₦airaland Forum

Life is so cheap!!!!. No regards for it

Dongreat:
Nothing works in Nigeria but that's doesn't mean that all of the 200+ citizens have thrown in the towels.

The question now is do Nigerians have have any options? Everybody is hoping for the best. Poverty in the land now is unimaginable. In 2012, the country had about 100 million citizens living below $1 a day. Am sure you will agree with me that that figure would have increase significantly in the last two years.

usamali:
NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2015/2016 ACADEMIC SESSION.
COURSE TITLE: Introduction to APC Government
COURSE CODE: APC 101
TIME ALLOWED: 45 Mins
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions
1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for
(i.) Dollar increase.
(ii.)Fuel Price increase
(iii.) Power Failure
(iv.) Unemployment
(v. )Fulani Herdsmen Killings
2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
( i.) N5k promise is cancelled
(ii.) Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
(iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased
3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.
4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.
5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N14000 everyday.
6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to and the disgrace he will receive.
7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?
8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
(i). masquerade dressing,
(ii.) importation of grass
(iii). fantastically corrupt.
9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?
10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on you.
11. with a labeled diagram, describe the famous losses ever witnessed in recent time:
(i)-- loss of budget.
(II)-- loss of WAEC certificate.
(iii)- loss of the moon.
(iv)- ear disorder.
12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.
13. Write a short Essay on why Hajiya Aisha Buhari "visited" USA but did not go to say 'Hi' to Mrs. Mitchell Obama.

No kill us abeg!!!

Dongreat:
And because you are used to it you should do nothing to improve it? What a wacko mentality and shamefully you just typed it for the world to see. Dude, get off that bloated dead horse and go see how things are done in other countries then you will be shocked of how some set of people are humans and the others "monkeys".
Living in a third world country is not a suffering license but a ticket to change the environment.

The truth is other countries in the world have moved on. If you have stayed or visited abroad, you will understand that nothing works in Nigeria. We are yet to see the change you are referring to. So sad!!!

holatimmy:
It's Fashola's fault

How is it Fashola fault?

veekid:
The babe never see anything; she should visit any Nigerian universities and try looking for HOD when you importantly need his or her signature on paper!
We are used to it Mehn

On point!!!

The "Vampire" must have been really notorious. So much jubilation!!!!

HungerBAD:
Idiota.

This Trump puts the D in DUMB.

So you think? I think you better get full information before passing any judgement. That's better

neonly:
I blame buhari for dis

Why?

coolesmile:
South Africa is a lawless country. Worse than Nigeria.

It's nothing compared to Nigeria. Other than the high level of poverty and occasional religious skirmish. Nigeria is a good place to live.

darthv:
Yes and am tired of this country if one has a master card and can't use it for transaction at international level what use is it these fools called cvn wants us to petronize those abokis

Still used my GT Naira Mastercard for an online transaction yesterday

darthv:
Just tried using my gtbank atm which i have been using for years and it didnt work. so what bank atm works now

Naira Mastercard works only for POS international transactions but it is limited to $100 per month.

princetunex:
Just one question... Are we still going to pay for that one month?

I think so. We have been paying for sunlight in my hood since beginning of the year!!

xstry:
For a President that used up almost 5trillon naira fighting bokoharam in 6 years with nothing to show for it. He's really useless

Do you know how much the US has spent on the war is Iraq and Syria? How come there is still ISIS?

teebaxy:
You are now sounding like a crying baby that you really are, pele

Hahaha. Dont try to change the narrative. Am happy you know what a forum stance for. At least i educated you on it. Dum ass!!! Get Smart!!!

teebaxy:
And who are u to start giving u facts, if u are so dumb and blind not to see the truth in ur environment what gives me the assurance that my fact will be taken seriously by u.... I'm not in support of either of the 2 agencies as d case maybe but I want u to begin to use ur brain when condemning or making suggestions......

Hmmmm. If you had brains, you would have known that I asked a question and I expected a rational response. If you don't know, there is a difference between looking at things happening around and facts. A good example, a doctor doesn't treat you because your face says your sick, he treats you based on diagnosis of a certain aliment or diseases.
So please use your brain!!!
Thanks

teebaxy:
Hmmm, nice definition, hope u have gotten your Answer. slowpoke

It is still better than been a stark illiterate.
Like I previously mentioned, you are dumb and very foolish.
21st century has no place for start illiterate, so I will advise you to get a formal education.
Thanks

teebaxy:
Next time it will do you a whole good to carry out ur research by urself<Mr. Educated> as a graduate that you call yourself one would have expected you to use ur Internet for numerous researches to answer questions bothering u, instead of coming here foolishly to ask stupid question that could have better been answered with the aid of Google.com. But u slowpoke lazily wanted a quick answer thereby, making u to cheapishly displaying ur failed and bad nurtured attitude. Having issues with you on a forum like this will only make me a foolish person like you.... I felt really bad to have ever quoted a kid like u.... I'm moving on. And pls don't quote me again, I have got better issues to attend to here.

