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If I were a girl, I would collect and marry him then separate after 5 months. Tiwa Savage style you know.

ebamma3:
even bible don talk am say any part of your body were wan make may u sin cut am off, so brother cut that prick off

Seconded.

God bless Nigeria, God bless us.

It will come down by itself just follow the steps I'm gonna give you.

Go to the market
Buy apple, orange, pineapple etc
Eat those fruits regularly
Repeat this procedure daily for eight months
Then go to hospital for test.
It will fly back to where it came from.
Trust me

If you can have sex with a stranger without any fear, you can be bold enough to take financial risks. I think this might be true because the spark of sex is same as spark of wealth

simplemach:
Short flare gown, above the knee, large upper part of the br*east showing and finally, the ni*pples BODLY showing then she's got me switched on

are you my brother? You wrote outa my hand now

Positive and negative attract each other.

Seriously, girls are angels; they never give up on anybody. Like Jesus, they are for the sick.

sonOfLucifer:
How does that make you better?

I never claim holiness but I am me. No one use a cooked dic.k as profile pix and preach gospel

In Bornu here girls don't do that, they appreciate everything. May be it is due to scarcity of BF sha.

Was I ever a virgin? We started it in the stream, then way to the farm, then boju-boju (hide n seek), then school farm, then school hostel, then bathroom, then backyard - my mummy is coming, then room.

It have tee. No be 2day. It didn't give it they stole it. I should have become a monk

Cutehector4u:
the Op is not married...look at her profile...dat does not depict one who is a wife...

She never said she was, did you read the post at all?
It was copied from LIB joor. You be learner?

Some are heavily loaded and when you meet them, you would be wow. I met one some years back. When you discuss music, she is there, discuss science (where I know nothing) she is there. My friend a Microbiologist always ask of her because he enjoyed her intelligent presentations. When we talk literature, where I dey claim don; this girl still blaze.

I thought I could maintain the friendship not to scare her away with love talk but I was wrong. She fell for one janja weed faced, insecured but rich guy and I never had a chance to converse with her again.

I also need to talk about a lady on this platform that gat a lot to offer to any man that is lucky to get her attention. She is Mprex, trust me.

Do ladies really know what they want?
Just give em
money
money
money and
a lil spirituality

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Mprex:
wow, i feel so wow! I never knew i had helped that much.

what i'll tell you is this, dont give up on her. Nothing good comes easy. Take it easy. Dont come off as desperate, needy or weak to her.

Just play the role, i gave you. You will be wowed by the outcome

Okay, I will try my best. Thank you.

I don't flatter but you have really done something that will take a very long time before I forget. I was not expecting sensible response, the topic of my post bears witness to that because people are just too abusive.

I must say that you have changed my opinion of nairaland forum. Other people's comment on your responses show that I am not the only one that doesn't expect sensible responses.

Mprex:
wow, i feel so wow! I never knew i had helped that much.

what i'll tell you is this, dont give up on her. Nothing good comes easy. Take it easy. Dont come off as desperate, needy or weak to her.

Just play the role, i gave you. You will be wowed by the outcome

Okay, I will try my best. Thank you.

I don't flatter but you have really done something that will take a very long time before I forget. I was not expecting sensible response, the topic of my post bears witness to that because people are just too abusive.

I must say that you have changed my opinion of nairaland forum. Other people's comment on your responses show that I am not the only one that doesn't expect sensible responses.

Mprex:
*lol. Good old "hard to get" games.

Whatever and wherever this leads, I have won the game cos I know you on this platform cos of this. I am happy I posted this post the time I did.

Thank you so much, you're my hero. You may not know what you have done for me but I do and I heartily appreciate it. Thank you so so much.

If she doesn't give a danm about me at the end of the day, I will forever appreciate the lil friendship of two weeks with her. It was with true vim and vitality. I have learnt something too. I now know I should get out of my shell.

Impulse80:
One thing you should know is that females don't like desperation in males. Just play it cool with her, another thing is don't tell a girl you want to date her. That statement triggers the hard to get mode in them.

Thanks bro but I already did. I felt I should cos I've wasted a whole lot of tym staring.

Should I then stop calling and texting her? And if I stopped calling won't she think I'm chicken out?

Mprex:
:

I have come again o. I have done virtually all you asked me to do and the way you asked me to do them. She became friendly that I almost regretted staring that long.

She saw something coming one day when we were gisting and she opt for BBM chat instead of face to face conversation. So, she left the scene and initiated the chat immediately.

When we started chatting, I went straight for the kill, only to be stopped by the statement: "I have someone". I still can't believe her cos, she refused to tell me who the person is.

Now, she has stopped picking my calls. In fact, she is avoiding me. It feels like I'm losing it now. To be sincere I just realised it, I love her than I initially thought. I need your mature opinion pls. I don't want to lose her

Ojoro people, am I not taller than this man?

Propose with ring? Obsolete, archaic, outdated...ehm.


You can do that better with the key of a Brand New Range Rover Spot.

Or

you give her belle

You aren't in love if you aren't jealous. Jealousy is part of love.


I fit break head for jealousy

God is in every of your breath, ask God. Those you mentioned are bunch of liars, you'd be lied to. Pls. Ask your gut

If you do these to my ototo poyoyo, I will take your name to baba place and ... You know now.

I'm not a thief but if you steal from me, you are in trouble.
Period

I love this babe die, chasers
Keep off

With you profile the king of sodom will judge you on the day of judgement. You have opportunity the never had.

Stop playing with God and his words. I'm not holy but I still reference God

Everybody is afraid of Hiv/aids, they won't be attracted to people they don't trust.

By the way, what is sand fly?

Think about what?



Yeye

The lady with 7 abortion.

She wasn't impregnating herself, one stu.pid man was. If you've being a victim, you'll understand this. No lady want to abort. In fact, every lady is a potential caring mother. They often plead with the man before they finally do the unthinkable.

If I marry her, I will have rest of mind if we don't have children. We may decide to adopt but a woman that has been chased out by 7 men, lack virtue, she is obviously rude and wicked, domineering and worthless.

Some girls go into abortion to cover the sin of some married-faux-godly-men. I have read about pastors who impregnate teenagers and the girls are advised by their friends and at times, family members to terminate the pregnancy.

I am not trying to justify abortion but when you hear the truth from some people, you will pity them. You will reason with them.