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I am no gay but can I come spend time with you?

NovesaTillie:
Are you gay?

You sound gay.
Waste of pinis.

Come let's spend some time together.
I give you 2 months you'll be talking about getting married.

Omo just kip your toilet clean

Candidlady:
noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?


how do you avoid such??

All this insult na for people wey watch BBN

Omicronvaccine:
Big Brother Naija star, Boma Akpore stated that he has kept jobless Nigerians busy by giving them content to talk about, IgbereTV reports.

He also called out Nigerians, writing:


He said he needs to be paid by President Buhari for keeping "this jobless Nigerians busy".

Boma who recently arrived in New York City said Nigeria is an environment where people are afraid to talk or express themselves for fear they won't be given jobs.

He thanked God for "growth and options".

Read his Instastories below.

https://igberetvnews.com/1407695/bbnaijas-boma-buhari-pay-salary-keeping-jobless-nigerians-busy/

If he doesn't mention his family wealth in an interview wetyn go happy?

StagethemTVee:
Afrobeat singer Davido shares in a recent interview he had no idea says his family was rich till he turned 13 years old.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQTSw4V4VKo

Abeg who be your plug

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Nor mind cross and tiwa

Even see wetin liquorose wear the other day

That liquorose self dey resemble man for my eye sometimes...abi na the weed way i dey smoke dey do me

Guy he is not forming it, the man has force.[qWuote author=ThatFairGuy post=107176500]Wike always forming HARD MAN.[/quote]

Them don dy naked for clout [quote author= post=107107043]Update From . COM

Big Brother Naija star, Cross had quite a crazy moment on Snapchat today as he mistakenly posted his full nude Video, Reports.

From The Information Gathered By , The Video Cross shared came with the caption "Shower Time" and his tattoos and manhood were all in full display. The video has however been deleted.

See Photos As Obtained By Below:

Source: BLOG[/quote]

If you have money come lemme marry you.

duyox2004:
I hate it. I’m 41, never married, no kids.

I’ve been close…twice. But ended both relationships when they were caught cheating.

I’ve dated several men since then, most older than me, and they seemed to be in no hurry to even be in a committed relationship. Which is crazy to me that these men are mid-40s and still trying to hangout with the guys and party. I met a whole guy group of friends in Houston 2 years ago…all single, all 36–45 years old. They were throwing house parties during the quarantine…parties!! ��

When I was in grade school, I was told to get a degree, don’t get pregnant, just enjoy being single, make friends, keep dating, and the right man will find you.

Now that I have two degrees, traveled the world, developed hobbies, and avoided pregnancy…my doctors are telling me to just be a single mom because I’m running out of eggs as I type this message. �

I beat teenage pregnancy to be considering single motherhood at 41. �

Damn you, parents, counselors, pastors, and everyone who gave me that advice. I can’t get that time (or my eggs) back. I hate being single at this age!! ��

I swear

EmekaBlue:
If this doesn't get to front page make i bend.

The 3rd pic guy cant wait to cook it...he don dey chop am raw already

Na them go soon stop to use Whatsapp [left][/left]

BaddieFreak:
Is there still IPhone 5 around?

Watch cartoons with subtitle

Saneesk:
Nairalanders please i need suggestions as to how i can improve my ospoken English to absolute fluency.

Why does this sound mean and nice at the same time

Betece:
My o my!!
What would push this innocuous regalia into such adaptable act?
Is it that the takeaway used in putting the rice is a bastard or the barbecue is greasy?
Any way I pray he rots in paradise while upholding infantry subjugation ..

Na Mumu dy catch Corona

lalasticlala:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOz8wukWVas

U.S. drugmaker 'Merck' asks for emergency use authorization for its COVID-19 pill.



https://apnews.com/article/merck-asks-fda-to-authorize-covid-pill-e731ada126414396b402c4dfc3cf8d2c

This guy is a scam I sent him money for data two months ago,he kept giving excuses till today data I didn't see, my money he ate...Beware of him my good people. [color=#990000][/color]

wipixo4775:
Hello

This same thing has happened to my friends wife. She had to go through surgery. Women wahala no fit finish

maureensylvia:
Honestly I'm done fixing nails

It's not my calling at all

I lost my finger nail two months ago

Early this week I lost my big toe nail
It's painful
It hurts

E pain pass heartbreak

I went for treatment and was charged 10k to pull out the remaining nail on my big toe, I Was injected on my toe twice to reduce the pains.. omooorr I cried like a baby very painful something... Look at what fixing artificial nails has caused me.

Now I'm at home today, limping... I won't go for business nor deliveries today... I'll continue tomorrow and still go back this evening for dressing.

Have you had this experience before?
How did you treat yours?
How long did it take your nails to grow back again?

Share your experiences

E no chill bro, but I am learning a skill right now. But fund is still needed to purchase something. On God it will pass shai,I believe.

Denvacandy:
Was just randomly thinking how people that are jobless are surviving in this country with the increase in price of things.

I earn roughly 100-130k monthly and i can say its not being easy, spending money on food, data and unkeep.


So i really need to know how people who are jobless are coping in this country, people that have no source of income.

Is like no be snake chopping gang kill this one.

Elzazzi:
Earlier today in one of the lodges in the environs of federal university Otuoke Bayelsa state, this venomous reptile known as the Gaboon Viper was killed. A student almost stepped on it before he was alerted and we killed it. Besides this is the hometown of Ex President Goodluck Jonathan.

Same thing in pH ooh,aboki them don move am finish.

Afriqan:
I noticed several months ago that almost everywhere you drive in Lagos, you'll notice that manhole covers are stolen even on express roads like Ikorodu Road, Lagos-Abeokuta Express road, Ikotun, Cele Express and even on the Island.