It seems you are not getting the point and i dont blame you for that. It seems you just got access to the internet and decided to talk foolishly without thinking critically.
If you dont know what a forum is, i will educate you.
The while idea of a forum is to ask questions and get informations. Informations based on facts and figures. Not running down people or present information without facts. Going forward, if you don't have facts or proofs, don't answer questions.
Some more formal education will help your cause. Get it and stop been dumb!!!!

teebaxy:
And who are u to start giving u facts, if u are so dumb and blind not to see the truth in ur environment what gives me the assurance that my fact will be taken seriously by u.... I'm not in support of either of the 2 agencies as d case maybe but I want u to begin to use ur brain when condemning or making suggestions......

I asked a genuine question and I expected a rational answer. It was not complusory you answer my question. So like I previously said, you are really dumb!!! An uneducated fool with access to Internet.
If you don't know what a forum is , I suggest you find out.
Idiot!!!!

teebaxy:
Abeg spare us of this ya useless talk of under funded.... Is either u are a police or a member of ur family is in the force..... What else do police want from the federal government that they haven't gotten.... Oh, u mean that federal government should continue to enrich the Ig, commissioners.... It's obvious that the police is only pain and thereby trying to avoid some taken food from their table.... In not talking of salary and allowances they earn regularly and enormous funds given for equipment that as been looted and mismanaged by previous and current IG...... Do u knw how much this guys earn when they arrest g-boys, some of the even assist in carrying drugs in airports to remit into their bosses ACcounts.... I will stop here, bcs I'm really pissed up

Really dumb response. I expected you provide facts backed up with statistics.
For your information, i am not under employment of any sort with the Nigerian government.
Always be objective with your response.

My question is why is the government recruiting people into paramilitary organization when it is clear that the Nigerian police force is underfunded and undermanned?
The police should be the only organization in Nigeria that protects it's citizens.

talk2emma:
Buhari will die in there month time

Why are you wishing a man dead? Why judge? Are you God?

That is ancient mentality!!!. The boy not having money today does not mean he will be broke tomorrow. Grow up!!! Have you heard of natural love?

bettercreature:
It's obviously obvious you don't know what is going on around you.What do you see in movies that some people are not enjoying? Well i dont have to argue with you,this simple says alot about your level of exposure

Well said. God bless you!!!!

bettercreature:
Stop displaying your ignorance in public you are simply embarassing yourself
Certain percentage of people living in Nigeria are enjoying better things in life than queen of England

Really? In terms of what? Please educate us.

fuckingAyaya:
I will not hv sex till my wedding nite

Just make sure you get tested for the virus before you get married.

Nigeria is one of the most corrupt countries in the world. It occupies number 136 out of 176 countries according to Transparency International. High cost of doing business is one of the reasons International companies are running away.

juman:
She escaped recession.

Haba!!! It's not nice referring to the dead like that.

People should stop jungle justice!!!

tsephanyah:
Trump doesn't Understand anything besides twitter and his Hollywood mindsets,.. This mainstream media are part of most powerful elites in the world,.. They control everything and there goal is one world government where they can decide who lives and who dies,.. They will just use him as pawn,.. Set example to all those right wing, probably impeach him or limit his power,... And take over the most powerful country once and forol, meanwhile let's him enjoy the White House, free airtime of the media,.. people I pity is the Christians and some conservative thinking trump share their values,.. Not knowing he is an atheist, low ranking Illuminati, a pedophile, con man,. And mentally unstable lunatic,. With unhealthy narcissistic personality

Well, you have the right to your opinion and speech. Other people think differently of him!!!

napoleon77:
At no point in our brief discourse have I given the impression that I support the indiscriminate killing of animals.

My argument has always been that there is nothing wrong with killing an animal for food legally.

And it is unfair if wild life could be killed for fun and entertainment by some sets of people but we then criticise other people who kill wild life for food.

The Japanese and Norwegians see nothing wrong in killing whales for food but some people in the west object.

Nigerians see nothing wrong with eating cow leg, shaki etc but some people in the west object.

OK

napoleon77:
Ok. Check your facts and tell me if there is an international or even a local law against killing hippopotamus to feed in Kebbi State.

And I can argue that the Norwegians and Japanese still kill whales for food so it's not fair to criticise people in Kebbi who killed a hippopotamus for food.

My point remains that wild life is still being killed for fun and entertainment by people in the Western world but we criticise Africans who killed wild life for food. It doesn't seem fair. Or does it?

What exact is your argument? Are you in support or against wild life been hunted or killed indiscriminately.