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Going the memory lane, you have to answer these questions truthfully if you really need help.

Did your kitty-cat pain you that night?

Did you experience waist pain the next day?

Have you ever tried self service your kitty-cat?

If your answers are negative? You are good to go but if they are positive, go and confirm it in the hospital.

Guys hate monosyllabic chat responses like:
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Shit

Low sperm count

lordmerlin:
Ploy thanks once again I will go to jamb office 2moro after lectureas and ask dem. But b4 den ahl confirm 4rm mah schs ict.buh I tot I cn jst go to jamb office pay the money and fill d termination(unacceptance) form then after some days or weeks dah of d poly will be deleted?

It not that easy, in fact, it can only be deleted @ d headquarters but ask them at any of their branch office close to ya.

lordmerlin:
Thanks ploy. Buh if I do daht since rsust have nt uploaded our names still on jamb site after terminating it. Dah of d rivpoly will be terminated ryt? Leaving that of uni 2 av a space?

Nope!
It is a bit difficult to do. You have to get a letter from the admission officer of your university, the letter must state your acceptance and the admission officer must minute on it.

Then, you will get a rejection letter from the poly and the two letters will be taken to JAMB headquarters in Bwari Abuja. There you will pay a sum of one thousand naira then that of poly will be deleted and the uni uploaded.

If it is not done on time, it may affect you later because you can't serve without your JAMB admission number. The money is token but the process is demanding cos of the stu.pid administrative officers in our schools.

The admission officer may start barking at you now.

It is done in JAMB offices. Walk to any of their branch office and ask for a nullification form or what is it called. It is sold at the rate of 1k. I hope I can help, better.

Mykel4God:
U sure say na wife U won take am do abi na sarewa?

The salewas no dey go church on tym now, and dem no de choir. As a born again Christian, I no fit de turn my neck 360 degree de find them. Them go come house by themselves after I don drink Orijin

Ibiblaze:
I asked her and she said she loves me

play it cool with her, she might be having a serious time deciding what she wants. She may be afraid that you will affect her new belief, remembering the fact that you guys didn't start on holy holy stuff

tosyne2much:
Of what benefit is life if you can't bleep a lady ?

What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his soul? What shall you give in exchange for your soul?

If your eye will lead you to hell gouge it out and if your dicck wan send you go hell, do what? Cut it off

Ibiblaze:
Am not woried abt the sex part,what's d issue here is that she is not even showing care as usual,she doesnot even call to know how am doing

It means she no wan do again, this is crystal clear that she is fed up if you are not pestering her with sex.

I will advise you call her, ask her if she still loves you then, talk to her about the future of your relationship.

Liars can't look people straight in the face

Mykel4God:
Easy to say
Who knows maybe inside church service sef,your mind dey for d olosho wey dey your house?

My eye dey always fluctuate but I too dey focus it on one lady wey dey choir. Still I am a born again Christian b'coz my pastor marry too

Yes, I am.

How is that difficult?

Ibiblaze:
I av already giving mylife to christ too,am not that rough and flirt type,am a responsible and humble type,that's y she chosed me

Is premarital sex part of your ten commandments? If you have given your life to Christ, you won't talk of intimacy before marriage. Support her if you can or look for value benders like you who can be saying Jesu! Jesu! Jesu! When she is about to cum.

Give ya life to Jesus too and send your Di.ck to the bank. Cut if if you can

Feel happy now. Abi, what is the scheming all about.

Start dancing shekem by MC Galaxy b'coz a common enemy has been identified.

Honestly, there is no need for it because most set ups come like awoof and everybody loves it. Also, if the person later find out s/he may be hardened.

I hate being watched.

Sexual harassment? It is like coffee, it makes you more alert and focused. Most especially, when you are married.

The feeling that, so girls still send me? I still de market?


And you'd be like

Mintayo:
lol: i refuse to believe this,it can actually happen now,but the kneeling part though.

A lady will propose to you when she is still dating another guy? When girls still find it difficult to say I love you. When girls can't return your sms.
Most of our girls fantasize relationship with a guy that left to UK 20 years ago.

So romantic. This can only happen when men become prostitutes and chaste ones difficult to find

By that tym, men must have become prostitute and chaste ones difficult to find. I pity those that would be living then

You are washing your destiny into the soakaway of history.

Are you that ugly that you can't attract another lady? There are one thousand and one lady that wanna be yours. I'm presently a relationship freelance but can't do what you are doing.

If a lady can doubt you to this extent in courtship she will never believe you in marriage. Get life joor

Report am to police if you no wan do gay honeymoon in jail. Is he mad? Why will a gay propose to me when I wan bleep all them pretty ladies?

No 1 is a lie, I don't cry at night; I cry in the bathroom.

Like always, I carried my emotion to the bath.

sophieabou:
fear don catch am

Fear ke? What is the meaning of fear?
*Clear throat*
As you fine reach, if I beat your boss b'coz he did something for you in the office. Would you still find me romantic? Don't forget that other girls n boys in that organisation will see you as a lover of an agbero.

Instead of beating or fighting I will rather orchestrate his arrest. I sabi report case to police, chai! Since primary school school wen + realise that you can gain popularity by reporting cases. I don't joke with it.

Kudos to the op but is it these English?
I think it should be these grammatical expressions.

Afterall, there are Englishes

Yes, it is everywhere, in fact, in my area people boast of it. The reason being that those stu.pid, oloju kokoro ole boys we de steal for area are easily intimidated by dogs. They don't visit houses with dogs.

What kind question be this?

If you de eat sour food because you don't have any choice and you are invited to a buffet in the process, what will you do?

My ex did exactly this base on commitment issue and I respect her decision till now. I still call her when I have awoof airtime.

In summary, I will leave the person with the speed of light. I mean zoom off

AgapeCharis:
hahahahahahahaaaahaaa


U wicked gaaan!

If a girl does this to u, hw u go feel?

I will feel bad, really bad but I should know when a girl doesn't want to marry me. There is spark in real love.

Is this what you want us to open that blog for? Your ownna joke o

The prediction has been changed to 2030, as you will believe with me, 2015 is too close for disintegration. However, power hungry politicians are everywhere even in America. Everybody is selfish.

If we can overcome Boko Haram insurgency, leadership problem is not unsurmountable. This is because the threat of ethnicity is gradually eroding.

I am full time number one, part-time number two but never subscribe to number three. Children of God don't fight.