I've come to the conclusion that those responsible for the theft are scrap metal collectors and dealers popularly called "iron codemn" but the way they carry it out without anyone to challenge them makes me believe that local boys (aka omo adugbo) may be collaborating with them as you can't come from another area and steal something without involving the locals.

I wonder what the Lagos State government is doing about this as it has caused loss of lives in many cases. I am yet to hear of anyone getting apprehended for stealing manhole covers in Lagos... What is Alausa doing!!!

Please consider gracing the front page with this vital information...

This guy dy use en whole family chase clout

Newsmic:
Popular Nollywood actor, Yul Edochie took to his Instagram handle to celebrate his daughter, Danielle who recently graduated from secondary school as he shared photos of her first day at the university, IgbereTV reports.

He captioned the photos;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CU2xxhTgTxK/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

The guy na russian

Patented:
Within 1 month!!.….4 week's.....30 days... over rush dey worry you

Zenithh:
Most Nigerian men like fair ladies. Especially our blodas from the East. Those ones get turned on the get go as soon as dey sight a fair girl.

I luv my women dark choco

The day my mom threatened to slap after she priced a product and I shouted "chia" out of pity for the seller since then I no gree follow her go market again oh.

obembet:
Has your mum ever priced something in your presence and you start to pity the seller?

See some hilarious comments here and share your experience

Funny I have never been with a fair lady before but that don't mean I dislike them. Will like to try shai

Zenithh:
I have a close fair male mature colleague of mine who has never had a relationship with any girl. This guy is handsome and clean. Anytime we go out to drink,he’s always lamenting on how hard it has been for him with ladies.

I have tried to hook him up with few responsible ladies I know and they each tell me same thing. “Abeg I no like fair guys” “ I can’t date a fair guy”.

My guy keeps telling me that he has never been lucky like me and I should try and hook him up. He one time envied dark skinned guys...and wished he had a darker skin.

I have asked these ladies what the problem is and I still don’t understand their point.


Ladies can you tell us the problem with fair guys pls?

See how osibanjo was looking fresh

barrydee:

Nigerians see your next president
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Finally someone is saying the truth.

hisexcellency34:
https://independent.ng/nigerians-cant-afford-another-president-with-health-challenges-in-2023-senator-misau/

You missed out buhari's Media Aide Adesina

hevogan:
I have said it before, there are Names of Top 6 Terrorists in Nigeria

1. Buhari (Chief Terrorist)
2. Malami (Principal Terrorist)
3. Pantami (Senior Terrorist)
4. Gumi (Terrorist I)
5. Alhaji Lai (Terrorist II)
6. [color=#D70040]Hell[/color]-Rufai (Terrorist III)


This is exactly why we are yet to be completely rid of Terrorism, Dogs don't eat dog

That is why ppl like vulture griller receive(and will continue to receive) so much hate on this forum. No person with functional brain will clap for this regime

Them don spoil the show when e never start.

Alexxxxadrewv:
https://loadedpulse.com/toke-makinwa-unveiled-as-anchor-of-gulder-ultimate-search-2021/

;Dthis guy

DeLight360:
Friday vibes�

I can still remember the christmas party i celebrated in my uncle's house **the events can never leave my head**.......

It was a cold harmattan morning. Me and my whole family were preparing to visit my uncles house to celebrate christmas. I was so happy because their fridge is always loaded with different types of meat ** I remember secretly loading my socks with chicken during one christmas when i was little**

The journey started and i placed my earpiece and increased the volume to max... I didn't know when my mom was talking to me until my siblings were looking at me in the car and smiling...i was like what happened. I did not even complete it before i felt something like bag of cement on my face but it was my mothers hand. I off my phone and remove the earpiece sharp sharp before she seize it with hot tears in my eyes.

About 30 mins later we were at our uncles place. He and his wife welcomed us warmly but i could not hear properly due to the slap.... We were served refreshments before they would Prepare food in the evening. I retired to the guest room and used my phone until when the cooking started. I helped out in the kitchen and received approximately 8 slaps and 2 murder attempts from my mother (story for another day)...

Finally the food was ready and served-rice and chicken stew. "Time to eat the fruit of my labour" I said to myself. I kept my chicken lap in the centre and ate the rice while stealing constant glances at the meat. I cleard my rice in less than 20 mins and smiled to myself thinking of how i would devour the chicken... and then boom my uncle's 2 year old child grabbed my chicken and ran away... Yeeee my spirit screamed from inside *after everything i went through in my mother's hand, the worse thing was that only the legs of the chicken were left in the pot* i just watched as the child devoured the meat while my family and my uncle with his wife laughed expecting me to behave mature... But no no no no I just walked to their poultry farm, carried one fowl and ran away..

Like people don't yet realize that this man will be worst than buhari

dre11:
https://punchng.com/2023-presidency-tinubu-already-has-12m-votes-in-the-bag-says-swaga/

Imagine they shot you,you for no get time cry. Be thankful for life money will always come back.

DICO111:
Yesterday I went to the bank to get money that my uncle who is staying in the United states sent to me for use in paying for a Hisense deep freezer which I already told him the market price. He sent the money through western union and it was $400 in total.
I was robbed at gun point in a cab on my way to beurue de change to change it to naira.... I have been crying since yesterday, dont even know how to start explaining everything to him. I'm so confused.
Even going to the police is not a viable option because I dont have any reasonable information to give. Please someone should advise me on what to do because my mind is blank at this moment.

She is teaching them how to use local drugs

Finestgal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6mgUTIOhNw

Alex Ekubo ex, fancy cooked & wow her white friends with Nigeria food & taught them how to smoke nzu.

https://instagram.com/stories/fancyacholonu/2679758467330719630?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&utm_medium=share_sheet