. I believe same forces are at work here.

KingOfTheDamned:


The moon is crying from the ritual killings in the southwest by the amala munching bonoboos indomie bandits who wake up their oarent switch machetes

And the southeast, drug pushing , cannibal ipob massacres in the baby factory HQ of the world

Cry me a River and if you quote me I will abuse you

Iksexy:
[/color]plead with him tell hiw stories about how weed do kill people beg him to stop he might listen to you okay[color=][color=#000099]plead with him tell hiw stories about how weed do kill people beg him to stop he might listen to you okay[/color][color=#000099][/color]plead with him tell hiw stories about how weed do kill people beg him to stop he might listen to you okay

OlawaleBammie:
According to nairaland snakes examiners...The head of the snake is not triangular so we can safely conclude that its not a venomous snake, hence, u re the one that killed ur dog by ursef, u just lied on the poor snake head just because the snake no understand English

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Kiss Daniel is not a real niggar

Real niggarrrrs don't quit puffin the smoke

Am gonna puff my weed till the end of time


Exactly, only jah(God) is the most high
You must be a real niggar....I owe you a parcel of weed..and a paid vpn username and password like private Internet access...so you can keyboard and huzzle

Freelane33:
Wetin this woman sabi ,
The video in circulation is not a Nigerian lady clips . I don’t know why these people won’t just leave this island people alone .
If you Dey stay lekki , you be ritualistic , ashewo , thieves , fraudster, Hiv and so on .
Wetin island people do for una ?
Chai
#justiceforlekki#

Znation:
It's a blark sunday nairalanders.

I was watching Evaton vs Chelsea match when my negbour called me that my girlfriend mum came to our compound with police, that i should'nt return home for today.

I knew it, that this girl will definately put me in trouble somday, but i could'nt resist the temptation.

She has been given me money and lot of things from her mum shop.

last week, i recieved the sum of N250,000K to my bank account with her name as the depositor, i called her and she told me i shouldn't fear that she was the one who sent it.

I ask her why and she said i should help her to save it. I've already spent N40K from the money which she was aware of.

I'm now getting imformation that her mum gave her money to deposit to their accout, but she instead sent it to me and said she lost the money. Is like she finally told her the truth that she sent me the money, and i don't kno if she told them she has been given me money before.

I don't kno what i will do, my landlord is callin but i don't want to pick.

TimmyTen:
Tonto as a celebrity has no positive qualities worth emulating by young people. You can only agree with me more if you are a parent.

Hunter102:
Greetings all, I'm confused on what to choose between a Masters scholarship in Germany with €850 monthly stipend or an Engineering job in Nigeria worth 230k monthly as jobs are hard to find here. Sincere advice is needed whether to leave the job and go for MSc Abroad.

VictorUSA:
Putin's war in ukraine was a grave mistake.The US played him and examined his power.Fortunately enough for them, he is weak as shit, with nothing to show off except empty bragging.

Taywon:
January alert received

NasirudeenOla:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWsh-2zvSYQ

"You won burst my 5million Naira bum bum" - Tonto Dikeh reacts as her son King, slaps her bum

lalasticlala:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsQbR4YWT9Q

Nigeria Military Intercepts N100million Cash, Other Items Allegedly Collected By Bandits As Ransom

Kwanza:
https://www.facebook.com/100064596373289/posts/345543000942243/

kirajustice:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM



https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-wike-meets-with-ibb-abdulsalami-over-2023-presidency-pics/

onthehill:
Man With 9 Wives Plans To Marry 2 More Women And Have Babies With All Of Them (Photos)



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